The crossed scholar

"Oh! I said it!" Wu Yue suddenly realized: "But, this guy actually said that he was going to pick up girls, and he was so confident? It's too disgusting!"

Everyone laughed, which made Wu Yue very annoyed, but before she got angry, Mu Chunyi cried anxiously, couldn't kneel anymore, and fell to one side.

"Hey! Help her up, Mu Chunyi, Mu Chunyi, wake up!" Tong Wuxin and Wu Lijia quickly helped Mu Chunyi up. This Mu Chunyi hasn't eaten all day, and now I was stimulated again, and immediately fainted!

"I don't want to leave, tell Master, I don't want to leave!" Mu Chunyi woke up leisurely, and cried out as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Hey! Mu Chunyi, are you stupid? Don't even think about it. If Xiaobao really wants to drive you away, why does he need to send you to Lingyue Island? Just drive you down the mountain and it's over. Besides, we are going to Luofeng Island, not Lingyue Island at all!" Tong Wuxin whispered in Mu Chunyi's ear.

"Really? Are you saying that Master forgives me?" Mu Chunyi is usually extremely smart, but when it's his turn, he is not so smart!

"Hmm! I think there's a good chance that there's no problem. You should show yourself better!" Tong Wuxin nodded and said.

"Ah? Really, then how should I behave?" Mu Chunyi became excited immediately, and then asked eagerly.

"At least have a full meal first, and then tidy yourself up neatly. You must not look downcast like this. I don't even like it!" Tong Wuxin said with a smile.

"Good! Good! I see!"

……

In the early morning of the next day, before dawn, Zhu Xiaobao boarded his colorful boat with forty female guards. in the cabin.In this way, it looks like a very ordinary boat.

The reason why the "Auspicious Three Treasures" are not opened is because the hull of the "Auspicious Three Treasures" is too large, and the shape is also very different, which is easy to attract people's attention.Now the seven princesses' warships and cargo ships come and go frequently, Zhu Xiaobao is afraid of being discovered.Anyway, we are going to Luofeng Island, not to fight, so this colorful boat is enough.Besides, this boat is faster!

But this time, Wu Yue, Ying Xiuxiu and others all followed.Can't even drive away!The old apprentice even changed into new clothes, and sat on the bow of the boat very relaxedly. The old man is very energetic now. Since taking that blood ginseng, the cultivation base of the wine and meat venerable has become more pure!It’s more fun to eat every day!

Mu Chunyi also changed into a new set of clothes today, and it was still a long shirt and long skirt. Although he was a bit uncomfortable, it was not for the purpose of performing well!Now Mu Chunyi is following Zhu Xiaobao closely, and she is responsible for serving the tea and water, as if it was an agreement, Ying Xiuxiu and the others stand aside indifferently.

"Hey! Don't be so busy, why don't you tell me about the effects of the hand magic scorpion fruit, why haven't you written it all?" Zhu Xiaobao said a little uncomfortable, this female apprentice was too attentive and couldn't bear it.

"I didn't have time yesterday! I'll write it as soon as I get back! Master, you won't really send me to Lingyue Island, will you?" Mu Chunyi said cautiously.

"Well! If you pass by, I'll send you back, if you don't...then next time!" Zhu Xiaobao said with curled lips.

"Ah? Thank you, Master!" Mu Chunyi was finally relieved, he wouldn't go to Lingyue Island this time!Forgive yourself if this is not in disguise!

The colorful boat sailed slowly for three hours, and it was almost noon when we saw Luofeng Island.The seven-colored sailboat was immediately spotted on Luofeng Island.Immediately, two fast boats flew over, and there were still six female warriors of the Lingyue tribe standing on them.Not to mention that the female warriors of the Lingyue tribe are basically tall and fit, with good looks, no wonder so many people want to go to Luofeng Island to try their luck.Probably Yu Dan is an exception, she is not very tall, she is about the same as Zhu Xiaobao!Probably belongs to the category of developmental delay!

The female warriors on the two fast boats were not polite at all. They aimed at the people on the colorful boat with their bows and arrows, and asked, "Who is this? This is the territory of the Lingyue people. Don't come closer! Otherwise, you will be killed without mercy." !"

"Hey, hey! Slow down. We are going to Luofeng Island, and my son is here on invitation!" The old apprentice hurriedly said with a smile, don't look at him as the Great Martial Lord, he likes to pretend to be stupid at this time Leng.Anyway, people can't see his kung fu.

"Invited? Whose invitation?" The female warrior in the lead was a little surprised. They were usually found by themselves, and rarely came by invitation, because the female warriors of the Lingyue tribe were all very proud and did not I will travel alone, so few people are invited.

"Hee hee! Do you know this one?" Zhu Xiaobao looked at the female warrior with long legs and wearing a short leather jacket, his eyes were a little straight. This female warrior of the Lingyue tribe was very revealing, but It is indeed very eye-catching!After looking back, he immediately took out Yu Dan's golden arrow and handed it over!

"The golden arrow of the fifth princess? Oh, then please get on board! But your boat is not allowed to enter! This is the rule, please forgive me!" The little leaders on the two fast boats looked at each other, their eyes full of A very surprised expression.The fifth princess is the youngest princess, she is eccentric, but she is only 16 years old, even she has started to act?But the fifth princess is indeed on Luofeng Island these days, so she is waiting for this little fat man, who is too bad looking?

Zhu Xiaobao didn't care about the strange eyes of the female warriors. Our appearance and body shape are a bit short, but we are very strong in other aspects!

"Okay then! Old apprentice, you go with me!" Zhu Xiaobao also knew the rules of Luofeng Island, women are not allowed to enter, even if it is a servant girl, it must be replaced by a man!Otherwise, why Zhu Xiaobao brought Wu Yue, Ying Xiuxiu and the others so firmly, he had already found out clearly!But what I didn't expect was that Mu Chunyi also jumped on the Clippers. The female soldiers were stunned when they saw Mu Chunyi, and they didn't stop her. They all knew Mu Chunyi!

"Yes! Master!" The old apprentice jumped onto the opponent's warship very excitedly, and then took Zhu Xiaobao over.Afterwards, the old apprentice and Mu Chunyi also brought two big packages, their own local products are indispensable!

Several female warriors almost burst out laughing, the master and apprentice are very similar, they are both chubby and smiling, which makes people feel happy!The five princesses have unique preferences!This little fat man is really lucky...

Chapter 226 Fallen Phoenix Island

Originally, those female warriors had to board the boat to check, but when they saw the golden arrow of the fifth princess, Yu Dan, and Mu Chunyi, they didn't dare to be too presumptuous.Yu Dan's elf and weird personality, if he takes revenge, it will be quite terrifying!

Wu Yue saw Zhu Xiaobao and the old apprentice standing on each other's clippers very carefree, quite proudly standing upright, feeling indescribably depressed.What is this called?Did he send him here by himself, or begged him to come here!

Seeing those female warriors now, Wu Yue was a little worried, she was really fit and beautiful, and even taller than herself!Everyone is almost 1.8 meters!I only saw Yu Dan before, but I didn’t think so. Since Yu Dan herself is relatively petite, the female guards she chose were also short, so I didn’t think much of it. Now that I saw these female warriors, Wu Yue was really surprised. I am very worried, everyone is so beautiful!

"Okay! It's not like your little treasure doesn't know what to do, don't worry about it like that!" Tong Wuxin couldn't help laughing.

"Hmph! Besides Yu Dan, if she dares to find someone else, I'll see if I don't break his dog's legs!" Wu Yue said angrily.

"Bragging! I didn't know who was scolded yesterday and didn't dare to talk back!" Wu Lijia and others laughed.

"I... I didn't let him because of the princess!" Wu Yue said with her face flushed.

Another burst of laughter...

Zhu Xiaobao rode the fast boat on Lingyue Island and entered the shallow reefs of Lingyue Island after seven turns and eight turns, and turned to a small pier flexibly. I left Luofeng Island.

After walking a section of the pontoon bridge, we can truly enter Luofeng Island.

As soon as they entered Luofeng Island, Zhu Xiaobao was a little surprised. There were pavilions, terraces and pavilions, all kinds of flowers, plants and trees, which were very exquisitely constructed, and there were many shops, which were very lively with people coming and going. What surprised him was that there was a tofu workshop that had just opened, but it sold tofu soup, because Zhu Xiaobao hadn't taught Yu Dan the stinky tofu yet.

But the business of the tofu workshop is actually very good. Those female fighters are queuing up to buy. Because they are tall and strong, they usually have two bowls per person. These female fighters are also very generous in eating, and they are not like ordinary girls at all. So reserved and refined.She was a bit proud, and she was dressed similarly to the female fighters on the Clippers, with her thighs, arms, and a single knife hanging from her waist.Some even carry long weapons. These female warriors never leave their weapons!

But if you look around, there are not many female warriors on Luofeng Island today. It is usually very lively here, and there are more than 1000 people at most.The reason is that most of the female warriors have followed Yu Li out to fight!Therefore, there are not many female warriors left on Lingyue Island, and correspondingly fewer people come to Luofeng Island.

And those men who come here to try their luck are really quite a lot, it is estimated that there are thousands of them, this is because there are not many female fighters recently, and there are fewer people coming here!

Every not far away, there will be a fighting arena, because there are often situations where two or more men take a fancy to the same female fighter. The female fighters on the island are most interested in martial arts, followed by their height and appearance.But the environment here is really good, like a large park, green space, breeze, flowers, trees, and all kinds of brightly dressed young people, of course most of them are civilians, less than [-]% It's a kid from a rich family, even a son from a big family!

"Hey! Fatty, are you here to try your luck too? But just like you, do you think those female fighters can fancy you? What do you think now, who dares to come here to look for chance?" At this time, a The gorgeously dressed young man with a handsome figure suddenly found Zhu Xiaobao, and he was very surprised and burst out laughing.He was rejected by the female warrior, so when he saw Zhu Xiaobao, he immediately felt a sense of superiority.

"What? Can't I come? Humph, let me tell you, I'm not only here, but I'm sure to embrace a beautiful woman! Do you believe it or not?" Zhu Xiaobao walked up to the young man with a half-smile, and looked up. The head said, there is no way, he is a head taller than him.

"Aha! Hahahaha, I laughed so hard, this is the funniest joke I've heard today, little fat man, not only your body is not well developed, but your brain is also underdeveloped, right? It's up to you? Just one little finger can make you lie on the bed for three months!" The young man laughed unscrupulously, causing the people around him to laugh too.

"My lord's name?" Zhu Xiaobao also asked with a smile.

"Zhou Yu in Xiayantang County!" The young master said proudly. Yantang County is a county in King Wen's fiefdom, and it can be regarded as a county with more scholars!

"Oh! Zhou Yu? No matter how thick this porridge is, it is still a bowl of porridge? If you always drink porridge, you will develop well?" Zhu Xiaobao still raised his head and asked in surprise.

"Shut up! What porridge? I am full of ambition! Little bastard, if you dare to talk nonsense again, be careful that I will be rude to you!" Zhou Yu shouted angrily after hearing this.

"Snapped!"

Before Zhou Yu could finish speaking, a mouth had already been slapped on his face, Zhu Xiaobao had already stepped back two or three steps, and then said with a smile: "Isn't he well developed? His skin is much thicker than ordinary people, go back Add some ingredients, don't always drink watery, easy to blush!"

Zhou Yu's face was immediately covered with a palm print, and his face was really flushed, exactly as Zhu Xiaobao said!Immediately, everyone around laughed loudly, and several female soldiers also stopped to watch, looking at Zhu Xiaobao in surprise.Unexpectedly, this little fat man is agile. The footwork just now is definitely quite brilliant!

"You're courting death!" Zhou Yu was furious, he never thought that Zhu Xiaobao would suddenly attack him, and now that he was embarrassing, he immediately became furious and wanted to kill Zhu Xiaobao!As soon as he stretched out his hand, he drew out the sword that was with him.

"Apprentice! Apprentice! This porridge eater wants to fight your master, you go and teach him!" Of course Zhu Xiaobao knew that he was taking advantage of others just now. If there was a real fight, he might not be able to do it, so he let Gave it to the old apprentice!

"Du! Dare to be disrespectful to my master? Then don't blame me for being rude!" As soon as the old apprentice stretched out his hand, he took out the kitchen knife from his waist, and stuck it on it wobbly.

"Chopper?" Zhou Yu was stunned when he saw it, and the relationship between the two made him a little confused. Is this old man an apprentice?That little fat man is the master?There are too many strange things this year!

"Ah? Yes, kitchen knives! My master said, no matter how good your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives! I chop, chop, chop, chop..." The Venerable Wine and Meat circled around Zhou Yutong, still yelling Now, how can there be a bit of a master's demeanor?

In the end, the old apprentice walked up to Zhu Xiaobao exaggeratedly, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said out of breath, "Oh! I'm exhausted! I got thirteen cuts in total! Master, do you think it's okay?" ?”

"You two are looking for death! I will fulfill you today!" Zhou Yu was dazzled by the old apprentice for a long time, but he felt unscathed in the end, but he managed to ignite his anger!

"what?"

"Pants!"

"hair!"

At this time, the people around screamed in amazement, and saw Zhou Yu's clothes falling off one by one, and his hair falling off one by one, and what was even more ugly was that all the clothes below the waist When it fell down, the naked lower body was exposed, but Zhou Yu hadn't noticed it yet.

"Ah! Yo! Yo!" Suddenly feeling his lower body was blown by the breeze, it was chilly, and Zhou Yu realized that his lower body was naked. He clamped his knees in horror, and he didn't want the sword in his hand. Covering his crotch with his hands, he looked at Zhu Xiaobao's master and apprentice in horror!Immediately, there was a burst of laughter from around, which is too funny!Even those female warriors couldn't help laughing, they were not so conservative, they still watched with gusto!

"Hey! Be kind, you should at least leave him a fig leaf!" Zhu Xiaobao shook his head as if scolding the old apprentice.Then he swaggered forward with his hands behind his back.

Going forward, Zhu Xiaobao found that many people were sitting beside the stone table very calmly, some were whispering, some were showing off their knowledge, and some were practicing to show off their abilities!But from time to time, he looked at the female warriors around him, as if he was waiting for someone!

"I heard that this is the first time the fifth princess has come here? I wonder what kind of person she is looking for?"

"You don't have to ask, it must be the best in martial arts, and you are handsome and elegant, Mr. Lan? Hahahaha"

"It's a joke! It's cancelled! My martial arts are mediocre, and I'm still a first-class martial artist. There is no sign of a breakthrough in half a year!"

"That's Mr. Zhang on the opposite side. He is good at playing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting!"

"Not necessarily, I heard that the fifth princess has a strange temperament, is tricky and shrewd, and is not something ordinary people can handle!"

Zhu Xiaobao listened for a while.Only then did I realize that these people were actually waiting for Yu Dan. Who would have thought that I would have so many competitors?This is really annoying!

"Master! It seems that Princess Yu Dan may not necessarily choose you?" The old apprentice asked gloatingly.

"Hey! Apprentice, today I will show you what you can do as a teacher other than cooking! Look after me!" Zhu Xiaobao rolled up his arms and sleeves and walked forward.

"Master, I invite you! Please don't hesitate to teach me!" Seeing Zhu Xiaobao approaching aggressively, the young master in blue stood up with a smile and said with cupped hands.

Zhu Xiaobao saw that there were two teacups on the stone table, which contained freshly brewed jasmine tea!Zhu Xiaobao was not polite either, he picked it up and took a sip.

"Your jasmine tea is not the best. Although the taste is not bad, but it has been too long, and it loses its fragrance! The best jasmine is here!" Zhu Xiaobao asked Mu Chunyi to take out the jasmine he brought, and looked at it. I poured out the teacup without looking at it, put the tea back in, and brewed again.As soon as Mu Chun arrived at Luofeng Island, he changed into men's clothes, so it wasn't very eye-catching.

"Ah! It really is top quality, thank you, young master!" The blue-clothed young man was very knowledgeable, and immediately cupped his fists and said.

"Hey! You have unique taste, you can find a very quiet female warrior!" Zhu Xiaobao also clasped his fists together, and commented brazenly.

"Thank you Jiyan, I am very grateful!"

Zhu Xiaobao didn't stop and walked towards the stone table of Mr. Zhang, and took a closer look. There was actually a piece of writing paper on the stone table, and there was an upper couplet on it: Feng Luo Wu Tong Wu Luo phoenix

Chapter 227 Fallen Phoenix Island

Zhu Xiaobao couldn't help laughing after reading it, not because of this couplet, but because of the writing paper on the stone table, all he encountered today were his patents, from jasmine tea to writing paper, I don't know what will happen later to what?

"In the next Zhang Jianian, please give me your advice!" That Mr. Zhang actually stood up gracefully, and said with a smile and cupped his hands.Now Zhu Xiaobao is followed by a group of people, all watching the fun, as if they have already regarded Zhu Xiaobao as a kicker!Those who can sit on the stone table and show off their talents are those who have status, financial resources and skills.

Ordinary civilians are standing on the sidelines waiting for an opportunity, and some are even practicing martial arts with their upper body bare, hoping to attract those female fighters.However, the chance of success is not high. Those female fighters are originally strong and healthy. If they have no outstanding features, it is difficult to be favored!

This Mr. Zhang belongs to a very good family background, and his martial arts are not weak, he can be called both civil and military.But the more such a person is, the more polite he is, unlike the previous Zhou Chu who is the son of a nouveau riche who has just left the civilian class and is a little arrogant.

"Oh? Fengluo Wutong Wuluofeng! Well, Luofeng Island, this couplet is very suitable for the occasion. Did you come up with it?" Zhu Xiaobao repeated it several times before nodding his head and asking. This couplet is very good. Lian, it is very appropriate to get Luofeng Island!

"I don't dare to admit it. I got it from King Wen's fief by chance. I want to ask for a second line!" This Mr. Zhang is very frank, and he doesn't feel that the price is cheap. He originally wanted to ask for a better second line, even though he already has I made a few couplets, but none of them are very satisfactory.In fact, it is also a way for young masters like them to show off their talents here at the stone table, and it is very efficient.What's even better is that his Shanglian has stumped many people, and has eliminated some people invisibly.

Mu Chunyi was a little worried on the side. Although this master is extremely smart, he can't cover everything. What's more, the other party is just waiting for work, so there is no pressure at all, and his side is taking the initiative to join in. Now it is too late to leave!Because she was aloof and didn't talk much, no one told her about Zhu Xiaobao's past.She didn't know that Zhu Xiaobao and Ji Zhizhen still had a hobby for pairs!

"Brother Fat, for one! For one! You can do it, we are all optimistic about you!" Many people behind were booing, of course they wanted to see Zhu Xiaobao succeed in the challenge.Of course, some people wanted to see Zhu Xiaobao's jokes.

There are already quite a few female warriors watching from a distance, and they are also judging this little fat man. Although he looks a little bad, he is very exciting!

"Haha? Then come one? Alright, take my pen!" Zhu Xiaobao shouted loudly, also bursting with pride.

Before Mu Chun found out his pencil, Mr. Zhang graciously handed him the Langhao in his hand. It is really a high-quality writing brush, definitely worth a fortune!

"Eh! I... well, let's use this pen reluctantly!" Zhu Xiaobao was stunned for a moment, but he could only take the Langhao pen and start writing.

The size of his handwriting is appropriate, and it is also very symmetrical with the above couplet, but the writing of the handwriting made everyone dumbfounded, and Mu Chunyi was also dumbfounded. Preschoolers are not as good as they are crooked, that is, they can recognize what words are!

The scene was completely silent. Everyone felt that their brains were not enough. This is too exaggerated. It's a pity that this Langhao pen can write such words?

"Hmph! This is Tadpole Wen. You have to go back and study it carefully to understand the mystery!" Zhu Xiaobao said cheekily.The old apprentice has to admire in the back, the master is the master, and he dares to show his hand even with the word dog/climbing!

But although Mr. Zhang couldn't understand the ingenuity of the tadpole essay, after reading Zhu Xiaobao's second couplet, he really couldn't help applauding: "Pearls and jades! It's wonderful! It's so wonderful, it really is absolute! Please! I will accept the next obeisance!"

At this time, everyone focused on Zhu Xiaobao's second line, and there was a burst of exclamation. This second line is absolutely eternal, and no one can match it!Immediately cheered for Zhu Xiaobao again...

"This wolf pen is worth a hundred gold, and I have an upper couplet. If you can match me, I would like to give this pen to you." Zhang Jianian seemed to have more than enough meaning, and he saluted with fists, and then he didn't care whether Zhu Xiaobao was willing or not. A couplet wrote: "Wind Bamboo Green Bamboo, Wind Turns Green Bamboo, Bamboo Turns Wind"

This Shanglian is still very suitable for the occasion. A bamboo forest not far away is swaying with the wind, making a very crisp rustling sound.Everyone felt as if they were also in the breeze and bamboo forest. A good couplet can make people feel the wonderful artistic conception!Another applause arose.Even the boy in white at the stone table not far away played the guqin to add to the fun!It also rendered the atmosphere of the scene very artistically!

"Bring my pen!" Zhu Xiaobao yelled again before his excitement was over, and everyone around him was stunned, that wolf is definitely in your hands, could it be better than this the pen?

This time Mu Chunyi quickly handed over Zhu Xiaobao's extra-thick pencil, only to see that Zhu Xiaobao was still the same as last time, brushing and brushing to complete it in one fell swoop!

But this time the pencil writing is flying around, no less than Mr. Zhang's Shanglian.It is refreshing again!No one has ever seen this type of writing.

"Baimei in the snow, white plums in the snow and snow in the plums! The confrontation is neat, the artistic conception is far-reaching, and it really is an absolute! I am deeply impressed. I will give this wolf hair to you, please accept it!" Zhang Jianian was very free and easy, respectful Give the wolf hair to Zhu Xiaobao.

"Hehe! Thank you, thank you very much! It's not indecent, it's my special writing paper, um, it's worth a hundred gold, and I'm giving it to you!" Zhang Jianian.This kind of writing paper is similar to rice paper and is very suitable for writing and drawing.There is really no such thing on the market now, so it is not an exaggeration to say that it is worth a hundred gold!

Mu Chunyi was a little dumbfounded, and his master was too powerful, so he came up with two couplets in a blink of an eye.Although she also understood these things, she knew that she absolutely did not have the ability to adapt.Thinking about being almost driven down the mountain by Zhu Xiaobao, Mu Chunyi is still secretly rejoicing!

Seeing Zhu Xiaobao walking towards the young man in white who was playing the piano again, Mu Chunyi was full of expectations and surprises, could it be that Master can play the piano?

The young man in white also had the same thought. This little fat man has already attracted everyone's attention. Now there are 50 or [-] female warriors watching, and there are hundreds of people watching behind him!

"Next..." The young man in white also wanted to be polite, and then waited for Zhu Xiaobao to show off his piano skills, but before he could finish speaking, Zhu Xiaobao interrupted him.

"I don't know how to play this stuff! I can't talk about any advice, I just think you play very well!" Zhu Xiaobao shook his head and said.

"what?"

Everyone is stunned, why don't you run to other people's place?And this is too straightforward, right?But this little fat man's behavior style is indeed very peculiar, and he has become the most concerned person!

"Then...what can you teach me, my lord?" The white-clothed man was also taken aback, since he didn't know how to do it, why did he come in front of him?

"Oh! I just want to ask, can I also set up a stall? Show off my talent?" Zhu Xiaobao asked seriously.