The crossed scholar

"This, this, of course it's fine. Anyone who comes here is fine, as long as you have enough confidence and amazing talent?" What is he best at?

"Aha! My friend, come here, I like you very much, and there is a stone table here!" Unexpectedly, a man in his 30s not far away said loudly. A lot of gold ornaments were hung, and there were five or six servants behind him.Roast mutton was actually being roasted on his stone table!And there are several female warriors who are having a good time eating, and there is pure white kumiss on the stone table, which is also very popular among female warriors!

"Huh? Aren't you guys at war with the Great Xia?" Zhu Xiaobao asked in surprise. Of course, the two countries are hostile to each other!

"No, no, no! Our Hecha tribe didn't participate. Our tribe is in Shahu, and we only do business with Shahu people! My name is Hachitu!" The man shook his head and said in substandard Chinese.

"Oh! My name is Zhu Xiaobao, and I don't like fighting. I like to come here to seduce female soldiers!" Zhu Xiaobao said with a smile.

"Seduce... seduce? Aha, that's a good word. I also like to seduce female soldiers, but I haven't seduced them yet!" Ha Chitu thought for a while before he understood Zhu Xiaobao's words, but he was very happy shouted.

Under a big tree not far away, Yu Dan was wearing casual clothes and had been staring at Zhu Xiaobao. In fact, the old apprentice had already noticed it, but he just pretended to be deaf and dumb, and didn't tell Zhu Xiaobao that he hadn't played enough yet. !

"Dog thing! Didn't come to me in a hurry, but also wanted to seduce the female soldier, come on, let's change clothes!" Yu Dan stamped his feet and cursed secretly, then turned around and quickly hid in the small woods.

Zhu Xiaobao has really started to set up a stall. What he wants to show is cooking, which is actually very simple, that is, deep-fried stinky tofu.The old apprentice and Mu Chun deftly took out the fan, iron pan, small coal stove, and stinky tofu.The younger brother of the nearby store who was walking around also quickly delivered a bunch of lotus leaves, but it cost money!

After a while, such an elegant environment was destroyed by the smell of Zhu Xiaobao's deep-fried stinky tofu. The smell was all around, but it was still very attractive. Ken left, and more female warriors came around here.

"Come here! Try it, take a look, golden fried stinky tofu, one tael of silver, no deception! There is also the best knives, free for female soldiers, I will drink it up, if I can't drink it to you..."

Chapter 228 I've Been Deceived Eight

Everyone was stunned when they heard Zhu Xiaobao's yelling, they tried every means to attract those female warriors to their table.But he is lucky, and he still needs to collect money. Could it be that he is poor and crazy?You know, whoever dares to show off on the stone table here is not a rich and aristocratic family, all of them come from rich families and are not short of money at all. How could there be such a weird little fat man?

"No, no, my friend, it's wrong for you to do this. How can you collect money from these beautiful female warriors. We are all free, and we are the best!" Ha Chitu hurried over at this time, He very enthusiastically said to Zhu Xiaobao, he thought Zhu Xiaobao didn't understand the rules, and wanted to explain it to him.

"Oh? Then have you seduced the female warrior?" Zhu Xiaobao asked disdainfully with her stomach puffed out.

"This...not yet...but there will be soon! I will never collect money from these beautiful female warriors!" Hachitu paused, and said with a little embarrassment, he came a few days ago , Two sheep have been slaughtered, and up to now no female warrior is willing to associate with him.But this guy is very patient. Anyway, he has six sheep, so he is not in a hurry!

"Then it's over? These female fighters eat for free, so the money in their pockets can't be spent. I'm helping them solve their problems! And the food bought with money and given away for free is absolutely delicious. Same! Believe me, it’s definitely not wrong? How about two yuan first?” Zhu Xiaobao said convincingly, making Hachitu a little confused, but the taste of this stinky tofu is really weird. Couldn't help being curious, I exchanged twenty skewers of roast lamb for five pieces of stinky tofu.Both sides are eating with relish!

Everyone thought that Zhu Xiaobao's way of begging for money must have offended those female soldiers, but the development of things was often unexpected, and finally a very young and shy female soldier approached, He asked in a low voice, "Can you sell me two yuan?"

"Two taels of silver! Come on, old apprentice, quickly give her the seasoning!" Zhu Xiaobao stretched out his chubby palm without any politeness, and took the two taels of silver.

"Yeah! Give me two more... oh no, give me another five yuan!" Unexpectedly, after eating two pieces of this kind of golden fried stinky tofu, the young sister was so full of desire that she asked for another five yuan. Simply sit down and eat!

"What's the situation? We provide it for free, and they don't care about it. Now they pay for it and have a good time? Isn't this cheap?" Some people muttered secretly, but they couldn't help being curious, and bought it Two yuan, two taels of silver was stolen by Zhu Xiaobao again!

"Hey! Fatty, is what you said true? It's free if you don't drink a pot?" At this time, after eating several pieces of stinky tofu, an older female soldier felt sorry for the money in her pocket. It's too expensive, and I only have more than a dozen taels of silver in my pocket, so I have to spend money to eat here!

"Ah? It's not free. I'll give it to you. I'll go with you. If you're drunk, you can go with me. Of course, you can buy it with money. 20 taels of gold per jar..." Zhu Xiaobao raised his head. Said.This female warrior is tall and big, with a full height of 1.8 meters five.Zhu Xiaobao really had to raise his head to talk to her.

"Hmph! I don't want you to come with me. I just want to drink it, and you give me another jar!" This female soldier usually likes to drink, but now Zhu Xiaobao opened the jar, consciously letting the aroma of the wine come out, This female warrior couldn't bear it anymore!But 20 taels of gold per pot is too expensive, so she still chooses to give it a go. She is very confident in her drinking capacity, and if she loses, she can play with this little fat man for a day, as long as he is not afraid of being crushed to death by herself!

"Okay! Okay! Elder sister, do you want to start now?" Zhu Xiaobao looked at this tall female warrior expectantly, wondering if he could move such a huge female warrior?Tsk tsk, this figure, these breasts, these thighs, this... well, if only I could turn around and see if the butt is up to standard!

While Zhu Xiaobao was still dreaming, the female warrior had already picked up a jar of burning knives, took a big gulp, and then shouted excitedly: "Good wine, it's really strong! It's great, even if It’s worth drinking it down!”

"Hee hee, sister, come, come, eat a la carte, appetizers are free, don't say I'm bullying you..." Zhu Xiaobao was very courteous and put out a few cold dishes, which turned out to be sauced beef And red tripe shreds, etc., are very suitable for wine dishes.

"Hmph! If you want to drink me down with just this jar of wine, I'm afraid you will be disappointed, but, little fat man, I think you are getting more and more pleasing to the eye, all right, come with me later! This time I finally found someone interesting!" That female warrior, eating and drinking happily, the more she looked at Zhu Xiaobao, the more pleasing she was to her eyes!

"Hey! We also want it. Why can she drink it alone?" At this time, fried stinky tofu can no longer satisfy these female warriors, and they are even more fascinated by this kind of burning knife. Five hundred altars of burning knives were sent, but it was not their turn at all, that is, they had tasted a cup or two, but they were definitely not as attractive as this kind of top-quality burning knives!

The top-quality burning knife that Zhu Xiaobao brought this time has a temperature of over 65 degrees, and an ordinary person would fall down within half a catty, and Zhu Xiaobao even made a fuss about this kind of jar, which actually has a capacity of two taels per catty.Even the Venerable Wine and Meat only dared to drink one pot, and he would not be able to hold on any more!

"Ah? Sisters, do you want to spend money to buy it? Or are you planning to take me away like her?" Zhu Xiaobao was a little worried, it seemed that there were too many people?There are more than a dozen female warriors, can you afford it?

"Of course it's the same as her! I've decided, no matter what the result is, I'll like it! This time, I'll choose you when I go to Luofeng Island!" the female soldier said bluntly.

"Me too..." The young female warrior who bought fried stinky tofu at the beginning also whispered, her face was even blushing!

"Hehehehe! Okay, sisters, please sit down, let's start now! This is yours, this is yours, this is yours! Okay, let's start, take it easy, don't drink everything up , I can't handle it!" Zhu Xiaobao said with a smile on his face.

The surrounding crowd were all dumbfounded. This little fat man is definitely a master of chess. Judging from this lively scene, he will definitely be able to bring back one or two female soldiers today. This is a matter of probability, impossible All of them are good drinkers!

Sure enough, the youngest female warrior passed out after drinking half of it, with a faint smile on her lips, as if she was consciously trying to make Zhu Xiaobao succeed.

"Come, come, apprentices, free up this space and put her here! This space is enough for a row!" Zhu Xiaobao was overjoyed immediately, and finally got the first fat sheep!

"This wine is really strong...it's strong enough!" The stalwart female soldier really drank a pot and wanted to stand up, but she staggered and finally passed out.But by coincidence, it fell on Zhu Xiaobao's body, and Zhu Xiaobao immediately lay down on the ground, struggling desperately.

"Quick! Move her away for me. What is the weight? It's so heavy?" Zhu Xiaobao's cry like killing a pig drew a burst of laughter, but more of it was envy. This little fat man can earn money this time. Already put down two!

After half an hour, eight female fighters have been placed horizontally in the open space one after another, and several female fighters have no longer dared to drink anymore. They obviously feel that if they drink any more, they will be knocked down. result.

More female warriors were watching the fun while eating fried stinky tofu. They had a moderate capacity for alcohol and didn't dare to try it, but they were waiting to watch the fun!

"Forget it, forget it, stop drinking, if you drink any more, you will definitely fall down! Today is a good day for you, and the remaining half jar of wine will be given to you! Hey, don't just watch from the sidelines. Help them go back!" Zhu Xiaobao said contentedly.

"Shopkeeper! Storekeeper! Open eight rooms for me, and then send someone to put these temporary wives back! Be careful, don't mess up the order, I have to adapt slowly from childhood to adulthood!" Xiaobao yelled again and called the waiter over to give orders.

Seeing Zhu Xiaobao return home with a full load, he is really a winner in life!Those boys and buddies couldn't help being envious, and Ha Chitu even leaned over: "My friend, can you sell me your burning knife?"

"No problem, 20 taels of gold for an altar! If we are destined, let's get a 16% discount, how about 100 taels of gold? Interesting enough?" Zhu Xiaobao said proudly, anyway, there are more than [-] altars on the colorful boat outside Well, now is a good time to make a little money!

"I want it too, son, we are friends too..."

"That's right! Young Master, you can't favor one person over another!"

In a blink of an eye, the remaining twenty or so jars of top-quality burnt knives were all robbed. These young masters are all rich and don't care about the money at all. Ha Chitu even bought three jars at once, and brought along with them Shun away the rest of the stinky tofu!

……

"I smiled smugly

smile smugly

Smile and see that people in the world of mortals are not old

I smile smugly

smile smugly

seek a lifetime of happiness

I smile smugly

smile smugly

Take advantage of the present with wine as a song

I smile smugly

smile smugly

seek a lifetime of happiness

Why should you care too much about kindness and resentment

Fame and fortune, what?

Life does not bring, death does not bring

Unpredictable world's sorrows and joys

There is no fate in this life to meet again in the next life

love and hate

Ship to the bridge naturally

And wave your sleeves and don't look back

time to drink

That daughter is good

happiness is hard to find

......"

Under the amazed and envious eyes of everyone, Zhu Xiaobao was able to sing a song, followed the last carriage and walked towards the inn, shaking his head. You can't drag it away like a dead dog!It really cost Zhu Xiaobao a lot of money for such a toss!The store has made a lot of money!

The old apprentice and Mu Chunyi also looked at each other in blank dismay, they couldn't believe it when they came, this fellow really wants to go to the inn for a couple?Thinking about the figures of those female warriors, they were all worried about him.But these two people have no experience in this field, and this thing doesn't depend on body shape at all!

Zhu Xiaobao was still thinking all the way: which one should we start with first?The most ideal is the youngest and youngest female warrior. She is short and shy, so it should be easy to handle...

"Hmph! After taking my golden arrow, do you still want to find someone else? If you dare to take a step forward, whichever leg you take, I will break that dogleg!" The moment Zhu Xiaobao was about to step into the inn Suddenly, a cold voice came from behind.

Zhu Xiaobao's raised right leg was immediately suspended in the air, and he didn't dare to put it down!Because this voice belongs to Yu Dan...

Chapter 229

One of Zhu Xiaobao's legs was hanging in mid-air, but he didn't dare to let it go, he turned his head quickly, and then jumped back on one leg, then slowly lowered the hanging leg, and saw Yu Dan behind him Riding a snow-white war horse, there are several female warriors behind him, but those female warriors are covering their mouths and laughing. This little fat man's performance is really interesting.And he almost got his way, taking in eight female warriors at once, definitely breaking the historical record of Luofeng Island!

"Aha! Princess Dandan, you finally showed up? If I didn't make such a big noise, how could you show up?" Zhu Xiaobao's eyes lit up when he saw Yu Dan.

Yu Dan actually wears a silver band on his head and a silver soft armor. Although he is not as revealing as those female warriors, this attire looks noble, and he looks like a queen when riding a horse!

Smiling, Zhu Xiaobao leaned in front of Yun's horse, looking up at Yu Dan with his head up.Today Zhu Xiaobao deeply realized the shortcoming of short stature, everyone has to look up.Yu Dan is about the same height as him, but he is on a horse!

"Then you've found me now, shouldn't you do something serious?" Yu Dan's expression was not very good, with a slightly sad expression, but he couldn't help but feel very happy when he saw Zhu Xiaobao.

"Yes, yes, I'm ready! Tell me, where are we going to have sex?" Zhu Xiaobao repeatedly nodded and asked.

"Shut up! What kind of adultery, good things become so vulgar in your mouth!" Yu Dan immediately yelled angrily.

"Well, isn't it just the two of you who are in love here, and then start to have a good time? Slap your ass and leave? Well... that's okay, to put it more noblely, that is, 'Don't ask for eternal life, but for once owned!' How about it, is it romantic enough? Where are we going to 'have'?" Zhu Xiaobao scratched his head and said.

"Ah? I don't want to last forever, but I want to have it once..." Yu Dan was stunned when he heard it, and he thought about this sentence repeatedly in a daze. After a long time, he hummed lightly: "Bring him to me. Come to my room!"

"Yes!"

A female soldier behind her agreed, and as soon as she stretched out her hand, she picked up Zhu Xiaobao and put it on the horse's back. Fortunately, she didn't put it sideways, but sat in front of the female soldier.

"Fuck! Sister, please be gentle?...Don't touch me, I'm still young, but I'm a serious person..." Zhu Xiaobao leaned in the arms of the female soldier, not only for profit, He was still babbling nonsense, but this female warrior grabbed his upper arm, and once he exerted force, Zhu Xiaobao stopped moving, leaving only one mouth that can be used freely...

The place Yu Dan was in was a special room for female warriors, but her room was more luxurious and comfortable, and ordinary female warriors could not stay in it.

Once inside the room, the female warriors withdrew.Yu Dan suddenly turned around and hugged Zhu Xiaobao, and warmly brought up two pieces of fragrant lips, and the two arms became tighter and tighter, Zhu Xiaobao was a little caught off guard, but he was still hooked by Yu Dan's enthusiasm desire...

The two rolled onto the bed unknowingly, but after the passionate kiss, Yu Dan leaned quietly in Zhu Xiaobao's arms!This made Zhu Xiaobao feel a little uncomfortable. After getting ready, he suddenly fell silent. What kind of trouble is this?

"Hey! I said, is it okay for us to have sex? You've made me mad?" Zhu Xiaobao asked anxiously.Both hands were still floating around Dan's body.

"Do you want to last forever, or do you want to have it once?" Unexpectedly, Yu Dan asked quietly.She also felt very uncomfortable, and her obvious back was blocked by a hard object, which made her heart beat and pant.

"Didn't you Lingyue people all have it once? Who is forever? How about Luofeng Island being so famous?" Zhu Xiaobao said helplessly.

"But I just don't want to do this! That's why I don't want to give it to you now!" Yu Dan said in a very tangled voice.

"What do you mean? My pants are all off, you tell me this?" Zhu Xiaobao shouted a little annoyed. When he came to Luofeng Island, everyone knew what he was here for. What are you doing here?There are eight drunk people over there!How can I have so much time to waste like this?

"I want you to treat me like Wu Yue. I don't want to have it once. What I want is forever! If you really want to, you can go to those eight female warriors. I'll wait for you here! But I can't I warn you, Yu Dahong once killed an enemy general!" Yu Dan said sadly, and at the same time warned Zhu Xiaobao that Yu Dahong was the strongest female warrior.

"Ah? I..." Zhu Xiaobao was a little cold at this moment, this thing is actually in danger?He let go of his hands, and after thinking for a while, he said, "Hey, actually, I can't do much with them, just check their development status, what can I do with drunk people? All of them are like dead people. No feeling. Besides, isn’t that taking advantage of others’ danger! This kind of thing must have emotion, passion, enthusiasm..."

"That's it! Do you and I have feelings now?" Yu Dan asked with some resentment.

"A little bit! Forget it, forget it, why worry about these things? Are you tired? Why did you ask me to come to Luofeng Island? Just hurry up!" Zhu Xiaobao shook his hands, and then asked, in this state It's too uncomfortable, it's better to speak clearly!

"I want you to help me defeat Yu Li. Our Lingyue clan is at a critical moment now. Yu Li wants to replace the island owner. She has won several battles in a row now, so she is very powerful and has already clamored. Let us submit Lingyue Mountain to her! Otherwise, we will use force to solve it!" Yu Dan said worriedly, this is also the reason why she has been frowning recently, so she has no intention to continue the passion with Zhu Xiaobao, and there is another The important reason is that she was very unlucky today and had her period. Of course, she would be ashamed to tell Zhu Xiaobao about such things...

"Then Lingyue Island and Lingyue Mountain can't develop independently? This kind of thing is very common. Some countries are divided into two, and it's really good to have their own development in the end?" Zhu Xiaobao asked. If you don't want civil war, splitting things into two is the best way.

"We think so too, but Yu Li refuses. All the iron and stone in Lingyue Island come from Lingyue Mountain, which is the greatest support and wealth of the Lingyue Clan. How could she give up!" Yu Dan said helplessly.

"It's this kind of thing again. What I hate the most is being involved in this kind of thing. I just want to live my life. Why is it so difficult?" Zhu Xiaobao immediately lost interest and simply sat up.

"But, don't you also want to find a place to settle down now? Once the nineteenth princess withdraws from Xiyuan City, your cave will no longer be able to live in it?" Yu Dan has long been prepared, and Zhu Xiaobao will definitely Follow the source of Xiyuan City!

"Hmph! Like the Nineteenth Princess, you have already thought about it for me? I don't want to be your flag!" Zhu Xiaobao said coldly.

"No! No! That's not the case. I think you should have your own territory with such great ability. You don't need to depend on others, and you don't have to listen to others! Lingyue Mountain is your best choice! The land of Lingyue Mountain is relatively Xiyuan City is not much smaller, but it is surrounded by mountains on three sides, and the terrain is very good, and we don’t have many people in Lingyue Mountain now, only 10,000+! The living conditions are a bit poor!” Yu Dan said hastily waving his hands.

"Are you not afraid that I will take Lingyue Mountain as my own? How will you explain to your clansmen then?" Zhu Xiaobao's heart moved. It seemed that this was really an opportunity, and Zhu Xiaobao also felt that he should have his own Otherwise, you will always be at the mercy of others, and you will always feel unhappy!

"I just want to change the situation of the Lingyue tribe. As you can see, the way of reproduction of the Lingyue tribe is very primitive and the development is very slow. I have always wanted to change this situation. Since I arrived in Xiyuan City, Seeing Xiyuan City under the rule of the nineteenth princess, I became more determined. Besides, even if you take Lingyue Mountain as your own, then you can take me as your own? In that case, Lingyue Mountain Isn't Yueshan still in my hands?" Yu Dan said in a low voice, but this thought was a bit naive.

"If I agree, the nineteenth princess will be able to settle in Lingyue Mountain, right? And if necessary, I will help you fight against Princess Yu Li?" Zhu Xiaobao asked thoughtfully.

"Almost, but not entirely right! Because against Yu Li's female warriors, your troops probably won't be able to help you much. Even if you have 10 troops, you can't defeat [-] female warriors!" Yu Dan nodded. , and then corrected.

"So exaggerated? How many troops does Yu Li have? How many troops do you have?" Zhu Xiaobao asked in amazement. He didn't expect the rumors to be true. The fighting power of these female fighters is so terrifying. If they can be used for themselves, then maybe You can also fight for world hegemony!

"Yu Li has [-]! Our Lingyue Mountain only has [-]!" Yu Dan whispered, but immediately explained: "In fact, many female warriors are neutral, and they only believe in the strong!"

"But Yu Li is playing the role of the strong right now? Isn't she?" Zhu Xiaobao said with a little disdain.

"Yes..." Yu Dan said a little dejectedly, Yu Li has always been known for her strong combat power, ferociousness and combativeness.Moreover, martial arts is also improving rapidly, not only has advanced to the ranks of great martial arts masters, but also surpassed the current island owner Yu Qianhe.