Zombie World: I Confused Uncle Nine

After a long time, they probably felt tired, so they ran towards the forest in the mountain with the fox's body in their mouths.

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The sun rose slowly from the east.

A man in Taoist uniform was jumping up and down the path, and behind him was a group of dead bodies in official uniform with charms on their heads.

This is exactly the four eyes coming out of the woods.

After a night of traveling, he was tired and hungry now.

But the zombie has to be led by someone, and he can't stop.

"Xiao Chenzi, we'll be there soon, why don't you come and dance for a while?" The four eyes turned around and glanced.

But seeing Yang Chen sitting on the zombie's shoulder, looking enjoying, his four eyes became angry: "Xiao Chenzi, what are you doing?"

Hearing the sound, Yang Chen opened his dazed eyes and smiled: "Senior brother, why are you so angry?"

"Why did you sit on my guest?" The four eyes looked angry.

Yang Chen smiled awkwardly, and had no choice but to jump off the zombie: "Senior brother, why are you still angry?"

"I'm not angry, come on, you jump in front." The four eyes turned, and he said with a smile: "I was tired all night last night, now it's your turn."

Okay.

Yang Chen finally knows now, Senior Brother Simu is not angry, but fooling him.

There was no other way but to take the awakening bell and dance in front while ringing the bell.

After walking for an unknown amount of time, Yang Chen saw a few houses.

Chapter 25

"Brother, is that your dojo?" He turned his head to look at his four eyes.

Turning around and looking around, his eyes lit up: "That's my dojo, hurry up and see what that guy Jiale is doing."

What can Jiale do?

Yang Chen doesn't even need to think about it, he must be sleeping.

But he didn't say anything, he still walked towards the Four Eyes Dojo while ringing the spirit awakening bell.

After a while, they arrived at the door.

Four Eyes jumped off the zombie.

"I'll let that guy Jiale open the door." Simu walked to the door and shouted loudly: "Jiale..."

But after shouting for a while, there was still no response.

The four eyes frowned, and as soon as they stretched out their hands, they pierced the oil paper on the door, reached in and opened the door, and saw that Jia Le was actually sleeping?

Simudang was furious: "Stinky boy, you dreamed of Duke Zhou while I was away?"

After finishing speaking, he strode forward, about to reach out to hit Jiale.

"Brother..."

Yang Chen strode forward, reaching out his hand to block his eyes.

Four eyes turned to look at Yang Chen, brows said: "Why?"

"Senior brother, why don't you let Jiale go?" Yang Chen smiled.

The four eyes curled their lips: "No, this kid is lazy while I'm not here, so I can't let him go."

After finishing speaking, he didn't care about anything, turned around and came to those zombies, holding the awakening bell in his hand, and chanting spells.

"The walking dead have spirits...the walking dead have sex..."

Hearing this voice, Yang Chen knew that something was wrong, this senior brother was going to beat Jia Le, but he didn't want to remind Jia Le blatantly, so he took out a spell from his cuff, and threw it directly at Jia Le.

This talisman is an orthodox talisman of Maoshan, which has a restraining effect on demons and ghosts, but it has no effect on people. At most, it can be hit, and the effect is like a stone.

Jia Le was taken aback by the beating, turned his head suddenly, and was about to curse a few words, but when he saw Simu casting a spell, he knew what was going on.

Now he didn't care who reminded him, turned around and lay down on the chair, and continued to pretend to be asleep.

"...Hit when you hear it, hit it when you see it..."

After chanting the mantra, the four eyes smiled, and said to himself, "Try it first."

After speaking, he picked up an enamel basin and put it on his head, and read: "Oh..."

"boom……"

As soon as the words fell, the zombies waved their hands in unison, the sticks fell, and the basin was knocked to pieces.

With a satisfied smile, he turned his head to look at Jia Le in the room, and chanted a spell. The zombie followed him and walked into the room.

"Brother..."

Yang Chen on the side couldn't bear it.

Although this Jia Le is a bit playful, Senior Brother Simu is also a bit inappropriate.

If this fight continues, Jia Le will not be half dead.

But Si Mu didn't care about Yang Chen's persuasion, came to Jia Le's side, smiled, raised his stick and hit him down.

"boom……"

Hit it with a stick.

Jia Le didn't say a word, because he knew that Master was trying to trick him.

"Aiya... Master hit you, but you didn't call it aiya?" The four eyes frowned, a little dissatisfied.

But he didn't notice that just after he finished speaking, all the zombies behind him turned their heads to look at him, holding their sticks high.

"Bang bang bang..."

These zombies are inhumane, and when they hear oops, they hit the top of Simu's head.

"oops……"

"oops……"

After being hit like this, Simu hurriedly ran around holding his head.

"Brother..."

Yang Chen hurriedly stepped forward, covered his eyes and mouth, and whispered: "Senior brother, you have to keep screaming, these dead bodies will kill you."

The corpses were all done with four eyes, he naturally knew, and nodded repeatedly: "Don't worry."

After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at Jia Le, and couldn't help being furious: "Asshole, Master was beaten, are you still here dreaming about Duke Zhou?"

"Master..."

Jia Le took a sneak peek, saw that the four eyes were a little angry, jumped up from the chair quickly, and said with a smile: "Master, I didn't know just now, I just woke up."

"You just woke up?" Four eyes frowned, and they were about to reach out to hit Jiale.

Jia Le hurriedly dodged, ran to Yang Chen, and said with a smile: "Master, you haven't introduced me to who this big brother is yet?"

"What big brother? This is your uncle." The four eyes stared, a little dissatisfied.

"what……"

Jia Le opened his mouth involuntarily, a little in disbelief.

For so many years, he has never heard of a master uncle.

Now a master uncle suddenly appeared?

The key is still about the same size as yourself?

Yang Chen saw his thoughts at a glance, and said a little funny: "What? I'm not like your uncle?"

"Like it, of course it looks like it." Jia Le chuckled, he didn't care if he was an uncle or not, as long as he didn't get beaten.

"Humph..." Simu snorted, and said to Jiale: "Go and put the guests in place."

Jia Le let out a groan, turned around and took the awakening bell, and walked towards the morgue.

Seeing that he was gone, he turned around and sat on the chair with four eyes, and said to Yang Chen: "Jia Le is just lazy, so he can't teach him a lesson."

Yang Chen smiled and didn't speak.

He had seen it in the movie, Jia Le was actually pretty good, not too lazy, just playful, but this is the characteristic of young people.

If you are not playful, are you still called a young man?

"Come on, Junior Brother, drink tea." Simu poured Yang Chen a cup of tea.

Yang Chen took the teacup and drank it down.

He has been driving all night, so he is tired and hungry now: "Brother, do you have anything to eat?"

"It's okay if you don't say it, I'm hungry when you say it, let Jiale get something to eat later." Just as Simu finished speaking, Jiale walked in.

His four eyes lit up, and he said, "Jia Le, go and make something for your uncle."

what……

Jiale frowned.

I just stopped the corpse, and now I'm going to cook again,

But he had no way to refute, so he had to cook according to Simu's instructions.

Before leaving, he turned his head and said, "Master, the master next door is back."

"I'll come back when I come back, I have to go to pay him a respect." Simu immediately became unhappy, and his eyes were wide open.

"That's not necessary." Jia Le shrugged his shoulders and left resentfully.

This master naturally refers to Master Yixiu who lives next door.

In the past, when Yang Chen was watching movies, he would often see Daoist Simu and Master Yixiu fighting. The way they both laughed and laughed, always made him laugh out loud.

Speaking of which, this Master Yixiu is also an eminent monk.

only……

Different people have different beliefs.

"Senior brother, why don't we go and see Master Yixiu?" Yang Chen grinned and looked around.

Hearing this, the four eyes seemed to be lit: "I want to go to you, so I won't look at that old thing."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and walked towards the room.

"Hey...Senior brother..." Yang Chen hurriedly got up, originally he wanted to resolve the conflict between the two, but looking at it now, it was simply impossible.

Chapter 26 Master Yixiu

Master Yixiu is relatively magnanimous, but this senior brother is simply unreasonable.

"Sigh..." Yang Chen let out a long sigh, turned around and walked out the door.

Since the senior brother won't go, then he will go to see Master Yixiu, is there anything wrong with him?

But just as he walked out the door, Jia Le's voice came.

"Master, why are you going? The meal is already ready."

Yang Chen followed the prestige, and Jia Le was carrying a bowl of food and some steamed buns, walking towards the living room.

"You take it to your master first, I'll go to see Master Yixiu, just leave some for me." Yang Chen left a word, and then walked towards the next door.

This house belongs to Master Ikkyu.

Not very far away.

Just as Yang Chen walked to the door, he saw a slim figure standing on the stool wiping the dust. Needless to say, this must be Jingjing.

But Yang Chen couldn't show too much familiarity, it would embarrass others, so he stepped forward and asked, "Hello, is Master Yixiu here?"

The figure slowly turned its head, revealing its slender figure without a doubt, with double ponytails on its head, bangs on its forehead, and a pair of bright beautiful eyes, just like a little sister next door.