Zombie World: I Confused Uncle Nine

"Who are you?" Jingjing frowned.

Yang Chen smiled, and said: "My name is Yang Chen, and I'm the younger brother of Taoist Priest Four Eyes next door. I want to see Master Yixiu, is Master there?"

"Wait a minute." Jingjing glanced at Yang Chen, turned her head and shouted: "Master, someone is looking for you."

"Who?"

After finishing the words, an old man in a monk's robe came out. He had gray hair and kind eyes, like an old grandfather.

Needless to say, this must be Master Yixiu.

Yang Chen took a step forward and slapped him: "Master Yixiu, this is the younger brother of Taoist Master Simu, named Yang Chen."

When watching movies before, he liked Master Yixiu and Taoist Four Eyes the most, and of course he admired these two most. Now when he sees a real person, he is naturally very respectful.

Originally, Yixiu and Simu didn't have a good relationship, and even said that they often bickered and would fight in serious cases, but seeing Yang Chen being so polite, he couldn't help but feel happy, and smiled, "So it's Simu's junior, not bad, not bad..."

Master Yixiu smiled, waved his hand and said, "Come, come, Taoist priest, please sit down."

"Don't dare to do it. Xiao Dao is just a little monk. Master just call me Yang Chen." Yang Chen waved his hands again and again. Although he has improved his cultivation now, his age and experience are still too young to be called Daoist Priest.

You know, Daochang is a respectful title for Taoist priests, and it generally refers to some virtuous people who practice Taoism.

Yang Chen asked himself that he hadn't reached the word "virtuous", he was saying, Master Yixiu is old enough to be his grandfather, how can he bear the honorific title?

Seeing Yang Chen's humble appearance, Yixiu's affection for Yang Chen directly multiplied.

In the past, he often fought with Simu, and he had never had a good impression of Simu. Now that Yang Chen came, his favor for Taoist priests also increased a lot.

Of course it also includes Jingjing, she herself was adopted by Master Yixiu, and her thinking is similar to that of Master Yixiu. This is the first time she has seen such a humble Taoist priest, and she can't help feeling better.

"Jingjing, go pour tea for the Taoist priest." Although Yang Chen said he didn't dare to take it, Yixiu still insisted on his own opinion, at least he felt that Yang Chen could bear this honorary title.

Seeing Master Yixiu's insistence, Yang Chen smiled and sat on the chair without saying a word.

After a while, Jingjing came forward with two cups of tea.

"Daoist Yang, please drink tea..."

Jingjing smiled slightly, picked up a cup of tea and put it in front of Yang Chen.

"Thank you..."

Yang Chen thanked him, picked up the teacup and took a sip, then looked at Master Yixiu, and said, "Master Yixiu, I just heard Jiale say that you are back, so I just wanted to come and see you."

"The Daoist has a heart."

Yixiu nodded with a smile, suddenly remembered something, and asked: "Is the four eyes okay, I heard him oops just now."

Yang Chen was slightly taken aback, and explained: "Brother is fine, but a little tired."

"Oh..." Master Yixiu nodded, "Come and drink tea..."

The two chatted for a while, and before they knew it, it was already dark.

Yang Chen stood up and said goodbye.

After returning to the room, Simu was already asleep, and Jiale was mopping the floor in the living room alone.

"Jia Le, it's so late, why are you still mopping the floor?" Yang Chen asked with some doubts.

"No way, Master's order." Jia Le was a little speechless, and then continued mopping the floor.

What a pity.

Yang Chen smiled and shook his head, turned around and entered the guest room.

These two masters and apprentices are like this, one is old-fashioned and the other is eccentric.

But it's also interesting.

Time flies by.

The next morning.

Yang Chen got up early.

As soon as I came to the living room, I saw four eyes kneeling in front of the statue of Maoshan Patriarch, paying his respects.

"Brother..."

Yang Chen called out, and knelt down in front of the statue of the Patriarch, respectfully paying his respects.

After finishing the greetings, stood up with four eyes and looked at Jia Le outside the door: "Go cook, remember to cook for your uncle today."

"Oh..." Jia Le groaned, turned around and left.

At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps.

Four eyes turned around and glanced, it turned out to be Yixiu with a female apprentice.

He frowned, looked at Yang Chen and said, "Junior Brother, say I'm not feeling well."

After speaking, he turned around and entered the door.

Only Yang Chen was left awkwardly in the living room.

Originally, he had a good chat with Master Yixiu yesterday.

Let him offend people now, what is going on?

After thinking about it, Yang Chen still walked out the door.

"Master Yixiu."

"Daoist Yang..." Yixiu returned the salute, and said: "Yesterday, I heard Simu's cry was quite miserable, and the poor monk felt that something was wrong, so I brought some homemade golden sore medicine to show Simu."

With that said, Master Ikkyu took out a bottle of wound medicine from his cuff.

Yang Chen glanced at it, and said with a smile: "Master, please come inside."

"Please..." Yixiu waved his hand and walked towards the living room.

After coming to the living room.

Jia Le had just set the table, and when she saw Jing Jing coming, her eyes were shining, and she hurried forward: "Jing Jing, you're here."

Jingjing turned her head and refused to pay attention.

Before Simu came back yesterday, Jia Le went to find Master Yixiu and sneaked into her private parts from behind.

This made Jingjing very angry for a time, and she was reluctant to talk to Jiale all the time.

Jia Le is also very embarrassed, and has been apologizing to Jing Jing.

Seeing the scene was a bit awkward, Yang Chen said with a smile: "Everyone stop standing, sit down first."

"Yes, yes, please sit down." Jia Le also took the opportunity to show off, pulling the table and passing the stool.

Master Yixiu smiled, took the stool and asked, "How is the four-eyed priest?"

Yang Chen was taken aback, and smiled awkwardly: "My senior brother said he was not feeling well."

Chapter 27 Two old urchins

"I'm not feeling well. It just so happens that I have golden sore medicine here. I'll go and see him." Master Yixiu's face changed slightly, and he walked into the room with the golden sore medicine.

"Wow wow wow..."

The door was suddenly opened, and Simu walked out from inside.

Master Yixiu quickly asked, "Didn't you say you were not feeling well?"

"Can't you eat if you're not feeling well?" He asked with four eyes without answering, with a terrific aura.

Master Yixiu was stunned back and smiled awkwardly: "I can eat, I can eat, I can eat."

As he said that, he turned his head to look at Jingjing, and winked: "I pay my respects to the Taoist priest."

"Master, this is the Taoist priest with four eyes that you often talk about." Jingjing exclaimed.

The four eyes sensed something was wrong, and his face changed slightly: "What are you talking about?"

Yixiu quickly winked at Jingjing, signaling not to talk nonsense.

Jingjing understood, turned her head and smiled and said: "Master said that you are kind-hearted and upright. You will kill demons and eliminate demons all your life. You would rather kill the wrong than let them go. You will treat your apprentice meticulously. Even if you do something wrong, you will neither beat nor scold. Say I love you to death."

As she spoke, she turned around and came to Master Yixiu.

Looking at Jingjing's back, Jiale smiled and said, "Master, what she said is so vivid."

"Hmm..." Four eyes frowned and glared at Jia Le.

"Master also said that meeting you is like reuniting brothers." Standing in front of Master Yixiu, Jingjing said with a smile.

"What is it like to meet again?" Four eyes frowned and asked.

Jingjing smiled and said: "The reunion seems like a world away, full of sorrow and joy, relatively speechless, isn't it, Master?"

"Yes, I have nothing to say when I look at him." Master Yixiu smiled with satisfaction.

"You're dumb." She stared at him with four eyes, and then looked at Jingjing: "You're really cute and obedient."

Seeing that Master had a good impression of Jingjing, Jia Le was overjoyed, and said quickly, "Master, have a cup of tea with Grand Master and Uncle, and I'll get some breakfast, so just say okay?"

The four-eyed face darkened, and finally hummed.

Jiale was overjoyed, turned around and walked towards the kitchen.

"Jingjing, go help." Master Yixiu hurriedly greeted his apprentice.

"Hmm..." Jingjing nodded, turned around and followed Jiale to the kitchen.

Seeing that the apprentices had almost left, they glanced at Yixiu and Yang Chen: "Junior brother, sit down..."

"Sit..." Yixiu nodded, turned around and sat opposite Simu.

In this scene, Yang Chen felt that something was wrong.

In the movie, these two old urchins are fighting here.

He decided to go a little further: "Brother, I'll sit in the corner."

After finishing speaking, he picked up the stool and sat in the corner to avoid harming himself.

"Okay." Simu didn't object either, because every time he met Yixiu, his nose would be bruised and his face would be swollen. It would be better to let the younger brother go away.

Yixiu just smiled and said nothing.

"Chichichi..."

Simu picked up the teapot with a smile and poured two cups of tea respectively.

Looking at Yixiu, he said, "Drink tea..."

"Okay, okay..." Yixiu smiled, and just as he was about to pick up the teacup, he put one hand up.

None other than four eyes.

He fixedly looked at Yixiu, with a half-smile: "You drink."

"Okay." Yixiu smiled lightly, picked up the teacup and was about to put it in his mouth.

Looking around, he quickly pressed down.

But just after he was pressed down, he was lifted up again by Yixiu.

It goes on and on like this, I don't know how many times it has come.

The two looked at each other, picked up the teacup with the other hand, and swallowed it in one gulp.

"Good tea, good tea..." Master Yixiu smiled and put the teacup on the table.

The four eyes smiled, leaned against the table and said, "It's been a long time since I saw you, I thought you had gone to the Western Paradise."

Being so touched, Master Yixiu's eyes were red: "I have been there, but they told me to take you there."

As he said that, he quickly exerted his strength, stood up from the stool, and pressed his eyes.

The two walked back and forth against the table in the living room, neither of them willing to give in.

Seeing the situation, Yang Chen knew it was going to be bad, and quickly said: "Senior Brother, Master Yixiu, why don't you forget it."

But neither of them answered, instead they pushed harder.

Master Yixiu saw a cactus in the corner and burst out laughing.