The whole class travels through time, the school belle becomes Yu Ji and I become Xiang Yu

"I'm afraid they won't fight even if you scold them again."

At this time Lin Yu said again:

"But if I keep calling war, and never stop for a moment,"

"Shouting for a full hour, do you think they will still play?"

Just as Zhou Yu was about to deny it, he suddenly froze for a moment and said:

"Tsk..."

"If you continue to challenge for an hour, then they may come out to fight."

Ma Yunlu on the side didn't understand, tilted his head, blinked a pair of innocent big eyes and asked:

"why why?"

"Why did Yu Jin and Pound not fight just now, and now they suddenly play?"

Zhou Yu patiently explained:

"The reason is simple."

"Because of the freezing weather, Overlord and his soldiers have been fighting in the snow and ice."

"It was nothing at first, but the soldiers have been freezing in this extremely cold weather,"

"After an hour, even a body made of iron will freeze its limbs stiff!"

Ma Yunlu suddenly realized, slapped his thigh and said:

"So it is!"

"If my husband's soldiers and horses are always frozen, Cao Wei's people will definitely not miss this opportunity,"

"They will definitely take advantage of the frozen hands and feet of the soldiers, and come out to charge for a while!"

"Try to use this opportunity to defeat your husband!"

Lin Yu nodded and said:

"exactly."

"In this way, I can trick Pound out of the city gate."

After hearing this, Zhou Yu first expressed his approval, but then questioned:

"You can indeed trick Pound out by doing this,"

"But Overlord, your soldiers will have been frozen by then,"

"Even if you tricked Pound out, you might not be able to defeat him, right?"

Guan Yu also said worriedly:

"indeed."

"Although Overlord's strategy can deceive the enemy, it is somewhat too desperate."

"It is impossible for the soldiers to persist for an hour in the ice and snow."

Lin Yu had been prepared for a long time, and said with a smile:

"If you're wearing ordinary armor, it's naturally not frost-resistant."

"But what if I design an artifact to keep them warm?"

Guan Yu was taken aback when he heard the words, the corner of his mouth twitched and said:

"A warm... artifact?"

Zhou Yu was also unexpected:

"Lin, cough cough... Overlord, you mean... what artifact?"

Lin Yu immediately asked:

"How many pigs, sheep and livestock are there in Hanzhong City?"

"If I want to take the urine of pigs and sheep, how much can I take?"

Chapter 342

Urine is a common name, and its scientific name is bladder.

The urine of pigs and sheep refers to the bladder of pigs and sheep.

Hearing Lin Yu suddenly asked such a question, all the civil and military people in the hall were surprised.

Ma Yunlu couldn't help frowning and said:

"Husband,"

"Why are you asking this?"

"The piss of this pig and sheep..."

"Is there any use?"

The girl Ma Yunlu traded her IQ for her beauty, so she reacted a little slower.

But Qin Banruo, the handsome military strategist next to him, was quick-witted and clever, and suddenly realized that,

He smiled and said:

"I understand!"

"Bawang is planning to use the urine of pigs and sheep to make a tool to keep warm, right?"

Lin Yu smiled and said:

"Prajna understands me."

"The urine of this pig and sheep does not have much meat, and it is too fishy to be used as food,"

"But they are a natural means of water storage,"

"As long as they are cleaned and tied tightly at both ends, it will be a natural water bag."

"At that time, if it is filled with hot water and the soldiers carry it with them, they will be able to keep warm and resist the cold."

When everyone heard it, they all clapped their hands and praised!

Zhou Yu even realized later:

"Isn't this a natural warm water bag?"

"Overlord is really a whimsical idea!"

Lin Yu smiled and said:

"As long as our soldiers carry this piss filled with hot water on their bodies, they will naturally be able to survive the severe cold for a longer period of time."

"At that time, Pang De mistakenly thought that our army's hands and feet were numb from the cold, so he rashly sent troops,"

"We happen to be in good shape, so give him an extreme counterattack!"

All the soldiers nodded after hearing this:

"This is a great plan!"

"Overlord's fortune!"

"This time, Pound will definitely fall into the trap!"

"The street pavilion is at your fingertips!"

"..."

After this group of people blew rainbow farts for a while, Lin Yu raised his hand to stop them, and then said:

"Okay, don't patronize flattery."

"Quickly go to the city to collect urine."

"Remember, the more the better!"

The soldiers commanded in unison:

"Order!"

……

Hanzhong is indeed a big city with a large population and abundant resources.

Not only are there too many grains and livestock to eat, but there are also a lot of weird things like urine.

After collecting them all day long, we actually collected no less than 5000 urine from pigs, sheep, cows, horses, etc.

After loading dozens of carriages, they were all sent to the barracks.

In the evening, the entire barracks was full of fumes and stench, which was worse than the smell of toilets.

Lin Yu was born with the Stainless Saint Physique, and was relatively immune to these things, and had no reaction.

Zhou Yu was miserable, he vomited on the spot, at least half a catty...

Qin Banruo couldn't bear the soaring anger, so he covered his face with a pale face and ran away from the barracks in no time.

Even Sun Shangxiang and Ma Yunlu, the two heroines of the female middle school, couldn't help but run away holding their noses.

He ran directly back to Lin Yu's mansion to take a bath and incense.

The one who stayed at the scene last, Quan Tama is a first-class good man!

Lin Yu called together the soldiers who were going to call for battle, and asked them to collect their urine one by one in units of heads.

I went back and cleaned it up. Before going to the battlefield, I poured hot water on myself, tied the ends tightly, and put them in my arms to keep warm and keep out the cold.

Although the soldiers were quite repulsive at the beginning, and they were not very happy to receive such dirty things,

But Lin Yu said that without this warm water bag, he would have to freeze for an hour in the ice and snow,

Not to mention frostbite and freezing to death, when Pound called, if his legs became stiff and he couldn't even escape for his life, it would be a big disaster.

It's important for the soldiers to save their lives, so they don't care about disliking urine.

One by one, pinching their noses and covering their mouths, wearing pain masks, received their own warm water bags.

Then take it back and clean it.

Has been busy until the night when the moon and stars are thin,

Lin Yu finally finished sending out these more than 5000 urine,

On this winter night with howling north wind, he even broke out in a sweat.

He wiped his forehead with his hand,

Ok,

Pig urine smell.

"vomit……"

Even with the blessing of the Wugou Eucharist, Lin Yu almost vomited on the spot.

Went to the nearby pool to wash his hands and face, Lin Yu dragged his tired body back to the mansion.

come to the room,

School belle Yu Miaoyi is taking a bath with her best friend Zhen Mi.

Because the bathtub in Lin Yu's room is an imperial model, it can accommodate three or four people at the same time. Usually, Lin Yu is not there, and Yu Miaoyi is too lonely to soak alone, so she invited her girlfriends to come together.

At this time, the two beauties were sitting face to face, immersed in the bathtub with their faces full of intoxication.

Zhen Mi raised her fair and slender legs slightly, resting on Yu Miaoyi's suet-like jade legs.

foggy,

The scene in front of me is simply better than fairyland!

Lin Yu opened the door and went in to take a look, his breathing quickened immediately!

"Thick, thick gift crab..."