"Is this something I can see for free?"

Yu Miaoyi was not surprised to see Lin Yu, she was used to it anyway.

Zhen Mi was very shy, and quickly put her arms around her chest, made a defensive posture, and said nervously:

"Lin, Lin Yu!"

"Why...why did you come in without knocking?"

Lin Yu:? ? ?

"elder sister,"

"I'm going back to my own room, what door are I knocking on?"

"Am I free?"

Zhen Mi: ...

"What you said makes sense,"

"I can't argue with that."

She quickly shrank into the tub, trying to use the water to cover her delicate body.

It's a pity that the bath water in this tub is so clear that nothing can cover it.

Zhen Mi has been busy for a long time, but it was in vain.

At this time Lin Yu said calmly:

"Don't hide."

"I've seen everything I should and shouldn't see when I'm healing you,"

"What's the point of hiding now?"

Although this is the truth,

But Zhen Mi is still shy,

A pretty face blushed like an apple, and whispered:

"That...that's different!"

"The nature is different!"

In the end, Yu Miaoyi comforted softly:

"Xiao Mi, don't be ashamed."

"There's no need to hide it anymore,"

"You have to know that Lin Yu is a stinky bully,"

"Even if you escape tonight, he will find a way to expose you sooner or later!"

Zhen Mi:

(??_??)

"So it's... like this?"

Lin Yu:

(⊙?⊙)

"daughter in law,"

"In front of outsiders, you should save me some face,"

"Am I that smelly and shameless person?"

Yu Miaoyi:

∠(°ゝ°)

"do not you?"

Having said that, she suddenly wrinkled her nose and sniffed,

Then he looked at Lin Yu suspiciously,

Asked:

"and many more,"

"What's the smell on you?"

"Did you steal it behind my back?"

"Which woman did you meet privately again?"

Lin Yu: ┓(′?`)┏

"Daughter-in-law, I was really wronged."

"It's not a woman's smell,"

"Ordinary women don't have such a big taste."

"To be honest,"

"I'm going to have a pee..."

Chapter 343

Yu Miaoyi was dumbfounded when she heard that,

Looking at Lin Yu blankly, he asked:

"Piss?"

"What is pee?"

Lin Yu smiled and explained:

"Urine is the bladder. I have been busy all day today, and I am working on the pig's bladder."

After hearing this, Yu Miaoyi was shocked on the spot, with a look of horror on her face!

┌(.Д.)┐

"Isn't it?"

"Husband, do you have such a heavy taste?"

"Even the pigs are not spared!!!"

Lin Yu: ...

╮(﹀_﹀”)╭

"Daughter-in-law, what kind of brain circuit do you have!"

"I used pig bladders as natural warm water bags to keep the soldiers warm,"

"How crazy do you think I am?"

"Does taking a pig's bladder have any other effect?"

Yu Miaoyi was relieved when she heard this, and said with an embarrassed smile:

"Hey... no... I didn't..."

"How could I have that braided idea..."

Zhen Mi on the side immediately understood Lin Yu's intentions, and said with admiration:

"I understand. Fighting in winter is freezing cold. Soldiers often have cold hands and feet and stiff limbs before they start fighting on the battlefield."

"With natural warm water bags like pig bladders, soldiers can stay in shape at all times."

Lin Yu nodded with a smile and said:

"That's what I mean."

"Xiao Mi is really smart."

"Who said you have big breasts and no brains?"

"I think you are a good counter-example!"

When Zhen Mi heard it, she first smiled happily,

But quickly reacted,

Hurry up and cover your chest,

(.>︿<)

"Bull, bully!"

Lin Yu smiled, and immediately took off his military uniform,

Said:

"I have dealt with pig bladders for a day, and my body is dirty and smelly,"

"No, I want to take a bath too."

"It just so happens that this tub can hold three people,"

"Girls, are we together?"

Seeing that Lin Yu was about to come in, Yu Miaoyi and Zhen Mi immediately fled in fright,

Regardless of the lack of strands on his body, he rushed out of the bathtub directly.

"Run!"

"Run!"

After all, Lin Yu smelled too much,

If you hang out with him, you'll probably have to make a fuss.

Lin Yu saw the two girls hiding their faces and leaving,

Shaking his head regretfully, he said:

"Oh, forget it."

"I wanted to give you a deep health care, but it seems that you don't have this blessing."

……

the next day.

The soldiers in the army washed their pig urine,

Seeing that the time was right, Lin Yu made a decisive decision——

Prepare to go to Jieting City to fight!

This time he led the army in person, with Zhou Yu and Guan Yu as lieutenants.

Gongsun Zan and his white horse follower lurked in the city as a response,

They just waited for Pound to go out of the city to fight, and then lead the white horse cavalry to charge and defeat them in one fell swoop.

Before the expedition,

In the barracks, pots were buried to boil water, and the soldiers filled their own pig urine,

Then put it in your arms to keep warm.

The pig urine filled with hot water is warm and soft, and feels comfortable to the touch, which makes the soldiers love it.

Lin Yu took one himself, and gave Guan Yu and Zhou Yu another one.

Zhou Yu still couldn't stand this thing, held it in his arms, his little face turned green, and he almost vomited again.

Lin Yu patted him on the shoulder with a smile, and encouraged:

"You can't throw up,"

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