"I'm going to fight the enemy in a while."

Zhou Yu could only bite the bullet and insist:

"It's okay, I... I can hold on!"

When ready, Lin Yu's army left Hanzhong in a mighty way, came out from Qishan, and headed for Jieting.

Soon after,

Over there at the kiosk,

Yu Jin and Pound also received the notification from the scouts.

Knowing that Lin Yu was so irritable, he actually chose to send troops immediately,

Yu Jin couldn't help laughing and said:

"This Overlord of Western Chu is actually impatient,"

"Even if the weather is cold, you have to use soldiers to fight."

"Since ancient times, those who disregard the timing of battles have never had a good end!"

Pound also sneered, mocking Lin Yu's dispatch of troops.

"A heavy snow just fell in the Jieting area the day before yesterday, and the snow outside has not yet melted at this time,"

"Under this climate, Xiang Yu actually dared to mobilize troops?"

"As long as our army can't hold on, let them freeze outside the city for an hour or two,"

"Their soldiers, they are finished."

Yu Jin nodded in agreement and said:

"good."

"It's freezing cold and snowy,"

"Xiang Yu can't break through our city,"

"As long as we can't stick to it, we can sleep in peace."

"Come on, let's heat up a pot of good wine,"

"While drinking and eating meat, while watching the Chu army freezing outside the city!"

Soon after,

Lin Yu and his army came to Jieting City together,

At this time, the outside of the city is covered with snow, a piece of snow white,

The north wind blew past, and there was a burst of bleak coolness, which made people shiver all over.

Lin Yu rode on the horse, looking around,

I couldn't help complaining in my heart:

"If it weren't for the pig piss in my arms, I'm afraid the weather would be really difficult."

"Fortunately, there are natural warm water bags to keep warm,"

"The soldiers of the three armies should be able to support it for about an hour."

Time is precious, Lin Yu didn't dare to delay, even if he ordered a boss with the worst quality in the army to say rudely:

"Old Zhang,"

"go,"

"Go to the city gate and scold me,"

"You are limited to one hour, and you must scold Yu Jin and Pang De!"

The unqualified boss and old Zhang decisively took orders, obediently ran to the gate of the city with pig urine in his mouth,

After clearing his throat, he opened his mouth and typed out a set of Chinese quintessential combos.

"Yu Jin, I miss you %¥#@¥#@%**!"

"Your whole family's women have been *...%¥#@ by me!"

"Your old lady was fucked by me *#@%%¥# all night!"

"You girls take turns kneeling down **%¥...!"

"..."

Don't say Yu Ban,

Even Lin Yu blushed when he heard these words,

heart said:

"No wonder the brothers all recommend this guy to come and fight,"

"This fucking mouth is really dirty!"

"The key is that swearing is endless, and there are plots,"

"Who can stand such a provocation?"

at the same time,

In Jieting city.

Yu Jin originally wanted to put on a good show,

Sitting on the wall, drinking wine and eating meat with Pang De,

Watching Lin Yu under the city, they were frozen in the cold wind,

As a result, the wine hadn't heated up yet, when suddenly I heard a quality young man below telling jokes about his whole family's female relatives,

And the plot is very exciting!

Yu Jin couldn't hold back on the spot with a face,

Expression management is out of control.

On the opposite side, Pound quickly persuaded:

"General hold steady!"

"Don't get distracted by this little trick!"

"Insulting on the spot is nothing but the worst provocation,"

"The general has experienced hundreds of battles, so he can't even see through this trick?"

Upon hearing this, Yu Jin quickly shook his head and said:

"No way, no way,"

"I still have this concentration!"

As a result, I haven't finished a word yet.

The people below suddenly changed the subject and began to arrange Pound's family.

"Pound!"

"Your mother, daughter-in-law, and daughter were all beaten by my father!"

"I spend the whole night¥%#@*them!"

Pound: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"Oh shit!"

"I'm going to chop off the dog's head in this sword mound!"

(Hehe, finally let me out, are you still here? You can order a free gift when you are bored~)

Chapter 344 Pound, you have been tricked

Pound's nature is like a raging fire, he is brave and good at fighting,

There is only one motto in life - "Life and death are bearish, if you don't accept it, do it!"

Upon hearing Lin Yu's subordinates insulting his family in this way,

He lifted the long knife and was ready to lead the army!

"I'm going to kill them all!"

Yu Jin quickly stopped him, and patiently persuaded:

"Stay here, general!"

"You just said it all, shouting and cursing before the battle is just the worst provocation,"

"Why are you so calm when you scold me?"

"Did you lose your mind when you scolded you?"

Pound: ...

"That's right."

"I was out of proportion."

After speaking, he took a deep breath, finally pressed the long knife, walked back to the opposite side of Yu Jin, and sat down.

"Humph!"

"Xiang Yu can play some dirty tricks!"

"One day, I will fight him to the death on the battlefield!"

"I want to see if the Overlord of Western Chu is as brave and invincible as the legend says!"

Yu Jin laughed and said:

"I can't comment on the martial arts of the overlord of Western Chu,"

"But his strategy doesn't seem to be as clever as the rumors say."

Pound also laughed and said:

"indeed."

"It's freezing cold, and I brought my soldiers to fight outside the city,"

"Didn't you ask for trouble?"

The two complained about Lin Yu, and couldn't help laughing,

Just at this time, the wine has been warmed up.

Pang De took the initiative to serve Yu Jin, and the two drank together.

"Come on, drink!"

"Drink and drink!"

At the same time that Pound and Yu banned alcohol and meat, Wwω.Eьòókbá

outside the city,

Lin Yu still led the soldiers to continue provoking,

Although it was freezing cold, but because everyone had warm water bags in their arms, at least the body temperature was still warm, so that the limbs would not be stiff.

Seeing that half an hour passed, Lao Zhang's mouth was a little dry when he told the jokes,

Lin Yu replaced him and sent another quality single man from Zaan to continue playing.

They scolded outside the city for an hour,

Yu Jin and Pound also sat on the city wall and listened for an hour.

After drinking for three rounds,

With the help of alcohol, Pang De's eyes suddenly lit up, and he asked:

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