Reborn Cat: Are you my shit shoveling officer?

Reborn Cat: Are you my shit shoveler?My little carp

The programmer died suddenly after working overtime, woke up and turned into a little orange cat, his talent awakened.

One: You are standing at the pinnacle of meow appearance;

Two: the halo of the sage;

Three: nine lives;

Four: lucky halo;

Well, find a shit shovel officer to eat and drink.

Shit-shoveling officers to be selected: The true nature of the man to keep healthy, the new police story Azu, the myth Gaoyao, Jiang Yuyan with Xiaoyuer and Huawuqian, Guo Jing from The Legend of the Condor Heroes, Zhou Zhiruo, The Eight Parts of Tianlong, Lin Daiyu, Dream of the Red Chamber, Cao Zhengchun, No. [-] in the world, Song Yuzhi and Tiandao from the Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty, Fengyunxiong dominates the world and Duanlang, Baiyue and Liu Jinyuan from the Legend of Sword and Fairy, Ouyang Shaogong from the legendary ancient sword, Runyu, who is sweet and sweet like frost, Covering the sky and ruthless people, void...

Chapter 0000: Meow meow?

Night falls.

After typing the last sentence of code, the running and debugging are normal!

Miao Le breathed a sigh of relief, and kept a few strands of hair.

Silently looking at the computer screen in front of him, he suddenly didn't know what to do in the next few hours that were entirely his own.

If you just graduated, you might go to the technology development group and ask a question: "Hi everyone, I just developed a poisonous website monitoring software, can you send me a URL for monitoring?"

Then a lot of weird links with numbers appeared...

With the passage of time, the improvement of technology, the increase of wages, and the in-depth understanding of more scenes, Miao Le gradually lost this worldly desire.

He stroked his thinning hair and looked at his handsome facial features on the screen. This face was slightly worse than that of the readers. If his hair was not a little short, he would definitely be invincible in the blind date market.

Miao Le feels that she should be obliged to pass on this excellent gene.

Keep making money!Then go home on a blind date and find an honest woman to marry!

Opening up the specialized technology group, Miao Le is going to look for private work.

"Hi everyone, I am a cosmic transcendent, and now I have 800 time travel opportunities for free! Just reply 5, and you can get a free time travel opportunity. The number is limited, first come first served! Beauty, immortality, rights, dreams, three Thousands of worlds, reaching the pinnacle of life, just this time! What are you waiting for?"

Miao Le smiled, and replied casually: "Heh, there are still people who believe this. 5!"

Naturally, it was time for the performances of the netizens.

"In the 5G era, does anyone still believe in this? 5"

"I saw it 5 years ago, 5"

"Hahaha all 5 people in our dormitory laughed, 5"

"5555 just broke up and ask for comfort 555"

......

tsk tsk~

Suddenly, there was an electric light flickering in the rental house, and then a lake smell filled the whole room.

"boom!"

"Fuck, I haven't spent all my money yet! Wait, I haven't deleted my browsing history yet!"

......

Chirp, chirp, chirp.

Amidst the melodious chirping of birds, Miao Le opened his eyes.

In front of me is a piece of green grass, very green, very green.

Looking around, towering giant trees are rising and falling.

It seems to be a forest, but all of this seems to have been processed by Blu-ray 3080P, and everything is so clear.

As he grows older, his eyesight becomes blurred. Miao Le hasn't seen such a colorful and clear vision for a long time.

Maybe this is the truth!

But why is the grass so big?

Miao Le felt a trace of surprise in his heart.

"Brother, there's a kitten here!" With a cold voice, Miao Le felt someone grab the back of his neck and picked him up.

The vision is gradually raised, the calves wrapped in black leather pants, the tight and powerful thighs... the black leather jacket, the small hill, the cold face, and the gradually warm eyes.

In the girl's hole in front of her, Miao Le was shocked to see a small orange cat the size of a palm.

Raising his hand and not aligning his paw, Miao Le's dark blue eyes widened, and he began to doubt life.

I turned into a kitten?

"Such a small cat probably won't survive two days in this jungle, don't waste it, roast it!" A vicissitudes of life male voice came from beside it.

The cold woman looked at the kitten in her hand and licked her lips.

It is not as small as her palm-sized body, its hair is jade-yellow, without any variegation, especially its pink nose and mouth, which are so delicate and cute that she wants to lick them a few times.

Not to mention that pair of pure and deep blue eyes like the sea, staring at its own paws in a daze.

What is this little cat thinking?Do you suspect that this claw is not its own?

Stretching out the other hand to touch the kitten, she felt an unprecedented peace in her heart.

Holding the kitten into his arms, Tian Yangsi looked back at the man in the middle of the line and said seriously: "I want to keep it!"

The man is slender and strong, but his face is fresh and resolute. Hearing this, he frowned: "We can't support ourselves, and we will be killed by screaming during missions!"

Touching the kitten in her bosom, although Tian Yangsi knew that what her elder brother said was reasonable, she felt extremely reluctance in her heart. Even thinking of such a cute kitten being swallowed up by the forest, her heart began to ache.

"Brother, I will put it in a safe place when I perform the task."

Tian Yangsheng looked at his sister up and down, it was really strange!

The younger sister, who has always been decisive in killing, would violate the principle of mercenaries because of a kitten.

After pondering for a moment, he nodded: "Okay!" and continued to move forward.

At this time, Miao Le, who was in a state of "brain waves", began to react. It turned out that "Da Neng" was really in the group, and he really realized his wish!

But why turn into a cat?Adding a bear character isn't taking off?

What can a kitten do?Are you cute?It seems that in the future, I can only find a shit-shoveling officer, Miao Miao, to spend the day.

Fortunately, even if I become a cat, my appearance is not bad.

Hey!

Miao Le stretched out her claws, chose an angle, and lay down firmly, full of disappointment for the future.

Life is not easy, Maomao sighs!

Thinking of his family, luckily he still has a younger brother and sister, plus he was forced to work overtime, the company may be able to compensate a large amount of money, two children and three children are good!

Before he could finish his sigh, a unique memory appeared in Miao Le's mind.

"Tmall Xuan Gong - Body Training"

An ordinary body is ten heavy, and the perfect body training can reach the strength of a thousand catties!

Miao Le's big blue eyes instantly widened.

Great!

I want to find a hundred shit shovel officers to serve me!

......

At night, three men and one woman sat around a bonfire and had serious discussions.

"How much money have we saved, is there enough money to buy arms?"

"It's almost there, and it's almost enough to perform two more missions!"

"Okay, we are selling our lives, but not being sold our lives by others. After the arms are bought, we will go back and avenge our brothers!"

"revenge!"

......

Beside the woman, Miao Le, who was enjoying the barbecue food at ease, tilted her little head.

What these people said was a bit like the Cantonese he had heard, but fortunately they spoke concisely and powerfully, otherwise Miao Le might not have understood it.

However, after hearing clearly what they were talking about, she quickly shrank her small body.

Good guy!I'm afraid this bunch of people are not good people!

Seeing the sweetness of the kitten's food, Tian Yangsi smiled, and gently stretched out his hand to help comb the hair.

The eldest brother Tian Yangsheng was very surprised. What kind of magic does this kitten seem to have?

Ever since their seven brothers were betrayed during a mission and four of them died, they all held their breath and frantically did missions to earn commissions, waiting to return to Hong Kong Island to avenge their hatred.

After that incident, the few of them stopped joking and talked less.

Walking up to the kitten, I stretched out my hand and prepared to touch it twice.

Dangerous!

Miao Le, who was enjoying the massage and eating delicious food, instantly felt the man's coveting.

"Meow!"

Turning her head, Miao Le bowed her body towards Tian Yangsheng, her hair all over her body exploded, grinning and roaring.

Don't suffer the old man!

"Hmph!" Tian Yangsheng, who was killed from the mountain of corpses and sea of ​​blood, naturally didn't care about the threat of a kitten, and caught him in front of him in an instant.

Suddenly finding himself leaving the shit-shoveling officer's arms and hanging in the air, Miao Le blinked.

This is unreasonable!Isn't it said that the reaction of cats is seven times that of humans?Is this cat not well developed yet?

Immediately put away the exploded hair, Miao Le yelled flatteringly at the man in front of him.

"Meow~ Meow"

Afraid of death, not shabby!

"Heh, hahaha..."

Stretching out the other hand, stroking the small and smooth body in front of him, Tian Yangsheng laughed heartily.

Tian Yangsi on the side let out a sigh of relief, the eldest brother killed decisively, if the cat was really ignorant, she wouldn't be able to stop it even if it died.

What their brothers and sisters hate the most is the white-eyed wolf.

After dinner, the brothers and sisters took turns to watch the night, and finally Miao Le had time to be alone, and began to practice according to the "Tianmao Xuangong-Body Training Chapter" in his mind.

At this time, Tian Yangsheng, who was watching the surroundings vigilantly by the fire, saw the kitten in strange poses from the corner of his eyes, sometimes putting its legs on top of its head, and even turning its head to one side.

This... Is it a disease?

Tian Yangsheng stepped forward to poke and poke curiously, only to realize that the kitten might be entertaining himself, but the way of playing is too advanced...

A beast is a beast.

Putting the kitten aside, Tian Yangsheng continued to look around, but his mood was much lighter.

This time when I went back to avenge myself, I took my money and my younger siblings to the mainland to live in seclusion. I will stop fighting and killing, and become a rich man, watching my younger siblings get married and have children.

Miao Le on the side was practicing, and at the same time cheered herself up with the usual words of the leader. The main reason was that the posture of this practice was strange, but it was very painful.

"It's better to turn over than to turn over, and it's better to be angry than to be angry"

"Exchange your own hard work for success, and then success will be like a big slap on the face of those who once looked down on you, as loud as you want, as cool as you want."

......

If it weren't for the dream of a hundred beautiful girls being shit shovel officers in his heart, he wouldn't be able to persevere at all.

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