Reborn Cat: Are you my shit shoveling officer?

Miao Le, a senior salted fish party, began to doubt Maosheng.

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In the morning, Tianyangsi suspiciously took the kitten that had spread into a ball from his elder brother's arms: "This?"

Facing his sister's accusation, Tian Yangsheng patted Miao Le's little head and said, "You cat seems to be sick! Last night you frantically fiddled with your body, and now it's probably broken."

Holding the cat that had shrunk into a small orange ball at this time, Tian Yangsi didn't understand what the big brother meant, so he thought about it for a while and then let it go.

Brother should not be that kind of person!

Gently stroked the kitty a couple of times, then put her in his backpack.

"Mom will take you to kill people today!"

......

"boom!"

"Da da da!"

"boom!"

Waking up in a hail of bullets, Miao Le quietly poked his head out of his backpack.

Whoosh!

A bullet flew not far above his head.

Miao Le retreated quickly, what a bunch of thugs!

Half an hour later, the voice gradually disappeared, Miao Le poked his head out again, lightly jumped onto the woman's shoulder, and scanned the surroundings.

In a cottage, there are damaged human bodies everywhere, and the brothers are searching everywhere, and sometimes they see the human beings have a temper, and they kindly make up two shots.

Went very peacefully.

hiss!

Taking a deep breath, Miao Le decided not to be irritated by their touch in the future!

What is left is king, and living is everything.

In the evening, because of the seizure of a batch of materials, the food was very rich.

woo, woo woo...

Miao Le eats very sweet, all kinds of canned food, and fish, so delicious~

Watching a large pile of food disappear into the cat's small mouth, Tian Yangsi's eyes widened and he was very surprised: "Brother, why does this cat eat so much, it won't be stuffed to death."

Tian Yangsheng was also a little surprised, but in order to maintain the stable image of the elder brother, he thought about it and explained: "It's okay, Xiao Le is growing up, so eat more."

Meow, meow~

Chapter 0001: Growth

Take a walk after a meal and live to 99!

As a top-level health-care programmer, Miao Le started exercising after eating food for two and enjoying half a quarter of an hour of being touched by the shit-shoveling officer.

Tmall - Exercise, start.

According to Miao Le's understanding, under normal circumstances, the gods and beasts of heaven and earth will have inherited memories. It seems that his ancestors are not bad, too wide!

There are a total of 108 postures in this exercise, and each posture is quite different.

To his surprise, if he used to be, it would probably take a few months to master it.

But now, it seems that his body has its own memory, and after one posture is used up, the next posture can be used naturally.

It seems that this body is really gifted, and the future partner will be blessed......

Woo, meow~

hurts a little!No, hold on, don't be strong, how can I find a beautiful girl to bathe and wash him in the future!

Miao Le continued to practice while giving himself psychological hints.

On the side, Tian Yangsi, who was on duty tonight, listened to the strange cry and looked at his baby's way of playing, scratching his head in trouble.

Young pussy, play is hi.

The next day, smelling a scent, Miao Lemi Mihuhu opened his eyes, and walked slowly in the direction of the scent. When he saw the excrement shoveler, he jumped, crossed a height of more than one meter, and landed lightly on the ground. On Tianyangsi's shoulder, he rubbed his small head against Tianyangsi's wheat-colored neck: meow~.

After the killing, the killer with a cold heart melted instantly, Tian Yangsi wiped his hands quickly, and then carefully fed.

Humans conquer the world with weapons, and cats conquer humans by being cute!

Seeing the sudden vigorous movement of the young cat, Tian Yangsheng paused, thought for a while, then ignored it, and continued to eat breakfast slowly.

After breakfast, the four of them and one cat drove the unowned car they picked up and continued to advance in the jungle.

After completing a mission, the team had to replenish supplies, rest for a few days, adjust their mood, and then continue to take on the next mission on the dark web.

I don't know where it is, the road is so broken that it challenges Miao Le's cognition. After a few hours of driving, he feels that his young body is about to be crushed to pieces.

Not to mention exercise, if it wasn't for the shit shovel officer's tight hug, he almost flew out several times.

It's better to be a florist!Woohoo, I hope to be a Chinese giant panda in my next life!

Ten hours later, I finally arrived at the so-called city, although in Miao Le's opinion it was not as good as the flower planter's rural town.

Seeing Tianyangsi and his party coming in full armor, the passers-by on the street didn't have any special reaction, and many even came up to sell weapons and food.

Noticing that pedestrians and even children around were carrying weapons, Miao Le hid deeply in Tianyangsi's arms very steadily.

After all, in troubled times, beauty is wrong, and he can't cause disputes because of himself.

After a while, a few people found a guide, and under his leadership, they came to the most luxurious hotel in this unknown city: "The hotel whose name does not recognize".

Those who can open such a hotel must be the strongest force in the area.

The gangsters could finally relax for a while, took a shower, played cards, left one person on duty, and went back to the room one by one to rest.

As the only girl among them, Tianyangsi had a kitten to take care of, so of course she was left on duty.

You can take a good rest after you are on duty first.

Then, one person and one cat sneaked to a hidden place on the roof of the hotel, took two bottles of mineral water, several bags of compressed biscuits, chocolate, small dried fish, and binoculars, and began to observe the surroundings.

In a remote and small country, the brothers and sisters have no enemies other than Hong Kong Island, so they came out to monitor because of a sense of security.

Everything is afraid of accidents.

The excrement shoveler was concentrating on observing the surroundings, while Miao Le ate the dried fish for a while, and then began to lick his fur. He didn't know why he licked it, anyway, he licked it without knowing it.

When Miao Le came to her senses, she stretched out her paw and scratched her head, feeling a little depressed, but luckily her noble golden hair was not stained with anything strange.

Flicking his tail, Miao Le began to observe the surrounding situation.

With the improvement of body training, the talent of being a strange beast among cats also began to gradually awaken.

On the roof of the building about [-] meters high, Miao Le can clearly observe every move of the people around the ground.

Ordinary people are living hard under the control of those superiors, running around for life, busy, although they may have created several times their wealth through their own labor, they may not have enough to eat.

After looking at it for a while, I didn't see any special features. Miao Le was very disappointed and looked at the sky.

The sky is blue, the sunset glow is all over the sky, it is beautiful.

Xiao looked at the sky and the clouds at dusk, as if thinking of something, a trace of sadness appeared in Miao Le's blue eyes.

I don't know if I died suddenly, whether my parents got the compensation for the commercial insurance I bought in Ping An.

Are mom and dad okay?

......

Tianyangsi observed the surroundings vigilantly for a while, but found nothing unexpected, a little surprised.It may be because I brought a large number of weapons into the city, and I didn't encounter any gangsters, which is good.

He lowered his head inadvertently, and met the little cat's dark blue eyes like the sea, deep and distant.

The kitten is small and has a lot of thoughts, what are you worrying about?No small fish?

Tianyangsi chuckled, and rubbed the kitten into his arms: "Good boy, I'll go back and give you a bath! Then I'll treat you to a big fish!"

After another blow to the brainwaves, Miao Le felt nothing. As a cat, he no longer had the vulgar desires of humans.

After all, humans are mostly controlled by genes and hormones, and he is still young.

The shift was changed after three hours, except for a few waves of officials who looked like officials came to the hotel to collect firefighting fees, cleaning fees, management fees, etc., nothing unexpected happened.

Back in the room, Tian Yangsi waited for the tub to be filled with water, took off his clothes and threw it on the floor, and soaked in it with Miao Le who was preoccupied with eating fish.

This? ? ?

It was quite sudden...

Suddenly soaked in the water, Miao Le felt a particularly uncomfortable feeling instantly. After the hair all over his body was wet, it was as if countless hands were pinching him.

If it wasn't for the fact that the shit-shoveling officer had a gun, he would have given her a few paws on the spot to let her know why the flowers were so red, and then jumped out of the bathtub three feet high.

I will endure! ! !

Aww~

After letting out a piercing scream, Miao Le closed his eyes, covered his earholes with his ears, kept his nose from breathing, and then his young body kept shaking.

At this time, Tianyangsi also noticed something was wrong. It turns out that cats don't like bathing?

She was born poor, and then followed her elder brother into the world of mercenaries, training, killing, running, and continuing to train... It was her first time raising a cat, so she didn't know the situation.

He jumped out of the bathtub with the cat in his arms, and quickly wiped off the water on Lele's body with a towel, and then completely blown it off with a hair dryer.

Miao Le didn't move at all, and didn't bother to open her eyes and ears.

I'm angry, I can't coax that well!

Early the next morning, four people and one cat embarked on the journey again.

The third child has already contacted the next target on the dark web, a drug dealer in the Golden Triangle, with 300 million US dollars.The weapons are provided by the other party, and they just make a list.

The few of them didn't have any hacking skills, and they were even put on a wanted warrant by Hong Kong Island, so they could only smuggle there by water.Fortunately, several of them are the world's leading thugs, and they are imposing, so the boss of the ship has prepared a small cabin for them alone.

In the dark cabin, several people checked their weapons and chatted for a while. Tian Yangsheng looked at the kitten with closed eyes and ears in his sister's arms and wondered: "Sanmei, is Lele sick? Why is she like this?"

Although the appearance of the little yellow ball curled up into a ball is cute, Tian Yangsheng still likes its meowing appearance, which can bring a little life to their quiet team.

Tianyangsi sighed annoyedly: "I wanted to help Lele wash it when I was taking a bath yesterday. Who knows that cats are afraid of water, so now they don't care about me except for eating!"

"Oh? It's simple, I know how to comfort him!" Tian Yangsheng said confidently with a twitch of his mouth.

Miao Le stood still: "If you don't listen, don't listen, you're chanting sutras!"

Tianyang Si handed over a small orange ball with half-doubt, to see what 'magic skills' the eldest brother has.

'Katsa! '

"Meow, meow~"

Hearing the sound of the pistol being loaded, Miao Le opened his eyes subconsciously, and then screamed in favor, but it was too late to react.

Lost, dog man!

Miao Le kicked her legs dejectedly, broke free from the man's big hand, jumped back on Tian Yangsi's shoulder, looked left and right, licked the shit-shoveling officer's neck, and licked her own paws to hide her embarrassment.

"Haha~"

"Cuckoo~"

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The cabin was filled with happy laughter.

Tian Yangsheng looked at his hands, with a trace of surprise on his face, compared to the kitten's body which is not as big as his palm, this strength is a bit abnormal.

......

Four people and one cat were crowded together, and they had to stay on the boat for 20 days. It was fine at first, but after a few days, the smell, according to Miao Le's sense of smell, was a kind of torture for him.