I'm really immortal

"You can eat whatever you want." Liu Yuewang smiled broadly.

So Shangguan Dandan started to push the electric scooter, Zhou Dongdong followed behind the electric scooter and tried his best to help, Liu Yuewang wanted to ride the electric scooter to take the two of them, but he was not sure how to ride smoothly, Shangguan Dandan loved her electric scooter very much It looks like it will be a disaster if her beloved electric car is crashed.

Liu Yuewang remembered that when she first bought a new car, she would drive everywhere just like Shangguan Dandan.

But relatively speaking, Shangguan Dandan's spirit of pushing a bicycle despite not being able to ride is more touching and childish. This is definitely a sequela left by rejuvenation.

This sequelae is indeed a bit serious... Liu Yuewang hopes to return to her youthful years, but she doesn't want to become childish.

The three of them didn't go to eat the stewed radish with beef, and Liu Yuewang didn't go to eat the beef noodles she wanted, but took the two of them to the restaurant of the hotel.

Liu Yuewang didn't want to eat in a restaurant by herself, but seeing Shangguan holding back his cheers and stepping into the restaurant at a faster pace, Zhou Dongdong's eyes rolled wildly, but Liu Yuewang was in a good mood, Eating is sometimes like this, who you eat with is often more important than what you eat.

It turns out that there is also a spider meal for breakfast. Zhou Dongdong tried his best to raise his head and walked over from the long dining table to observe. After all, he is a child who has seen dinner spiders. Breakfast spiders are relatively less in number and types. Zhou Dongdong would no longer be dumbfounded.

Liu Yuewang ordered a bland clear noodle soup, added some seasonings suitable for the locals, and topped it with braised pork.

For the salad, I chose salmon and fennel salad.

In fact, the handmade spaghetti with garlic and clams and seafood is quite suitable for Liu Yuewang's appetite, but it is not available in the buffet in the morning, so it can only be ordered on the menu at lunch and dinner.

Zhou Dongdong brought a plate with a small mountain on it, and everything was there.

Shangguan Dandan added some ham slices because they looked similar to the sweet potato slices that Shangguan Dandan likes to eat, but in fact they tasted salty and greasy, and the taste was mediocre even with side dishes.

But Shangguan Dandan is just a poor empress dowager now, and she didn't have the aura of frowning before, and a group of people below are frightened, so she had to eat them all under the same frowning situation.

Shangguan Dandan wanted to eat sweet potato slices, after all, there were some warm scenes of loving mothers and children with sweet potato slices, and when there were only four pieces of sweet potato slices left that day, he still gave her three pieces.

So she went and brought some small steamed purple potatoes, dipped them in honey sauce and ate them.

Purple potatoes are more beautiful.

"Professor Liu, if you have any questions, you can ask me." Shangguan Dandan said after eating a small purple potato, looking at Liu Yuewang.

"Ah...do I have any questions for you?" Liu Yuewang said unexpectedly, she did have a lot of questions she wanted to ask Shangguan Dandan, but she knew those questions were not suitable to ask directly, so she didn't ask them either.

"The last time you came to our house, you have been observing secretly. It seems that you have some doubts in your heart that cannot be answered." Shangguan said calmly. Dong Ma is almost the same, with a little naivety and childishness in her heart.

It's just that when facing others, Dongdong's mother will hide her innocence and childishness to protect herself. This Professor Liu in front of me has not set up such protection. She seems to be like this all the time, when she is thinking about something She thought she was calm and composed, but when she went behind the empress dowager who had sharp eyes and sharp eyes, she couldn't hide her small thoughts.

The empress dowager is wise, and Shangguan Dandan nodded his head in praise of himself.

Liu Yuewang was taken aback, she didn't expect that Shangguan Dandan would notice her silent observation and careful probing of her words, and sure enough, even though Shangguan Dandan's words and deeds became childish, Liu Changan was the one after all. My mother, the city and mind of a mature woman are still there.

"Actually, it's nothing... I know you are Liu Chang'an's mother, and I will keep it a secret." Liu Yuewang lowered her voice, looked around, and sure enough there was a waiter paying attention to her.

Where there are many women, gossip gets extra attention. Liu Yuewang is now a frequent visitor to this hotel. It is normal for a woman like her to attract extra attention and gossip from other women.

It's not a secret at all, Shangguan Dandan didn't say much, but just gave Liu Yuewang a majestic look, although it was unnecessary for her to say that, but it can be seen that she is a well-measured woman, which is very good, unlike that woman Su Nanxiu , only startled and shouted and drank and made a lot of noise.

Seeing Shangguan Dandan's silent admission, Liu Yuewang let out a breath in disbelief, and then ate a piece of braised pork.

"As far as I know, Liu Changan should have delivered preserved eggs to your house yesterday. Are you not at home? You have to put away the preserved eggs when you go back, and you can eat them in 20 days or so." Shangguan Dandan was a little worried that Liu Yuewang would not treat him kindly. Preserved eggs made by Liu Changan.

Preserved eggs can be eaten after more than 20 days. This is what Dongdong's mother told her last night when Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong were around the clay pot that sealed the preserved eggs.

Speaking of Liu Chang'an, Liu Yuewang has a question that she wants to ask Shangguan Dandan. It is related to whether she can sleep well in the future. That sense of mystery made Liu Yuewang feel suitable to ask Shangguan Dandan some unscientific questions.

Chapter 779 The myth of induction and pregnancy (real outbreak)

Liu Yuewang was once pursued by a man in science and engineering... In fact, people who will really take action and confidently pursue Professor Liu are basically masters in their own field. After all, if they were not good enough at the beginning, they would face hordes of competition Those who don't have the confidence and confidence to be among them, it is only natural to grow up after many years.

This big cow is currently engaged in aerospace. Recently, he can often be seen in the news about the launch of some launch vehicles.

Daniel is actually very young, the same age as Liu Yuewang. The post-[-]s generation has become the mainstay of all walks of life, and even started to serve as the chief engineer of an aircraft carrier.

Liu Yuewang was fanatically pursued by him for a while, and then suddenly there was no news. Later, he met on a certain occasion. After reminiscing about the past, Daniel said it himself. At a certain moment, he suddenly felt that the greatest romance of a man is the stars and space. Pursuing Liu Yuewang The professor wasn't getting his most romantic needs.

As a professor of literature, Liu Yuewang has a lot of romance in her heart, and she can accept Daniel's statement.

Sensibility, paying attention to one's own emotions, rather than focusing on the science or unscientificity of what happened, and why it happened, is a common characteristic of literature lovers, young and old Chinese.

Liu Yuewang can accept all kinds of special abilities in Liu Changan, she will not analyze whether his special abilities are scientific or not, why he has such abilities, it is not in line with common sense and so on.

The key is not to arouse her resentment and rejection, and it will be fine if it does not bring a lot of negative effects to her emotions.

At present, she is neither disgusted nor repelled, nor does it bring much negative impact on her emotions, so Liu Yuewang will not go to the bottom of why he is like this.

As long as she is sure what happened, she will make herself a little more sad, or a little more happy.

"Dan Dan, do you know about hunting cattle in Geshan?" Liu Yue Wang thought about it, this matter was a bit difficult to talk about, she didn't know how to word it for a while, and felt that the situation of fighting cattle in Geshan was somewhat similar to what she encountered.

Shangguan Dandan glanced at the beef ribs on his other plate. The term was a bit familiar, but he blurted out and asked, "Is it a kind of beef that is as delicious as Japanese Wagyu?"

Zhou Shuling will buy all kinds of beef back, and sometimes buy frozen imported beef brisket, but after stewing, the taste is always not as good as those bought in the vegetable market, so she no longer buys frozen beef that looks cheap but tastes ordinary .

The wagyu beef that Shangguan Dandan ate was filial to Zhu Juntang, and the taste was stronger than those bought by Zhou Shuling.

"What delicious beef do you have?" Zhou Dongdong came out of the barrier.

How can fighting cattle in Geshan be connected with Japanese Wagyu?Liu Yuewang was a little hard to understand Shangguan Dandan's brain circuit.

"No...it's not delicious beef...It's often seen in martial arts dramas, that is, if you and Zhou Dongdong stand in front of each other, I punch you, but Zhou Dongdong is injured That's right, this kind is called fighting cattle across mountains." Liu Yuewang explained.

It turned out that it wasn't delicious beef, Zhou Dongdong didn't care why he was injured, and returned to the enchantment.

"Don't let Dongdong get hurt." Shangguan said solemnly.

This... is just a metaphor, Liu Yuewang felt a headache.

"I remembered, I've seen this kind of thing in novels." Shangguan Dandan looked at his palm, "I'm very weak, and I don't have much strength, I don't even have the strength to do housework, so I don’t know how to hunt cattle across mountains, but Liu Chang’an definitely does.”

Liu Yuewang's eyes lit up, she didn't care about maintaining the graceful posture of a beautiful woman, she leaned forward, put her chest on the dining table, stretched her neck long, and found a similar tone: "I know Liu Changan will definitely! Once he I patted An Nuan's leg, but I felt that my leg was also slapped, it turned out to be the effort of fighting cattle across the mountain!"

Shangguan looked at Liu Yuewang suspiciously.

If it's just such a thing, does it need to be said seriously?

As a wise queen mother, she knows that at this moment, she only needs to maintain a majestic silence. If she continues to speak, or after thinking about it, she finally feels that it is not suitable for further narration. There are some unspeakable reasons, and that is all Liu Yue. things to look forward to.

But I just touched the 20 yuan in my pocket and said to treat guests... 20 yuan is not enough for three people to eat. The financial resources can't afford breakfast.

In view of this, Shangguan Dandan decided to have a more in-depth exchange with Liu Yuewang in return.

"This is a serious problem." Shangguan Dandan thought for a while, and nodded to express that he was taking Liu Yuewang's current situation seriously, "Yesterday Liu Changan went to your house, but he didn't come back, which means he stayed overnight, and you You are staying in a hotel instead of at home, this may be because of the itinerary you have already planned, or it may be because Liu Changan went to your house, and you have to leave for some reason."

Liu Yuewang sat up straight with guilt, her eyes fluttered, will Shangguan Dandan find out the problem?

"Because of the fact that when we met last time, you also left home to stay in a hotel, and it happened that Liu Chang'an went to your house to stay overnight. So this is not a coincidence. It must be that Liu Chang'an came to your house, and you were at home for some reason. I can't stay any longer." Shangguan Dandan looked at his palm, "Beating cows across the mountains... Your real problem is that Liu Changan beat An Nuan at your home, which means you were beaten by him too, so you have to leave home .”

"Beat An Nuan?" Liu Yuewang was a little amused after being shocked, what was she thinking?Liu Yuewang often saw Liu Changan being beaten by An Nuan.

Shangguan Dandan frowned. The last time Liu Yuewang came to play at home, Dongdong's mother also said that Liu Yuewang was a professor, a very powerful person, and hoped that Dongdong could be as powerful as Professor Liu.

It doesn't seem smart enough now.

"This is an implicit statement." For the sake of breakfast, Shangguan Dandan explained patiently.

"What kind of implicit statement?" Liu Yuewang understood with a vaguely hot face, but she wasn't sure, especially the person in front of her was exquisite and elegant, with bright eyes and clean skin, and she seemed to be otherworldly.

"Beating makes a crackling sound." Shangguan Dandan frowned when she thought about it. In the novels she read recently, there were more and more such references, which affected her reading experience.

However, being able to use this kind of vocabulary to communicate with modern people in daily communication is enough to show the power of the Queen Mother. The Queen Mother has perfectly grown into a modern person like Liu Changan.

After all, Liu Yuewang is also a person who often interacts with netizens on social networks, so she fully understands, and also knows that Shangguan Dandan is fully aware of her embarrassing situation and embarrassment.

This made Liu Yuewang feel a little ashamed after she got rid of her feeling of gloom. She took a tissue to hold her face and rubbed it, then slowly lowered her head and let out a long sigh.

She lowered her head and looked at the pattern on her skirt seriously for a minute, and found that Shangguan Dandan didn't speak any more to ease the strange and shameful atmosphere, Liu Yuewang raised her head and glanced at Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan was stuffing beef ribs into his mouth, as if he wasn't too surprised by such a strange thing.

Liu Yuewang felt a little relieved, thinking that the reason why she told Shangguan Dandan about this matter was because she had a premonition that the mysterious Shangguan Dandan would not have too many mocking or joking reactions?

As expected of Professor Liu, who was amazingly talented back then, the woman who used taboo science to make her look young, even though her words and deeds seemed childish due to the side effects of rejuvenation, but like myself, she has accumulated experience and experience over the years. A woman with the ability to read people's hearts, her vision is still sharp, and the crookedness hidden in people's hearts can't be hidden.

Now that this kind of speculation has arisen, and the feeling that you understand me, Liu Yuewang decided not to hide it anymore, to be more frank, not to be hindered by shame.

She looked up at Shangguan Dandan eating beef ribs, Shangguan Dandan even ate differently from ordinary people, when others eat, they take a bite, chew the food in their mouth slowly, and then take another bite.

Shangguan Dandan kept stuffing it in bit by bit, as if she wanted to stuff her mouth with stuff first, Liu Yuewang watched her stuff a few, but she couldn't see her chewing, but her cheeks swelled up slowly. Shangguan Dandan noticed that when Liu Yuewang was watching her eat, Shangguan Dandan stopped stuffing beef ribs into her mouth as if nothing had happened, and her bulging cheeks immediately returned to their normal appearance.

She couldn't tell how many beef ribs she stuffed into her mouth just now, and Liu Yuewang didn't see her swallowing, so she was a little worried that Shangguan Dandan would choke, so she quickly poured her a glass of water.

Shangguan Dandan was already under the control of the ribs, unable to speak or open his mouth, and of course he could not drink water, so he nodded to express his appreciation of Liu Yuewang's thoughtfulness.

"Dan Dan, what should I do in this situation? It's really embarrassing." Seeing that Shangguan Dan Dan didn't speak, Liu Yuewang had no choice but to speak up by herself. Fortunately, Liu Changan didn't come to An Nuan many times, and she still Can make do at the hotel.

But later on, did he come more frequently?That's almost certain, look how hot they are.

Young people are so energetic.

There are too many times, and staying in a hotel is a big expense.

What's more, this is not a solution... The most important thing is that the current situation is obviously her home, but she has a feeling that she has to bow her head under the eaves.

If she objected and offended Liu Changan, what if this guy refused to give her face cream?

Or maybe she secretly ate the cream, and something abnormal happened again, and he took the opportunity to torture her?

The most important point is that she finds it hard to tell. Liu Changan and An Nuan both went to the study last night, and she has to run out. The reason is really beyond words.

Presumably they can't be expected to understand by themselves, who would have thought of such an inexplicable thing.

After finishing speaking, Liu Yuewang looked at Shangguan Dandan expectantly.

But Shangguan Dandan didn't speak, just looked at Liu Yuewang without saying a word.

Why don't you just say something... Liu Yuewang murmured in her heart, and then she was the first to lose the battle. It's really embarrassing for two people who don't know each other to keep looking at each other.

What's more, Shangguan Dandan seems to be able to look at you for a long time, those pure black eyes, after a long time, are as deep as a black hole in the depths of the universe, and will suck people in.

Still unable to speak, Shangguan Dandan told Liu Yuewang this with his eyes, then got up to pick up the meal, took the biggest plate, turned around, and came back with two baked potatoes the size of pigeon eggs.

"Do you know Hua Xu?" Shangguan calmly found his way of thinking. In fact, she was a little afraid to say... It would make the Queen Mother a little afraid. Of course, it is a super big super big person, even The Emperor Qin and Han Wu, whom the Empress Dowager revered, will also be worshiped.

"Of course I know, the mother of Fuxi and Nuwa, the direct ancestors of Yandi and Huangdi, the first grandmother of our nation, what do you want to say?" Liu Yuewang didn't know why Shangguan Dandan involved Hua Xu, even though Hua Xu was In the public's perception, Emperor Yan, Huangdi, Fuxi, and Nuwa are not as famous, but among the ancient ancestors, their status is the highest.

"When Hua Xu came to Lei Ze to play, she found a huge footprint in Lei Ze, so she stepped on that footprint, and Hua Xu became pregnant." Shangguan said while touching his stomach. There are no kids, just beef ribs.

Of course Liu Yuewang is familiar with these myths and legends, and will not think that these myths and legends are just nonsense.

She just wondered if Shangguan Dandan mentioned Hua Xu at this time, did it have anything to do with the problem she was encountering now?Or did Shangguan Dandan simply change the subject?

In fact, there are such myths about induction and pregnancy in all ethnic groups around the world. According to some modern explanations, it is just that some women cheated, or were raped, or became pregnant before marriage, in order to protect their reputation, or in various ways. Under other pressures, I had to find an excuse.

"I don't think such myths are necessarily false. Ancient myths cannot be judged simply by the common sense thinking of modern people...During World War II, the US military landed on the Melanesian Islands, which was completely isolated from modern civilization. Big birds and sea beasts descended from the sky and came ashore from the sea, holding iron rods in their hands that meant that anyone would die, etc. In the eyes of the natives, these American soldiers are the images of gods, demons, Bodhisattvas, and immortals in our myths and legends.”

Liu Yuewang has always been very interested in myths and legends. In her opinion, many myths and legends are just records and descriptions made within the scope of their own understanding due to the limitations of advanced civilizations. They are not just made up. Indiscriminate fabrications are mostly based on facts.

Shangguan Dandan opened her mouth slightly, and after listening to Liu Yuewang finished speaking, she was not interested in discussing other myths and legends with Liu Yuewang, or the meaning of the stories behind the myths and legends, because in Liu Yuewang's eyes they were myths, and Shangguan Dandan I feel like I'm telling the truth.

"After Hua Xu felt pregnant, many, many years passed..."

"12 years." Liu Yuewang hurriedly added the data she knew.

"Hua Xu conceived by induction, 12 years later..." Shangguan Dandan continued, "She gave birth to Fuxi. Later people recorded that Fuxi had the body of a snake and the head of a man. It is also said that he adopted the body of a snake. , the head of a camel, the horns of a stag, the eyes of a tiger, the scales of a golden carp, the legs of a crocodile, the claws of an eagle, the tail of some kind of big fish, and the beards of a fairy create the image of the Chinese national dragon, and the descendants of the dragon also From this."

"Yeah... These are all stories that elementary school students are familiar with." Liu Yuewang patiently listened to Shangguan Dandan's fairytale.

Liu Yuewang's major involves the study of traditional culture. She knows all the versions of these myths, and she can write a book about the relevant origins and textual research.

Shangguan Dandan glanced at Zhou Dongdong next to her. After Zhou Dongdong entered the barrier, ordinary people would not be able to feel her, but Shangguan Dandan was very human after all, so she caught Zhou Dongdong out of the barrier.

"Zhou Dongdong, do you know dragons?"

"I know, Brother Chang'an has always wanted to eat the twelve zodiac signs, but he has never eaten dragons. Monkey King has eaten dragons, because Monkey King is better than dragons." Zhou Dongdong said with some pride, because she is also Monkey King, the kind who has not yet eaten dragons. The grown-up kid Monkey King.

Shangguan Dandan chatted with Zhou Dongdong again about dragons and Monkey King.

Liu Yuewang was not in the mood to have breakfast at first, so she ate up a small bowl of noodles during this time... Maybe Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan are really cute, but if you talk to them about something serious, it will be difficult to communicate with them. easy.

Zhou Dongdong is fine, after all, he is a child, this Shangguan Dandan... I won't say much, the sequelae of rejuvenation is really serious, his thinking is jumping, and the topic is changing wildly, just like a child's thinking.

"Because you said that elementary school students are familiar with everything, so I will take a test on Zhou Dongdong." Shangguan Dandan explained to Liu Yuewang after chatting with Zhou Dongdong.

"Dongdong is very smart." Liu Yuewang said sincerely. A smart child is called sister Liu Yuewang, and a stupid child is called auntie. Those who are hopelessly stupid... For example, the grandson of a colleague is called "Sister Liu Yuewang". Liu Yue looked at grandma.

If the child grows up and is admitted to Hunan University, if it falls into Liu Yuewang's hands, she will definitely not get credits. It's not common for a woman to hold grudges for more than ten years, so it's not considered narrow-minded, right?

"Fuxi was born with a human upper body and a snake lower body. This matter is defined as a myth and legend. What do you think?" Shangguan Dandan continued the original topic.

"It may be that the legs were not separated when they were born. Just like in India now, some people still worship conjoined twins as gods." Liu Yuewang thought for a while and said.

Shangguan Dandan didn't know much about India and conjoined twins, but according to Shangguan Dandan's understanding, it was certainly not the case.