I'm really immortal

Liu Changan first lay down under the plane tree, listening to Zhou Dongdong tell what she did today.

After a while, Zhou Dongdong stood up, took out a small screwdriver from his pocket, drew a crooked line on the ground, then stood behind the line, looking at Liu Changan with his hands shaking.

Liu Changan also looked at her.

"Brother Chang'an, I can jump very far. Believe it or not, I can jump next to that brick." Zhou Dongdong bent his legs eagerly to jump.

"I believe." Liu Changan nodded.

Zhou Dongdong was stunned for a moment with his mouth open, and his dangling hands stopped.

Liu Changan patted the sky with his mobile phone, then patted the sycamore leaves above his head, and then patted the breathless child.

Zhou Dongdong thought for a while, stood behind the line again shaking his hands, took a small step forward, and said to Liu Chang'an with wide eyes, "Brother Chang'an, I only jumped so far!"

"Then you are not good at all."

"I'll jump again. Believe it or not, I can jump next to that brick this time." Zhou Dongdong looked at Liu Changan expectantly.

"I believe." Liu Changan nodded.

Zhou Dongdong stomped his feet, opened his mouth and raised his head to the sky, and let out an "ow", brother Chang'an is not like other adults at all!Other adults said "I don't believe it" at this time, and then Zhou Dongdong was able to jump a long distance, proving that he is very good!

At this time, Shangguan Dandan had already finished playing cards, calculated the money and came back, and saw Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong under the plane tree, "Dongdong, why did you leave, I bought a planetary cup, watermelon bubble gum, and now I will share it with you." You."

After Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan finished sharing the snacks, Zhou Dongdong stood behind the line she had drawn and said to Shangguan Dandan: "Sister Dandan, I can jump very far. Believe it or not, I can jump to that Next to the brick."

Shangguan Dandan was standing next to Zhou Dongdong, grasping the edge of his sleeves with both hands, ready to jump forward vigorously, to show that he could jump farther.

Buttocks pouted, Shangguan Dandan suddenly became vigilant, would Liu Changan be watching him from behind?She turned her head quickly, and Liu Changan was really waiting to watch her jump.

So Shangguan Dandan didn't plan to jump very far, and said to Zhou Dongdong: "I believe it, but I don't have much strength, I can't jump that far."

After finishing speaking, Shangguan Dandan casually took a step forward and patted his chest in fear. Luckily, Liu Changan didn't catch any evidence. He was still a weak and weak queen mother, so he couldn't catch her to do it. live.

Zhou Dongdong went to eat the Planet Cup sullenly.

Seeing Zhou Dongdong finished eating the planetary cup, Liu Changan came to a conclusion after serious thinking: "Zhou Dongdong, I think you only jumped so far because you didn't eat just now. If you jump again, if you can Jumping that far means that you have eaten enough, and you can't eat brazier barbecue tonight, if you can't jump that far, I will take you to eat brazier barbecue tonight."

Zhou Dongdong stood still.

Jumping so far means that I am a very good kid, but I don’t have barbecue at night. If I don’t jump so far, it means that I am not very good at all, but I have barbecue.

After a while, Zhou Dongdong stood behind the line and jumped forward... Maybe this is the difficulty of being a child. There is no such thing as having the best of both worlds, so Zhou Dongdong made a choice.

Proving that you are great is not as important as eating barbecue after all.

Liu Changan smiled, went to find an iron bucket, and cut a few ventilation holes in the bottom of the iron bucket.

The brazier barbecue is somewhat similar to the tandoor barbecue... Barbecue is the same thing, it is fire grilling, and the different grilling methods are more about fun and eating methods, and there is no decisive impression on the taste.

"This iron bucket can be used to hold things! It's a waste." Shangguan Dandan said after watching him finish cutting, not only showing that he is a queen mother who knows how to save and live, but also that he is really obedient and refuses to make a brazier for barbecue It's a tool...Of course, there are very few times when he is really obedient, but he also needs to be on guard.

Liu Changan glanced at her, but didn't speak.

Zhou Dongdong collected the iron sheets that Liu Changan cut, and saved some to exchange for money. Although Zhou Dongdong never saved enough scraps, every time he met the old man who collected scraps, he took them away. Then he said to help Zhou Dongdong remember, and when he saved enough one yuan, he would give Zhou Dongdong money.

Every time Zhou Dongdong saw the old man coming to collect waste, she always looked forward to it, even though she usually didn't remember it.

7 Chapter Ninety

Liu Chang'an quickly made a brazier for barbecue. Below it is an iron bucket for charcoal, and a pot ring is added around the top of the iron bucket.

The pot ring is the edge of a cast iron pot that Liu Changan used before. The bottom of the pot is perforated. Collect the scrap iron knocked down by Liu Changan, and hope to sell it for money.

The Empress Dowager understood life so well, Shangguan raised his head and walked a few steps, nodding his head and praising himself.

After preparing the barbecue equipment, Liu Changan took the two villains to buy ingredients. He remembered that he saw shark sausage and pork sausage on sale in the supermarket last time. He wondered if there were any of them today.

As the name suggests, shark intestines are the intestines of sharks, but pig flower intestines are not actually pig intestines, but pig oviducts.

Meat sows are eunuched when they are young, and the fallopian tubes are useless, their functions degenerate but they will still grow and remain, which look like intestines.

Both shark sausage and pork sausage have a strong taste, but as long as they are processed properly, they are quite delicious food.

Shangguan Dandan was holding a reusable shopping bag in her hand, which she got when she went to participate in the health care lecture with Old Man Qian, Old Man Qin and Mrs. Liu. Give it to her, but she still got it relying on the majesty in her eyes.

Shangguan Dandan also got the eggs that are a must in many health lectures. When she took Zhou Dongdong to participate in an event, she found that the health lecture event had changed places, and did not inform Shangguan Dandan and others. Other people in this community wait, because people in this community have only received gifts for a long time and never bought their health care products.

"This environmental protection bag can only be used to hold things in a box, so that it will be clean and can be used for a long time." Shangguan Dandan pointed to his own environmental protection bag, and asked Liu Chang'an flamboyantly: "Have you ever received it?" ?”

Liu Changan glanced at the advertisement for health care products on the environmental protection bag, and shook his head. He had never eaten health care products that were effective for him in his life.

"Dongdong, where's yours?" Shangguan Dandan wanted to continue this topic, causing him to focus on her environmental protection bag, which is owned by people who know how to live.

"Give it to mom." Zhou Dongdong put his hands in his pockets like Liu Changan, and walked between Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan.

"Oh, I seem to have seen her go to the vegetable market this morning, Dongdong's mother is also a person who knows how to live." Shangguan nodded lightly, and walked towards the vegetable market after speaking.

Liu Chang'an pulled her back, and the direction of the vegetable market and the supermarket was completely opposite.

The supermarket is on the third floor of Building [-] of Baolong Center. When Shangguan Dandan came here, he remembered the incident of meeting Liu Yuewang in the morning. I don't want to worry too much. After all, Liu Yuewang is not her daughter-in-law, at least not for the time being... The upright, majestic and powerful mother-in-law in the TV series waits until she is sure that the woman has her own son or grandson in her belly. Only then let the other party enter the door.

Shangguan Dandan is the empress dowager, so she should be more cautious. Those who are called daughter-in-law by her are all empresses, Zhaoyi, Jieyu, and Xing'e. She is the queen mother's daughter-in-law.

"Dongdong, what do you want to be when you grow up?" Shangguan Dandan remembered that Zhou Shuling hoped that Zhou Dongdong would become a powerful person like a professor. As he walked to the supermarket, he asked Zhou Dongdong who was looking around.

"I want to open a canteen." Zhou Dongdong jumped up and down in anticipation. Aunt Xie is one of Zhou Dongdong's idols. She actually has a canteen. She is the only one in the community, and no one else has it. The school teachers and principals, etc. There are no great people!

"Why not open a supermarket?" Shangguan Dandan pointed to the huge supermarket and said, Shangguan Dandan just wanted a supermarket, but she did some calculations, and Liu Changan gave her 60 yuan a day to buy such a big supermarket. I can't even tell how long it will take.

The process of saving money was too hard, Shangguan Dandan took out the thermos from the shopping bag and hugged it in her arms. She remembered the process of saving money to buy an electric pony carriage, but the electric pony carriage was not with her, so touching the thermos jug counted. up.

"The supermarket...the supermarket is too big, I can't finish it." Zhou Dongdong looked down at his stomach, there was no way, the supermarket was much bigger than the spider restaurant.

Liu Chang'an patted Zhou Dongdong's head, he was indeed a brave and witty child, he already understood the reason that manpower is sometimes poor, he was not greedy and knew that his ability was limited.

It's a pity that it's not very convenient now, otherwise you can give Zhou Dongdong a show, one bite at a supermarket, and you will definitely be able to gain worship like a god.

"I'm going to open a card shop next to your canteen in the future, do you think it's okay?" Shangguan Dandan said to Zhou Dongdong.

When the weather is good, everyone sits under the vine trellis, and they can play after setting up tables and chairs, but now they play in Aunt Xie’s canteen, and Aunt Xie burns some hot water to pay for the water. I feel a little distressed when it comes to money.

How much does it cost to save up?Shangguan Dandan felt that this was a large number that was difficult to calculate.

Although Shangguan Dandan is a weak queen mother who has little strength and cannot do a lot of work, she is still able to boil water. Anyway, she has to boil water every day.

Liu Changan paid for the coal balls used to boil the water. As long as he boils some water, he can hold the thermos to draw water every day.

Thinking about it, I feel very happy. I have worked and made money again. Liu Changan will definitely impress her, and her status in the family will rise sharply. Maybe Liu Changan will take the initiative to pat her on the head to show her cuteness.

"Okay, Brother Chang'an's rice noodle shop is open in the middle of our shop. Card players can come to eat when they are hungry, and come to my small store to buy snacks." Zhou Dongdong said happily.

"We made all the money."

"Are you sure your canteen still sells snacks?"

"Leaving...a little bit left over to sell."

While chatting, Shangguan Dandan discovered that the supermarket has added a new type of shopping cart, the bottom is a small compartment for people to sit on, and the top is a shallow shopping basket.

Zhou Dongdong got into the small car and sat, Shangguan Dandan found another car and got in, and got in, but couldn't sit down, so he had to climb out from the other side.

Liu Chang'an pushed Zhou Dongdong's shopping cart to pick things up. Shangguan Dan tugged at Liu Chang'an's sleeve, envious that Zhou Dongdong could sit in it and be pushed around, thinking that Liu Chang'an would also take her to ride an electric pony cart .

Today there are still pork sausages and shark sausages. After all, there are few people who eat them, and these two dishes are rare in restaurants. Shark sausages are actually better when fried than barbecued. The same is true for pig sausages, but they are not too much. big gap.

Liu Changan bought two more barbecue irons with wooden handles. In fact, brazier barbecues often use wide bamboo strips to thread ingredients. If Liu Changan used to find a bamboo forest to chop a bamboo and drag it back to make some with a bamboo knife.

Red willow is also fine. When it comes to red willow, most people think of red willow mutton skewers in Xinjiang. In fact, there are many red willows in the south. They are very powerful when burned, and they are very good firewood.

The red willow tree is an ornamental plant in Junsha. Liu Changan’s behavior of cutting red willow branches is unqualified, but he has always been a quality person, of course he would not do this. It is more romantic to bury the body under the red willow tree. Poems related to willows There are also many, so you can chant many poems to pay homage to the dead, so that the dead can get better comfort.

As for red willows belonging to shrubs, and the green willows for which poets often write poems are weeping willows, belonging to trees, you don’t need to pay too much attention to it. The difference between the green willows... Otherwise, it is possible that the corpse would be buried quietly and could only lie quietly under the red willow tree with other corpses and listen to him recite "Flowers falling in Yiduxie, weeping willows blowing wheels".

After Liu Changan bought the ingredients and the curling iron that Shangguan Dandan strongly wanted, he called Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling and Li Hongfang went to Hexi to prepare to open a new store, and now they are rushing home, and they are already on the subway.

Liu Changan went to check out and saw the promotional beer next to the cash register. He couldn't help thinking that Zhou Shuling bought two boxes of beer that were about to expire last year, but he didn't drink much in the end. Most of them were used for cooking. When making beer duck, the duck was more Big and needs a lot of beer.

Shangguan Dandan took a box of mints next to the cashier and put them in the basket. He was a little worried that Liu Changan would ask her to pay for the box of mints, so he put the curling iron he had been holding in his hand in the storage area of ​​the cashier and pulled it out first. Zhou Dongdong went out.

Back home, Zhou Shuling waited for them downstairs, let Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong play downstairs, and went upstairs with Liu Changan to make barbecue skewers.

When Zhou Shuling and Liu Changan went downstairs, they found that Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong had already lit a fire in the iron bucket, but they used coal balls, sticks, homework books, wooden boards and other things, making it smoky , so that Liu Changan had to put out the fire and clean the iron bucket, and then re-ignited the charcoal and put it in.

Liu Changan didn't blame them either, one was a witty and brave child, and the other was a little old lady who didn't work hard and didn't distinguish between six relatives and discord. What kind of serious business could they be expected to do?

Chapter 791 Three Little Horses

The blazing charcoal fire in the center of the brazier is the essence of winter barbecue, just like a hot pot on a snowy day, it always dispels some cold and makes people feel comfortable and happy.It would be great if there was some snow at this time, Liu Changan thought about who is the god in charge of snow?The young girl is still Su'e, or Shaohao who is in charge of winter, Beihai Guangze Wang Aoshun, etc... Liu Chang'an doesn't know these people.

There was a man named Teng Liu whom Liu Changan knew. He was the Lord of the Teng Kingdom. He did not know how he became a snow god, but Liu Changan knew that he could not snow at all.

Liu Changan looked up at the sky and smiled.

One by one, the barbecue irons were inserted into the wooden barrel and taken out, and placed next to the brazier. Zhou Dongdong poked his head into the wooden barrel to look, and Zhou Shuling pulled it out with his collar to prevent her saliva from falling into it.

Shangguan Dandan didn't plan to eat shark intestines, nor did she plan to eat pig sausages, no matter how Liu Changan explained that it was not pig intestines, Shangguan Dandan didn't believe it, and he wanted to frame her again, Shangguan Dandan touched the thermos and drank it He took a sip of champagne and poured a full glass for Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling likes to drink rice wine the most, but she heard that Shangguan Dandan's champagne water is very expensive, so Zhou Shuling wanted to try it. She felt that it was really delicious, but she was a little worried that Shangguan Dandan was drinking the wine from such a thermos every day. Will become a drunkard.

The four of them sat down around the fire, with small stools beside each of them for placing saucers and drinks. Everyone's cheeks were flushed by the strong firelight. Liu Changan first picked up a skewer of beef and started to roast it.

The beef skewers at the barbecue stand are only eaten with the taste of seasoning, because due to cost considerations, it is impossible to use good local yellow beef. For now, all kinds of domestic beef are much more expensive than ordinary imported beef , and the taste is much better.

The beef that restaurants often use to make high-priced dishes is completely different from the beef used to make barbecue.

Liu Changan is now using yellow beef. Yellow beef often gives people a real "beef taste", not the kind of tenderness that seems to be added with starch or meat tenderizer. It is slightly stinky and chewy. , the shredded meat is full of juice, the color will not turn black after roasting, and its meaty taste will not be covered by the seasoning, but will be stimulated more intensely.

For Liu Changan, taking a bite of a large strip of yellow beef is definitely more enjoyable than cutting it with a knife in a restaurant.

"Roasting the yellow beef first is an important ceremony at the beginning of the barbecue." Liu Changan said to the others.

But only Zhou Shuling was obedient, and she also took a string of beef skewers and grilled them next to Liu Changan's. Legs, but she has absolutely no idea what to do with lamb chops and lamb shanks, let's hold them in hand.

Liu Chang'an and Zhou Shuling's yellow beef was roasted, and Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong's were still uneatable. Zhou Shuling gave Liu Chang'an the roasted yellow beef, and said to Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong: "I will help you eat." You can roast it, Dan Dan...Your sausage can only be roasted slowly, otherwise the outside will be burnt and the inside will not be cooked yet."

"It's been a long time since I've eaten roasted camels." Shangguan Dandan said with some emotion, and handed over his white sausage to Zhou Shuling, or his daughters-in-law would be more heartwarming, Dongdong's mother would roast sausages for him, and wanted to eat camels Ya got it sorted.

The man next to him only knew how to hold the roasted fragrant yellow beef up to the noses of Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong, let them smell the aroma and then stuffed it into his own mouth.

"Can you say something that fits our ordinary family? Why haven't you eaten roasted camel for a long time? I haven't heard anyone say that in the past few hundred years." Liu Changan didn't want her to go to Qin Yanan or Zhu Juntang to eat camel again. , although this matter is very simple for Qin Yanan and Zhu Juntang, it can be arranged in one sentence.

Try not to bother others if you can do it without bothering others. Ordinary people just want to roast roast beef, roast sausage, etc. at home, instead of worrying about bothering others to get a camel to eat.

Liu Changan nodded in satisfaction with himself. After all, he has lived out the way of thinking and living habits of ordinary people, while Shangguan Dandan still retains the bad habits of the feudal ruling class, always talking about what he wants and doing, and letting others Come serve yourself.

"It's been a long time since I heard chime bells playing during dinner, it's been a long time since I saw hundreds of people dancing during dinner, it's been a long time since I watched a vaudeville troupe perform during dinner, it's been a long time since..."

"Stop." Liu Changan handed the freshly roasted beef to Shangguan Dandan, "If you have time to go to the Huwu Museum, there will be a chime bell performance, then I will buy you a steamed bun, and you will listen to the chime bell while eating it. Reminisce about your imperial life."

Shangguan Dandan had beef strips that could be stuffed into his mouth, so he didn't want to pay attention to Liu Changan, and didn't want to feel any emotion, while signaling Liu Changan with his eyes to roast beef strips for her, otherwise she would keep talking so much that he couldn't listen .

Zhou Shuling couldn't understand what Shangguan Dandan said, but she just thought it was funny that Shangguan Dandan often made Liu Changan feel helpless with her, pulled the roasted meat off the iron spit, and fed it to Liu Changan who was busy feeding Shangguan Dandan. He also fed it to Zhou Dongdong, who held lamb chops and leg of lamb in his hand and could not roast, but only knew how to open his mouth.

"Eat more yourself." Liu Chang'an said to Zhou Shuling, "Others take advantage of the winter to store up more meat to make themselves plump. Look, you are as thin as Zhu Juntang."

Zhou Shuling looked down at herself, and said that she was as thin as Zhu Juntang, which must be a bit exaggerated. After all, her breasts and buttocks looked like a mature woman, which was very different from that of a young girl.

Zhu Juntang is not thin, even a relatively healthy and normal girl's figure, which can be considered uneven.

However, compared to a while ago, I did lose a little weight, mainly because I have been more devoted and serious in dancing recently, and I have consumed a lot of fat.

It seems that this person usually likes to ridicule her for being fat again, but in fact he still likes her a little meaty, so Zhou Shuling quickly took a few skewers of pork belly and roasted them.

"I...I wore a set of corset thermal underwear today, and you see that the thermal pants and the hip-wrapping skirt are black, which makes me look thinner." Zhou Shuling explained that she is not thin, even though women like to be thin One point, according to Zhou Shuling's own standards, I think she is still a bit fat, but maybe men don't see it that way. He likes a more voluptuous figure, just like Li Hongfang.

Walking with Li Hongfang today, Zhou Shuling couldn't help but take a few glances at Li Hongfang's lower body. This woman's buttocks are so beautiful.

Liu Changan glanced at it and nodded. The thermal pants and hip-wrapping skirt are both pretty good-looking. Zhou Shuling is also getting better at dressing herself up, at least much better than when she had frequent blind dates. Clothes, it's not like you have repeatedly fought and failed in the blind date market... No, it's not her problem. When she was dressed in a simple way, Quan Xing and Mi Gaoming also pursued her passionately.

After eating the barbecue, Liu Changan put Zhou Dongdong under his armpit and went upstairs. Zhou Shuling cleaned up downstairs. There were a few pieces of charcoal that were only half burnt. .

"Dandan, you go upstairs first, and they will eat all your favorite snacks later." Zhou Shuling said to Shangguan Dandan who was standing beside her. She was used to Shangguan Dandan not working, but she always It is to watch others work with encouraging and appreciative eyes.

"Xiaoling, in fact, you and Liu Chang'an have lived together for a long time." Shangguan glanced at Zhou Shuling's stomach lightly, but couldn't see anything. Zhou Shuling's waist was soft, not the kind that was flat and thin, but A relatively round shape, that is, a thin waist but soft to the touch, not shriveled and tight skin, which is not good-looking or sexy even if it is thin.

"Ah...you said that." Zhou Shuling was a little embarrassed, she shook her head with a smile, and didn't care, Shangguan Dandan liked to associate her with Liu Changan, Zhou Shuling knew it was Shangguan Dandan's kindness and preference, So never bothered.

"When Dongdong and I didn't know what to eat this morning because we only had 20 yuan for breakfast..."

Zhou Shuling touched her pocket, there seemed to be 100 yuan in her pocket today, she took it out and handed it to Shangguan Dandan.