I'm really immortal

Shangguan Dandan's eyes were calm and indifferent, two fingers stretched out from his sleeves, and he took them without fumes, and slid them into his sleeve pockets with a wave of his palms, patted them worriedly, and then said: "We I met Professor Liu, the very powerful Professor Liu you said, and she invited us to have breakfast."

"Professor Liu is quite a nice person. He feels very comfortable in dealing with people, elegant and cultured, and has a good temperament." Zhou Shuling said enviously.

Even though Zhou Dongdong had seen that Professor Liu was not good at eating at all, Zhou Shuling still felt that Liu Yuewang was very good and was not convinced by Zhou Dongdong's theory.

"Liu Chang'an stayed at Liu Yuewang's house last night, but Liu Yuewang was not at home." Shangguan Dandan looked at Zhou Shuling with suggestive eyes, hoping that she would understand.

Zhou Shuling was startled when she saw Shangguan Dandan, the iron chisel in her hand fell into the bucket, her teeth chattered nervously, "You...you can't talk nonsense, why Liu Changan stayed at her house, Liu Yuewang should be here Home? You... what did you find?"

Shangguan frowned lightly, stroked the smooth and unpainted lid of the thermos, and understood after a little doubt, "Where are you going...you are upstairs above him, and he didn't sleep with you, of course he wouldn't let you sleep." Liu Yuewang sleeps with him."

Zhou Shuling's cheeks were flushed, and she tugged on her skirt. The hip-wrapping skirt has this problem. After sitting for a long time, it will inevitably shrink up, and the skirt is getting shorter and shorter, as if she is deliberately showing off.

"I'm thinking about the conditions for pregnancy due to induction. Liu Changan and An Nuan are next to Liu Yuewang, which may cause Liu Yuewang to become pregnant due to induction. Liu Changan has been sleeping under your bed, but you have not been pregnant due to induction. It may be because of Liu Changan Sleeping alone, not with a woman to accompany her..."

Zhou Shuling didn't know what Shangguan Dandan was talking nonsense, so she pushed Shangguan Dandan to the stairs and told her to go upstairs to eat.

Shangguan Dandan didn't go upstairs, nor did she continue talking. She stood on the stairs and waited for Zhou Shuling to finish her work, then took Zhou Shuling's hand and went upstairs together.

Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong were sitting together eating fruit, Liu Changan was eating a pomegranate, Zhou Dongdong was eating an unpeeled sugarcane.

"Zhou Dongdong, is sugarcane a fruit?" Liu Changan decided to incorporate education into her daily life, using her interests and hobbies to teach, which reflects a very high level of teaching and experience.

"Yes!" Zhou Dongdong said loudly.

"Sugarcane is the stem of a plant. From a botanical point of view, it is not a fruit, and bananas are not a fruit." Liu Changan said. Of course, it is not a problem to say that eating sugarcane and bananas is eating fruit in daily life. .

"I know!" Zhou Dongdong gnawed off the skin of a section of sugarcane, and then stuffed the sugarcane into Liu Changan's mouth. Brother Changan didn't like his pomegranate, and always told Zhou Dongdong some useless things , must want to eat Zhou Dongdong's sugar cane.

Just like when Zhou Dongdong wanted to eat his food, he would surround him and ask questions.

Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Chang'an and remembered Shangguan Dandan's words, she felt a little hot, but in order to show that her peace of mind regarding Liu Chang'an as her family was not affected, she still sat beside Liu Chang'an.

Shangguan Dandan pulled out the sugarcane from Liu Changan's mouth, and returned it to Zhou Dongdong. Shangguan Dandan didn't want to be like them and only knew how to eat. It is comfortable to sleep when you are full.

Zhou Shuling took out a box of mints in her shopping bag, and was about to open it, but found that something was wrong. "Mint" was "mint", but it was not mint candy, but a mint-flavored family planning product.

Liu Changan turned his head and found that Zhou Shuling was holding a box of condoms in his hand, "So you like mint flavor."

"No, it's in here!" Zhou Shuling quickly threw it away, "Obviously you bought it yourself!"

"Why would I buy this, I never use it." Liu Changan picked it up and put it in Zhou Shuling's pocket, "It's nothing to be ashamed of, it's just a daily necessities."

"I really didn't buy it, I got it in this shopping bag." Zhou Shuling quickly took it out and threw it to Liu Chang'an, falteringly reminding: "You...you and An Nuan, you still need to use it."

Liu Changan took it apart, and under Zhou Shuling's dumbfounded gaze, he made three balloon ponies that smelled like mint and placed them on the table.

Seeing that Zhou Dongdong finished eating one section of sugarcane and began to gnaw the next section of sugarcane husk, he turned around and noticed the pony. Zhou Shuling hurried upstairs with the three ponies in his arms.

Zhou Shuling ran upstairs, looked at the three ponies, and then felt that something was wrong. It really wasn't Liu Changan who bought it. He is a brave person, and he would not deny that he bought it.

If it wasn't Liu Chang'an, then Shangguan Dandan, it was impossible for Zhou Dongdong to buy it because he thought it was peppermint candy. Zhou Dongdong didn't know such a complicated word "mint".

Most likely, Shangguan Dandan thought it was mints... No, remembering what Shangguan Dandan said downstairs just now, could it be... Could it be that Shangguan Dandan wants to make herself and Liu Changan... and is afraid that Zhou Shuling will become pregnant?

God, what is Dan Dan thinking about every day?Zhou Shuling's cheeks were hot, and she couldn't help hugging the three ponies tightly.

Hey... so oily!

diudiao～

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Liu Changan, Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan slept on the sofa for a while. Liu Changan woke up first. He had other things to do at night and didn't plan to have dinner at home. He went upstairs to talk to Zhou Shuling and saw that she was still shy. The appearance, can't help but a little funny.

The charm of a young girl and the shyness of a woman have always been the two most beautiful styles of women.

Liu Changan didn't care too much about what she was thinking about, it was nothing more than those three ponies, Liu Changan said that he never used it, but it was true, but any sect master, swordsman, master, emperor, general, lord, sir in history, Big Brother, Senior Brother, Master, Junior Brother, Patriarch, Uncle, etc. have used similar things... It’s not a good experience just to try or if both parties are not familiar with each other.

The earliest similar products used sheep cecum. Many people know this, but few people know that until the 90s, sheep cecum products still accounted for 5.00% to 20.00% of this market share, and the sales volume was even higher. That's almost [-]%...it's an expensive natural product.

Westerners especially love sheep deeply.

The main manufacturing centers of these things are the slaughtering country and New Zealand with a large number of sheep, which perfectly fits the Western positioning of places like the slaughtering country and New Zealand. Isn't the land of exile the most suitable for producing these?

Thinking of sheep, it is inevitable to think of bleating on the other side. Liu Changan frowned, and then rushed to the top of Lushan Mountain. He planned to continue investigating the women's health care center tonight. He hoped to act together with Qin Yanan. The last time he acted with Qin Yanan was at Lushan Mountain. When I was in the valley, I felt pretty good.

When he came to the Xiangjiang River, which he had passed countless times, Liu Changan saw someone fishing by the river, and he thought of Du Mu's "Drinking Alone":

It is snowing outside the window, and the wine tank is opened by the stove.

How is it like fishing a boat in the rain, sleeping on the autumn river under the canopy?

Perhaps because of Du Mu's background, Du Mu's "Drinking Alone" has the true sense of chic that Liu Changan appreciates, and it also reflects what Liu Changan has always believed: loneliness is the normal state of life.

Compared with Du Fu's "Drinking Alone" which "has no profound meaning", it is a bit reluctant. Du Fu only reached his Dzogchen realm after "Boundless Falling Trees".

Of course, it doesn't mean that before Du Fu didn't have Dzogchen, he was not as good as others.

Liu Chang'an was thinking about these people from the old times, but unknowingly walked to the fishing place by the river.

The fishing brother set up a fishing tent. This kind of tent is different from general camping tents. Common camping tents tend to be equilateral triangles, while single-person fishing tents are often A-shaped. As for ice fishing tents, they are polygonal. Mainly.

The fishing tent is breathable, quick to set up and open, sun-proof, mosquito-proof and rain-proof. It is really a good companion for fishing. Liu Changan looked at it and felt very good.

"The harvest is good." Liu Changan saw a lot of goods in the big fishing bucket outside the tent, obviously not to avoid the Air Force from going to the vegetable market to buy.

"Yeah, do you want to come in and hide from the rain?" The younger brother warmly invited Liu Changan, seeing that Liu Changan was handsome and gentle, and there seemed to be a drizzle outside.

Liu Changan bent down and got in. The little brother's tent was relatively big, and it wasn't crowded when two people sat in it. The little brother poured a cup of hot water and handed it to Liu Changan.

"It's comfortable." Liu Changan said enviously. In fact, many ancient people were not very comfortable and warm in the real state of "sleeping on the autumn river with a fluffy bottom". After all, there are very few people who fish by boat.

"Yeah, Nas is pretty cool." The little brother squinted his eyes, showing a state of complete happiness, "I've been out for three days."

"Then where do you sleep?" Liu Changan looked at the tent, and it was still a bit difficult for him to sleep.

"In the car, my car is parked over there." The little brother casually pointed in one direction.

"Have you brushed your teeth?" Liu Changan didn't smell a strong breath, but he still cared a little.

The little brother froze for a moment, then nodded with a smile, never expecting someone to ask this.

Liu Changan nodded and felt that this is probably the state that many fishermen love. In the small fishing tent, there is hot water and food, and there is drizzle outside the tent. Sitting here seems like the world is so big. Many people are obsessed.

For many people, fishing is more addictive than doing anything else. What they like is the feeling that people are out of reality and their souls are floating.

Liu Changan sat for a while, then bid farewell after drinking the hot water.

After this stroll, when I walked to the top of the mountain and looked back, the whole county was already lit up with thousands of lights and a bright neon night scene. Liu Changan stood on the viewing platform and turned his head, only the living room of Qin Yanan's suite was lit. I turned on an orange light, and the reflected light also made people breathe a sigh of relief. It was the kind of feeling that would warm you when you saw home in front of you.

Walking into Qin Yanan's home, Liu Changan saw Qin Yanan sitting on the sofa, beside him there was a small padded jacket with air leakage and an ice pack for cooling. Sure enough, life is always prone to illusions, just now he actually felt warm downstairs?

"Baa!" Zhu Juntang yelled unexpectedly when he saw Liu Changan, and then continued to rub a silicone round handle on Qin Yanan's belly. She was collecting information about the gestational sac.

"Why are you here?" Qin Yanan was pleasantly surprised, and there was a sense of shame in his voice, because Liu Changan had not informed her that he would come, but now she is showing her belly... There is no way, Zhu Juntang again Being pestering and annoying, Qin Yanan had no choice but to cooperate with her.

"have dinner."

Liu Changan stood at the door for a long time before he changed his shoes and walked in, and then he found the most sufficient reason.

"Okay, I happen to have sheep's eyes at home, I'll make them for you to eat." Qin Yanan pushed Zhu Juntang away, pulled down her skirt and stood up.

"I just said that I want you to cook porridge for me, but you said you were too lazy to move!" Zhu Juntang sat on the ground angrily. Such obvious double standards and differential treatment, don't you know that the common people hate double standards and differential treatment the most? !

"You eat so badly. Let me make porridge for you. Don't eat the porridge if it's not good-looking. Don't drink it if it's thick or thin. Don't drink salty porridge. Don't drink sweet porridge. Don't drink it if it's bland. Don’t drink, just eat fresh fish porridge, you can’t see that there is fish meat and crab meat, I’m too lazy to serve you.” Qin Yanan can also make porridge that can meet Zhu Juntang’s requirements, but it’s too troublesome, she is a pregnant woman, and can’t So much work.

"I don't eat sheep's eyes, cook me something else." Zhu Juntang doesn't think it's too much, if it's a girl from an ordinary family with an annual income of 1000 million, of course she is a princess if she eats so tricky I'm sick, I'm too spoiled, but I don't have any problems eating like this.

It can also provide a huge amount of work time for many people.

A huge amount of working hours means more salary, and it's not too hard, just patience and care.

Many people just have a lot of time, and they can make a lot of money by saving some of the time they spend playing mobile phones to work for Zhu Juntang. This cannot even be called capitalist oppression and exploitation.

Isn't that a good thing?Benefiting others and benefiting oneself, why not do it.

"Didn't you bring the sheep's eyes?" Qin Yanan remembered correctly, Zhu Juntang brought Jin Xiaomei here, and Jin Xiaomei handed the sheep's eyes to Qin Yanan and left.

"I brought sheep's eyes here to disgust you, who told you to humiliate me first?" Zhu Juntang was depressed because Qin Yanan didn't feel nauseated or sick when he saw the sheep's eyes. She was indeed a fake pregnant woman.

"The sheep's eyes are so delicious. I haven't eaten them for a long time. The sheep's eyes have tendons and cartilage, and the taste is soft and tough. The sheep fat explodes in the mouth, and the juice in the eyeballs drips. After chewing, swallow it. It's delicious." Liu Changan originally I said it casually, but when I heard that there were sheep eyes to eat, I was looking forward to it. I reminded Qin Yanan, "It can be roasted directly after marinating, or it can be fried and then roasted. There is no need for stewing soup, it is better to eat other haggis. "

"Okay, I'll deal with it first." Qin Yanan smiled slightly, knowing that he would like to eat this, of course Qin Yanan knew Zhu Juntang's purpose for bringing this, but a little fairy like Zhu Juntang who floats around all day without touching the ground , How do you know that the ingredients in the world are delicious?

Zhu Juntang folded her hands on her chest and got angry. She obviously came to play a prank on Qin Yanan, but it failed completely, and Liu Changan got a good fortune.

Qin Yanan went to the kitchen, and Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang.

"You were bleating just now, but you ended up feeding someone else the goat's eyes. Don't you feel that you are offended?" Liu Chang'an couldn't understand Zhu Juntang, a special creature like this.

"I am a fairy baa, and I am not of the same species as ordinary baa. The difference...the difference is like...that is, it is very big." Zhu Juntang wanted to find an example that looked the same, but was actually very different, and couldn't find it for a while. Come on, forget it.

"Yes, the difference is as big as you and me, and you and I are not of the same breed." Liu Changan nodded in agreement.

Zhu Juntang's eyes turned around suspiciously, a little suspicious that Liu Changan was implying something, or secretly attacked her but she didn't know or couldn't understand for the time being.

Ordinary people speak with the word "pair" to emphasize it, but he and she are not of the same breed, so why should we emphasize it?

She is a fairy, he is a bad old man, the difference is too big.

Zhu Juntang didn't continue to think about anything, anyway, he was thinking about how to torture her, train her every day, trying to turn her into a walking corpse who obeyed his orders, a robot who only knew how to read, just like... like Yan Qingcheng.

Chapter 792 Able to Train Sheep

Zhu Juntang is surprisingly similar to Zhou Dongdong. When they are thinking about a problem, their eyes will turn around, as if they are afraid that others will not know that their small heads are filled with brains and can function normally.

There is only one thing Liu Chang'an is sure of. Zhu Juntang's thinking is out of the ordinary, and he likes to fantasize. If you discuss normal events in a normal society with such a person, you will often find her ideas incredible and out of common sense.

But once her thinking diverges on abnormal events, looking for the absurd truth behind it, and discovering secrets that deviate from people's usual cognition, it will be extremely effective and accurate.

For example, she once deduced that Liu Chang'an was immortal and could not reproduce normally. She saw that Liu Chang'an and the Qin family had an intersection, so she deduced that Liu Chang'an was Ye Chenyu... He just thought that Liu Changan was Ye Chenyu's heir.

Liu Chang'an knew that what he said just now had already made her suspicious, and she wanted to think about it.

He wasn't afraid that she would guess the truth, but what made him frown a bit was that she dared to spit at him now. If she knew the truth, wouldn't she shit on his head?

As soon as Zhu Juntang returned to Junsha two years later, he wore socks that were said to be unbreakable, and said that he would ride on Liu Changan's head to do his best.

Although she was beaten up by Liu Changan on the spot, this flag still made people feel unhappy.

"I'm going to catch strange beasts tonight." Liu Changan said quickly, diverting Zhu Juntang's attention so that she wouldn't find something after thinking wildly.

"Grabbing what? Mutton rice with one hand?" Zhu Juntang still sat on the ground, clasping his hands in front of his chest to protest, "Although I am not the same species as ordinary bleats, you don't have to know how to eat bleats all day long. I suspect that the reason you want to eat mutton rice with fingers is because of my fairy."

"A strange beast, an unusual strange, an unusual monster, a monster." Liu Chang'an was patient. The abnormal person pretended to be cute endlessly. He really wanted to smash her head off. His smile became gentler, "You I still remember playing cards at Qin Yanan's house once, you were tied up by hand tape and writhed like a maggot on the sofa, and said that you would never play with us again. It was obviously your own fault, but I still coaxed you to tell you about some abnormal creatures you would meet in the future , I will take you to play."

Zhu Juntang thought for a while, it seems that there is such a thing, but it is not as disgusting as Liu Changan said, what is writhing on the sofa like a maggot, she is obviously a sense of restraint full of artistic style, and the delicate appearance and beauty of a fairy The still ethereal temperament blends together to form a shocking aesthetic feeling.

Zhu Juntang did not remember how Qin Yanan and Liu Changan praised him at that time.

"Then I'm going." Of course, Zhu Juntang couldn't miss such a thing. I still remember that time when I tracked down bats with Liu Changan, and finally met the ancestor of the vampire. Zhu Juntang even spat on her, making her absorb the fairy Qi revived.

It was also the time when Liu Changan flew on her back and forced her to admit that she was his fairy sheep mount. Although she was frightened and trembling at the time, it was quite exciting to think about it later. Fairies should not be afraid of flying. belong to the sky.

"I met a water monkey a few days ago." Liu Changan told Zhu Juntang the ins and outs of Li Hongfang's discovery of a suspected supernatural event, and finally found the water monkey, hiding the relevant details such as the water monkey's essence infusion...not suitable for children.

"I'm going! I'm going to catch a lot of water monkeys and put them in my aquarium." Zhu Juntang finally stood up from the ground, shaking Liu Changan's arm excitedly, "I also want to vaccinate them, To prevent them from getting rabies, I heard that the monkeys in Mount Emei have rabies, so they often attack tourists, and the people of Mount Emei didn’t help me drive away the monkeys, so I didn’t go to play. But there is no golden monkey in Shenlongjia, and Sun Wukong is the ancestor of the golden monkey. "

There are so many slots, Liu Changan didn't know where to start.

"Do you think water monkeys are wild animals that live in water? They are still kept in the aquarium. Isn't your aquarium connected to the bathroom? When you still want to take a bath, there are a group of water monkeys watching you, can't you take a bath?" Liu Changan swung his arm out of Zhu Juntang's arms...Qin Yanan hugged his arm, but he pulled it out, and the word "swing" usually means that there are no obstacles in the left, right, front, back, and it can be swung.

"That's true." Zhu Juntang nodded with a slightly thoughtless expression, "I have raised many pets, but I have never raised monkeys, and I have no experience. There are many orangutans in the laboratory... By the way, Grandpa, Monkey King Is it the ancestor of the golden monkey?"

"Golden snub-nosed monkey moves slowly and calmly, gracefully and quietly. Do you think it looks like Monkey King? You can't say for sure... The real Monkey King may be very elegant, but it's just being performed by others. When you talk about Monkey King, you always think It’s easy to think of Mr. Liuhua’s version.” Liu Chang’an thought for a while, and then glared at Zhu Juntang, “I’ll take you to play and learn a lot. What I saw this time may not be a water monkey, maybe it’s something else. thing."

"Okay!" Zhu Juntang took out the phone and looked at Liu Changan expectantly, "Do you need any equipment from me? I found that my mother is just like Iron Man, and has mastered the power of technology beyond the times."

The iron man Zhu Juntang said is not Wang Jinxi, but the name of Iron Man in Hong Kong and Taiwan. Wang Jinxi is a representative of the hard-working working people. Spirit, thousands of iron men gave the country reborn from the ashes the initial development foundation and laid the foundation for the next 40 years of achievements.

"No need." Liu Changan himself is a weapon in the world, and there is no problem in protecting the rare and rare small animals nearby.

Liu Changan glanced at Zhu Juntang, who was a little disappointed because Liu Changan refused to accept help, and was looking for Zhu Juntang to add drama to him.

It was the first time even Liu Changan had seen a creature like her, which was indeed quite rare.

"Oh, I remembered. You said Li Hongfang just now. She is the old tea cake that Yaya talked about, right?" After Zhu Juntang confirmed that he could participate in the operation of catching strange beasts, the second focus of his attention was of course gossip. Especially the gossip related to Liu Changan.

"Old tea cake?" Liu Chang'an looked at Zhu Juntang suspiciously, what is this called?

"Generally speaking, we talk about those who have just graduated from high school and entered college and have a lot of drama..."

Just as Zhu Juntang finished speaking this sentence, Liu Changan grabbed his head.