I'm really immortal

Liu Yuewang was dumbfounded and blushed. She watched him walk to the door before shouting, "Hey! Hey! Professor Liu! Grandpa Liu..."

Professor Liu Jianshe is of course much younger than Liu Yehong, but he can be regarded as a contemporary person. It is no problem for Professor Liu to be called Grandpa Liu. Unfortunately, even if he is called Grandpa, he still left without looking back.

After Liu Changan closed the door, he couldn't hear Liu Yuewang's yelling. He looked back at the password input panel, not worried that someone would break in and do whatever he wanted with Professor Liu who had no power to resist.

Ordinary people would never have thought of this seemingly complex password system, but the password is as simple as 123456, and the brain circuits of Liu Yuewang and Zhu Juntang inadvertently resonated, and the third person who could resonate with their brain circuits... ...Only someone like Zhou Shuling could be there, and Zhou Shuling wouldn't run over.

What's more, he can be sure that Qin Yanan should also put Zhu Juntang down. The first thing Zhu Juntang came down from the ceiling must be to run here to see what happened, and Professor Liu was saved.

Zhu Juntang's curiosity is as strong as that of a three-year-old child, ignorant and fearless.

Liu Changan didn't plan to go back to see Yan Huaye right away, since he had already decided to take care of Yan Huaye and Yan Qingcheng's mother and daughter, there would be plenty of opportunities and time to meet in the future.

I won't go to the afternoon class... Liu Changan sighed, originally planned to study seriously this semester, but fortunately, what he thought at the beginning was to skip class as little as possible, not "never skip class", so he skipped once in a while The class is also reasonable.

Everyone is like this. I am too stubborn and persistent, so it is inevitable that I am a little independent. Ordinary college students should look like ordinary college students.

What kind of ordinary college students do not skip classes?

So Liu Changan stood outside the door, pinched his face against the glass curtain wall, and returned to the appearance of Liu Changan, an ordinary college student.

go back first.

Liu Changan walked home, opened the door, and heard the sound of the TV in the living room. Shangguan stared blankly, barely opening his eyes to watch the TV. Seeing Liu Changan coming home, he looked more sober and pursed his lips. Poured a glass of champagne and drank it.

The champagne water is really delicious, Li Hongfang can do things, has a big butt, and looks good at giving birth. I don't know when Liu Changan will be lucky with her.

Shangguan Dandan beckoned to Liu Chang'an, wanting to teach him the opportunity face to face, to teach him that there are flowers that can be broken straight, and don't wait for the flowers to change color.

Liu Chang'an ignored her, and Shangguan waved at people indifferently, making people feel that she was teasing cats and dogs: Come here quickly, and I will give you meat buns to eat.

That's how Shangguan Dandan greeted Lu Sien, but Lu Sien felt that Shangguan Dandan was just a bone with no flesh, with a low status, so he didn't pay much attention to her, only when Shangguan Dandan took out the meat bun, would he run over shaking his head.

He took out his mobile phone because he saw Zhou Dongdong lying on the ground, lifting his legs from time to time to swipe in the air, and then arching his body.

The movements are relatively frequent, and it looks like a maggot arching, very similar.

After taking a video with his mobile phone, Liu Changan frowned and asked, "What are you doing?"

His house is an old house, and he didn't actively install the fashionable porcelain panels in the 90s, nor did he install wooden floors later... He was too lazy to take care of and maintain it. It would be better not to lay wooden floors without taking care of and maintaining them.

The cement floor is easy to accumulate dust, Zhou Dongdong rubbed on the ground like this, obviously lacking fear of Zhou Shuling's magical skill of beating children.

"I'm practicing Kung Fu." Zhou Dongdong felt that practicing Kung Fu was similar to studying, and he shouldn't be beaten if he stained his clothes because of studying, so he was not afraid for the time being, and told Chang'an brother calmly that he was learning Kung Fu.

"Maggot fist?" Liu Changan remembered Zhu Juntang's Alpaca Kungfu. It is a very traditional naming method to learn animal movements and name them "XX fist", such as horse boxing, monkey boxing, tiger boxing and so on.

Now that Zhu Juntang invented the Alpaca Kung Fu, it is normal for Zhou Dongdong to make a maggot punch. These two people have many similarities, for example, they are both the bottom ones in the whole grade.

"She's practicing carp kicking." Shangguan Dandan chuckled, and had no objection to Moth not coming over to listen to his mother's instruction, but being attracted by Zhou Dongdong.

"Is this what you do for carp sticking? Carp will be silent when they see it, and even willing to jump into the pot to be braised in brown sauce, and don't want to admit that you are carp sticking out." Liu Changan shook his head.

He lifted Zhou Dongdong up to stand, and then took a few photos of her dusty back.

"What is that like?"

Zhou Dongdong lay down again, then raised his legs and scrambled in the air, "Is it like this? I watched a good guy get hit by a bad guy on TV, and he just got up like this."

"That's called Oolong Chuanzhu."

Liu Changan took off his coat, and showed Zhou Dongdong the two movements of Oolong Stirring Column and Carp Stretching.

"I want to learn!" Zhou Dongdong hurriedly hugged Liu Changan's thigh, his dark eyes were wide open, full of enthusiasm for learning.

Liu Changan patted his back in a leisurely manner, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, "The most important thing in these two movements is to use your waist, but do you have a waist?"

"I have a waist!" Zhou Dongdong said hastily, and then felt around his body, trying to find out the waist.

Liu Changan pointed to his belly button, waist and chest, "See, this section is the waist, and the existence of this section is the key to being able to use Oolong Chuanzhu and carp to straighten up."

Zhou Dongdong also picked up his clothes, and then looked at his round belly, where is Dongdong's waist?

The top of the belly seems to be the chest, not like Brother Changan's belly and chest. There is a section between the belly and the chest. Such a discovery surprised Zhou Dongdong, "Where is my waist?"

"You don't have a waist." Liu Changan told her the cruel reality.

"Oh... I have a waist... my waist, my waist... oh..." Zhou Dongdong insisted that he had a waist, but after observing and observing, he couldn't find his own waist, so he howled and jumped up Guan Dandan, "Sister Dandan, do you have a waist?"

Shangguan Dandan held the thermos pot on the table to block Liu Changan's sight, slid down slowly, sat between the electric heating table and the sofa, and then pulled up his clothes a little so that Zhou Dongdong could look at his waist, and then he was full of Looking at Zhou Dongdong's expression expectantly.

"I don't have a waist... only I don't have a waist. Where's my waist... Where's my waist..." Zhou Dongdong was very sad. Why didn't he have a waist? When his mother gave birth to him, he deliberately made himself round. Yes, he has become a round kid with no waist. Do only people who look like strips have waists?

Chapter 835 The Zombie Queen

Liu Changan had just sent Zhou Shuling the photos he took and the video of Zhou Dongdong writhing on the ground, when he saw Zhou Shuling walking into the living room while looking at her phone.

Zhou Dongdong, who was howling on the edge of the sofa, immediately stood up. She opened her mouth and howled, but it was just a gesture, not really a child who was so sad that she burst into tears.

Just seeing her mother's expression, Zhou Dongdong knew that it was time to beat the child again. She rolled her eyes, whether she got under the electric heating table, or bravely rushed out of the room from her mother at the speed of a gyro man at the speed of light. Where is the door?

Obviously practicing martial arts is the same as studying, and you shouldn't be beaten if you stain your clothes, but my mother obviously doesn't agree with this truth.

But Zhou Dongdong found that his mother stopped and stared at Brother Chang'an's back.

Brother Chang'an was waiting for something with a smile on his face. When he found that his mother hadn't moved, he also turned to look at his mother. So Zhou Dongdong stood beside the electric heating table, ready to check the situation first.

"Why is there dust on your shirt?" Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Chang'an suspiciously. Recently, she had found out wittily that when Zhou Dongdong did those stupid things, if Liu Chang'an was there, he would probably be involved too!

"Cough... this..." Liu Changan specially took off his coat when he was demonstrating to Zhou Dongdong, who would have thought that there would be a clueless flaw.

Could it be that the waist has been used less recently, and the waist is not strong enough?Liu Changan was so skeptical.

"Hehehehe..." Shangguan laughed faintly, it seemed that Xiaoling was influenced by his side, learned Gongdou's skills, and finally became a little witty.

I don't know when the other daughters-in-law will show some learning results. Shangguan Dandan hopes that they will start some palace fighting activities if they have nothing to do, so that Shangguan Dandan can participate in it more deeply and show the empress dowager's experience in palace fighting And the control of the overall situation.

Of course, these palace fighting activities must be controlled under a certain intensity. Like the ancient traditional palace fighting, the method of killing people at every turn is not allowed. Shangguan Dandan decided that Su Nanxiu must not participate in it, otherwise it will inevitably get out of control and hurt Shangguan Dandan's beloved daughters-in-law.

"You're the one pushing her to roll on the ground again?" Zhou Shuling turned her head to look at Zhou Dongdong who was observing the situation, and stared at Liu Chang'an with the eyes of the culprit.

"How could it be? When I came back, she was on the ground. If you want to blame you, you have to blame that person holding a thermos to watch the fun." This is really bloody. Liu Changan has always used positive methods to persuade Zhou Dongdong to study Progress, why would you push Zhou Dongdong to roll on the ground?

For example, he was teaching her Kung Fu just now, which was also for the purpose of strengthening her body and increasing her hobbies.

"It's you! It's you! It's you!" Zhou Shuling couldn't possibly find trouble with Shangguan Dandan, she raised her hand and patted the dusty place on Liu Changan's shirt, taking the opportunity to hit him.

"Why do you beat people without any reason?"

Zhou Shuling slapped him again, and it ended up hitting his ass. The tentacles turned out to be slightly elastic but firm and plump. She couldn't help but feel her cheeks heat up. She quickly withdrew her hand and squeezed her five fingers together. , a little shy, "You have ashes on your butt, isn't that evidence?"

However, Liu Changan just happened to see that Zhou Shuling's skirt was also covered with dust from unknown sources, so he took the opportunity to pat it, "You also have dust on your buttocks? I think you are also suspicious. It must be you who taught Zhou Dongdong to be here Rolled on the ground, slipped away before I came back, and then came back to frame me again."

"Ah... woo... How can I be so boring?" Zhou Shuling shuddered, sobbing in her throat, hurriedly cleared up, "I'm not that boring."

After finishing speaking, she slapped Liu Chang'an a little unconvinced. Anyway, he saw Zhou Dongdong rolling on the ground, took a video and photo first, and didn't try to pull her up. This is a fact.

Liu Changan looked at Zhou Shuling's tightly wrapped velvet skirt, and thought of Professor Liu's equally graceful and full curves lying on the tatami mat. He couldn't help thinking that the best way to punish these women's buttocks is to spank them. Thinking this way, The palm fell down again.

This blow was heavier, Zhou Shuling felt ashamed and hurt, so she quickly fought back and hit him a few more times.

It's just that when she turned her head, she found that Zhou Dongdong was watching herself and Liu Chang'an fighting with each other, with her hands clasped together, her mouth slightly opened, her eyes full of anticipation.

This kind of look is exactly the same as when Liu Changan wants to watch Zhou Shuling beat a child!

Zhou Shuling suddenly became angry, turned around and went to the back of the TV to pull out the bamboo stick, ready to teach this bold and stupid child a lesson, but he actually knew the joke about watching his mother?

"Aw..." Seeing his mother turn around and walk towards the TV aggressively, Zhou Dongdong realized that the bamboo stick, which is more powerful than the golden cudgel, was hidden there, so run away!Zhou Dongdong swung his round claws, twisted his body, rushed to the door, and hurried downstairs.

"I see where you can go, you won't be able to come back to eat!" Zhou Shuling chased to the door angrily, threatening with her hands on her hips, but she didn't chase.

There is really no way, Zhou Dongdong runs up and down every day, and running away on the stairs is like walking on flat ground, Zhou Shuling can't do it, she wants her butt to look better, so she wears high heels.

Thinking of this, Zhou Shuling went back to the living room and slapped Liu Changan. Was it because he said her butt was more upturned and beautiful that she wanted to wear high heels every day?Otherwise, she would have caught up with Zhou Dongdong just now.

"Dongdong won't come back until dinner time." Shangguan Dandan watched the family's daily farce with relish, and said with insatiable meaning, and quickly poured champagne water to drink, which slightly dilutes the unsatisfactory feeling.

"You have to pay attention to the education method, if you don't want to hit the child." Liu Chang'an took back the bamboo strip from Zhou Shuling's hand.

This thing is most powerful in summer and autumn, when it is drawn on the skin, it will be like a red mark like a stave. Now this timing can only serve as a strategic deterrent. Zhou Shuling can't use this thing to draw Zhou Dongdong. Face.

Zhou Dongdong often clenches his fists and huddles in his sleeve pockets. It is still difficult to use bamboo strips to produce practical effects, but Zhou Dongdong's reaction still shows its horror.

"Children are not beaten at home when they are young, but they will be beaten outside when they grow up. I would rather she be beaten at home." Zhou Shuling's educational concept is very simple, and she feels amused when she said it, "If you don't know how to beat a child, this is actually a you said."

"Do you know what happened in Ming Dynasty in 1509?" Liu Changan shook his head and said to Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling's eyes widened, knowing that Liu Chang'an often judged others, and Zhou Shuling was also the one who was often judged. Did he think that Zhou Shuling had studied hard recently and made progress, so he raised such a profound historical knowledge question?

"How do I know!" Zhou Shuling thought for a while, she hadn't read any books on history recently, so it was reasonable for her not to be able to answer.

"Daming 1509... that was after my country was stolen by thieves... many, many years, but it can be regarded as our Han orthodoxy." Shangguan Dandan sighed slightly, so he didn't pour the champagne into the lid again, Gulu gulu poured it into his mouth and drank it.

Shangguan Dandan's historical knowledge mainly comes from Liu Changan's "coffin teaching" to her, as well as online novels and TV dramas, so she can't figure out the exact number of "many, many years".

"In 1509 of the Ming Dynasty, which was the fourth year of Emperor Wuzong Zhengde of the Ming Dynasty, Wang Shouren gave lectures at the Wenming Academy, and clearly and publicly put forward the idea of ​​the unity of knowledge and action." Liu Changan said.

"Ah?" Zhou Shuling couldn't understand. Just now, he clearly said that he was not qualified to ask others not to beat children. Why did he suddenly jump to the person in the history book?

"The unity of knowledge and action is very difficult. I know in thought that it is not good to beat children all the time, but I also like to make you beat children in behavior. It's very tall, but unfortunately I'm just an ordinary person, how can I always achieve the unity of knowledge and action?" Liu Chang'an explained, "Do you understand?"

Zhou Shuling was stunned for a moment, and then patted the hem of his shirt. It seemed that the dust could not be patted off. Forget it, let him wash it for him. Zhou Shuling didn't think about the words she didn't understand, and turned to the kitchen to prepare the dishes. up.

Liu Changan smiled. The unity of knowledge and action is certainly not what he said. In fact, in the evolution of civilization, morality has become an invisible driving force for action, precisely because Chinese people have consciously or unconsciously accepted the guiding concept of "unity of knowledge and action".

For example, in the face of catastrophe, Chinese people pay more attention to "the unity of knowledge and action", the unity of thought and action, so countless touching heroic deeds will emerge.

In some countries, people don't know what "knowledge and action are united" at all, so many people come to hang wreaths, light candles, sing, commemorate, and cry, such as when a building is stepped on or someone is buried. not even one.

Because they don't know what "the unity of knowledge and action" is, it's just a group of things whose spirituality, morality, and evolution of ideological civilization are almost the same as those of beasts. One" is the concept of advanced civilization.

People who know the unity of knowledge and action will have strong contempt, puzzlement, and even a feeling of physical nausea when they look at the actions of people who have no concept of unity of knowledge and action.

"From the matter of beating children, you can talk about the unity of knowledge and action." Shangguan Dandan stood up with the thermos on his back, walked behind Liu Changan, jumped onto his back, and lay on his stomach with his arms around his neck.

"I can still analyze your menstruation today from the behavior of you lying on my back." Liu Changan turned his head away, smiling and mocking.

Shangguan Dandan tilted his head and glanced at him, not sure how he knew, but this was not something she cared about, Shangguan Dandan bit Liu Changan's neck with his mouth wide open.

Didn't he always say she was a zombie?Zombies are menstruating, isn't it natural to bite your neck to suck some blood?

Chapter 836 Cream ingredients

After Shangguan Dandan bit Liu Changan's neck, he let go of his hands and hung them on his back, then rolled his eyes upwards, staring at the TV.

There was a news broadcast on TV. A middle-aged and elderly man was admitted to the hospital. Beer bottles, screwdrivers, milk tea straws, air conditioner remote controls and other things were taken out of his intestines, weighing more than ten kilograms.

Shangguan Dandan really wanted to ask Liu Changan if he could do it, but he didn't want to let go of his neck, so he didn't ask.

Liu Changan saw the middle-aged and elderly man with the mosaic on TV being interviewed, and explained that he was betting with a friend and was pranked by a bad friend.

Disgusting thing, of course Liu Changan would not believe this explanation, turned his head and glanced at Shangguan Dandan, but she was biting his neck, her cheek was close at hand, Liu Changan turned his head, and his lips touched her forehead.

Shangguan Dandan raised his eyebrows and looked at him again, it's common for moths to kiss their mothers on the forehead, so it's hard to say whether men and women can kiss or not, Shangguan Dandan didn't care, and continued to stare at the TV.

Changing the news, Liu Changan also diverted his attention, shook his body, and wanted to shake Shangguan Dandan off, but her body was shaken left and right, but her teeth still bit Liu Changan's neck.

Liu Changan really wanted to spin at a high speed and fly her up like a helicopter propeller, but what if he really flew up and smashed the ceiling?

Zhou Shuling took a look in the kitchen, and it reminded her of the zombie movies she had seen before. Zombies bite people's necks like this, but Shangguan Dandan's little zombie is too cute, even if he opened his mouth wide, he wouldn't bite. Look scary.

Liu Changan couldn't get rid of Shangguan Dandan, so Zhou Shuling asked him to take the toon from the refrigerator upstairs, and Liu Changan went up and down like this.

When Liu Changan was about to enter the kitchen, Shangguan Dandan let go of his teeth and jumped off his back vigilantly. She had to be prepared that Liu Changan would take the opportunity to lock her into the kitchen and force Shangguan Dandan to do housework. The little queen mother is too weak to resist.

"Your skin is really thick." Zhou Shuling glanced at the tooth marks on Liu Changan's neck. They were shallow, but they really looked like those bitten by zombies or vampires in movies. Teeth marks give people the feeling that cute little zombies are being mischievous.

Liu Changan also thought of Zhu Juntang who used lipstick to draw bite marks on the back of his hand, and at the same time announced that she was a noble vampire and Liu Changan was her kin.

"No matter how thick my skin is, is it as thick as yours?" Liu Changan glanced at Zhou Shuling's buttocks. At the beginning, Zhou Dongdong claimed that Zhou Shuling's face was as thick as his buttocks.

Of course, the thickness of the skin is not the same as the thickness of the face and buttocks, the skin is the skin, and the thickness of the face and buttocks generally includes muscle and fat.

There is a great similarity between the face and the buttocks. The shape is similar to the surrounding objects. They both have two petals and have similar functions.

Between men and women, touching the face and touching the buttocks are similar in nature, but touching the face is more tactful, so many people touch their faces in public to show that they can touch the buttocks with the person whose face is being touched.

Liu Changan didn't touch Zhou Shuling's face on purpose, which meant that he didn't want to touch Zhou Shuling's butt, which proved to a certain extent that the relationship between the two was very pure.

Zhou Shuling's fingers were wet, so she pressed her cheeks with the back of her hand. There were a few thin finger dimples on the back of her fingers, which made her look even more round and smooth. Zhou Shuling suddenly remembered that her fingers were slender but thin in the past. Another pair of hands.

I hope that the kind and hardworking people in this world will be as happy as she is, Zhou Shuling thought so, looking down at the bottles and cans on the kitchen counter, but holding Liu Changan's palm firmly with one hand underneath, "I feel After that, my skin is getting better and better, there are no calluses, where is it thick?"

Zhou Shuling held it for a while and then let go. The palm of her hand felt a little numb at that moment, as if it was glued together and didn't belong to her anymore.