I'm really immortal

In a sense, I did have a thick skin, and dared to do such a thing. In fact, I wanted to let him know that my skin was getting better and better, so I just raised my hand and let him take a look. Not for him to feel it.

But just now he was looking at her butt, and Zhou Shuling didn't let him touch it or tilt it up on purpose, which means that she still needs face, and her skin is not very thick.

Zhou Shuling patted her cheek, really, what are you thinking about?It must be the aftereffect of drinking coffee in the afternoon.

Zhou Shuling hadn't drank coffee a few times, so this kind of thing had a strong effect on her. After the stimulating effect of caffeine disappeared, she always felt a little dizzy.

"You haven't finished what I gave you, have you?" Liu Changan felt the changes in the skin of her palms. There were some calluses on her hands.

As long as the life is good, the cocoon will disappear slowly, but this is also a relatively long period of time, and now the cocoon has disappeared, of course it is the things Liu Changan gave that have an effect.

People who often play games have experience. The palm of the hand that often holds the mouse will grind out calluses and give up the high-intensity game life. If you don't take care of it deliberately, it will take two to three years at the shortest time for the calluses to disappear.

Many middle-aged men look at their white and round tiger's mouth and think about the mouse hand in those years. It is inevitable to sigh and feel sad. The callus in the tiger's mouth has disappeared, and the days of fighting and fighting in Internet cafes all night long will never go back... Concentrated but weak, cerebral infarction, myocardial infarction, etc., the chance of sudden death has greatly increased, so I dare not.

Liu Chang'an also wanted to try the feeling of sudden death, but it was difficult to reach the level of ordinary people in this point, after all, it was too difficult, a little regrettable.

"No, one drop at a time, I feel like I can take it for a long time." Zhou Shuling shook her head, and then said with a bit of distress, "The last time Miss Zhusan came to play, she saw me eating and heard that you gave it to me, she Tried it too, but she threw up after one drop and said it was super disgusting."

Zhu Juntang's doing this was actually a bit rude, but Zhou Shuling didn't care about it, because Zhu Juntang was such a person, and he didn't do it on purpose...Zhou Shuling just felt that it was a waste. This was a gift from Liu Changan, and it seemed to be Very precious thing.

"It's strange, I think it tastes good, and it has a nice smell, why does Zhu Juntang say it's disgusting?" Zhou Shuling asked puzzled.

"It's nothing strange. If you go to a street store or an ordinary restaurant to buy some popular food for her, she will still feel sick and feel like being poisoned." Liu Changan patted Zhou Shuling's shoulder as usual, "Don't I gave it to others, including Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong."

"Oh, I see." Hearing Liu Changan's advice, Zhou Shuling felt that she had done something wrong, and asked in a low voice, "What the hell is that?"

"Nothing, water, protein, fat, sugar, lecithin, inorganic salts, lactic acid, fructose, enzymes, calcium, magnesium, zinc, selenium, potassium and other nutrients." Liu Changan briefly analyzed the ingredients and told the truth.

"Wow, I feel very nutritious when I listen to it. No wonder after I ate it, my body seems to be much better, and my skin is also good. Others say that I feel very moisturized." Zhou Shuling patted her face contentedly, and looked at it with anticipation and praise Liu Chang'an, what other people said would make Zhou Shuling a little happy at most, but if she praised, Zhou Shuling would feel like Zhou Dongdong received a certificate of merit, and would fly into the sky like a small plane spinning.

"It feels very moist? Who said that?" Liu Changan frowned and asked.

"Master Qian!"

"It's old and not repaired." Liu Chang'an scolded, but didn't take it seriously. Old men and old women represented by old man Qian are doing nothing all day long, and their quality is not high.

"The inheritance of life is a picture scroll slowly unfolding over the long years, moistening things silently. The super life energy contained in these things originally has the same source as the super life energy in the blood, but it is much gentler, so it is more suitable for ordinary people. Human physique." Liu Changan nodded without further explanation.

Zhou Shuling blinked her eyes. She didn't understand, so she didn't ask any more questions, just like she didn't bother to think about things she couldn't understand.

At present, most of the questions that Zhou Shuling can't figure out but is too lazy to think about are related to Shangguan Dandan. Why is Dandan so powerful?Why is Dandan so lazy?Why does Tan Dan like to lie down in a coffin?It's not good to ask her directly.

"I want to eat couple's lung slices." Shangguan Dandan stood outside the kitchen and said pointedly.

Liu Chang'an glanced at her, and Shangguan Dandan stepped back a little to avoid entering the radiation range of the kitchen.

Everything has a certain radiating range, such as the radiating range of the kitchen, if one enters it, Liu Chang'an will say: cook what you want to eat.

But outside this radiation range, for example, when Shangguan Dandan yelled what he wanted to eat downstairs, Liu Changan said at most: "Go upstairs to eat by yourself, do you want someone to give it to you?"

That's it.

"Ah, I don't have the ingredients to make couple's lung slices at home, so let's order takeaway today...there is one in the mall that makes delicious ones, okay?" Zhou Shuling said to Shangguan Dandan.

"Okay." Shangguan Dandan nodded again and again, walked into the kitchen and touched Zhou Shuling's head, because ordering takeaway meant that there was nothing to do in the kitchen, Shangguan Dandan walked into the kitchen bravely, not worried about Liu Changan forcing her to work up.

"Cook." Liu Changan handed the rice sieve to Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan opened his mouth slightly, and looked at Liu Changan in disbelief, why did Liu Changan always find housework for her?

How can anyone order takeout without ordering rice!Shangguan Dandan walked out of the house angrily. She had to stand at the gate of the community and wait for the little brothers and sisters who delivered the food to arrive before going home with the delivery staff.

Chapter 837 Family Bliss

Shangguan Dandan stood at the gate of the community, looked up and looked around, then raised his hands high, looking at the fluffy sleeves, feeling very cute.

Because she often wears light-colored tops such as moon white, Zhou Shuling felt that her clothes are easy to get dirty, so she made several pairs of long and short sleeves for her to wear. As for the style of those wide robes with cloud sleeves, there is no way up.

Shangguan Dandan's clothes are basically Han style. If the jacket was made in the Ming Dynasty, he could also wear sleeves. Shangguan Dandan stood on the spot, bouncing around, clapping his hands again, tilting his head to the left and right, feeling that he is also very cute. He took a sip of water.

Few people order takeaway in the community, so as long as it is a delivery person who walks into the community now, it is basically certain that they are delivering "Couple's Lung Pieces" to Shangguan Dandan.

Takeaway is nothing new, just like in the Han Dynasty, when Shangguan Dandan gave orders, someone prepared the food and brought it over.

After 3 minutes, I found Shangguan Dandan's child and dog approaching, and stood with her at the gate of the community.

A sprinkler truck slowly approached, spraying water jets on the ground, sending leaves and debris to the side of the street. The water mist flew up, and the child rushed into the spraying range of the sprinkler with an "ow" and was caught Spray couldn't even open his eyes, so he ran back quickly, and the dog let out an "ow" and did the same thing.

"Giggle..."

In the evening, in addition to eating takeaway couple's lung slices, there is also a spicy rooster carefully prepared by Zhou Shuling.

Although the noodle shop at home is called Red Soup Spicy Rooster Noodles, and they make spicy rooster as a topping every day, the ones made at home are not far from the ones sold in the store after all.

Although the red pepper Zhou Shuling bought in the supermarket is not as expensive as Zhangshugang pepper, it costs more than 80 yuan a catty. The rooster is a high-quality local rooster, which was brought by Mrs. Liu from a relative's home in the countryside of Leifeng Town. Spend money and pay favors.

She also bought a bucket of chicken manure from Mrs. Liu's relatives. The chicken manure didn't cost much, but it would have to be transported to someone with labor and wages, wouldn't it?

"Why do you buy a bucket of chicken manure? Mrs. Liu raises chickens, can't you ask her for some?" The chicken manure was placed downstairs, and the bucket was sealed, but Liu Changan could still smell the smell.

"Aunt Zhao doesn't want the land next to Building 11. She said she can give it to me. As long as something is grown, just give it to her." Zhou Shuling said with great anticipation.

In fact, the vacant land in these communities does not have any property rights, but others have planted it for a few years. Even if they suddenly don’t plan to grow anything, and someone wants to use it, they have to talk to others. They are all acquaintances and neighbors. If you are particular, it is easy to be chewed by others.

"Grandma Liu's chicken manure is not enough for her own use, so how can I have more?" Zhou Shuling shook her head.

"Then how much did you spend on this bucket of chicken manure?"

"This barrel costs 15 yuan, and the shipping fee is [-] yuan. The chicken manure doesn't ask for my money."

Liu Changan opened the shopping app, searched for chicken manure, and then showed it to Zhou Shuling: "60 catties of high-quality chicken manure free shipping 65 yuan. Do you have [-] catties here?"

Zhou Shuling was taken aback, why is it so cheap?In fact, before buying chicken manure, she wanted to ask Liu Changan, but she also wanted to ask Liu Changan about this kind of thing, maybe he would think she was useless.

"Old lady Liu must have told her relatives that you are a little rich woman, so she cheated... Well, it may not be deliberately cheating on you. They don't specialize in selling chicken manure, and they are not the same as a chicken farm that specializes in chicken manure. What happened." Liu Changan laughed seeing Zhou Shuling's annoyed expression.

"Why...why do you buy chicken manure?" Zhou Dongdong sniffled his nose and asked shrugging his shoulders. Even though he had just been beaten, he still had to ask curious questions.

When she ran out of the house today, her body was already covered in ashes, and she was washed all over by the sprinkler. The mud and water were added. One can imagine what she looked like, and it was impossible not to be beaten.

"Fertilizing with manure can make the crops grow more lush and healthy." Shangguan Dandan finished speaking, nodded and praised himself. The Queen Mother even knows this kind of thing, how sympathetic and down-to-earth.

"Then why don't we go to the field to defecate together every day?" Zhou Dongdong thought of a good way.

"This kind of thing, you, Lu Sien, and Shangguan Dandan can do it together." Liu Changan refused.

Zhou Dongdong didn't care about Brother Chang'an's refusal, but just looked at Shangguan Dandan expectantly.

Shangguan turned around dandan, avoiding Zhou Dongdong's expectant eyes.

Zhou Dongdong looked at his mother again.

"I bought chicken manure, so you don't have to worry about it!" Zhou Shuling gave Zhou Dongdong an annoyed look, "Eat, don't talk about these things while eating."

Zhou Dongdong pouted aggrievedly, and protested loudly: "Obviously it was Brother Chang'an who started talking about these things, why didn't you attack Brother Chang'an? Song Taozi said that her mother dared to ride on her father and hit her father. When will you, mother?" How about being brave?"

Zhou Shuling froze for a moment, pink spread from the base of her ears, like a March spring breeze passing through a peach garden, dyeing the petals, making the surroundings soft and tender.

Embarrassed while blushing, Zhou Shuling didn't dare to look at Liu Changan, but Shangguan Dandan started giggling, Zhou Shuling couldn't help becoming angry, and just about to stand up to deal with this nonsense child, Liu Changan pressed her shoulder, "Tong Yanwuji ,Let's eat."

"You just get used to her." Zhou Shuling took the opportunity to step off the stage, her heart was beating, she quickly pressed the skirt that was stuck between her legs, her body was tense, she lowered her head and pulled the rice into her mouth vigorously.

Zhou Dongdong breathed a sigh of relief, but felt that his mother must not be as brave as Song Taozi's mother. If he really fought with Brother Chang'an, it must be the other way around.

Shangguan patted Zhou Shuling's head lightly, then patted Zhou Dongdong's head, and picked up vegetables happily. This is the feeling of family happiness. If Liu Changan could kneel on the ground and put his head on her lap, he would be docile and obedient It would be even better if she acted like Cheng Huan was under her knees.

Zhou Shuling rummaged through a large bowl of spicy rooster, found two rooster eggs, and gave them to Liu Changan to eat. According to the tradition, when eating chicken, the chicken feet should be given to the earners in the family. The chicken feet are called "taking money claws". .

Chicken eggs are of course also eaten by the male owner, for strengthening yang and tonifying the kidney. Chicken legs are for the most favored children in the family, or for the elderly. But in the spicy rooster dish, the chicken legs and chicken feet are also chopped into pieces Section by section.

"You eat one too, it's delicious." Liu Changan gave Zhou Shuling one to eat. This food is really delicious, and it's also sold online by the catty. Eat more, although the nutrition is rich, but the cholesterol is too high.

Zhou Shuling's cheeks were slightly red, and she took a light bite in her mouth. It was really delicious.

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Baolong Center.

Arbor Day is here. In the greenhouse garden on the top floor, the fresh water vapor and the fragrance of flowers are mixed together. The mist is driven by a small aircraft like a fairy's cloud sleeves fluttering. middle.

"Miss, it's time for class." Yan Qingcheng said standing on the shore.

Looking at Zhu Juntang's intricate floral skirt, slender and straight calves, and a golden carp on the toe stockings, every time she stretches out her toes to light the water pattern, it's like the carp jumping out of the water.

If there is a fairy in the world, it is probably like Zhu Juntang.

It's a pity... I just don't like studying, Yan Qingcheng is a little regretful, in some of the novels she read, the young girls often have the attribute of "student master" in their background, and they are often Ivy League colleges, Oxford and Cambridge, and so on. Or the top schools in the country.

What about Zhu Juntang?She came to Hunan University because of donations. It was the first time I met Yan Qingcheng, the eldest lady who was the bottom one in the whole grade. You must know that some rich families she knew worked hard to educate their children since they were young. It's because I'm born with low intelligence, otherwise I wouldn't have such poor grades in the exam.

"Didn't you ask for leave to accompany your mother?" Zhu Juntang picked two flowers at random and put them in his ears, trying to resist Yan Qingcheng's urging sound waves.

"I asked for leave from the school, but try not to delay your class." Yan Qingcheng felt that since she received a high salary, she should do a good job in this job. She is a very responsible person.

Last semester, Zhu Juntang took the bottom one in the exam, which felt quite funny, and it had nothing to do with Yan Qingcheng, but if Zhu Juntang still fails in the exam this semester, Yan Qingcheng will feel uncomfortable and feel sorry for the high salary , I'm sorry for Liu Changan's recommendation and trust.

Liu Changan absolutely trusts himself, so he asked her to be Zhu Juntang's supplementary teacher. From the daily life of Liu Changan and Zhu Juntang, it can be seen that Liu Changan is very concerned about Zhu Juntang's study.

"I'm a fairy wandering in a peaceful world now. Fairies in this world don't learn." Zhu Juntang didn't want to move at all. She only drifted for 10 minutes, and she would have to wander for at least another 10 minutes.

Yan Qingcheng sighed softly, this job that even Liu Changan finds difficult is indeed not that easy to do, but the money is too much, even if Yan Qingcheng is asked to do the work, she will stick to it, so Stay patient and wait on the shore.

It's not a problem to go on like this, Zhu Juntang thought in his heart that Yan Qingcheng would definitely not retreat in spite of difficulties, so he could only use the strategy formulated this afternoon.

Zhu Juntang took out his mobile phone and sent a text message.

After a few minutes, Liu Yuewang walked into the greenhouse garden, and said to Yan Qingcheng, "I'm going to give Zhu Juntang a class on traditional culture today, why don't you give your class another day?"

"Ah...Professor Liu...the schedule that Secretary Jin gave me didn't arrange for you to attend class?" Yan Qingcheng asked strangely.

What's more, aren't all the courses on traditional culture taught by Liu Chang'an?Could it be that Liu Changan has completely given up teaching Zhu Juntang himself?

Yan Qingcheng didn't doubt that Liu Yuewang would come to teach Zhu Juntang, why would Zhu Juntang invite experts and professors?

"Oh, you probably took the original class schedule. I arranged the class temporarily, so there is nothing on the schedule." Liu Yuewang explained flatly.

"Okay then, let me talk to Secretary Jin about the postponement of the course." Yan Qingcheng left after speaking. After all, this is a famous professor of the school. She came to teach Zhu Juntang, so Yan Qingcheng would not compete with her Schedule.

Watching Yan Qingcheng leave, Liu Yuewang looked at Zhu Juntang on the boat, "We're settled, can I go now?"

"Aren't you going to play on the boat?" Zhu Juntang warmly invited, "Let's go to the square dance competition together later!"

"Okay." Liu Yuewang hesitated for a moment. The corrupt and luxurious living environment of the bourgeoisie is the most suitable for beauty selfies, which is hard to refuse.

Chapter 838 When Wolong and Phoenix meet, they will win, but there are countless people in the world

After Qin Yanan received a call from Liu Chang'an in the afternoon, Zhu Juntang told him the location of the fibromycin dissolving agent, Qin Yanan tore off the tape, and put Zhu Juntang down from the ceiling.

"Something interesting must have happened!" Zhu Juntang eagerly wanted to get involved.

"I think it's funny that you are stuck on the ceiling." Qin Yanan said looking at the marks left by the tape on the ceiling.

"You delete the photo you just took!"

Once playing Doudizhu here, Zhu Juntang was bullied by Qin Yanan and Liu Changan, an adulterer and prostitute, and his whole body was covered with tape and turned into a mummy.

At that time, Zhu Juntang still felt that he had a strange, messy, and decadent aesthetic feeling, but after looking at the photos, he found that this was not the case at all.

So today I don't have the confidence. Under such circumstances, the photos taken by Qin Yanan are still beautiful and fairy-like, so Qin Yanan must delete them.

"I'm not going to delete it." Qin Yanan grinned, this kind of photos can be used to scare children, in the future if Liu Yu is not obedient, she will show her the consequences of her sister's mischief.

Qin Yanan had a premonition that no matter how carefully he cared for his fetus and worked hard on prenatal education and parenting education, in the future Liu Yiyi would not be the kind of well-behaved and obedient child who would not let his parents go berserk.

To deal with this kind of child, any equal respect and advanced parenting concepts are meaningless and will only make her rub her nose on her face.

"Whatever, I don't care about you." Zhu Juntang now has more important things to do, so he analyzed with certainty, "There is only a slime trap in the fairy forest on the first floor of the house, it must be the bad old man and Yan Huaye who entered the room Afterwards, I couldn't wait to kiss passionately, and when I saw a tatami mat, I hurriedly pulled Yan Huaye to do it, and the mechanism was triggered."

"Yan Huaye and him don't have such a relationship, um... just like Hu Wenrou and Su Dongpo, they admire and admire each other, but Hu Wenrou is Li Zhiyi's wife, she knows how to keep a distance when interacting with other men. "Qin Yanan naturally wants to protect the image of her brother. In her conversations with others, her brother should be a noble and refined scholar, and she and her confidante are just talking about the past and the present, rather than being popular and dripping with juice.

"Can you give me a comparison with someone I know?" Zhu Juntang frowned. She was also well-versed in ancient times, so she naturally knew Su Dongpo, so after a quick witty analysis, Hu Wenrou and Li Zhiyi were probably also ancient people. .

"Your request is basically equivalent to a calculus problem. You have to ask me to solve it with addition and subtraction within ten so that you can understand it." Qin Yanan shook his head. The difficulty is too great to meet the third lady's request, which is beyond ordinary human ability.

Zhu Juntang sneered, "It's really ridiculous for people like you who always quote the deeds of ancient people to speak."

Qin Yanan turned around and didn't want to pay attention to her anymore, Qin Yanan didn't make fun of her, it was already a good thing for her, she felt that Qin Yanan was ridiculous.

"Since they are ancient people, I don't know what happened tens of thousands of years ago. When I talk about them, I seem to know them very well, and I know everything about them. Maybe the Hu Wenrou you are talking about is Li Zhiyi during the day. My wife, at night is Dongpo meat, who knows? Hehe." Zhu Juntang didn't take it seriously, in her eyes, there were no people or things that could not be doubted.

When Qin Yanan straightened her waist and let out a long sigh, Miaoman's figure was ups and downs as always, and the thin buttons on her waist were worried that she would lose her job because of the pressure from top to bottom, she couldn't help but feel a little sympathetic to Li Zhiyi However, if Li Zhiyi knew that someone had nicknamed his wife Dongpo Rou, he would wish to die early and be dragged down by Cai Jing.