I'm really immortal

In fact, for Liu Changan, the longest and most difficult thing in life is the management of mood and state of mind. According to the most immature imagination, in a life like a long river of time, he is used to life and death, and the world is full of vicissitudes. , is as detached and superior as a king, his heart is withered and traces are gone, and his spirit is as lonely as ice and snow.

If this is the case, since everything in the world is boring, then the mortal world is just an annoyance, it is better to stay away from the world and go to the most inaccessible place in the world. Stay for tens of thousands of years, detached like a fairy without a trace of worldly dust, it must be forced Full grid.

So alive, what is the difference from a dead thing?

People cultivating immortals think that if life is not long, all things in the world of mortals are just a fleeting cloud. First seek longevity. After becoming a fairy, there is still a place to go. After the mortal chapter, come to the fairyland chapter. It is wonderful.

Liu Chang'an has already lived forever, but if he thinks that the world of mortals is passing away, and he adjusts his mentality as ordinary people imagine, where can he go next?There is no fairy world in this world to give him ascension. Is it interesting to show his detachment in the secular world with a fairy attitude?Are you tired?Are you stupid?

All kinds of things in the world of mortals, bitterness, joy, sadness, joy, are truly wonderful, only envy mandarin ducks, not immortals, understand?

It is far more difficult to control one's mind and state of mind than to think oneself too forgetful, because this is going against the sky and time, stubbornly maintaining one's own heart.

A song that fits the occasion, the number one of the seven rhythms of the Tang Dynasty:

The former people have already taken the Yellow Crane, and the Yellow Crane Tower is empty here.

Huang He is gone forever, and Bai Yun is full of leisure.

Qingchuan is full of beautiful Hanyang trees, and the fragrant grass is luxuriant on Parrot Island.

Where is Rimu Xiangguan? The Yanbo River is worrying.

If you love the Yellow Crane Tower, if you go to the Yellow Crane Tower, if you love the Parrot Island, if you go to the Parrot Island, Liu Chang'an is just one of the tourists who have been bustling for thousands of years.

Why not Du Fu's "Climbing the High"?Because everything is controversial, what I like is the first, and I will not change it.

The life Liu Changan chose is what he likes. Who wants to live the life you imagined?

Back home, Liu Changan did the "Pull Seedling Technique" under the phoenix tree, thinking that An Nuan wondered if she had practiced her "Qinwei Fangshu". How to care, the key is that An Nuan herself is very concerned, always likes to care about Bai Hui in front of Liu Chang'an, and simply satisfies her.

Women are like this, what is lacking is the easiest thing to give her, otherwise she can always argue with you about anything, but some girls care about material things, some girls care about other aspects, and so on. It's hard to say in a word, after all, they are elusive creatures like fairies.

At this time, An Nuan sent a photo. The beautiful girl leaned against the flowers and plants on the balcony, the ivy was lush and green on the wall, and the jasmine was exhaling fragrance. Charming, the curve is the soft and smooth amplitude, just like the swaying style of willow branches dipped in water on the river beach.

The most beautiful enjoyment, of course, comes from the face that cannot be seen. In order to match the cheongsam style, the girl combed her hair lazily, with a plain and shy look mixed with the sunlight falling from the mottled leaves in the scattered strands of hair. People always want to feel that the years are quiet and beautiful, and the beauty is youthful.

You don't even need a filter, just like a poem and a picture, this is An Nuan.

"I want to come to you, but my mother doesn't allow it, but I want you to see the clothes I made. I haven't been humiliated. Today I seem to be more confident than ever, Liu Changan..."

The text message stopped abruptly, as if it was not finished.

"My mother came to peek just now, it's really annoying!"

"I have a chance to wear it for you to see."

Undoubtedly, An Nuan was in the right mood and was about to send an emotional text message, but was interrupted by someone's sneaky look, making it difficult for her to continue naturally.

Girls all pay attention to atmosphere, state, and sense of ritual, instead of saying what they want to say or doing what they want.

Liu Changan is the one who can say whatever he wants, and do whatever he wants. He continued to practice his seedling pulling technique, and even went to the room to squeeze his face. He always felt that his face in the Republic of China was more suitable for a cheongsam... or This is because of Ye Sijin. When I saw the cheongsam, I thought of Ye Sijin, and what I looked like at that time.

He adjusted back again, after living for so long, he couldn't always have the same name and face, and his current social status and physical appearance are quite good.

Walking out of the room, Liu Changan received two more photos, one was the original one of An Nuan, and the other was taken in the same place, even the light and shadow angles were similar, but the people were different.

"Aren't you afraid of tearing your clothes?" Liu Changan really didn't think about it. Fortunately, the material of the clothes is elastic, and the women's waists are slender without the bloated lower limbs common to mature women.

But it's really pretty, compared with An Nuan, it's a completely different style, Chunlan Qiuju, each good at promoting their strengths, the woman's description is picturesque, her eyebrows are as gentle as distant mountains, and there is a trace of this on her slightly parted lips. She is so young and naive, with her fingers lazily resting on her lower abdomen, the lazy, charming and mature exuding of her whole body is like a pomegranate in October.

"Who dresses better?"

"You dress very girlishly, gentle and beautiful, your sister dresses more maturely, charming and elegant."

"Hehe, that's my mother!"

"Hehe, stop joking."

"I'm not joking with you. Don't you always want to know what my mother looks like? I'll show you today."

"Surprised that people in the past have become immortals, only to know that there are fairies in the world."

"What, the first sentence is from "Crossing Magu Mountain in NC County", but you made up the latter."

"Praise you like a fairy."

"Oh... I just realized it, thank you."

"It's just a little tight."

"I've gained weight recently...hehe!"

"I said your mother."

"Oh... goodbye."

Behold, women in this world are so lovely, why forget love?Liu Changan was thinking about what to eat tonight while doing the seedling pulling technique.

The bacon was finished with the help of Zhou Dongdong last time, and the big goose was finished in one meal. Only the soup was used to make noodles. Recently, I ate a lot of meat. I usually dare to add eggs to various soup noodles And the meat code.

I will stop eating loach for the time being. Even Zhou Dongdong didn’t want to eat fried loach because of her greed. She is still raising it conscientiously. With tears and snot, and then wiping Liu Changan's clothes with a towel, that is unacceptable.

Although Zhou Dongdong is a stupid child, he has some merits compared to ordinary children. For example, she delivers soy milk to Liu Changan regardless of the weather. It is not difficult for most children to do it for a few days with enthusiasm, but few can persist like this. Get out of bed early.

Zhou Dongdong also worked hard to feed the loach, rain or shine.

In the end, Liu Changan decided to eat green peppers and yellow tofu with a side. He went to a tofu stand to buy two pieces of tofu and came back, only to see an official document delivered by EMS.

Chapter 1

Many people are still accustomed to using EMS for important official documents. This is more or less sentimental. How many people used to be in the most remote mountain villages, where there are no roads, waiting for the poor students to change their lives? This acceptance letter is not responsible for any courier company owned by capitalists, only the notorious EMS.

EMS couriers are generally a little older and cannot be called little brothers anymore.

Many people's impressions of postal services are always accompanied by the scene of riding a [-] bicycle with a green postal bag hanging behind it.

That is a memory that many people who have already started to go bald have.

Liu Changan has such a memory, but he is not bald, his hair is black, soft and thick, and the sparkle of "DUANG" reminds people of the old man.

Putting down the green pepper and tofu in his hands, his hands were a little wet, and he tore open the blue envelope, and there was an envelope inside, with a line written on it, including a name.

"Turn Ye Chenyu to send it to you personally."

The sixth "Si" in the Earthly Branch is a snake, the fifth "Chen" is a dragon, and both Yu and Jin are beautiful jade.

Among the people alive today, there are very few who still know and remember this name, and they should be counted on one hand.

If there are naughty descendants of the young ladies of the Republic of China who read the diary essays of the great-grandmothers back then, or if this name appears more, they are extravagant and rich, spend money like water, and are romantic and romantic, so many women's dreams and boudoir guests.

Especially the women in the entertainment field, they like such benefactors even more. There may be more people who remember this name. The women in the entertainment field are ruthless. Most of them just turn their faces and deny people. A good player, of course, I will write some poems and essays afterwards to mourn her, showing the scars in her heart and the tears in the corners of her eyes timidly. This is also a wonderful scene that was very popular with audiences.

"It's really rude, how can you call my great-grandfather by my name?" Liu Changan said angrily, and then put away the letter.

The courier left, but Liu Changan still started a fire on the newly erected mud brick stove.

Put it on the iron pan, dug out a large spoonful of lard and spread it along the side of the pan, washed the tofu and put it in your hands, when the fire was heated up, the pan began to emit light oily smoke, then took a knife to cut your hands one by one Tofu, the knife is quick and precise, and the tofu slices are sprinkled into the pot almost at the same time.

Fry the tofu slightly yellow, then sprinkle some salt and light soy sauce, pour some chopped chili on it, and finally put dried mustard greens, put a little water, turn the pot a few times, sprinkle with chopped green onion and it's out of the pot.

After dinner, I packed up the tableware and pans, went back to the house and took a shower before taking in the envelope that I had left outside the door, closing the door and turning on the light to open the envelope.

"Thinking of the bright moon in the Qin Dynasty and the city gate in the Han Dynasty, when I first saw the king on the battlefield, the majestic appearance of the king, fighting with a gun, almost swept across the world. However, hundreds of years after Zhu Ming, it is difficult to find the whereabouts of the king in China. Today Today, I accidentally learned that you will have descendants, and I am overjoyed, and I will choose another day to visit."

No signature, no name and no surname.

"What did you write? It's still printed. When did I sweep the world?" Liu Chang'an casually threw the letter away.

go to bed.

When I woke up in the morning, the air was filled with the smell of humidity. When I opened the door, I found that it rained again last night. I looked at the sky and found that it might rain again. The objective reason why people have to be lazy and do nothing.

In this kind of weather, it is normal for normal people not to want to go to work, not to work, and not to go out. Only a dog who hides under the eaves and cannot go out to have fun, wagging its tail and slumps on the ground boredly can spend this period of boredom.

While Liu Changan was washing his face and brushing his teeth, he was thinking about whether to eat rice dumplings or rice noodles this morning. Zhou Dongdong ran over staggeringly, because she was trying to shake both hands in circles, and it was difficult for her small body to maintain balance.

Finally, I fell on the threshold, climbed up with difficulty, and took out the soy milk in my pocket.

"Oh……"

"Oh."

"I'm going to be beaten again." Zhou Dongdong frowned, realizing the unavoidable cruel reality of a child's life.

"Give me your pack first."

Zhou Dongdong gave Liu Changan his soy milk, and the pack in her pocket was crushed.

"Why are you running like this?"

"Because I'm a small plane today!"

"Then what did you run with your hands swinging left and right?"

"I am the mighty Uncle of the People's Liberation Army!"

"I didn't see the might, but the stupidity is spreading in all directions, sweeping across the wilderness and the world."

Zhou Dongdong can only understand the words mighty and stupid, and she doesn't care, in the eyes of Brother Chang'an, it seems that everyone is stupid, as long as Zhou Dongdong is not the stupidest one.

Liu Changan just didn't tell her who the most stupid one in his eyes was.

Zhou Dongdong took a broom and swept up the soy milk bags and spilled soy milk on the ground. Liu Changan took off her clothes, wiped them clean, baked them on the fire for a while, and then put them on for her. I was beaten by your mother, but the soy milk for breakfast is gone."

Zhou Dongdong looked at Liu Changan, Liu Changan continued to drink his soy milk, and then smiled at Zhou Dongdong.

Zhou Dongdong pursed his lips and went home to feed the loach with bean dregs.

Zhou Dongdong, who had just fed the loach for a while, quickly abandoned the little grievance in his heart just now and came to look for Liu Changan.

"That villain who lied to children is here again!" Zhou Dongdong quickly hugged Liu Changan's thigh, hiding behind his thigh and looking around.

Liu Chang'an had no choice but to stand where he was and drink the soy milk slowly.

"Liu Chang'an, here I come again." Gao Cunyi was embarrassed and cramped, Liu Chang'an was fine, that child always looked at him with clear but vigilant eyes, which made Gao Cunyi always feel that being an adult was a sin.

Liu Changan was neither surprised nor asked what else he was doing here.

"Good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles. The fact that my senior brother was abolished by one move quickly spread throughout the martial arts world. If my master still doesn't make a move under such circumstances, it will only become a laughing stock and lose harmony." There is no difference between fame and death." Gao Cunyi explained.

"I think you got the point wrong." Liu Changan shook his head.

"Tell me." Gao Cunyi's tone is not without respect, because this is a real master. Such skill at such a young age is worthy of admiration. Just like his cousin, he is the pride of the times, and he is a trend-setter in his own field of expertise.

"Zhou Dongdong was originally a naive and lively child, but you hurt his young heart and became stupid." Liu Changan patted Zhou Dongdong's two ponytails, "You should commit suicide and apologize first, and we will talk about other things later. Bar."

"I am innocent and lively, and... also witty and brave."

Liu Changan patted her ponytail a few more times, and the children shut up when adults talked.

Gao Cunyi couldn't laugh or cry, he admitted that Wang Yibo deserved what he deserved, but Gao Cunyi was responsible, so he couldn't just commit suicide and apologize. Besides, they all committed suicide and apologized, so what else to say?

Chapter 1 Death by Touching the Locust Tree

Liu Changan pointed to the sycamore tree behind him, and said to Gao Cunyi, "Forget it if you crash into this tree."

Gao Cunyi is upright and slightly stubborn by nature, but he is not a fool.

"How about I find a locust tree for you?" Liu Changan suspected that Gao Cunyi didn't like the plane tree. After all, the status of the locust tree is higher. ", at the political level, the meaning of the word "ding" is extraordinary. Needless to say, it is of course very noble to be able to stand side by side with "ding".

Therefore, many people who want to commit suicide would find the locust tree to hit themselves to death, that is, "touch the locust tree and die", which was a very shocking thing in ancient times, and it might be recorded in the annals of history.

"Jin Linggong sent 鉏麑 to assassinate Xuanzi Zhao Dun, but 鉏麑 saw that Zhao Dun believed that Zhao Dun was the lord of the people, so he didn't want to kill him. To kill Zhongliang is disloyalty, and to disobey the king's order is disbelief. We are caught in such a dilemma. He chose a locust tree to hit him to death. "Zuo Zhuan" recorded it like this, but he went to assassinate Zhao Dun early in the morning, and he had no companions. His psychological activities and words can still be recorded. I don't know how Zuoqiu Ming knew about the annals... In fact, the deer was killed, after all, there was a need to protect Zhao Dun at that time..."

Gao Cunyi stared blankly at Liu Changan's nonsense, he is just a martial arts practitioner, it is really a headache to meet this kind of talent... No, this Liu Changan is much braver than him, what kind of bookbag is he dropping here!

"Of course there is a locust tree at the gate of Zhao Dun's house, but unfortunately I'm an ordinary person, and there's only a big sycamore tree at the gate." Liu Chang'an paused, "I've been distracted by you, the point is, aren't you also in a dilemma now? On the one hand, the teacher's order is hard to disobey, on the other hand, facing an innocent and lively child like Zhou Dongdong, I feel guilty and want to die, and on the other hand, I can't beat me. If you don't crash and die under this tree, do you have other choices? "

Who is going to distract you?But Gao Cunyi felt that what Liu Changan said was very reasonable, he couldn't help but look at the sycamore tree, then shook his head immediately and came to his senses, immediately embarrassed, "Liu Changan, I don't want to die, you can kill me too Come on, I'll go to the hospital and lie down!"

Liu Changan patted him on the shoulder.

Gao Cunyi only felt that his body seemed to be shortened by being photographed. This feeling dissipated with the disappearance of Liu Changan's strength, but he felt a little uncomfortable all over his body, as if his sleeping position at night was too awkward. Comfortable.

"After a while, your muscles and bones will be sore, and you will feel severe pain. You can go to the hospital and lie down for a while, just to avoid your master." Liu Changan is not a violent person. It is natural for a guy like Wang Yibo to be useless. A little punishment is enough for such a person, who asked him to bring Wang Yibo here?He doesn't care if he troubles Liu Chang'an, but it's not okay to use Zhou Dongdong to do it. If Zhou Dongdong, who was originally a stupid child, is really slapped or scratched and becomes even more stupid, who will be more stupid in the future? Come to deliver soy milk to Liu Changan and feed the loach.

This kind of consequence is too serious, and it feels a bit beyond having no one to play cards with.

Gao Cunyi couldn't figure out what method Liu Changan was using. Is this the legendary stamina?He felt a little uncomfortable now, and he didn't suspect that Liu Changan was fooling him, so he bowed his hands and said goodbye.

Liu Chang'an turned around, Zhou Dongdong's little face was flushed from holding back.

"You can speak."