I'm really immortal

"call……"

Liu Changan continued to drink his own soy milk.

"Brother Chang'an, the bad guys who lie to children come every day, will he definitely take me away?" Zhou Dongdong came up with this worrying question based on the conversation between Liu Changan and Gao Cunyi just now, combined with his own analysis ability. doubt.

"will not."

Only then did Zhou Dongdong feel relieved, and swaggered to the other end of the building to look at Gao Cunyi's back, twisted his buttocks, and returned to his usual walking posture of shaking his hands left and right like a mighty PLA uncle.

After Liu Changan drank the soy milk, Zhou Dongdong and Zhou Shuling went out, and Liu Changan also went out. They walked out of the community together, and saw a notice posted on the entrance of Aunt Xie's small shop. Urgent sale.

"It is said to be going to the elderly, but I think it should be that the son of Mr. Zhou wants to buy a house with less money and needs it urgently, otherwise it can't be so cheap." Aunt Xie calmly analyzed that the neighbors have been knowledgeable for many years, and her wise and sharp eyes can see through .

"It's a good deal." Zhou Shuling was a little moved. It's hard to get up early in the breakfast car, and there is never a day when I can sleep in. In fact, I can still make some money.

In the news, the early stalls, the monthly income of [-] to [-] yuan, although not everyone can do it, but it is not for nothing, just to find a suitable place to set up a stall, and the monthly income exceeds the annual income of various There is absolutely no problem with the data of average wages in cities.

Liu Changan has no interest in buying a house for investment. He used to be a big landlord, but now it belongs to the state. His tomb has been dug up by the archaeological team, and it feels really miserable.

But I have never died before. When I changed my identity a long time ago, I went out to the whole big tomb and mourned myself. I did this kind of thing too much. After all, it was boring, so I stopped mourning myself. I forgot everything. Over the years, I often saw some familiar and unique treasures on the black market, only to realize that another tomb of my own had also been dug.

In the era of Professor Liu, Liu Chang'an was even less interested in doing this. Now Professor Liu can't see people when he is alive, and he can't see corpses when he is dead. He doesn't even need to pay attention to how he died.

Liu Changan went to the High School Affiliated to Xiangda University. Although it will rain today, the thing about sports is rain or shine. Except for some weather-related events, if you only decide to train based on the weather, you should go home and raise bamboo rats... …Generally speaking, raising bamboo rats is more profitable than raising pigs, but the bamboo rats are not very beautiful when they are burnt out and dead.

At this time, Gao Cunyi was already lying in the hospital, and being hospitalized was boring, so a hospital bed was added to Wang Yibo's ward, and Gao Cunyi and Wang Yibo were lying side by side.

When Pu Shougeng came to the hospital, there were about a dozen other people present. After all, Gao Cunyi’s family connections were quite strong, otherwise Pu Shougeng wouldn’t have put up with such an uncongenial apprentice for so many years. Lesson, but Gao Cunyi was hospitalized, and Pu Shougeng had to come no matter how unwilling he was.

His two disciples were lying side by side in the hospital, looking into the eyes of other people, Pu Shougeng knew that if he didn't do anything, he would really be a laughing stock in the future, so don't mess around.

Chapter 1 Keyboard Skills and Word Skills

Pu Shougeng, his disciple, is of course aware of their strength. Generally speaking, Wang Yibo is indeed more courageous than Gao Cunyi, but Gao Cunyi has a stronger foundation, and his future development should be on top of Wang Yibo.

These two seemed to be put down by Liu Changan lightly and skillfully, which was something Pu Shougeng had never heard of. If it was an ordinary person, Pu Shougeng would have to suspect that the other party used some means other than martial arts, but if this is the case, such a person is not worth the attention of the third girl. .

Liu Changan, strong.

But so what?Now that things have come to an end, even if the third girl says that he no longer needs to fight and decides that he can't beat Liu Changan, Pu Shougeng will stand up.

What's more, the third young lady underestimated Pu Shougeng too much. He is not one of those guys with all kinds of successors and master titles who jump out to cooperate with people in the fighting world.

Before those people jumped out, no one knew about them at all, and they couldn't even find authentic and credible information to prove their "famousness".

In the world of martial arts, after all, it is a business. Apart from one's own strength, there are many things other than martial arts that can determine the outcome.

Thinking back when monks were very popular, everyone liked to watch monks KO all kinds of "boxing champions" who don't know where. Anyway, everyone is watching the excitement, and the merchants are making a lot of money.

Later, the monks died, and everyone liked to watch modern fighting KO traditional martial arts, so so many unheard of martial arts masters appeared in turn.

All kinds of martial arts in modern life have very little practical value in real life, so if you want to dig out money from them, you have to find a way. There is never a shortage of smart people in the world, and there is never a shortage of idlers who watch the excitement and pay for it.

Pu Shougeng is a smart person, and he is far more powerful than those "martial arts masters", otherwise the third girl would not have looked at him more.

To deal with Liu Chang'an, Pu Shougeng naturally has his own methods, but this kind of opportunity must be used, and two apprentices who are lying in the hospital will be used to build momentum in the early stage.

Pu Shougeng made a phone call and invited media reporters. First, he had to create an atmosphere where he was humiliated, questioned, and his image subverted.

At this time, the more enthusiastic the atmosphere, the greater the abuse and pressure Pu Shougeng received, and the more distorted his image was, then when Pu Shougeng defeated Liu Changan, the greater his gains, the higher his popularity, and his popularity would further expand.

With these, there is everything.

As for those people who used to yell at him and utter insulting words, they will not hesitate to praise him at this time, and send him to the top... Anyway, these are the people who scolded and praised him, and this kind of person will never be stingy. is the most in the world.

Correspondingly, now we have to let the public opinion chase after Liu Changan, first to praise him to the sky, the harder he falls, the more lively the public opinion... Of course, those who praised him will come to throw him down.

"Master Pu, how do you feel about what happened to your two disciples?" The reporter came soon, and everyone was acquaintances. Pu Shougeng gave some advice on the phone, and they cooperated well when they met.

The reporter's name is Nong Xinrui, she is a woman in her early thirties with fair looks.

"They are not good at learning, and they bring shame on themselves." Pu Shougeng stroked his beard indifferently.

"There are rumors that they are already your most outstanding disciples. What do you think of the vulnerability of traditional martial arts to modern fighting?"

"Vulnerable? I haven't made a move yet." Pu Shougeng smiled slightly, the master has his own demeanor, not surprised by favor or insult.

"Master Pu..." Nong Xinrui was a little embarrassed, "We are doing a live interview, and the comments from netizens are basically against your statement."

Pu Shougeng took a look:

"Immortal, misleading my younger brother!"

"Traditional martial arts is a deception. If you really want to be so strong, why don't you see the army learning Tai Chi?"

"You have been cheating the world and stealing your name for decades, why don't you die?"

"Everyone is good at the keyboard, Master Pu is good at the mouth, you are all good at kung fu."

Pu Shougeng frowned slightly, as if surprised by the fierce words of the netizens, he snorted heavily.

Nong Xinrui interviewed for a while, turned off the live broadcast, and then went to a lounge with Pu Shougeng to meet alone.

After a while, Nong Xinrui got some things and information she wanted, so she went to find another focus that the public opinion should pay attention to now.

This key point has just finished training with An Nuan, and the two of them went shopping in Baolong Center.

An Nuan didn't wear that cheongsam today. Firstly, she thinks it should be worn on days when she needs it more. Secondly, she is here to practice football. She can't still carry high heels and carry a small sachet and accessories.

"You are a gentle lady today, when will you climb on me and dance?"

When An Nuan saw that Liu Changan was eating roasted pig's trotters, the corners of his mouth were stained with oil, and he quickly took out a handkerchief to wipe his mouth, Liu Changan expressed his expectation in confusion.

"What do you mean?" An Nuan felt that she wanted to stuff his mouth with a handkerchief now.

Girls, seeing the cheongsam Liu Changan gave you and the words he said... the theme designed for you, the ambiguous and beautiful implicit meaning of "white head", can you not be moved?Which is naturally full of tenderness.

"I like the way I am like a big tree, and you climb up and down like a female monkey, swinging around the trunk with your arms around it, bouncing around behind me." Liu Changan took the handkerchief by himself, looked at An Nuan and smiled .

Finally, it still seems like a love story, but "mother monkey"?An Nuan beat him many times angrily, and finally no more gentleness overflowed from his whole body. Don't men like gentle girls?Why does Liu Chang'an, a bastard, always want to beat him up?

"Your mother also sent the photos of her trying on to Uncle Liu Chang'an for a look. I think they all look pretty, but after all, it's a cheongsam specially designed for you, so it's more suitable for you." Liu Chang'an said.

"Ah... are you really in an online relationship?" An Nuan said angrily, she would not send photos of herself to anyone other than Liu Chang'an.

"She has been using your identity, how could she date me online? After all, women like to show off, and they can't hide themselves and want to express that they are actually pretty." Liu Changan shook his head, "She is just a little curious and A middle-aged uncle chatting. What I am more worried about now is that the fire cannot be contained in the paper... After she finds out that it is me, I think the two of us will die together."

An Nuan really hadn't thought about this question... It turned out that her mother was absolutely against her playing with Liu Chang'an, but now she finally let go and was convinced by Liu Chang'an's talent, but if she knows the truth in the future, let her know that she knows it too , then my mother will probably use the cucumber slicer she bought yesterday to slice An Nuan and Liu Changan together.

Liu Chang'an looked at An Nuan, and An Nuan looked at Liu Chang'an.

This matter is a bit funny and absurd. In short, for now, mother must not know the truth. At the same time, An Nuan also warned Liu Changan to be careful with what he said. How seductive it is, you have to be more careful in the future.

It would be great if Liu Changan's father was still there. I heard that Liu Changan's mother died of dystocia when he was born, and my father left in remembrance... This is what An Nuan heard from her classmates. She herself will never expose people's scars. For three years, he was careful not to talk about his family with Liu Changan.

Chapter 1 Storytelling

An Nuan carefully avoided Liu Chang'an's family problems. Even though she looks cheerful on the outside, she still has some delicate thoughts on her heart to warm others up.

She didn't know that Liu Changan didn't mind, so it was difficult for Liu Changan to know her thoughtfulness. Why is she cute? Is there any evidence that can be seen carefully from her every move? That is what moves her heart, regardless of the reason.

Liu Changan gnawed the roasted pig's trotters, and at the same time expressed his opinion that the roasted pig's trotters should be steamed first to remove the oil, then marinated and then roasted slowly over charcoal fire. , so we must not start with the matters needing attention in the selection of breeding pigs for sow mating?Maybe he will also share some of his views on the domestication of prehistoric wild boars.

An Nuan doesn't eat roasted pig's trotters. The fact that her mother has breasts and buttocks but a thin waist and no stomach makes her feel that she must control her appetite. She has been training every day, and her appetite is so good. The fleshy belly came out.

But when Liu Changan was rambling, even if An Nuan didn't care where he was going, the corners of his mouth would involuntarily turn up slightly.

After the two of them finished eating, they found the trash can and threw away the gloves and packing boxes. They went shopping in Baolong Center and bought nothing. Then they went upstairs to eat some daily food. After having nothing to do in the afternoon, the two of them walked back After entering the teachers' community of Xiangda University, Liu Changan noticed that Liu Yuewang didn't call Annuan today, nor sent him a message. Probably yesterday Liu Changan said that her cheongsam was a little tight, which made this cute little girl a little angry. Of course she She cares more about what others think of her than An Nuan, just like older men like to prove that they are still young.

When Liu Changan returned home, he found that Zhu Juntang, who had been silent for a few days after being scolded by Liu Changan last time, reappeared. She was wearing a cheap-looking skirt made of gauze and casually dyed patterns. Wearing short lace petal socks and a pair of black calfskin wedges.

The color of the skirt is white clouds, which is probably the beauty and taste of fairies. Liu Changan has seen this style of skirts in Bai Hui's shopping cart, called LO skirts.

At least today, finally, there are no jewels and diamonds shining all over her body.

At this time, she was moving the small bench that Liu Changan had put outside the door, sitting under the plane tree, looking around, looking at Liu Changan, she stood up, showing a somewhat embarrassed yet polite smile.

Liu Changan nodded, put up the awning, moved out the reclining chair, covered his face with a book, and got ready to sleep.

It will rain after a while. When it rains, lie under the awning, feel the cool air and humidity, and dream about the sound of rain in your ears. This is the enjoyment of the afternoon.

"You haven't come to my place to borrow books for a long time."

Zhu Juntang moved the small bench over and sat beside Liu Changan.

It sounds like Liu Changan often went to her to borrow books in the past, but thinking about Zhu Juntang's library, it really makes people feel a little moved.

"In addition to the ancient books in Chinese, I have a lot of overseas rare books, and even miscellaneous volumes in Tuhuo Luowen." Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Chang'an in a low voice and said.

Liu Changan took off the book covering his face.

"If you have nothing to do, don't go to the Three Treasures Palace. If you have something to say, just say it." Liu Changan is not interested in trying to frighten Zhu Juntang every day with his arrogance. Since she still came to show her favor, Liu Changan will not care about it.

"I just want to chat with you." Zhu Juntang chuckled twice. It is absolutely impossible for her not to be interested in Liu Changan after that night.

"Find a topic, I'll chat with you all afternoon, and you can lend me a book tonight." Liu Changan thought for a while, a fair deal.

"Then let's talk about immortality." Zhu Juntang said happily.

"It's a boring topic."

"Have you ever been imprisoned by Qin Shihuang? I remember you said that you made up the story, so if you are asked to make up a more realistic history, do you have any other explanation?" Zhu Juntang said skillfully and in detail asked.

Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang, the fairy is not hopeless, at least she did not give up after being hit, she is still trying to work hard, and she has made visible changes and adapted to the person she is talking to, which is also a kind of potential.

"Another story that is closer to the real situation and logic is that he did have some intersection with Ying Zheng, but it was because he had been an enemy of him. Of course, he was not locked in an ordinary prison after being arrested, but in In Yingzheng’s underground palace, it’s not easy to escape from that place.” Liu Chang’an sighed in his heart, it’s a good thing he came out, otherwise the scene in the film and television drama where someone visits the terracotta warriors and horses and suddenly finds a certain terracotta warriors and horses moved would be real. Appeared.

"That's still locked up." Zhu Juntang said disappointedly. She couldn't tell whether Liu Changan was continuing to make up stories, but it didn't matter. Even if the stories told by a person with superpowers couldn't tell the truth from the fake ones, they still had Unusual appeal.

"It's nothing bad, who can be invincible and undefeated?" Liu Changan said indifferently.

"But why do you want to fight against Ying Zheng? He is called the emperor of the ages. Others say he is Zulong. In online novels, he is a person who can push through the ages. No matter how powerful the protagonist is, Give him some face too." Zhu Juntang continued to ask.

"As long as you are not a time traveler, no matter how powerful you are, you will have the limitations of the times in your thinking. Just like Yingzheng, he never thought that Confucianism would blackmail him for 2000 years." Liu Changan suddenly laughed twice, thinking that Zhu Juntang would not Knowing where his laughter was, he restrained his laughter, and continued, "Ying Zheng is amazing, but this gentleman looks like I want to sweep all the countries and reorganize the universe. There are always people who are not convinced, or because It is normal to stand on the opposite side of him for reasons such as best friends, confidante, etc."

"A confidante?" For girls, there is no doubt that this is the key point.

"Can not remember."

Zhu Juntang was a little regretful, if she would have asked this question a while ago, but now she decided to avoid this sensitive topic, so that he would not think about her introducing her mother to him again.

"Then you said later that Liu Bang found you, and Xiang Yu couldn't find you, so he burned Xianyang... Do you have any other words that are closer to the truth?" Zhu Juntang then asked, "And Yu Ji is really very is it beautiful?"

"Have I ever told you that I don't like Liu Bang?"

"No."

"Liu Bang is also a very powerful person, but he is not so powerful that he is likable. This person's luck is also extraordinary. I met him just after I ran out of the underground palace. As for Xiang Yu burning Xianyang... Who said it? What do you think?" Liu Changan shook his head, and did not directly answer Zhu Juntang's question, "I'm talking about stories, and history books are also stories. You can believe whichever story you want, because these things are neither It affects the past, but not the future."

Zhu Juntang nodded thoughtfully. She didn't want to sit in the school because she felt that she was not interested in what the school could teach her, but chatting with Liu Chang'an always gave her the feeling that she had learned something. ...Although Liu Changan was just telling a story.

Chapter 1: King of Thunder and Lightning

It rains while the story is being told, just like falling asleep while doing homework, both are very appropriate things.

On the edge of the awning, rainwater accumulated into beads, then pulled into water droplets, and then fell in a single line, hitting the accumulated water on the ground. It seemed that the beautiful shape of the water droplets recovered in a very short moment before they merged.

"I saw you that morning, why did you work on the construction site? Isn't this just asking for guilt?" Zhu Juntang didn't understand this very much.

"Those who are physically weak and despise labor will feel that they are looking for sin. If you don't work hard, you feel that working on the construction site is very tiring. As for me, I don't care about the coolies you despise. Status and work are even more effortless, and it’s ridiculous to say that you have to suffer.” Liu Chang’an looked at the situation, “It’s almost the time of the conversation today, I’ll take you back and borrow books by the way.”

Zhu Juntang heard that he wanted to end the conversation, although he was still thinking about it, but he was ready to take out his mobile phone and call someone to pick it up, but he didn't refuse when he offered to send it off.

Liu Changan just got up, but an unexpected visitor came, Nong Xinrui introduced himself and said: "Liu Changan, now you have gained a certain popularity on social media, especially some self-media accounts in the martial arts world are discussing your two times In the battle of fame, although no one else witnessed it, the defeat of Wang Yibo and Gao Cunyi is true, how did you do it?"

Liu Changan punched Nong Xinrui.

Wang Yibo couldn't block Liu Chang'an's kick, Gao Cunyi couldn't block Liu Chang'an's palm, and Nong Xinrui couldn't block Liu Chang'an's punch.

Nong Xinrui felt an irresistible force pushing her back again and again, staggering and falling into the muddy water, she was drenched all over.

Zhu Juntang stared at Liu Changan dumbfounded. This woman is a reporter, and she is obviously the kind who stirs up the flames and guides the interviewer with her own purpose. Zhu Juntang still felt unbelievable: "Why did you hit her?"

"She asked me how I did it. Didn't she want to feel it? It's hard to explain, just experience it for yourself."

"Let's feel it... this way?"

"Since she came from afar, she must be very sincere. I believe she won't mind. She must have experienced it and knows how I did it."

Zhu Juntang didn't say anything else, she wasn't interested in helping strangers at all, she was just simply feeling emotional, and at the same time remembered Liu Changan kicking her and watching her fall into a monkey in her living room, Liu Changan He still doesn't have the attitude of pity and pity for little fairies, let alone this kind of old woman who is only fair-looking.

"Liu Chang'an! You actually did something to me?" Nong Xinrui felt that she was not injured, so she got up and looked at Liu Chang'an angrily.