I'm really immortal

Bai Hui saw Shangguan Dandan wielding the big chainsaw abruptly, sometimes raising it above her head, sometimes smashing it on the ground and scratching, she was really worried that Shangguan Dandan would saw herself off if it was activated. hands and feet.

"I thought you wanted to saw trees for fun, but you can't saw the trees on the street indiscriminately, even the ones you planted yourself are very troublesome!" Bai Hui still breathed a sigh of relief, as long as Shangguan Dandan is not Just sawing trees everywhere, as for sawing bad guys?Bai Hui didn't take it seriously either, because Shangguan Dandan, like Zhu Juntang, often said some very inappropriate things.

"Call me when you saw the bad guys. Let's find a safe place to saw. After sawing, we will use the method of rapid biodegradation. We will not be able to use any scientific means to test and find positive reactions in human tissue." Zhu Juntang is very professional. said.

Bai Hui was taken aback by Zhu Juntang's calm and murderous remarks, "Xiaotang, although you are from the Department of Biology, you seem to have learned nothing. It's not like you can say something. Has something been stolen?"

"When I first met Liu Chang'an last year, I tried to take samples from him for research, but to no avail. What I'm talking about is not professional knowledge. As long as you are as ruthless as I am, and treat people like mustard, you will master this knowledge sooner or later. " Zhu Juntang raised his head pretentiously, and raised his head, "Do you think I'm joking when I say that my mother is one of the most powerful evil forces in the world? Under the influence of my ears and eyes, I will inevitably become a ferocious baa baa. "

"This...is human life, not people's. Treat human life as worthless, not mustard." Bai Hui couldn't help correcting, sometimes I really don't know if Zhu Juntang did it on purpose, or didn't know it at all, always using idioms and colloquialisms Mess.

"Heaven and earth are not benevolent, treat all things as straw dogs, sages are not benevolent, and treat the people as straw dogs, Xiaotang is not benevolent, and regards the people as mustard." Shangguan finished speaking Dandan, hugging her chainsaw and giggling.

"The word Xiaotang doesn't sound as powerful as heaven, earth, and saints. It should be that fairies are heartless and regard the people as mustard. Fairies are similar to heaven, earth, and saints." Zhu Juntang thought for a while, and used his cultural background to correct Shangguan Dandan the words used.

"I think it's better to use a princess. The princess represents the class that is opposed to the people." After all, Bai Hui was born in New China and grew up under the red flag, so she instinctively has such a cognition in her heart.

"Well, Princess Baa-baa of the Colorful Glazed Pure White Fairyland is also one of my provinces... one of my identities..." Zhu Juntang nodded in agreement, and then acted like a baby, "Godmother, Liu Changan wiped out the title on my jade seal , write me another one."

Zhu Juntang took out the jade seal from the two doll-shaped pockets in front of her skirt, and handed it to Shangguan Dandan.

"After being smoothed by him, the jade seal is thin, not thick enough and not conforming to the shape. I will give you two new ones tomorrow." Shangguan nodded lightly.

Bai Hui watched from the side, full of envy, wondering when Dan Dan would be able to canonize herself as a fairy and princess.

The three of them returned to the resort center. Zhou Shuling saw Shangguan Dandan holding the chainsaw, and was a little worried that she was targeting Liu Changan's beloved plane tree. After asking clearly, she felt relieved and volunteered that if Dandan wanted to use the chainsaw She can let Zhou Shuling operate it, after all, this kind of thing seems to be more difficult to use than electric cookers, microwave ovens and washing machines that Shangguan Dandan can't master.

Shangguan Dandan thought about it for a while, then shook his head. First, Zhou Shuling is his beloved daughter-in-law. Second, if something happens to Zhou Shuling, even if she is rescued in the end, Liu Changan will definitely turn against Shangguan Dandan. Maybe they will lock her in a small coffin and not allow her to come out, I don't know.

When Zhou Dongdong saw Zhu Juntang's small trailer, he immediately put on the lasso shoulder straps on the front of the small trailer for the livestock, and ran around the garden with the small trailer.

Zhu Juntang looked at Zhou Dongdong from the side, then looked at Liu Changan, and immediately got a chestnut from Liu Changan, which made Zhu Juntang very upset. This bad old man usually doesn't understand her mind at all, but when Zhu Juntang was thinking When dealing with his conspiracies and tricks, he always has a tacit understanding with her, as long as she has a wrong look, he will find out.

It seems that compared with Liu Chang'an's, his wisdom in observing words and demeanor is somewhat inferior, and this is one of the rare places where Zhu Juntang is not as good as him.

Liu Changan went to see Shangguan Dandan's chainsaw, and warned Zhou Shuling and Bai Hui not to play with this thing just to please Shangguan Dandan... But there is no need to warn Zhu Juntang, how could Zhu Juntang operate a chainsaw? ?She doesn't even know how to use nail clippers.

Bai Hui found out that she was mentioned by Liu Changan together with Zhou Shuling, and she was a little happy. After all, he needs his attention here now, and there are so many people close to him, which means that she is also the number one in the queue, so she ran after him into the kitchen , was pushed out by Liu Changan again... The kitchen is preparing supper, busy.

Tonight's supper is mainly shrimp, crab and beef. I don't eat roasted whole lamb anymore.

The beef is local yellow beef and wagyu beef brought in by air. The shrimp and crab are also common, just a variety of big lobsters and king crabs. Some are steamed, some are used for barbecue, some are used for hot pot, and some are made into fish meat.

Fish meat is a general term for sliced ​​fresh fish, shrimp, crab and shellfish eaten with dipping sauce. It was a very common way of eating in ancient times.

For example, Chen Deng, the prefect of Guangling in the Eastern Han Dynasty, liked to eat fish cakes very much. At that time, people were not aware of the prevention and treatment of parasites. Chen Deng ate too much fish cakes, which caused gastrointestinal problems caused by parasites. Hua Tuo saved... After being saved by Hua Tuo, Chen Deng continued to eat and ate himself to death.

Fish sticks became even more popular in the Tang Dynasty, and Li Bai wrote a poem "There is a small official in Luzhong, Feng Qilang, who gave the surplus of fighting wine and double fish to Ni Lu because of drinking carp and leaving poems".

For many of Li Bai's poems, just look at the title, because he has already written all the time, place, characters and events in the title.

The "carp" in this poem refers to making fish into fish sticks.

As for the matter of the Tang Dynasty, the grandsons of the turtles in the east will of course have to learn it. Since then, fish meat has been introduced to Japan from the Tang Dynasty, so that people nowadays think that sashimi originated in Japan.

The highest achievement of food culture in other parts of the world is to give shoes to Chinese food culture.

Today's fish meat is mainly made of Chinese Splendid Lobster, which is not yet a second-class protected animal in the country, so you can eat it if you have money.

"Try this prawn yellow soup. It's made from a big pot of lobsters picked yellow." Liu Changan dug out a small bowl and handed it to Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong were sitting on both sides of Liu Chang'an. Leaving aside Zhou Dongdong's entry into the barrier, Zhou Shuling was looking at the huge lobster in front of him with nowhere to go.

Because watching other people eat lobster on TV is always in the kind of restaurant with a knife and fork, and puts on a polite posture, eating such a small plate of things that are basically two or three mouthfuls after removing the shell, but there is something weighing more than 20 catties on the table in front of you. , there is no large lobster that can be served on a dinner plate, and the other ones are several catties even if they are smaller.

The crab was also very scary. Zhou Shuling suspected that it was staring at her. Fortunately, it was tied up and could not move. The chef was dealing with its companion on the spot.

Fortunately, there are not only whole lobsters, but also various dishes made from split shrimp meat for her to eat. In fact, Zhou Shuling still likes to eat at home, so she can just ask Liu Changan how to deal with such a big lobster, or like It's delicious for Zhou Dongdong to gnaw on a big lobster like that.

Liu Changan brought shrimp and yellow soup, Zhou Shuling ate what he gave, and was holding a spoon to start, Zhou Shuling suddenly felt that something was wrong, she always felt that several eyes fell on her.

Zhou Shuling raised her head, and found that everyone seemed to be eating on their own, not paying attention to her, so she began to eat the shrimp and yellow soup personally delivered by Liu Changan.

"Why don't you give it to me today?" Zhu Juntang first expressed his dissatisfaction. He obviously ate roasted whole lamb last time. After he roasted it, he gave Zhu Juntang the appetizer cut from it.

For a ceremonial dish like roasted whole lamb, how to eat it, which one to eat first, and who to eat first, are very particular, especially for an old-fashioned person like Liu Changan. He must have realized that when he gave the first plate of roast meat to Zhu Juntang Zhu Juntang's fairy status is the most honorable.

He didn't pay attention to Zhu Juntang again today?This made Zhu Juntang a little angry, this volatile old man.

"You performed well today?" Liu Chang'an asked back, and dug a bowl for her at the same time.

Zhu Juntang thought about it carefully, then nodded, he performed very well every day, perfect.

Liu Changan didn't bother to pay attention to her, and told everyone to eat this shrimp soup first. This food must be eaten while it is hot to be delicious, and the taste will be much worse when it is slightly cold.

Bai Hui and Yan Qingcheng sat across from Liu Chang'an, and after Liu Chang'an greeted everyone, the two looked at each other inexplicably, smiled politely, and nodded slightly before turning their heads away, like celebrities meeting on a formal occasion .

Liu Changan didn't give Baifen something to eat, but Baifen didn't have any objections, after all there were so many people, Liu Changan only gave it to Zhou Shuling and Zhu Juntang.

Zhou Shuling is not the object of Bai Hui's jealousy and vigilance. If there is really a harem struggle circle surrounding Liu Chang'an, then Zhou Shuling is completely outside the circle, staying away from disputes, and unintentionally participating in the intrigue within the circle.

Zhu Juntang is similar, Zhu Juntang is upright, generous, and not at all unpredictable like some people.

Hehe, this Yan Qingcheng must have thought that when she ate with Liu Changan in the cafeteria that time, Liu Changan gave her some food, she felt that she would be treated like this today, and Bai Hui felt secretly refreshed, and then sent the freshly baked lobster tongs to her. In front of Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan and Zhu Juntang sat opposite each other, both ends of the long dining table, and Shangguan Dandan asked the chef to process the ingredients next to her, so that she could take photos and videos while eating to post to Moments.

"Fenhui, you are determined. You have to eat more. You have lost weight recently. You can give Liu Changan... and give him another piece of beef. A man needs to eat meat to be full. These shrimps, crabs, etc. Just have a taste." Shangguan Dandan nodded in satisfaction, and at the same time displayed the dining table skills in Gongdou, by assigning his favorite daughter-in-law to deliver food to the emperor, to enhance her sense of existence, which shows that she is rightly favored by the emperor. If you are sensible, you will appoint her to serve as bed attendant tonight.

Bai Hui was a little shy, and always felt that Shangguan Dandan was doing this, as if the mother-in-law was declaring something, and couldn't help but feel a little shy and apprehensive of "working in the kitchen for three days, washing hands to make soup".

She still grabbed a plate of steak, shared a piece with everyone including Yan Qingcheng, then put the remaining few catties in front of Liu Changan, lowered her body and whispered in his ear, "Enough is enough." Bar?"

Before Liu Changan could answer, she stood up straight, walked back to her seat, looked at her empty plate, and looked at Liu Changan's large plate of steak in a daze.

Seeing Bai Hui's stupid look, everyone laughed, Liu Changan got up and picked up the plate, put a piece with a long clip and put it on Bai Hui's dinner plate.

Bai Hui slightly turned her head thirty degrees, and did not look at Yan Qingcheng directly, but at this time, it is not necessary to look at Yan Qingcheng, or not to look at each other, and the winner or loser in the scene has already been decided.

Yan Qingcheng was a little stunned, her eyes froze, Bai Hui's operation made Yan Qingcheng think that she was in a Gongdou TV series.

She's too... wife... Yan Qingcheng couldn't describe Bai Hui's actions for a while, nor could she express her own feelings, so she felt ashamed.

No, I actually understood Bai Hui's operation, as well as her small eyebrows and small eyes. Doesn't this mean that I have been unconsciously led by Bai Hui into that kind of bitch feeling?

This made Yan Qingcheng sober up, and she could no longer compete with Bai Hui because she didn't like Bai Hui's behavior very much, lest she end up becoming a member of the favor circle surrounding Liu Chang'an for no reason.

Shangguan Dandan started to eat grilled lobster claws, the meat stuffed his mouth, and temporarily controlled the Queen Mother's small mouth, unable to speak, Shangguan Dandan looked around, observed everyone's expressions, and nodded with satisfaction, but it's a pity that Yaya is not here today, If Xiaofang and Xiao Zhongqing also participated, it would be more fun, and only the queen mother can grasp such a situation.

Shangguan Dandan still remembered that Qin Yanan, Su Mei, and Zhou Shuling were the participants of the first Gongdou meeting. Xiaoling was too immature at that time, um, it is still the same now, but Qin Yanan showed the demeanor of a big woman. Talking about the mourning poem "Half Death Tong", it perfectly answered Shangguan Dandan's question about "the way of serving a husband".

As for that vicious woman Su Mei, after all, she was born in a businessman. She is more than aggressive and shrewd, but her mind is too narrow and narrow. up.

After this, how many factions will they form?How many more groups will be formed?Shangguan calmly analyzed with great interest.

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After eating supper, Zhou Dongdong hollowed out the largest lobster's head, wiped it clean and put it on his head, and claimed to be General Shrimp. He waved the two prawn claws left over from Shangguan Dandan's meal, and suddenly felt I am very majestic, almost invincible in the world.

"There is progress." Liu Changan said to Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling looked at him suspiciously.

"In the past, after eating watermelon, she took the watermelon rind and poked her head on her head to become a watermelon general. You see, she still knows how to wipe the shrimp's head clean. Isn't this progress?" Liu Changan patted Zhou Shuling on the shoulder, "Growth is here. Shown in every detail.”

"You...are you serious?" Zhou Shuling couldn't judge.

"If you put a lobster skull on your head, you'll know if I'm serious." Liu Changan said with a smile.

"Disgusting!" Zhou Shuling thumped him, then went to grab Zhou Dongdong, ready to take her upstairs to take a bath.

Zhou Shuling wants to take care of the children, but for girls in the mobile phone age, even lying on the bed is just playing with the mobile phone.

Bai Hui is going to find someone to accompany Shangguan Dandan to beat Huzi away. Zhu Juntang can't do this task. Zhu Juntang has no brand name in playing cards, peeking, replaying, temporarily adding rules, grabbing cards and other means are all available. Extremely, unless Liu Changan is also playing, no one can stop her from cheating.

Then there was only Liu Chang'an. When Bai Hui and Zhu Juntang went to look for Liu Chang'an hand in hand, they found that he and Shangguan Dandan had walked out of the resort building and were walking towards the night market street where there were not many lights.

Chapter 898 The Empress Dowager's Positive Attitude towards Life

Yan Qingcheng was the first to see Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan leaving the resort center. She watched from the balcony of the room on the third floor. Shangguan Dandan was holding a big thermos, while Liu Changan was carrying Shangguan Dandan's new purchase today. The chainsaw I own, I pull it a few times to start and turn off from time to time.

Yan Qingcheng knows how to use a hand-held hacksaw. The dilapidated desks in the rural primary school are always put to good use. They are repaired and repaired year after year. Saws, hammers, pliers and other commonly used tools must always be mastered. Knowing how to use it, for a girl who grew up in a living environment like Yan Qingcheng, it is not difficult to skillfully operate and repair tables and chairs.

If it's Bai Hui's kind... Forget it, I always compete with her, and only make up my mind to avoid following Bai Hui's rhythm and temperament when eating.

But today, Baifen really worked hard. Such a girl who usually weighs herself before and after meals, and yells when she gains a little fat, has eaten a lot today. You must know that any lobster , In the restaurant, it is a serving of a table full of people.

When seeing Shangguan Dandan and Liu Changan walking out, Yan Qingcheng felt very strange, why did Shangguan Dandan always hold such a big thermos?

Today, Shangguan Dandan hugged the pot except when he was jumping on the stage. Yan Qingcheng reckoned that if the thermos was filled with water, it might weigh more than ten catties, and Yan Qingcheng also heard Shangguan Dandan muttering from time to time. Two sentences like "I have no strength".

Holding such a big thermos all the time, you have a lot of strength. If there is no place to use your strength, who would hold a big thing weighing more than ten kilograms all day long to practice?

The first time I saw Shangguan Dandan was when Liu Changan took her to participate in class activities. At that time, Yan Qingcheng noticed that Shangguan Dandan always stuffed her mouth with things and her cheeks were bulging.

Especially when Su Nanxiu stated that she was Liu Changan's wife, and Liu Changan also said that after breaking up with Su Nanxiu for a long time, Yan Qingcheng thought that Shangguan Dandan was also some kind of restraint for Liu Changan to satisfy his perverted interests.

Now it doesn't seem to be the case, if Shangguan Dandan was Liu Changan's confinement, Bai Chacha would not follow Shangguan Dandan to lick his ass.

According to Yan Qingcheng's observation, it seems that big cities now pay attention to a sub-center. Liu Chang'an is the center of their circle, and Shangguan Dandan is the sub-center. In many cases, this sub-center has a tendency to become more popular.

I just don’t know what the two of them are doing going out with a chainsaw in the middle of the night. I hope tomorrow there will be no news that a corpse sawed into many pieces is found nearby. Thinking of this, Yan Qingcheng smiled and walked out of the room After all, Liu Changan is just a "student master", not a perverted killer.

In the corridor, I happened to see Zhou Dongdong, who was only wearing a set of underwear and underwear, holding a small water gun in his hand and shooting back while running away anxiously. Zhou Shuling chased after him, watching Yan Qingcheng smile from the room Li walked out and hurriedly called Yan Qingcheng to help stop him.

Yan Qingcheng bent down with a smile, and opened her arms to try to block Zhou Dongdong, but because she didn't know what to do, Zhou Dongdong also fell to the ground, one big and one small rolled into a ball. Fortunately, Zhou Shuling had already arrived and took Zhou Dongdong Dongdong caught it.

Zhou Dongdong got up from Yan Qingcheng, Yan Qingcheng breathed a sigh of relief and resumed her normal breathing, she finally understood that today Zhou Dongdong just got off the helicopter, Zhu Juntang and Bai Hui both tried to hug Zhou Dongdong What happened to Dongdong but gave up again, and I understand why so many people like Zhou Dongdong, but Liu Changan is the only one who plays with her in his arms.

Liu Chang'an is really an invincible person, so Yan Qingcheng deeply realized this.

"Sorry, are you not injured?" Zhou Shuling asked with concern, and helped her caress her back by the way. The main thing was that Yan Qingcheng didn't have a lot of flesh, unlike other people who were more fleshy and could cushion the impact.

Seeing Yan Qingcheng, Zhou Shuling thought of her girlhood. In many ordinary or difficult families, girls grew up tall and thin, with long but thin legs.

After Zhou Shuling started selling breakfast, she always had to eat all the breakfast that could not be sold out, and the meat on her body began to increase.

"It's okay." Yan Qingcheng got up, and said with a smile, "It's a lot of work to bathe her, I'll help you."

"Okay, thank you." Zhou Shuling graciously accepted the other party's kindness, and then shot at Zhou Dongdong with a small water gun, forcing her back into the room.

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Liu Chang'an and Shangguan Dandan had been walking on the street for 5 minutes, and he noticed that Shangguan Dandan hadn't started to tap his back, rub his waist, or simply stop, waiting for him to turn around and talk to him. She makes eye contact and stuff like that.

better.

Walking through a detour, I suddenly saw a half-cubic boulder blocking the road, and there was a sinkhole behind the boulder.

It seemed that the stone served as a warning, but the stone itself was a danger here, so Liu Changan smashed the stone to pieces, filled it into the hole, and stepped on it carefully to eliminate the potential safety hazard.

Liu Changan picked up the chainsaw that was placed aside, and was just about to stand up when he felt something soft crawling onto his back.

At this time, if the body is stiff, not daring to look back, and feeling the texture and breath of this thing with fear, it is a horror story.

If you look back and see Shangguan Dandan's glamorous face and soft and thick long hair, it's the ghost story of Liaozhai, the kind of Nie Xiaoqian and Ning Caichen, a little dangerous but with a scent of evil spirit.

She was able to climb up after he finished his work, instead of standing by and feeling tired, and climbed up regardless of his care, it was already the empress dowager's consideration.

Liu Changan dragged her buttocks with one hand, and continued walking with the chainsaw in the other. He didn't say anything, and it was useless to say anything anyway. Could it be that she would jump off his back if he gave a good reason? ?Impossible, there is no need to waste dragon saliva.

"I have 1 yuan now, and I will transfer it to you on WeChat. Can you give me 1 yuan in cash?" Shangguan Dandan discussed with Liu Changan.

"Go ahead, I'll ask Zhou Shuling to go to the store and get cash for you later." Liu Changan said.

Shangguan Dandan thought about it hesitantly, "Then I'll go directly to Xiaoling."

"It's up to you." Liu Chang'an suspected that Shangguan Dandan would bury the 1 yuan in her clay pot in the vegetable field, and then the vending machine would still be empty-handed, or let one of her "sons" Daughter-in-law "filial piety.

He didn't say anything, so as not to arouse her vigilance and dig a hole to bury the clay pot in another place. The idea of ​​wanting to dig up her clay pot, seeing her faint in surprise, and falling headfirst into the hole she dug, is hard to get rid of after all. .

"After I have a vending machine, it is equivalent to having a canteen. I realized the dream of Dongdong first." Shangguan Tantan said proudly.

"Even if it is a vending machine, you have to pay attention to the memory capacity of the vending machine every day, replenish the goods, sort out the prices by category, input them into the in-machine system, and check the accounts." Liu Changan reminded her kindly, "You think the vending machine is like your TV. It’s the same, you can use it when you plug it in, don’t you need to take care of it anymore?”

Shangguan Dandan's body stiffened for a moment, and then she hit his shoulder with her chin angrily, shouldn't this kind of thing be discussed after she bought the vending machine!

Speaking now, it greatly affected Shangguan Dandan's active work mood. The Queen Mother did not want to do nothing every day, but to have a normal work or study life like others. Buying vending machines is the key to realizing the Queen Mother's positive attitude towards life!

As for the fact that after buying the vending machine, it was too troublesome to do much business, that was another matter. Anyway, Shangguan Dandan already had a normal working environment and content.

"Why don't you go to school? You were sent by Qin Peng, and he should help you with the identity information." Liu Changan thought for a while and said.