I'm really immortal

Speaking of Shangguan Dandan being sent by Qin Peng, Liu Changan remembered that when he first met Li Hongfang, Li Hongshan said that the place where the living coffin was located had a vision of heaven and earth, and that the living coffin was originally in Qin Peng's place, so Li Hongfang Even after discovering the vision of heaven and earth, he dared not take any action.

Thinking about it now, Li Hongfang was able to discover a ghostly vision of heaven and earth, but her problem of making up stories just kicked in, but she didn't think that when she first met, Li Hongfang should feel that she would be killed by Liu Changan at any time, and she dared to make up stories there. The story is nonsense.

Liu Changan smiled and shook his head.

"Do you carry me to school every day?" Shangguan Dandan frowned, going to school is definitely not acceptable, but if he is willing to send her to school like this, the Queen Mother would appreciate this attitude.

"You dream." Liu Changan is not her pony carriage, "Zhou Dongdong only dreams of riding a dog to school. Kindergarten and primary school students may occasionally be carried or carried to school. How old are you? ?”

"If you carry me to school every day, it's not impossible for me to walk around, drink some water, rest and go back. Since you don't want to carry me, why should I go to school? If going to school is fun, Why is Xiaotang so resistant? She even committed suicide in order not to go to school." Shangguan shook his head and sighed, Dongdong should have been more innocent and lively, but it was pitiful to be oppressed by them to go to school every day.

Liu Chang'an didn't expect that not only Shangguan Dandan could radiate the light of wisdom and pollution to influence others, but Zhu Juntang could also turn back on Shangguan Dandan. They are real raccoon dogs.

"Hurry up, you walk like this, when you find the fox parasitized by my hair, it will be dawn." Shangguan Dandan pinched Liu Changan between his legs and shouted loudly, "Whoa!" !"

Liu Changan wanted to hit her backhandedly, but he held the chainsaw in one hand and her buttocks in the other. He jumped off the road and disappeared into the forest.

Chapter 899 The Empress Dowager

In southern Shonan Province, there is a land of fish and rice nurtured by Dongting Lake and the Xiangjiang River. To the west, there is a world-renowned global geological park and the earth's precious heritage Gongjiajie.

The western part of southern Hunan, including Baoqing City, borders Guizhou Province, which is the only province in the country that does not have a vast plain area. It is one of the most typical lava landforms in the world. karst landscape.

Earlier, after Liu Changan drilled out of the complex underground river channel in the Yucatan Peninsula, he returned to the caves in Guizhou Province to drill, but he still felt that the caves here were too complicated.

The fox that Shangguan Dantan was talking about was a strange beast that had turned into a human, sitting in the passenger seat of that woman named Wudang Shan.

Zhu Juntang called that woman Wudang Mountain, which reminded Liu Changan that before he came to Nanshan last time, he went to the women’s health club of the alien beasts. On the way, he met a woman and asked Liu Changan if he remembered her. Liu Changan vaguely remembered that her name was Wudang Shan, Liu Changan also greeted her politely.

It seems that it is the same woman, and a woman named Wudang Mountain is a little strange, but after thinking about it, I feel that it is quite stylish and stately.

Zhu Juntang knew her as a woman from Taiwan Island, and Yishou was not staying in their base camp, the Women's Health Club, so it seemed very suspicious to come to such a remote place.

What's more, the women's health club also colluded with Fujiwara Jiujing. Fujiwara Jiujing was rescued by Shangguan Dandan's hair... Bah, after being parasitized by Shangguan's Dandan's hair.

Whether the rescue was successful or not, Liu Chang'an was still not sure, because he had never seen Fujiwara Jiui again, but Fujiwara Jiui was obviously relieved at the time. In Li Hongfang's words: Suspected of unclean behavior with AIDS patients, panicked After fear, I finally got the blocking medicine.

"The hair you planted on Fujiwara Jiujing has been pulled out, can you feel it?" After Li Hongfang told Liu Chang'an about this, he didn't pay much attention to it, so let me tell her now by the way.

Shangguan Dandan planted hair on Fujiwara Jiujing's body, not because she and Fujiwara Jiujing had great hatred, Liu Chang'an guessed that Shangguan Dandan was protecting her "daughters-in-law" and did not want them to be harassed by Fujiwara Jiujing.

The removal of the hair will let Fujiwara Jiui know how powerful it is, but the deterrent effect has not been eliminated, but it has deepened Fujiwara Jiui's vigilance and made him dare not act rashly.

Since then, Fujiwara Jiujing probably has no interest in pursuing Zhou Shuling, and it can be seen that this person is not the kind of trash who is so lustful that he will lose his mind.

"Yes, but this will prove that person, knowing that I am not someone he can provoke, so I didn't care." Shangguan nodded lightly, lying on Liu Changan's back was very comfortable, but he was lazy Yes, I don't want to move even if I want to drink some water.

"Did you know? Our ability to sense isolated hair can be explained by some viewpoints in quantum theory. Some ordinary humans also have this ability, but it is unstable and cannot be controlled autonomously. For example, three years ago One night in the middle of the night, Lao Cao in Building [-] suddenly woke up and hurriedly called his son, only to find out that his son had just died, and it was then that he knew that his son had just become an anti-narcotics policeman a year ago." Liu Changan said.

"How long has quantum theory been born?" Shangguan Dandan doesn't understand this at all. Even though he has become a relatively knowledgeable modern person by playing mobile phones and watching TV on weekdays, he doesn't know much about quantum theory.

"It was the beginning of the last century."

"According to my limited contact with that wicked woman Su Nanxiu and Yaya's report, I know that you were basically a playboy, a businessman, and a soldier at the beginning of the last century. After the founding of New China, you worked as a farmer, worker, Teacher, etc., the main research is the so-called biology, and there is no opportunity and time to study the melon seed theory..." Shangguan Dandan tugged at Liu Changan's ear and reminded him, "Don't talk nonsense in fields that you have no research and are not good at. , would look stupid."

Liu Changan stopped talking, not even interested in correcting the quantum theory, not the melon seed theory.

He didn't specialize in research, but it wasn't that he was talking nonsense as Shangguan Dandan said, he just didn't bother arguing with her, obviously she was the one who liked to talk nonsense in fields she wasn't good at.

For example, when Liu Changan was working in the kitchen and didn't plan to ask her for help, she would come in and give Liu Changan advice on how to do housework to save worry and effort, to show that she was a shrewd queen mother who knew how to live.

She even taught Liu Changan a way to save water, which is to turn on the tap to drip water a little bit, but not to turn the water meter.

Of course Liu Changan would not do this, and when she tried to get Zhou Shuling to do the same, she stopped her teaching process. Zhou Shuling may have a bit of a flattering personality. Will still do it.

"I'm tired."

Finding that Liu Changan was no longer talking to him, Shangguan was in a daze. After a while, seeing Liu Changan still jumping from one mountain to another, he pinched Liu Changan with his calf, "I'm tired! Huh!"

Liu Changan grabbed her butt again, then stopped, and asked, "How far is it from that strange beast?"

"They are also near here. It seems that this is their destination. Let's rest first. I want to drink water." Shangguan Dandan slid down from Liu Changan's back, poured a glass of water for Liu Changan with a lid, and held it up by himself. Pick up the thermos and "gulu gulu" and pour it into the little mouth.

Liu Chang'an hadn't drank Shangguan Dandan's effervescent water for a long time. After taking a sip, he found that the poor queen mother had a much more refined life now. Too strong a sweetener tastes like suds.

In short, it still didn't taste good, Liu Changan finished it politely, and returned the lid to her.

Liu Changan took out his mobile phone and looked at the map. There were still some names of villages around. It was not a no-man’s land. The signal of the mobile phone was not very good, but he could still communicate and surf the Internet. More than 20 Beidou satellites can be found.

"I originally thought that the strange beast was mixed with people from Taiwan, and was related to Fujiwara Jiujing. Most of them came here for the military airport and some military facilities, but now it seems that it is not. There used to be bandits around here. In the base camp, there is no important information that can be spied on by them." Liu Changan put away his phone and said.

Many people in the 80s and [-]s have watched a TV series called "Wulong Mountain Suppression of Bandits". The prototype of the story is the bandits entrenched in this area. At that time, New China was just established, and the defeated KMT remnants were entrenched in western Hunan, colluding with local bandits. , endangering the Quartet, the People's Liberation Army's anti-bandit squad fought fiercely with them here, and finally succeeded in eradicating these bandits and saving the local people.

Zhu Juntang should be brought, explain the history to her personally, and increase her knowledge, Zhu Juntang's upside-down historical knowledge, Liu Chang'an always wants to beat her when she hears her talk about it.

After Shangguan Dandan finished drinking the water, he took out a handkerchief and wiped the corners of his mouth, then touched the thermos with his arms, and then pointed to the opposite halfway up the mountain.

There are dense forests, only vague trails meandering in the forest, a big tree growing obliquely has dense branches and leaves, and there is a dilapidated temple under the thick canopy.

In front of the main entrance of the temple, there was a flag erected, and the pen was hanging smoothly on a windless night, and it could be seen that the four words "Inn of the Dead" were impressively written on it.

At this time, there was a sudden gust of wind, and the flag was waving, as if something had passed by. The drum swayed, and the flagpole also shook a few times. It seems that there is no difference between copying and pasting one after another, only this temple becomes the only foothold.

How could a temple be an inn?This is not surprising. When people were traveling in the past, not everyone could afford to live in an inn, nor could there be an inn where they could stay at any time.

It’s not advisable to rush after dark. Finding a place that can shelter from the wind and rain is the daily life of people who leave their hometown. It’s basically the same as those who travel poorly now... No, it may be quite different. Many people who travel poorly now, The worst thing is to live in a youth hostel, hold a live broadcast, or find some sponsorship, or simply write a sign and place a bowl, which is much more comfortable than those who used to spend a night in the corner of the eaves of the temple or Taoist temple.

However, if the words "Inn of the Dead" are written in black on the white flag, it is not for people to rest their feet. Even if there is no place for ordinary people to rest, they will not enter this place. If the living live in the "Inn of the Dead", you will not die. no.

"This is the resting place of the Xiangxi exorcists." Liu Chang'an said to Shangguan Dandan, who was well-informed.

Shangguan Dandan put the thermos on the ground, put his legs together, and stretched his arms, bouncing around Liu Changan like a little zombie.

Shangguan Dandan usually watched TV with Zhou Dongdong, and watched a lot of zombie movies. Many zombies have their own coffins, which made Shangguan Dandan feel a little substituting. Usually Zhou Dongdong would also jump around like zombies, but There is no image of Shangguan Dandan.

"You finally admit that you are a little zombie?" It's a pity that you don't have yellow paper and a pen at hand, otherwise you must write a talisman by hand and stick it on her forehead.

"I am a zombie mother, and you are my little zombie." After bouncing around, Shangguan Dandan lowered his arms and jumped in front of Liu Changan, then jumped up and opened his mouth to bite Liu Changan's cheek.

Liu Changan reached out and grabbed her waist, pulled her off with all his strength, and was about to throw her directly on the flag on the opposite side of the mountain to hang, but suddenly found that behind the tree not far from the temple, there was a light from the screen of the mobile phone. Flashing, and on the other side of the mountain path, a group of corpse exorcising teams are marching towards the "Dead Inn".

Chapter 900 The King of the Dead

Liu Changan pinched Shangguan Dandan's waist and held it. In the dark night when he couldn't see his fingers, he looked around, his eyes focused on the corpse exorcist team.

Liu Chang'an has done some research on expelling corpses.

In the eyes of the public, exorcising corpses belongs to the culture of the Malay tribe, but this Malay tribe has nothing to do with the Malay tribe living in the Malay Peninsula.

The witch clan who can drive corpses is not a nation or race, but those who can fight against strange beasts in the ancient times of mankind.

In the era of rampant alien beasts, human beings are very weak compared to them. Fortunately, they are widely distributed and rely on hard work to reproduce to survive and not become extinct.

Although the human body is weak, it has a stronger reproductive ability than beasts, and it also has the wisdom forced out of desperation.

Humans chose to improve their bloodlines. They sent handsome men and beauties to capture the hearts of some alien beasts, allowing these alien beasts to combine with humans, and gave birth to some offspring with human bloodlines and appearance, but inherited the abilities of alien beasts.

These descendants are the Wu Clan. Most of the mysterious and powerful characters in myths and legends are such Wu Clan, such as many heroes who assisted the Yellow Emperor.

The existence of the witch clan gave human beings finally some capital to survive in the era of rampant alien beasts. The powerful witch clan could directly fight against the top powerhouse among the alien beasts without losing ground or even defeating them.

"Do you still remember the key reason why your uncle and late husband came to power?" Liu Chang'an put the Shangguan, which was held horizontally, vertically on the ground.

This seems to be a strange movement process, but it is actually very natural, because Shangguan Dandan kept her whole body stiff in order to show that she is a professional in playing the little zombie, and it is easy to hold it in her hand like a dried salted fish. Convenient, unlike live fish, which is soft, slippery and difficult to hold.

After Shangguan landed lightly, he put his hands down, jumped a few more times and came to her thermos, and then said: "The curse of witchcraft. I suspect that you are causing trouble, but I have no evidence. I have studied the history of the Eastern Han Dynasty, and I plan to write a screenplay myself, and I will make a movie or series in the future."

"She has done some research on the history of the Eastern Han Dynasty? She should first figure out the difference between the Western Han Dynasty and the Eastern Han Dynasty, which one comes first." Liu Changan's voice rose unconsciously. She even wrote the screenplay herself?

Liu Chang'an just wanted to say that if Zhu Juntang was the screenwriter, the plot would definitely not be able to see the extreme, but thinking about how incredible Zhu Juntang's writing was, could it be that some real screenwriters wrote that Huo Qubing kneeled down to the Huns for a woman of a different race so absurdly?

Huo Qubing is Shangguan Dandan's great grandfather, presumably Zhu Juntang will still restrain himself when making up nonsense, so he won't be so stupid.

"Children are playing, why be angry?" Shangguan said indifferently, Zhu Juntang's nonsense is just her cuteness, and the queen mother likes it very much.

"What I want to say is that in the scourge of witchcraft, there were actually Wuzu, but at that time, the special blood of their ancestors had become thinner. The corpse soldiers and generals who shocked Liu Che were the Wuzu. The last glory." Liu Changan said with a little regret.

In the scourge of witchcraft, Liu Che was terrified by the mysterious and unpredictable means of the witch clan, but he was the emperor of Hanwu after all. He took this opportunity to completely eradicate this secret method that could shake the foundation of the empire's center, and involved in the succession All the witches who were struggling for power were killed, and they were hunted down across the country. Since then, the witches have disappeared in the Central Plains.

The Wu Clan was not completely extinct, but came to Xiangxi, which is full of poisonous snakes and insects in the south. The geographical location is remote and dangerous, and there are natural barriers such as poisonous snakes and snakes. , The "moving spirit" that could have driven corpse soldiers and generals has become a "drive corpse" that helps people transport corpses back to Hunan.

Today's "repelling corpses", like "Gudu" and "Luohuadongnv", are collectively called "Three Evils in Western Hunan". Among them, Gudu and Luohuadongnv are not uncommon to see. A hundred things are rare to see.

Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan saw each other tonight.

The exorcism team consisted of two people and six corpses. The leader was a middle-aged man in a coir raincoat and a bamboo hat, and an old Taoist robe under the coir raincoat.

The taoist robe is naturally torn, and the knees have been carefully patched. It looks old, and the taoist robe fits very well on the body, not as loose and airless as in movies and TV dramas.

The six "corpses" did not stretch out their arms and jump like Shangguan Dandan. Instead, their bodies twisted weirdly. When walking, their legs were stiff, as if they barely moved one leg, and then dragged the other leg forward. very slowly.

Some "corpses" had their heads sideways on their necks, some looked up at the sky, and some wrapped their heads in black cloth, forming a team of exorcising corpses that was completely different from those in film and television works.

The last person in the corpse exorcism team, wearing a pair of round-rimmed glasses, was wearing more ordinary clothes, with a green cloth bag hanging around his neck, and he followed with difficulty, pulling the "corpses" from time to time.

"I'm hungry, tired and sleepy." Shangguan Dandan yawned, and said something casually, trying to attract Liu Changan's attention, what's the point of driving the corpse?Could it be that the way these zombies walk is cuter than the Queen Mother's bouncing and bouncing?

"You slept on my back all the way, and the walking time was up to 5 minutes. You ate so much shrimp, crab meat and beef at night, and drank so much effervescent water just now. If you were so easy, you would be hungry and sleepy. Tired again, I think you should take your coffin with you." Liu Changan shifted his gaze to the other side.

He didn't attract Shangguan Dandan's attention, but just answered her casually, on the other side of the temple, in the dense jungle, the flickering light on the mobile phone screen was the fox, the beast and a few people, and they seemed to be chasing corpses here. The team came.

Wudang Mountain is not among them. It seems that the second devil can only lead the way and is not qualified to get involved in secrets. Those who followed the strange beast should be Japanese.

The most notable characteristic of most Japanese people is that their temperament is poor and they cannot be improved, even the upper echelons of the political arena... After all, they are always squeezed into the corner for group photos, and they are not on the stage.

Liu Changan was not very objective, but reasonably guessed that those few were Japanese, and wondered in his heart, did they really believe in "exorcism", so they came to investigate in person?

Thinking about it carefully, because of the existence of alien beasts, Liu Chang'an suspected that they came here to move spirits.

It is written on Baidu Encyclopedia that "removing corpses" means "moving spirits", but obviously "moving spirits" is an infinitely higher method than "removing corpses".

The real method of realizing the spirit transfer is untestable now, Liu Chang'an can only figure out that it is similar to Shangguan Dandan's method of controlling others by using hair.

The strange beasts come from ancient times. They have fought and coexisted with the witches in their heyday, and they have seen real soul-moving, so they will think that it may be related to soul-moving after they hear about "carrying out corpses". , will go to this remote mountain forest to investigate cautiously.

"Then will you help me carry the small coffin?" Shangguan Dandan thought for a while, even though he had no strength, Liu Changan had great strength.

Shangguan Dandan would also be willing if she could carry the small coffin with her. Recently, she has been accompanying the electric pony carriage more often, so she seldom loves it. When she goes back, she has to lie down in the small coffin so that she can know Shangguan Dandan still loves it very much.

"No." Liu Changan refused, he is not crazy.

He has only seen people carrying coffins in movies and TV shows, eating, drinking, housing, traveling, fighting and being handsome, but in fact, those coffins for props are a little too small, and the real coffins for people are extremely heavy and huge in size, not to mention Shangguan Dandan's mouth Bronze coffin?

The weight doesn't matter, the volume is too big, and you can't even go through the security gate when you take the subway or something.

Shangguan Dandan frowned, he planned to lie in the small coffin, let him take him and Dongdong to play around, if a rope was placed on the small coffin, let Dongdong sit on it, and Liu Changan would pull and run in front , I don't know if he wants to.

It is estimated that only Dongdong is willing to pull and run, but it is a pity that Dongdong, like himself, does not have much strength.

Liu Chang'an didn't jump up again, picked up the chainsaw and walked towards the opposite side of the mountain, Shangguan Dandan followed behind, seeing him passing a big rock downhill, Shangguan Dandan went to the big rock and jumped off, right behind Liu Changan On the back, hugged.

Although Liu Changan walked a long distance and did not go fast, he still arrived at the temple one step ahead of the team of exorcists, and did not disturb the strange beasts or the Japanese.

In the dark temple, Liu Changan found a window to look over, and found that the strange beasts and the Japanese had placed a lot of shooting equipment. Because the Japanese participated, this kind of shooting looked particularly professional.

Shangguan Dandan squeezed over, her cheeks were soft, Liu Changan felt like powdered jelly was pressing his face, so he had to avoid it a little.

"What do you want to see?" Liu Changan asked.

"I want to see what you're looking at."

Shangguan Dandan looked around for a few times, and found those hidden cameras, and immediately became happy, all of these belonged to the Queen Mother.

Shangguan Dandan didn't go to get her camera right away, but walked around the temple and saw a coffin in the center of the temple, so she walked over and opened the coffin cover and lay down in it, and then pulled it away. The cover is closed again.

As long as she doesn't disturb the two groups of people outside, Liu Changan doesn't bother to care about her. Judging by her attachment to the coffin, she is indeed a zombie queen mother.

Liu Chang'an continued to observe from the window. At this time, the "corpse-hunting" team that was walking slowly also came to the open space in front of the temple.

I saw the Taoist priest wearing a coir raincoat leading a few complicated gestures in a serious manner... Liu Changan suspected that if he was asked to do it again, he would definitely not be able to do it again.

After the Taoist gestured, he took out a slightly rusty long sword from his coir raincoat, circled around several corpses, and began to mutter words.

The Taoist spoke the dialect of western Hunan, which was so fast that most people could not understand it. In many places in the south, there are ten miles and eight villages with no accent. Fortunately, the dialect has been handed down since ancient times, and it is no different from 80 or [-] years ago. Liu Changan listened After listening, I gradually understood.

The Taoist chanted: Paralyzed paralyzed feet and feet, you go up the tree to pick avocados, the avocado tree fell, and the paralyzed feet healed, and I would eat vegetable cakes every day. During the Chinese New Year, I have a clip, and I eat vegetable cakes every day, and I can’t finish eating vegetables every day...

Liu Changan sighed, if those strange beasts and Japanese were not there, he would rush out to beat up this Taoist priest now.

The round-frame glasses that followed at the end took out the mobile phone at this time, bent down and squatted around the circle to shoot, probably wanting to create a candid shot effect, shaking the mobile phone a few times from time to time, or quickly changing the shooting angle to create The panicked and tense shooting atmosphere.

After the Taoist priest finished reading and clapping his glasses, the Taoist priest waved his hand, took out a fire pocket from his pocket, lit a few white candles and placed them around.

He roared angrily, jumped into the center of the white candle, and began to dance the sword.