I'm really immortal

Liu Chang'an was surprised by this move, this Taoist sword dance is quite imposing and methodical, no one who has practiced hard for more than 20 or [-] years can't do it to this level.

It’s just that he is such a good sword dancer. If you shoot some videos of Taoist disciples’ daily life, clicks and attention should not be low, right?Why bother to shoot this kind of fooling "corpse"?

After the Taoist danced his sword, he used the sword as a guide, and made several unrepeatable gestures, driving the six corpses to stand neatly under the eaves of the temple.

The glasses suddenly screamed, threw the phone on the ground, and then cooperated with the Taoist priest's yelling, which symbolized the end of the filming when it was discovered.

"It's over." The Taoist said to the "corpses".

The "corpses" twisted their bodies one after another, some took off the cloth covering their heads, some wiped the thick powder on their faces and let it fall down, and some simply sat down and took out their mobile phones to play.

At this time, the strange beast and the four Japanese rushed out, looking at the group of people filming the video of "expelling corpses" in surprise and anger.

"Are you fake?" Strange Beast walked up to the Taoist priest and was furious. He satisfied Wu Qinglian three times in the car, and was finally replaced by another Japanese who was good at handwork. Totally a scam?

"Who are you?"

Despite the large number of people, the exorcism team was still taken aback. In the middle of the night, a few people who appeared to be ambushing here suddenly rushed out, and everyone felt terrified.

"Don't worry about who we are!" Yishou took out his mobile phone, played a video, and said through gritted teeth, "Did you shoot this video?"

The video is exactly the way the glasses were shot just now. It skillfully used the BBC-style candid shots and the underworld filter to capture the content of the underworld, which is also the process of expelling corpses.

"Yeah?" Glasses nodded, a little embarrassed, "You don't want to watch our video just because you watched it?"

"Hu Jun, as long as we make the truth of what we shot tonight public, they will be ruined and no one will watch their videos anymore." A Japanese said angrily.

Yi Beast was even more annoyed, turned back and gave the Japanese who spoke coldly a look, "We are here to find the real exorcist, not to expose the scam!"

"Several, please speak up if you have something to say, but you must not publish the video you shot on the Internet." The Taoist said anxiously.

"Hehe." The beast sneered twice, "Unless you hand over the person who can actually drive corpses. We have investigated, although you are fake, but there were indeed people who could drive corpses decades ago or more than 100 years ago Humans exist, even if they die, they still have descendants, if you tell me where the descendants of the exorcists are, I may consider not announcing them."

The glasses and the Taoist priest looked at each other, but there was one who pretended to be a corpse and couldn't help laughing, "We are in the west of Xiangxi. There are legends about corpse exorcisers in the Greater Xiangxi area. The population is close to 2000 million, and the descendants of corpse exorcisers are only in the single digits. They are much rarer than giant pandas, and even if they exist, they hide their names and don’t mention their ancestor’s occupation, who would know?”

"How could anyone believe it?"

"You guys are really... How can I say you are good? Anyone who has received nine-year compulsory education will not believe it?"

"Aren't you just watching the short video for fun? Look at the comments below the video. At most, some people say they are scared, but no one really believes that corpses can be driven around, right?"

The people who played the corpse laughed, and calmed down. There were eight people on their side and only five people on the other side. At worst, they snatched their mobile phones and deleted the video and it was over.

"Don't talk about it." The Taoist priest looked more authoritative, waved his hand, and signaled his side not to be sarcastic, and then said to the people in front of him: "Brothers, this matter is our fault, you listen to our explanation."

After the Taoist finished speaking, he kept his words in his mind, but the glasses started to say: "Actually, this is a poverty alleviation project. I am Xiao Zhang, a poverty alleviation worker in Yuetang Village. Now short videos are very popular. An Internet celebrity or popular all over the world. A short video on the Internet is enough to drive the economic development of a place."

The Taoist coughed lightly, and then said, "I am Zhao Zhi, the village head of Yuetang Village. Our village has good tourism conditions, but we lack marketing and promotion. The check-in point of the corpse culture is enough to lift the whole village out of poverty and become rich."

"We run a homestay in partnership..."

"The restaurant is also set up..."

Zhao Zhi and Xiao Zhang explained that they hoped that the other party would not make public what happened tonight. Their short video is not too popular yet, but it has already achieved initial results. At this time, if someone announces the so-called truth, it may not cause much negative effect.

I was afraid that something would happen after the fire. Everyone found out that someone had exposed the truth long ago, and no one in the village paid attention to it anymore.

"The big guys are all scared of poverty." Xiao Zhang sighed. He had no choice but to come up with such an idea with the village chief Zhao Zhi.

"I care about you!"

The strange beast snorted coldly, teeth itching with hatred. Since they didn't know where the descendants of the corpse exorcisers were, the plan to use the blood of the descendants of the witch clan and combine modern technology to trace the origin of the ancient god clan could not be implemented at all. Not to mention looking for the dormant ancient witch.

The body of the strange beast is a fox. Whether he is a Qingqiu fox or a Tushan fox, he can't even remember clearly. After waking up, he came to the human world. He named himself Hu Jie.

When illiterate people see this name, they can't help thinking, can we call him Hu Sandao?

Of course not, Zhu Xi laughed when he heard that Hu Jie had chosen such a name, and immediately nicknamed Hu Jie "Hu Sandao". Zhu Xi beat him hard.

Zhu Xi's performance in the health care club was the worst, and he was the last technician. I don't know where he got the courage to make fun of Hu Jie.

Hu Jie has a good temper towards females, so there is no need to tolerate a pervert like Zhu Xi.

In front of him was a young civil servant from the Poverty Alleviation Office, a Taoist village head, and six villagers who played corpses. Hu Jie knew that they were of no use.

According to common sense, the village head of a village is often the most knowledgeable, or the village head will recommend the most respected old people in the village.

But the village head in front of him seemed neither well-informed nor recommended by an old man, so Hu Jie decided to shoot a video of the truth with Xiaozhang's mobile phone, completely shattering their hopes.

Hu Jie stretched out his hand and snatched Xiao Zhang's cell phone.

"What are you doing?" Xiao Zhang hurriedly rushed over to snatch his mobile phone back, but was pushed away by Hu Jie, and staggered into the flagpole in front of the temple.

The banner of "Dead Man's Inn" fluttered in the dark night, like a banner calling for souls.

"Brother, it's not good to do it." Zhao Zhi winked, and the other six villagers also started to move.

The villagers took off the things that were tied to various parts of their bodies. It was these wooden sticks and wooden boxes that were tied to the limbs and torsos, which made their walking postures extremely weird. This method is more weird than self-deduced The pace is more like "chasing corpses".

Six villagers, Xiao Zhang who got up, and the village chief Zhao Zhi surrounded Hu Jie and five people. Here, only Hu Jie is quite tall and strong, while the remaining four people are short and dirty, and they were not chased away at all. The shooting gang is in the eye.

Hu Jie was not in a hurry, took Xiao Zhang’s phone and pressed it a few times, but it couldn’t be unlocked or used, so he threw it aside, took out his own phone, and sent it to Zhang after taking pictures, forcing him to Just send it out, and it doesn't matter which phone you use to shoot it.

"It depends on just a few of you?" Hu Jie casually snatched the long sword from village chief Zhao Zhi's hand, and stabbed him in the arm.

Zhao Zhi immediately pressed his arm in pain and screamed. This sword did not pass through the flesh, but the tip of the sword pierced the bone, and the pain pierced his heart.

Several other people dared to hurt others when they saw Hu Jie. They picked up the iron and wooden sticks that were tied to their bodies and threw them at Hu Jie.

The four Japanese immediately squatted on the ground with their heads in their hands, and the villagers and the principal only went towards Hu Jie, but they were no match for Hu Jie, and they were knocked down one by one by Hu Jie.

Seeing the several people lying on the ground in disarray, Hu Jie was about to take out his mobile phone to take a picture, but suddenly heard a gust of wind from behind, and hurriedly dodged, only to see a coffin flying out of the temple and landed on the ground smoothly. The position where Hu Jie was standing just now.

Immediately afterwards, a tall figure, as if his legs could not be bent, shot high into the sky like a cannonball in the temple, and then fell straight on the coffin cover and stood there.

He was tall and strong, more than two meters tall, with only a rag tied around his waist. His skin was pale and exuded a gloomy and dead look. His face was smeared with a thick layer of lime, but his lips were extremely bright.

The scary thing is that he closed his eyes tightly, and his eye sockets were completely black, but he turned his head slowly, as if he was using those closed eyes to look at everyone present.

The most incomprehensible thing is that this tall figure like a zombie king is holding a brand new chainsaw in his hand.

Chapter 9 I Am God

The scene in front of him was like a group of newcomers suddenly encountering the first big boss in the game.

Instance: Inn of the Dead

Boss: The Zombie King and his Zombie Queen, defeat the Zombie King to open the coffin, and the Zombie Queen appears.

Boss Zombie King's introduction: Unlimited blood volume, unlimited rebirth, unlimited lifespan, only another magical creature, Xianyang, can strike him knowingly.

Boss Zombie Queen Introduction: A zombie girl who is very weak and has no strength, will be controlled by all kinds of food, and can only survive by pretending to be cute. She has very ferocious hair that devours flesh and blood, but this is not the same as the gentle, dignified, cute and innocent zombie queen It doesn't matter.

The key to survival: All your words and deeds must conform to the core values ​​​​of socialism, and you must admit that all kinds of nonsense of the zombie king are justified.

The dungeon drops: chainsaw, effervescent tablet, thermos pot, soaked effervescent water, popping candy, mobile phone, chocolate, lipstick, eye shadow box, hair band, hairpin, two polished jade seals, the queen's seal , "Chang'an" series of hair accessories, sanitary napkins, 170 eight yuan.

"Jie Jie Jie..." A decent person never laughed like this, and the Zombie King made such a sound to show that he was a standard villain.

Hu Jie stared intently at the zombie king with a strange painting style in front of him, and then his eyes fell on the flaming red lips of the zombie king.

He couldn't help laughing back in anger, the Zombie King's lips were actually painted with lipstick, which happened to be the same as Wu Qinglian's, the lipstick number was Dior 999, the legendary red lip satin!

"You fucking tease me! Which zombie uses lipstick and eye shadow? Your eye shadow is all black, and you also use pearl powder. Do you want to be the most shining zombie in the night?" Hu Jie dedicated As for Motivation, the main business is to serve women, so I will naturally work hard to learn topics that can please women.

He is not familiar with all cosmetics, but he is able to know the preferences of the women he has served. Without this kind of heart and hard work, he would not be able to rank among the top technicians in the women's health club.

The four Japanese, Zhao Zhi, Xiao Zhang, and six villagers were relieved to hear Hu Jie's words. After all, the Zombie King's appearance was astonishing, and it really scared people to tremble.

It's just that the two groups who were confronting each other in the open space were relieved to find that the other party was relieved, and they couldn't help being a little dazed. Wasn't the other party arranged for the zombie king that came out halfway?

Why can't zombies use lipstick and eyeshadow?The zombie king frowned, the zombie queen mother in the coffin used it, and he used it from her.

The zombie queen said that the zombie king used too much. When she went to Yaya's house to play next time, she would inadvertently reveal that she didn't have enough cosmetics, hoping that Yaya could understand what the queen mother meant.

"Who are you, pretending to be a ghost here?" Hu Jie is not a simple-minded person. Although the other party's appearance is absurd, there is suspicion of pretending to be a ghost, but what if this is a trap?

Through the information exchange within the clubhouse, Hu Jie already knew that although the modern world is ruled by ordinary people, there are still many powerful individuals and organizations, such as the brutal Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate.

"I am a god, but you think I am a ghost."

The Zombie King's deep voice was singing like a skeleton buried deep in the ground. The voice penetrated the sealed coffin, and the thick soil layer penetrated through the cracks in the ground.

He still closed his eyes and turned his head, but his tightly closed eyes seemed to be looking around.

"Aren't you embarrassed?" Hu Jie was vigilant, but seeing that the other party was clearly exposed and still pretending to be serious, he couldn't help asking, "Also, you tied a rag around your waist. Where was it torn off. A real zombie, would he care about G2 being seen?"

The Zombie King was silent, he couldn't help scratching his cloth.

"Brother, isn't he one of yours?" Xiao Zhang came to his senses and said cautiously to Hu Jie.

"No." Hu Jie ignored him, but a Japanese answered in blunt Chinese.

"The coffin flew out just now. How did it do it? I don't know when this coffin was placed here. It weighs more than 1000 catties, and this person is taller than Yao Ming." Xiao Zhang said about himself doubts.

After all, they were ordinary people, and they just stopped trembling when they heard the doubtful point Hu Jie discovered, but the coffin flew out, and the abnormal height of this person still made people feel suspicious.

Now that social media is so developed, if there is such a tall man in Xiangxi, he must have been photographed on the Internet countless times, but no one has heard of such a person in Xiangxi.

If you come here from other places to play tricks, what is your plan?Xiao Zhang turned his head and looked at Zhao Zhi, both of whom could see a bit of guilt in each other's eyes.

For a while, everyone stood still, looking at the zombie king in front of them with different thoughts.

In fact, except for Hu Jie, no one here knows what the real zombie should look like. We can only observe carefully according to the doubtful points Hu Jie said, but except for those few candles, the eyesight of ordinary people can't clearly see the zombie king's face at all. Whether there are traces of makeup.

Zhao Zhi pulled his legs and wanted to get closer, his body naturally leaned forward, but his legs and feet did not move steadily, he quickly turned his body, and looked down to find that his feet were glued to the ground by a kind of black glue at some point.

"What the hell is this!" Zhao Zhi felt extremely creepy, squatting down to have a look, only to find that it was not black glue at all, but thin and dense hairs!

Hearing Zhao Zhi's shout, the others also noticed the abnormality, and they all looked down. It turned out that when everyone was attracted by the zombie king, these hairs had quietly restrained everyone in place .

"Keep cutting!" Xiao Zhang took out a short machete from his bag, and cut and chopped again and again in a panic, but he couldn't hurt the hair at all.

The same is true for other people. Even though the Zombie King may be pretending to be a ghost, the hair growing from the ground is not an atmosphere prop!

"These hairs...these hairs seem to grow into the skin!" Another villager screamed in horror as he pulled up his trousers.

"It's stuck in the bone, it's going to eat us!"

"It must be...it must be a dream...hehehehe!"

Except for Hu Jie, everyone's blood pressure soared in fright, and their hearts were about to jump out of their throats. What made people feel more trapped in the horror world was that more hair flowed out of the coffin like black water. Soon the entire open space was covered.

At this time, Hu Jie's scalp was also numb. The zombie king may be pretending to be a ghost, but there is definitely a god race in this coffin!

Alien beasts would not call themselves alien beasts, they considered themselves gods in ancient times.

But there are also divisions and struggles among the gods, factions and territories, which are unavoidable phenomena for any intelligent race. The gods in this coffin may not have any idea of ​​being close and friendly to Hu Jie!

When God punished the world, Empress Nuwa protected many protoss, and others died even more without protection. According to the internal discussion of the revived protoss, those protoss who did not receive protection may not necessarily all die. Finding out the protoss will add vitality to the goal of repopulating the protoss.

Hu Jie's mission in Xiangxi this time is to look for clues. He never thought of finding the God Clan or the Witch Clan directly, but he might be able to find something from the investigation of the corpse hunters.

It's just that the current situation is reversed. The investigation of the corpse hunters has completely failed, but they have discovered the suspected protoss!

Right here in this coffin.

Hu Jie is more aware of the horror of these hairs than anyone else. They can definitely eat up their own flesh and blood in an instant. However, what the villagers are screaming about when their hair gets stuck into their flesh and bones is actually just a To trap people, not to eat them right away.

"What are you going to do with us?" Hu Jie suppressed the fear in his heart, and said to the zombie king who was still standing on the coffin cover.

The zombie king was manipulating his chainsaw. After pulling it several times, the chainsaw didn't start.

"Actually, as the king of the zombie world, I'm also very interested in expelling corpses." The zombie king temporarily gave up starting the chain saw and said with interest.

Zhao Zhi, Xiao Zhang, and the six villagers were on the verge of collapse. They dared to shoot videos of exorcising corpses in the middle of the night, but no one was not afraid of such a strange and terrifying scene.

"Since the end of the Qing Dynasty, exorcising corpses has gradually become common, especially in southern and northern Hunan. Some people say that because of the troubled times, many people died in other places, and the business was born when there was demand."

"Modern roads and cars appeared during the Republic of China, and there were more vehicles and boats carrying corpses. But at this time, the number of corpse hunters increased instead of decreasing. Do you know why?"

After the Zombie King finished speaking, he turned his head and looked down at Zhao Zhi, Xiao Zhang and others, but he didn't look at Hu Jie and the four Japanese.

"Dead...too many people died, the Republic of China is in chaos." Zhao Zhi stammered.

"Yeah, the Republic of China is very chaotic, and human life is too cheap in troubled times. It happened in [-] or [-], I can't remember clearly... I was about to take a bus, and there was a man holding The woman who gave birth to the baby was caught, the baby was covered with a red scarf, and when it was opened, it was a dead baby with a tightly girded abdomen, and when it was unwrapped, it was found that the inside of the dead baby had been hollowed out and filled with Ma Fei."

"The breasts of that woman are wet with milk. Is this baby her own? I don't know."

Hu Jie didn't dare to act rashly, but sneered in his heart, is this the race protected by that dragon back then?Back then, the Protoss took pity on their weakness and married them to give birth to offspring, but in the end they used these offspring—the Wu Clan, to counterattack the Protoss, causing a lot of trouble and damage to the Protoss.

"At that time, only coal provinces and smog provinces in the country really banned the cultivation of opium tobacco, and some provinces that were not suitable for planting collected transit tobacco taxes. Back then, the annual opium transit tax collected by southern and northern Hunan accounted for more than half of the fiscal revenue. Smuggled opium tobacco The profits were astonishing, so some people began to smuggle the corpses. They hid the smoke in the corpses and came out at night, and because the corpses were so smelly, even the anti-smuggling team was unwilling to get close. Most are nothing more than smugglers."

The Zombie King pulled the chainsaw a few more times, and finally started it successfully, making a loud and piercing "chacha" sound.