I'm really immortal

Liu Changan used superb lip and tongue skills to pit the cherries and spit out the pulp to eat. He took out his mobile phone and turned it on and said, "Wait, let me see in my mobile phone, those selfies with the same color tone as Japanese private houses, who sent them?" here."

"Don't look!" The apple muscles on Bai Hui's shy cheeks were puffed up, and she stretched out her hand to hold Liu Changan's phone, swipe across the screen with her palm, not sure if she wanted to block the whole screen, or if she thought it would be able to capture those photos. Wipe off the same.

This is not the first time that Liu Changan has been so close to Bai Hui, and he can clearly see the details of the makeup on her cheeks, which is faint, just what a girl's makeup should look like, not so gaudy that it can only be seen from a distance, but it looks like paper when viewed up close A feeling of painting and plastering by craftsman processing.

To say that make-up is like smearing, let me praise Zhou Shuling and Shangguan Dandan by name, these two are the best.

Liu Chang'an had praised Bai Fen's make-up skills in the past, which can turn decay into magic... It's just teasing, just like Liu Chang'an often said that Bai Fen and Zhou Shuling were mediocre and not beautiful enough.

Baifen has a very good foundation, just like the beauties in the 90s, they always have their own temperament and face shape, which is highly recognizable, and it will not be the same as many online shooters nowadays.

Her eyes are big and clear, like a puppy staring at you with wide watery eyes and tilting its head, making people want to touch it to comfort it.

"If you don't look at it, don't look at it." Liu Changan saw her slightly pouted, revealing a small mouth with a gap, just enough to shoot a dart of drool... He has done this before, and according to Zhu Juntang's theory, it is an indirect kiss up.

As soon as I think of Zhu Juntang, the seemingly invisible trace of charm immediately dissipates into nothingness. Zhu Juntang's theory also infers another conclusion: Liu Changan spit on her ass, which is equivalent to kissing her ass, equivalent to swearing Serve her allegiance, and she will become a member of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate.

Before she could finish speaking, Liu Changan beat her up.

"Has Zhu Juntang woke up? Morning is a good time to study. Doesn't she usually study with Yan Qingcheng at this time?" Liu Changan asked.

"Why are you like your parents, you know how to motivate people to study day by day." Bai Hui also took the opportunity to stand up, turned her head and pulled her apron, not knowing whether it was regret or twitching, and met Liu Chang'an's eyes just now.

Looking at each other at such a close distance, if it was an idol drama, they would usually kiss each other. Bai Hui's heart was beating like thunder. Fortunately, such a situation did not really happen, otherwise it might be very embarrassing to meet and get along with each other in the future.

"Study and labor are things that can make people happy physically and mentally, and truly happy." Liu Changan said seriously, "Other games, clubbing, drinking, drawing cards, and even the taste of meat are short-lived, superficial, and even It creates a sense of emptiness, false happiness."

Suddenly jumped out of the ambiguity, and started to talk about study, life, and principles. This is also Liu Changan's daily behavior pattern, Bai Hui is not surprised.

Other boys will find an opportunity to be ambiguous, and they will continue to be ambiguous, and even find reasons and opportunities to overthrow them. From this point of view, Liu Changan is not smart.

"Meaty? What is meaty?" Bai Hui followed Liu Changan's rhythm habitually, and didn't immerse herself in the ambiguous mood for too long.

He would even spit into other people's mouths, and spit on other people's faces when their eyes were shining on tiptoe. What twists and turns could he not turn?

His turning point is often at the level of the rotation of the earth's magnetic field, which can cause biological extinction. The analogy happens when he talks to girls, which can make the deer in girls' hearts be strangled to death.

"Confucius heard about Shao music in the 3rd year of Zhou Jingwang and 25 years of Lu Zhaogong. He was 35 years old and fled from Lu to Qi before he heard Shao music."

"In fact, Shaole is an ancient music that was born four to five thousand years ago. Even Confucius, who already had a certain status and influence at that time, was born in Shaole nearly 5000 years ago, and he only had the opportunity to hear it at the age of 2000. It shows that music appreciation at that time was completely monopolized by the ruling class.”

"That's why Confucius said that Wen Shaole has no mood for women for three months. That's what he means, not that he has no taste for eating meat for three months." Liu Chang'an explained.

"You're talking nonsense!" Bai Hui protested with wide-eyed eyes. Liu Chang'an often misinterpreted some allusions and poems. He deserved to be the teacher who taught Zhu Juntang the traditional culture knowledge class. There are such students as there are teachers!

"Power is often associated with female sex. In that era, most women were ugly, and beautiful women, like Shao Le, were enjoyed by a few people. Do you think Shao Le's status in Confucius' mind is so Would he use the analogy of eating meat?" Liu Changan waved his hand.

Bai Hui bit her lip and stared at him. The most suffocating thing about a person like Liu Changan is that you clearly know that he is talking nonsense, but it is difficult to refute and you still feel that what he said makes sense.

"Don't be unconvinced. Beautiful women are more common nowadays, which is caused by the progress of the times and the improvement of living standards. In many film and television novels, it is often written that men abandon women for the sake of power. Charm is often more powerful than power, and many men seize power just to get beautiful women." Liu Changan pressed Bai Hui's head, making her a little shorter.

Of course, Bai Hui was not convinced, knowing that Liu Changan was often smoked by Zhu Juntang's angry head, so she used Zhu Juntang's remarks to anger him, "The "Guanju" that Xiaotang said is a story about the top rich second generation robbing civilian girls, Is that right? After all, Zhonggu Lezhi, a family that can have Zhonggu is the superior ruler who has mastered "Shao"?"

"Actually...she's right. Many things that you take for granted can reveal new perspectives and connotations if you think about them carefully. You can learn this from Zhu Juntang. Don't let your habitual thinking limit your ability to expand your imagination. .”

After Liu Chang'an finished speaking, he got up and walked out the door. He always felt that professional diners such as Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong were already howling.

Bai Hui carried the bamboo basket again and followed Liu Changan downstairs. This was originally the fruit that everyone ate together for breakfast, but it felt like Liu Changan ate a lot of it just now.

When I came to the restaurant, I saw Zhou Dongdong sobbing in "Om om..." and asked Zhou Shuling. It turned out that she had been holding a glass bead in her mouth and refused to spit it out, and claimed that it could be contained in her mouth. He was beaten up for his firm attitude.

Zhou Shuling also reported that Zhou Dongdong was buried by a ball of sheep dung. Liu Changan was delighted to hear it. He is such a good boy. He helped others twice early in the morning, but it was a pity that he was not at the scene the first time. Missed it ...Liu Chang'an couldn't help but think of the sheep that were submerged in the ball of sheep dung last night, it seems that he didn't miss it.

Forget it, no fun.

"Don't be angry, sit next to me." Liu Chang'an said to Zhou Shuling with concern, whether it was Zhu Juntang or Zhou Dongdong, it made people worry.

Shangguan Dandan was walking around the dining table, took a ruler to arrange the tableware neatly and evenly spaced, and then panted slightly tiredly, but still swaggered to the first seat and sat down, doing the housework for the morning , Dan Dan is really hardworking.

"Dan Dan, it's so neatly arranged, it's a bit like the feeling of a noble dinner party." Bai Hui received some deafening enlightenment in the kitchen today, and naturally praised Shangguan Dan Dan.

While talking with Dandan, Baihui naturally sat down under Shangguan Dandan's hands, and it was just unintentional to be next to Liu Changan. We are all friends, and I just sit casually. I hope no one will care. Baihui raised her head and looked Landing on Yan Qingcheng on the opposite side, she nodded with a smile, and then turned to talk to Shangguan Dandan.

Yan Qingcheng didn't have any feelings or emotions, last night Bai Hui's steak acting skills had already made Yan Qingcheng dizzy.

"Fenhui, can you do housework?" Shangguan Dandan considers his daughter-in-law candidates, of course not only to observe the other party's palace fighting skills and whether he is filial to himself, virtuous and diligent is also very important, Shangguan Dandan is very important to Zhou Shuling Satisfaction lies in the fact that she completely fits the words "virtuous and diligent".

"Yes, I fried the steak for breakfast today." Bai Hui, like many girls in the modern city, is not particularly good at housework, but it is not that her fingers are not touched by spring water, or she is not as ignorant as Zhu Juntang. I don't have any kitchen experience, but I like to give full play to it and I think I have top-notch cooking skills.

"I also fried love eggs." I fried them in a mould, but I only fried one. It would be purely a coincidence if Zhu Juntang happened to give the love eggs to Liu Changan when he distributed breakfast.

The steak and love eggs are fried with white fennel, but these are all produced by Chef Zhu, because she sprinkled salt on them at the end.

This is not a problem. Zhu Juntang is in the kitchen of Baolong Center. The chef is Zhang Jiawei. He just watched the steak for Zhu Juntang during the whole production process. The chef's dishes on the menu.

"I will also teach you some housework tips in the future. After you go back, turn on the faucet, just dripping water, and the water meter does not turn. Over time, you can save a lot of water bills. Money is a small matter, but this kind of frugal The attitude towards life must be the same as mine." Shangguan gave a serious lecture.

"Okay!" Bai Hui raised her hand and nodded vigorously, even though the honest water meter has long been eliminated in her community, as Shangguan Dandan said, attitude is the most important thing.

"Do you know that your vending machine is purchased by yourself every day and credited to your own account. This plan to make the business bigger and bigger also involves a lot of handling fees, and it will waste a lot of money over time?" Liu Changan Remind Shangguan Dandan that there are also problems with doing business with Dafa.

Shangguan Dandan touched his ears, and began to pour water for himself. Just now she was thinking about the life skills of thrift and frugality, but she didn't hear what Liu Changan said at all.

Chapter 9: Mother and Child Hurt Each Other

Liu Changan waved to Zhou Dongdong, who was still leaning against the door with no expression on his face, but insisted on crying repeatedly and rhythmically.

Children like to be helpful, but they had two experiences of being helpful in the morning, and they were inevitably hurt physically and mentally. I was a little wronged, so I kept humming, hoping that someone would pay attention to the sad child.

Zhou Dongdong pinched the glass beads in his hand, not daring to stuff them into his mouth anymore. He walked between his mother and Brother Chang'an, looked up at his mother, climbed onto Brother Chang'an's lap and sat down, then stretched his neck to observe what was happening on the dining table. what a treat.

There were only fruits in the bamboo basket on the table. At this time, the bamboo chef wearing a chef's hat swaggered and led the kitchen dining car into the restaurant, and began to direct and distribute various dishes.

"This steak and egg was jointly produced by Bai Fen and I. It is perfect and fully reflects our superb cooking skills." Although as the chef, there is no need to mention other cooperating personnel, but Bai Fen has an unusual relationship after all. What's more, Zhu Juntang wants Liu Changan to understand that Anhui is a woman who can satisfy his appetite.

White fennel itself is a delicious little white pig, and it also has a bear, which reminds people of bear paws and honey. They are both representatives of gourmet food, and they can make exquisite breakfasts. Is the representative of the perfect girlfriend.

Liu Changan glanced at it. The raw materials of the steak are good. The thick-cut and well-done steak, paired with the well-designed presentation materials, looks quite good.

Just looking at the traces of salt grains on some steaks being wiped evenly, Liu Changan can be sure that Zhu Juntang is only responsible for the part of spreading salt, and then she still sprinkles it here and there, so that others have to help her Wipe off excess salt afterward.

"Everyone applaud." After Shangguan Dandan finished speaking, he led everyone to applaud, and the dining room immediately burst into applause like a meeting room.

Although it is impossible for Zhu Juntang to become his beloved daughter-in-law, Shangguan Dandan's love for her is not weak at all. Such a cute little fairy is under his knees, allowing Shangguan Dandan to enjoy a lot of family happiness.

As for the others, they are all sophisticated social people. It can be seen that Shangguan Dandan's status is full of oppression, and even Zhu Juntang is flattering. She takes the lead in applauding. Aren't you following?You think you are Liu Changan.

Zhu Juntang proudly raised his hand, motioning for everyone to stop, and then introduced the second dish, "This is a dish I invented on the spur of the moment, nine stars in a row, and when I invent more dishes in the future, it will become a dish." A new cuisine: Baa Cuisine.”

A small bowl filled with small tomatoes, small bell peppers, olives, dates, green oranges, prunes, egg fruit, figs, crabapple fruits, some fresh fruits, some canned fruits, a total of nine kinds.

This is called inventing a dish?It's even more exaggerated than Zhou Shuling's original claim that she invented fried eggs.

Putting nine kinds of vegetables and fruits together is called a new dish. If you arrange and combine several kinds of fruits together, Zhu Juntang can invent more kinds of dishes than any created since the birth of human beings!

The eight major cuisines are not enough for her... let alone French, Italian and so on.

Liu Chang'an suppressed his feelings for her. After all, she was doing something, as long as... as long as she was doing something seriously, then don't care about these details.

"Are you convinced?" Zhu Juntang paid attention to Liu Changan's expression, and said triumphantly, she knew that in the whole restaurant, only the bad old man didn't give her face, and liked to mock her.

Now even Liu Changan has nothing to say, which shows that Chef Zhu is really a genius and has extraordinary cooking skills. If he is still interested in cooking, he can participate in the world culinary competition or the like, as long as he is the biggest chef. Sponsors, titles such as "God of Cooking" are completely within reach.

Liu Changan glared at her, really slapping his nose and face. Liu Changan tasted a bit of salty steak and didn't bother to pay attention to Zhu Juntang.

Zhou Dongdong in his arms had disappeared after the steak was served, so it would not affect Liu Changan's meal.

"It's so beautiful." Zhou Shuling stirred it with a fork, and said to Zhu Juntang with a look of surprise, "Look, it can change its appearance at any time, it's colorful."

Yan Qingcheng looked at Zhou Shuling in surprise, not knowing whether Zhou Shuling was flattering because of her shrewdness, or if she just really thought so, and realized for a moment that perhaps none of the women around Liu Changan was really stupid.

"This can be put into the menu of the rice noodle shop. After eating spicy rooster noodles in red soup, have some rich fruits to moisten your mouth." Shangguan Dandan suggested sincerely.

"I can supply the goods for you. The initial trial sale can be cheaper. Let's sell it for 500 yuan a bowl." Zhu Juntang thought of a more suitable price, and the Zhuji restaurant did not sell such a high price, but it was Zhu Juntang himself. The level of production is different.

"500 yuan for a bowl, how many people can afford it?" Bai Hui looked at the small bowl in front of her, and then at Zhu Juntang. With the current popularity of the Red Soup Spicy Rooster Noodle Shop, she said, Maybe it will be on the hot search, and it will ruin the popularity of passers-by.

Although Zhu Juntang is a good sister, Bai Hui's brain is not bad, so I don't want her to ruin the reputation of Liu Changan and Zhou Shuling's pink shop.

"Why should I care if others can afford it? The point is, this is a dish I invented. It's too cheap and I don't feel ashamed. The official sale price should be around 2000 yuan. After all, it's just a side dish." Mr. Zhu Tang doesn't eat fireworks in the world, but she also knows the sufferings in the world, but that has nothing to do with her, so her price is naturally reasonable.

"No." Liu Changan waved his hand, "Hurry up and serve the food."

Yan Qingcheng sighed. Luckily, Liu Changan was sober, but she didn't know if Zhu Juntang would be in charge of the family business in the future, and Liu Changan would help her. Otherwise, with Zhu Juntang's tossing ability, maybe even a big Zhu family could be defeated by her Lose.

In fact, Yan Qingcheng doesn't know how rich the Zhu family is. Anyway, there is a feeling beyond imagination, maybe it is similar to those richest people, but according to the gossip on the Internet, if the children of these richest people take over their parents' business, they will lose. Losing the family business seems to be just around the corner.

"If you don't sell my Jiuxing Lianzhu for me, be careful that I will refuse to inherit the position of the master of Fengleijianmen in Kyushu in the future. Where can you find an astonishingly talented heir like me?" Zhu Juntang issued a serious threat, aggressively And it seemed imposing.

"I'm not in a hurry, I'll be fine for another few hundred years." Liu Changan looked down, "By the way, why is only my egg shaped like a heart?"

Zhu Juntang pointed to Baifen.

"I... I saw a heart-shaped fried egg mold, so I tried it. I didn't know that Xiaotang would give it to you." Bai Hui said with some embarrassment, but it was just a coincidence, showing too much. Shyness will make you appear hypocritical, so she spoke, her tone gradually became normal, and the sweetness between her eyebrows and eyes was only faintly visible.

"From the height of the Li Palace into the blue clouds, the fairy music is heard everywhere. So the parents of the world will not regenerate a boy but a daughter, all because the king looks down on them." Shangguan Dandan recited a poem in response to the situation.

"If you want to recite poetry, you should recite it well. Zhu Juntang has learned poetry and culture, and he has learned badly. You should stop spreading wrong knowledge." Liu Changan frowned. Shangguan Dandan's role in educating future generations will only serve to negative effects.

He used to worry that Shangguan Dandan would participate in the education of Liu Yuchen, causing intellectual pollution, which was not unreasonable.

"Where did I fail to learn? I am already an unknown top scholar who has studied ancient poetry to a certain extent. If I write a few papers and publish two books, maybe my works will be included in the university texts." Zhu Juntang was puzzled Said bluntly, Liu Changan always likes to wrong her.

"Can you see the mistake she made in reciting the poem just now?" Liu Changan shook his head, "She mentioned the sentence of Li Gong in advance, and the last sentence was all because the king didn't see enough. Originally, the king didn't see enough. It was lifted up from the back and made up."

Shangguan Dandan is different from Zhu Juntang, Zhu Juntang has a wrong cognition in her mind, for example, Jing Ke stabbed Prince Dan three times, she thinks so, while Shangguan Dandan deliberately distorts the correct poems she knows, blindly Make up.

"The location of the Li Palace is today's Xi'an, which is ancient Chang'an. It is the same as the word "junwang", which alludes to Liu Chang'an. The meaning of my poem is that Anhui's parents raised her so well, and in the end it made Liu Chang'an cheaper." Shangguan raised his head lightly and explained meaningfully that the Empress Dowager's speech was naturally reserved and profound.

Liu Chang'an only knows how to be obsessed with the surface, but he doesn't think deeply about the meaning behind Shangguan Dandan. After all, he is inferior. Sure enough, everyone in this room needs his own training and teaching. The empress dowager's weak body bears a heavy burden. .

"Dan Dan, how could I take advantage of him?" Bai Hui covered her face with a napkin, talking about her and Liu Chang'an in front of so many people, she was so ashamed that she almost hid under the dining table.

"Is there such an intention? It seems that in terms of the attainments of ancient poetry, although I am already at the level of climbing Mount Tai, but in terms of flexible use, I am still slightly inferior to Dan Dan." Zhu Juntang admitted his own shortcomings, which is also the reason. The character that an excellent person must possess is to admit mistakes and admit defeat.

"It would be great if I could use poetry flexibly even when talking loudly." Zhou Shuling regretted full of expectation.

Liu Changan turned his head and glanced at her. He used to hope that Zhou Dongdong would be a fairy like Zhu Juntang, but now he has such wrong expectations. Every day, he doesn't expect Zhou Dongdong to be better. It's a mother.

"Miss San, you should continue to introduce your dishes, they are going to be cold." Yan Qingcheng couldn't help but said, she really felt that if this went on, she would be led astray by this group of people, they were too abnormal and too It's strange, when ordinary people are with them, their views will be refreshed all the time.

If you like to complain, post a complaint on Weibo, it is estimated that the slots will have to be brewed for three hours.

"The following dish is called Yiqi Hongchen bleating, no one knows it is... Cough, don't stare at me, the name is not important..."

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After eating the warm and joyful love breakfast, Liu Changan sent the desperately struggling Chef Zhu to study with Yan Qingcheng, and then took the little bird, the child and the little mother who came to visit to play.

Bai Hui was a follower, turning a deaf ear to the heart-piercing howls of her best friend upstairs, and chirping with Shangguan Dandan like a happy bird.

One dinner and one breakfast had already made Bai Hui deeply realize how correct what Zhu Juntang said back then, that pleasing Shangguan Dandan would be of great help to Bai Hui.

"Why is there a coffin on the side of the road?" Zhou Shuling said not very surprised, there was still an iron coffin in Shangguan Dantan's room, so the wooden coffin seemed ordinary.

Shangguan Dandan walked over as if attracted, opened the coffin cover and wanted to climb in, but was carried back by Liu Changan. Today she was going out to play, so she also planned to lie in it and let Liu Changan carry it around?

"The zombie is put here, and it will come back to sleep at night." Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan have watched many zombie movies, so they really believe that there are zombies in this world.

Because he is still a child Monkey King, he does not have strong mana, and may not be able to protect others, so Zhou Dongdong hugged Changan's brother's thigh with some fear and climbed up.

Liu Changan picked up Zhou Dongdong, let her sit on his arm, and continued to walk forward. Shangguan Dandan entered the door a little later than Liu Changan last night, and he didn't know how to clean up the coffin by the way. It scared the children early in the morning. Public morality.

"Liu Chang'an, can you sit with one arm pounding and the other sitting lightly?" Bai Hui asked, when a man shows off his super physical strength, it always inspires a little worship and admiration in the girl's heart emotions, just like when they were young when they saw something that the little boy had, but they didn't have it.

Shangguan Dandan remembered his seat arrangement plan for the electric pony carriage, and said: "Yes, at the same time Xiaoling can sit on his left shoulder, and you sit on his right shoulder."

"He is really strong, just like Xiang Yu, he can knock down mountains." Zhou Shuling is full of confidence in Liu Changan.

"The one who hit the mountain is Gonggong. You should study hard and get admitted to Hunan University to improve your education level?" Liu Changan said with a little worry. Mother is very important in the child's growth process. Zhou Dongdong went to elementary school, and Zhou Shuling's Cultural knowledge is not enough, and she still refuses to work hard. As soon as she holds the book, she feels sleepy, hungry and tired, and her whole body feels wrong.

This point is similar to Zhu Juntang. Zhou Shuling has not realized that she already has something in common with Miss Zhu, the ideal female image she thinks.

During Zhu Juntang's growth, it was also because Su Mei didn't play a correct and active role that she became so weird and inexplicable. She obviously inherited some of Liu Changan's traits, but as a result, no one guided and educated her, and she learned the skills on her own It turned out to be a sheep!

If other super life forms have descendants, this skill must be the most embarrassing.

"Strengthen the mountain and the world is overwhelmed, the time is not good, the time will not die, the time will not die, what can be done, what is the danger, what is the reason!" Shangguan Dandan finished reading the poem and snorted coldly.

"Oh, I remembered wrongly. The mountain is powerful and powerful, it's the force, not the anger and desperation that knocked the mountain down." Zhou Shuling has studied the texts related to Xiang Yu, and also heard that Gonggong angered Zhoushan. Rumors, so confused.

This is also human nature, just like when Zhou Shuling thought that "Climbing the Stork Tower" was written by Du Fu, even though Zhou Shuling had good academic performance and was smart before, but after leaving school for so many years, it is inevitable that it is easy to get confused.

After she is admitted to Hunan University, she will definitely talk like other people and speak a lot of poems and songs without getting confused.