I'm really immortal

"Who is stronger, Liu Chang'an or Xiang Yu?" Girls who are in a crush period always like to connect any topic with the person they like.

Bai Hui felt that Liu Chang'an must be stronger, but Liu Chang'an had never fought like Xiang Yu and had killed many people. If modern people want to win the reputation of "strengthening the mountain", they can only participate in the competition that looks like a brain. The Hercules game in question.

"Of course it's Liu Chang'an." Shangguan Dandan said with certainty, "And Xiang Yu, after being defeated in the battle, didn't feel that there was something wrong with him. In the end, he will only find women to moan and whine. Liu Changan is definitely not like this..."

Liu Chang'an nodded. It was rare for Shangguan Dandan to say something nice about Liu Chang'an, and there was nothing wrong with her point of view.

Modern people tend to think that Xiang Yu is a tragic hero, but in the eyes of the Han Dynasty royal family, who was the ultimate winner of the world, what is he?The defeated army is just a reckless man.

Xiang Yu's victories were all civil wars. In terms of outstanding military exploits, Shangguan Dandan didn't see such a person at all.

"Even if Liu Chang'an fails, he will ride a horse with a woman, find a grave and dig money out while the horse trembles, and wait for the opportunity to make a comeback, instead of complaining and asking the woman what to do." Shangguan Dandan patted Liu Chang'an affirmatively. arm.

Shangguan Dandan really doesn't learn well, she has learned old tricks like Ma Zhen, and Liu Changan gave her three chestnuts, so short it is most convenient for people to knock on their heads.

Both Zhou Shuling and Bai Hui smiled shyly, feeling in their hearts that Liu Chang'an would really not blame this and that like Xiang Yu did, but would do what Shangguan Dandan said, that's what Liu Chang'an they were familiar with would do.

It's just that Zhou Shuling and Bai Hui looked at each other, and when they saw the other's expression and slightly shy smile, they couldn't help feeling suspicious. Did Zhou Shuling/Bai Hui feel that she was the woman he was carrying with him on horseback?

Bai Hui quickly dispelled this thought, how could it be possible?Although Liu Chang'an and Zhou Shuling were close, they got along very naturally, and they didn't feel like they were being rubbed against each other. Moreover, Liu Chang'an clearly regarded Zhou Dongdong as his little sister, so his seniority was not good enough.

Zhou Shuling didn't think much about it either, feeling that Bai Hui wanted to be that woman with Liu Chang'an and Ma Zhen, so let her be. Zhou Shuling fed his horse grass at home and made the horse fat.

"Where is the money to dig?" Zhou Dongdong discovered the key information. Zhou Dongdong wanted to work to earn five yuan this morning, but it turned out to be beyond his ability. Sure enough, making money is really difficult. So my mother used to work so hard.

"In the vegetable field." Liu Changan smiled and glanced at Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Tandan suddenly turned pale with shock, Liu Changan's glance made her feel palpitations, blood collapsing, dizziness, her small body staggered back, almost fell to the ground and died.

Chapter 9 Extending the middle finger to send the author away

Zhou Shuling's hands and eyes were sharp, and she supported the trembling Shangguan Dandan. Seeing her excited appearance, she seemed to faint at any moment, but Zhou Shuling was frightened.

This reminded Zhou Shuling of how she felt when her wallet was stolen for the first time, so she could understand Shangguan Dandan's reaction.

The stolen wallet contained the deposit that Zhou Shuling was going to use to rent the house. She was really cold at the time, so she panicked and called the police, but she also knew that she would probably never get it back.

At that time, mobile payment was not very popular, and everyone was still used to carrying wallets when going out. It was a time when some special thieves were extremely arrogant, and it was not uncommon for them to beat victims directly on the street.

Zhou Shuling only felt that she and her daughter were going to live on the streets, confused, and would be overwhelmed by a pity look, a disgusted tone, or even a little bit of self-pity.

It was at that time that she saw someone renting out a house: the deposit was waived, the rent was set by herself, and the rent payment date was set by herself.

Ordinary people would only think it was too unreliable, but in Zhou Shuling's eyes, it was a life-saving straw, and she grasped it tightly.

The landlord is a young man who often stays in a daze under the sycamore tree during class time. He never reads textbooks and only reads idle books. His grades may not be very good. At first, Zhou Shuling thought that she might be able to help him with his homework.

Zhou Shuling glanced at Liu Chang'an tenderly, somewhat blaming him for exposing Zhou Shuling's unintentional bad deeds.

"Dan Dan, I dug out your money jar, and I put it back. I added 2000 yuan to help you make up [-] yuan. No one has touched it. You will know when you go back and have a look." Zhou Shuling Said softly in Shangguan Dandan's ear.

Hearing this, Shangguan Dandan's limp body froze for a moment, then waved his hands, leaned against Zhou Shuling's arms and turned his head, opened his mouth slightly to take a few breaths, and seemed to recover a bit, "Really...really...ah! "

Liu Changan, the instigator, touched Zhou Dongdong's stomach, his eyelids trembled, and all six extraocular muscles tightened. Although he had imagined Shangguan Luan's reaction, he really didn't expect her to return to normal after returning from a serious illness.

"Really, dig it out when you go back. If you change it to another place, no one will know. I had to plant a tree to dig out your money pot." Zhou Shuling continued to explain and comfort her.

Shangguan Dandan bent down and left Zhou Shuling's arms, picked up the thermos that she had dropped on the floor, touched it, pressed her slender waist, straightened her back bent by the bad news, and raised her shoulders again , and restored the majestic and upright posture of the queen mother.

"That's good, give Xiaoling another credit, Xiaoling is far ahead of the others." Shangguan Dandan raised his hand.

Considering that Shangguan Dandan was frightened just now, Zhou Shuling smiled slightly, and bent down to let her touch her head. The behavior of these little adults like Dandan, forcibly acting like an elder, is actually quite cute.

Shangguan Dandan patted Zhou Shuling's head, very satisfied, Dongdong's mother really liked the Queen Mother deeply, according to the standard routine in TV dramas, such a relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law will make the house peaceful, but the man will still cheat, and the mother-in-law will stand at this time On the daughter-in-law's side, I tried to find a way to make him feel at ease.

The finale was a happy reunion dinner. The man went back to the bedroom to go to bed. The daughter-in-law cleaned up in the kitchen, wiping the shiny kitchen knife with a smiling face reflected on the knife. The daughter-in-law turned on the phone, I read an article called "Golden".

Of course, that's just a standard routine in TV dramas. It's definitely not like this in reality. For a woman like Dongdong Ma, she would rather kill herself than hurt Liu Changan.

"Dan Dan, I don't think it's safe to bury it underground. I just have a safe, and it's useless in the studio. I'll give it to you. It's much safer than burying it underground." Bai Hui was a little jealous, and hurriedly won favor for herself. Brush up on intimacy.

She saw that Shangguan Dandan often touched Zhu Juntang's head. At that time, Zhu Juntang was as happy as a dog, but it was the first time she saw that Zhou Shuling was treated like this.

Bai Hui has already realized that Zhu Juntang will care about it, she is absolutely extraordinary, this best friend of hers seems careless, but she has a clear mind about some things, and her vision is very poisonous.

For example, Zhu Juntang always likes to provoke Liu Changan, and she is still alive and kicking, because she knows that she is absolutely safe in front of Liu Changan, but Bai Hui also sees that when her mother wants to clean her up, she is honest... Bai Hui suspects that she said It is also true that my mother is the head of one of the largest evil forces in the world. If she is not obedient, she will not be as safe as she is in front of Liu Changan.

A person like Zhu Juntang, who does something to make Shangguan Dandan happy, is complacent. As an ordinary girl, not only is it shameless to please Shangguan Dandan, but she also seems very smart.

I don't know if Zhu Juntang's mother knows Shangguan Dandan, or if there is any relationship between the two of them.

"Okay, since you are useless, then use it for me. When you need to use it, I will return it to you." Shangguan nodded lightly. After all, Anhui and Dongdong's mother are somewhat different. If it's shit, Shangguan Dandan doesn't say anything and doesn't pay it back, then it belongs to the Queen Mother!Oops……!

"I'll ask someone to bring it over when I get back." Bai Hui jumped up and down happily.

Shangguan Dandan clearly distinguishes rewards and punishments, knowing that encouragement and praise are needed at this time, so he also raised his hand.

Bai Hui was a little embarrassed, tried her best to be reserved and bent down with her usual expression, while peeking at other people's faces.

Liu Changan shook his head lightly, Shangguan Dandan was addicted to touching his head, so happy to be touched by her?Smiling like a Shiba Inu whose head is being patted.

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The worst thing is that Shangguan Dandan left his camera and other unknown shooting equipment on the mountain at the Inn of the Dead, and forgot to bring them back.

The Empress Dowager is not interested in the functions of these devices, but she can sell them for money and earn a lot of money, which will make the Empress Dowager proud for a long time, raising her legs high in front of Liu Changan, and walking with kicking feet.

Shangguan Dandan couldn't help being a little sad, he was becoming more and more like a modern person, and he didn't even care about the fine tradition of collecting food, grass, supplies and trophies after battles.

Just thinking about these things, the five of them walked slowly on the road, preparing to ride horses first, when a red horse ran over first.

The logo of Ferrari is a horse, because the representative color of this brand is red. The description of "a red horse" reflects high-end knowledge and excellent taste, as well as a tacit understanding with rich people.

This kind of car is quite rare in the entire Xiangxi area. If it appears at the same place for two consecutive days, it will basically be the same car.

Wu Qinglian drove the car with a happy face, while Hu Jie was still sitting in the passenger seat.

After Hu Jie ran away last night, he found Wu Qinglian, but he didn't tell Wu Qinglian about the death of three Japanese people. Wu Qinglian's mood was not affected at all, and she pestered Hu Jie endlessly.

Fortunately, Hu Jie is a strange beast, and his wisdom may not surpass that of human beings, but his ability in that aspect is much stronger.

The reproduction of alien beasts is much more difficult than that of humans, so only with super ability in that area, long-term persistence and repeated attempts can increase the chance of reproduction.

If possible, the alien beasts probably don't care about this kind of super ability, and would rather obtain the same short, weak but efficient process as human beings.

After being turned into a red wave overnight, Wu Qinglian, who woke up early, was still entangled with Hu Jie, and after finally pulling her out on the road, Hu Jie looked a little sluggish... Mainly because of the emotional impact, but not much impact on physical strength.

Hu Jie didn't mean to blame Wu Qinglian, it was just work, and of course he could get what he wanted within the scope of his ability, after all, he was a guarantor, and there was no special agreement on how many times a day.

Wu Qinglian stopped the car. She knew that Hu Jie was looking for Zhu Juntang and his group. She saw that they met, but Zhu Juntang didn't seem to be among them, so Liu Changan didn't give her a good face, and Wu Qinglian didn't bother to talk to her. As for the others His status is definitely far inferior to Zhu Juntang and Liu Changan, and there is no need to get acquainted... If her younger brother Wu Qinglian was here, she would be willing to help seduce that girl and young woman.

So Wu Qinglian didn't get out of the car, Hu Jie walked up to Shangguan Dandan and bowed, then said in a low voice, "Excuse me?"

Shangguan Dandan was very happy, did he come to give photographic equipment?It would be great if he could get what he wanted, so he ran and jumped to the side with Hu Jie holding the hem of his skirt.

Wu Qinglian didn't expect that Hu Jie came to look for the little girl who caught a glimpse of yesterday, so she couldn't help feeling a little jealous, but after feeling the lazy and comfortable aftertaste in her body, she didn't bother to care about it.

"Are you all right?" Zhou Shuling tugged on Liu Changan's sleeve worriedly when she saw a stranger coming to see Shangguan Dandan.

Bai Fen also teased, simply because other people did it, so Bai Fen wanted to do it too.

"It may be Shangguan Dandan's relatives from ancient times, who came to her to recognize her relatives." Liu Changan made a random guess.

Chapter 911 Yu Wei Zhengsheng

Even if they are orphans, they still have relatives, but they just don't know them and don't communicate with them.

Liu Chang'an also has relatives, apart from the family-like close relationship, he is also related to a sheep.

Of course he and Shangguan Dandan are also considered relatives, although he and Shangguan Dandan have different perceptions of each other's relationship.

It is difficult for modern people to understand Shangguan Dandan's obsession with Liu Chang'an's son, but it only takes a little to understand the idea of ​​"filial piety" to rule the world in the Han Dynasty. This is one of the ideological cornerstones of national governance, as the chairman of the ruling group As a character, Shangguan Dandan will naturally maintain this ideological cornerstone with his own actions.

In a sense, this kind of mother-child relationship born of stable national rule is more unshakable than the blood relationship between mother and child. It is related to the stability of the country and the lives of countless people.

As for how Shangguan Dandan treated her relatives in ancient times, Liu Changan had no way of knowing. He suspected that even though Shangguan Dandan was a bird that had survived from ancient times, she had no memory of being Shangguan Dandan at all.

Anyway, she is doing nothing all day long, hanging out with old men and women, just like Liu Changan is just an ordinary college student now.

"Is that woman in the car also a relative of Dan Dan? Women drive Ferraris, and I will drive a Ferrari in the future." Bai Hui said enviously.

Bai Hui has seen Zhu Juntang's Ferrari parked in the corner of the garage eating ashes. Zhu Juntang doesn't have any sports cars, because she doesn't know how to drive, and the four-seater versions of most sports cars don't have a good riding experience in the back. Zhu Juntang only I like to sit in the back of a big car... It would be even better if Liu Changan could open the way for her on an electric bike.

Liu Chang'an doesn't think there is anything wrong with Bai Hui's dream. In fact, luxury cars nowadays are only related to income, and have little to do with status. Many Internet celebrities, anchors, micro-business owners, and online store owners may have just made a lot of money. I don’t have a lot of money in my pocket, so I’ll buy a Rolls-Royce Curryland first and drive it. Just enjoy it, and the concept of consumption is like this.

Some people joked that if the current top rich people are to be distinguished from ordinary Internet celebrities and anchors, they still have to bring a team, otherwise there will be no lineup.

"This car is very expensive. If I buy a van like Miss Zhu's car, the more people there are, the more cost-effective it will be." Zhou Shuling said shrewdly. Anyway, it's just a car, as long as it's not too big to feel Driving and parking are very difficult, of course, the more people sit, the more cost-effective.

But Zhou Shuling just thought about it, she didn't plan to buy a car, there was no need for it, if everyone bought a car, wouldn't the bus and subway be a waste?

Dan Dan's electric car is very practical, but it seems that Dan Dan loves her electric car very much. Zhou Shuling wants to learn electric cars, but she is afraid that Dan Dan's precious car will be damaged.

"Zhou Dongdong, what kind of car do you want to buy?" Liu Changan asked Zhou Dongdong who was playing with glass beads. Seeing her stupid look, she knew that she wanted to stuff glass beads in her mouth again, so Liu Changan diverted her attention. .

"I want... um... I want to buy a garbage truck." Zhou Dongdong said after thinking for a while.

"Why?" Liu Changan asked.

"As long as I buy a garbage truck, the garbage on the street will be mine, and I can sell it for money." Zhou Dongdong said with some expectation, "I made an appointment with Song Taozi, and we will buy a garbage truck later. The two of them drove out to collect garbage every day, played Wang Wang team's song while collecting garbage, and when they made money, they found more classmates to collect garbage."

"Have ideals." Liu Changan gave a thumbs up and praised, no distinction is made between high and low occupations, there must be someone from all walks of life, why can't such a resourceful and brave child like her do garbage collection?

This is the same as she always has a child who is the last one in the exam, why can't it be me, Zhou Dongdong?The same train of thought... In the final analysis, this train of thought is also inherited from Zhou Shuling.

Liu Changan didn't explain to her either, it's not like buying a garbage truck and all the garbage belongs to her.

"Is my idea of ​​buying a van better than hers?" Zhou Shuling asked Liu Chang'an uncertainly.

"Not necessarily." Liu Changan said to the little mother who only knew how to compare with her own daughter.

Zhou Shuling was a little aggrieved, she was much stronger, so she asked Bai Hui for help, "Xiao Bai, do you think the van is better than the garbage truck?"

Bai Hui sneered, "I think it's about the same."

What is the comparison between a van and a garbage truck!It's not as good as my Ferrari, Liu Changan should praise Fennel, Bai Fen stood on tiptoe, trying to get Liu Changan's idea.

The four chatted and walked forward. Not long after, Shangguan Dandan ran and jumped to follow. When they heard the roar of the Ferrari going away, they stopped and waited for Shangguan Dandan.

"Dan Dan, what is he looking for from you, is there no trouble?" Bai Hui asked with concern.

"He wants to cooperate with Zombie King."

Bai Hui and Zhou Shuling heard what she said, so they didn't ask any more questions. Zhou Dongdong heard such an imposing name as the Zombie King, and immediately declared that after he became a zombie, he would also become a child zombie king, only weaker than the adult zombie king A little bit.

Liu Chang'an didn't ask, he was actually listening to Shangguan Dandan and Hu Jie's speech.

Last night, the Zombie Queen exposed the Zombie King's treasure, and when they looked at each other, Hu Jie took the opportunity to escape. He ran a distance and found no one chasing him, so he knew that the other party really let him go.

Hu Jie had seen the speed of the Zombie King when he carried the chainsaw upside down to kill people. He knew that even if he recovered his body and escaped, he would not be able to escape.

After a night of relaxation, Hu Jie mustered up the courage to look for someone today. Through the clues of the hair last night, he knew that the zombie queen was the beautiful girl who came to observe when he met yesterday.

How did I know that I found it today, this beautiful girl does not admit that she is the zombie queen at all, she said that she did not put dark circles on her eyes, then she is not the zombie queen, why does Hu Jie think she is the zombie queen, obviously her makeup The skill is so superb that others can't see it at all.

Immediately afterwards, she began to talk about some makeup techniques, and showed Hu Jie photos of her usual makeup, and asked Hu Jie angrily why she thought she was the zombie queen.

Hu Li had no choice but to ask the Zombie King to cooperate. Although the Zombie King seemed crazy, he should be better than the Zombie Queen who couldn't communicate.

Liu Changan is very interested in the legendary ancient great witch hiding in western Hunan, but he is not interested in cooperation. Cooperation means that he has to work hard, but in fact he just wants to sit back and enjoy the benefits. Join in the fun, make a good relationship and so on.

"It seems that my level of make-up is much higher than yours." Liu Changan was a little proud. In fact, men have been wearing makeup since ancient times. It is only natural that Liu Changan's level is higher than Shangguan Dandan's. It's just that Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Shuling usually like to hug together to keep warm. He didn't ask Liu Changan for advice at all, and he didn't bother to teach them.

After all, it is one of the pleasures to see how they look after makeup, take pictures and save them for later teasing.

"He didn't recognize you only because he was blind." Shangguan Dandan was not convinced, her level of makeup even Zhou Shuling was ashamed of herself.

"He could recognize you even if he was blind."

Liu Chang'an's words can always easily make people angry, Shangguan Dandan ordered Bai Hui and Zhou Shuling to grab Liu Chang'an, then took out the eyebrow pencil and drew two mustaches on Liu Chang'an's lips.

A group of people entered the scenic area for fun. Although there is no grassland culture such as horseback riding and archery in the mountain pasture, according to people's preferred impression of the grassland, they have organized yurts, racetracks, and archery ranges, except for Liu Changan. , Everyone else asked to ride a horse first, and the minority obeyed the majority.

"There are no dismounted horses that I like, and there are no majestic sweat-blooded BMWs." Shangguan Dandan asked with some regret, "Does Hexi still raise horses now?"

The Hexi mentioned by Shangguan Dandan is of course not the Hexi of Junsha, but the Hexi Corridor.

In the early Han Dynasty, the Hexi Corridor was always controlled by the Xiongnu. After it was occupied by the Han army, the Huns lamented, "Destroy my Qilian Mountains, so that my six animals will not live." This refers to the loss of the fertile pastoral areas of the Hexi Corridor.

Since then, the Hexi Corridor has been the most important horse breeding site in the Song Dynasty.

"I still keep them. In fact, many novel writers nowadays, in order to show the life of the aristocrats, often write that the protagonist has expensive horses somewhere in Europe and America. In fact, the largest and best horse farm in the world is in the Hexi Corridor, the Shandan Army Horse Farm... ...It is about the size of two townships (typos) and Hong Kong." Liu Changan patted Shangguan Dandan on the shoulder, "You can go and see it when you have time, maybe it will make you feel a little bit of the majesty of a great man."