I'm really immortal

But this tauren was chanting scriptures and explaining scriptures at the same time. No one asked him to introduce himself. How can he be a master with so many words?Anyway, after hearing him say a lot of nonsense, even though he was pretending to send everyone to see Yan Luo, the security guards were not so scared.

"Brother, who are you scaring? Come on, you send me to hell, I've grown up so big, I haven't seen Lord Yan Luo yet, but now that I see him, I want to ask..."

It was not the first time that the tauren saw such a request from an arrogant person, and he was willing to satisfy the other party, so he reached out and took the speaker's head off his shoulders.

"I would like to ask..." The head opened its mouth in the hands of the tauren, the voice stopped abruptly, the mouth moved up and down, as if wanting to speak, but was horrified to find that his state seemed unprecedentedly wrong , with the last corner of his eyes, he saw that he seemed to be suspended in the air, but his body was gushing blood like a fountain, and he fell to the ground...

Seeing this scene, the other security guards felt their ears buzzing, as if a shocking BGM sounded, and the figure of the tauren was oppressive like a mountain, making people feel that there was no escape, their feet were weak and they were about to fall to the ground , everyone screamed in shock and ran towards the elevator.

The tauren didn't catch up right away, and everyone ran into the elevator smoothly. Seeing that the elevator door was about to close, they looked at each other and let out a long breath. They found that everyone else was pale, trembling, and their pupils were dilated to burst in their eyeballs. Same.

Although everyone usually does things like beating, scolding and brutality, who has ever seen a scene where people's heads are ripped off?There are very few such scenes in the movie, too bloody will be coded.

Now we all know that coding is actually necessary, it’s so fucking scary!Just like some action movies, coding is to protect the audience's beautiful fantasies and desires, it's all for the good of everyone!

"Why didn't the elevator move?" There was only a sharp gasp in the elevator car, and it took a while for someone to notice that the floor button was pressed, but the elevator didn't move at all.

A finger as thick as a Harbin red sausage got stuck in the middle of the elevator door, and then the elevator door was opened, and the tall body of the tauren squeezed into the elevator. The horns on the top of his head scraped against the top of the elevator car. The lights flickered and flickered.

The elevator goes up.

After a while, when they reached the top floor, the Tauren walked out of the elevator and walked into the room with the "General Manager" signboard.

Yu Chao was humming opera and watching a film of Huagu Opera.

This kind of film is not a serious comedy film, but a custom-made film made by some small domestic action film teams he found. The actors and actresses in it wear Huagu opera costumes, and the traditional drama "Bangs Cutting Wood" and the like Adapted.

The reason for this hobby is that when Yu Chao was a child in the old mountainous area, there was a lack of recreational activities. Only when the funeral was held, the mourning family would invite a Huagu Opera team to perform for one night, and gathered the fathers and villagers to accompany the deceased before he was buried. last night.

Yu Chao was deeply impressed by one of the Huagu opera actors. When he saw her changing clothes backstage, her half-tipped breasts and big white legs were exposed by half-undressed clothes, which became the scene where Yu Chao released his desire in countless fantasies during his adolescence.

When he became rich and powerful, he also thought about finding the Huagu opera actor, but it was hard to find him. Even if he found it, he would be old and pale. Can the feelings of his youth make him ignore her wrinkles and loose skin?

"Where are you going to watch the film?" The tauren walked in, and the bull's horn knocked down the door again, which made him feel a little regretful. In fact, the bull's horn doesn't have to be made so big, it can still be just as majestic.

"What the hell?" Yu Chao trembled in fright, quickly pulled up his trousers, reached out and took out a May [-]th from the side drawer, and shot at the tauren.

It's a pity that even a well-trained professional has an extremely low hit rate when shooting hastily. Yu Chao fired several shots in a row, and only one shot hit the horn because the muzzle was accidentally raised.

When watching movies and TV shows, people often complain that the two sides in the gun battle also missed a single shot when they emptied the magazine. In fact, that is the real scene.

"Do you know why I wanted to kill you?" the tauren asked.

"No...don't know?" The magazine was empty, Yu Chao had no time to change the magazine, the tauren had already walked in front of him, and Yu Chao was terrified.

"That's good. I always see someone on TV who wants to tell the other party why he killed him before killing him, saying that he wants the other party to be a ghost. I'm surprised, let him die inexplicably, inexplicably, dead Isn't it more interesting to be aggrieved?"

After speaking, the tauren took off Yu Chao's head.

Yu Chao's head rolled on the ground, rolling in a circle, his eyes stared blankly at the tauren, and he could not rest in peace.

The tauren is Liu Chang'an (since many people don't even know that the zombie king is also Liu Chang'an, let me explain).

Liu Changan cleaned up the Fuyu Vegetable Company, and found no fish that slipped through the net. It is not that the company has no serious employees, but those serious employees who are responsible for business contacts have not come to work at this time.

He packed the entire founder and core team of Fuyu Vegetable Company into clay pots, cleaned the outside of the pots, and packed them into snakeskin bags.

The snakeskin bag was also cleaned in another washroom, packed in a plastic bag, and then put in a layer of snakeskin bag before putting it back in the car.

It is very necessary to do this. If the inside of the car is stained with blood, it is basically impossible to completely remove it. DNA will always be tested. This is the ironclad evidence in many cases. Professor Liu Jianshe has been engaged in biological research for many years. I don't even understand this kind of common sense.

Li Hongfang is very good at using it, and he still wants to use it for a long time, and he doesn't want her to get into trouble.

After finishing these things, Liu Changan took off his pants and shoes, packed them up, put the shirt and coat he had taken off around his waist, and drove the car back to the community. He parked close to the wall to avoid Fuyu vegetables. Company monitoring.

As for the clues, there will be more or less left behind, but it’s nothing. Liu Changan drove around the Xiangjiang River, disposed of the clay pots as usual, and then rushed home. After all, he did not have a certain status and importance. , is not qualified to be buried around the sycamore trees in the community.

At this time, what he was most worried about was that Zhou Shuling didn't follow his method to deal with crucian carp. This little mother always likes to invent all kinds of "new dishes". Who knows how she will torment Liu Changan's beloved little crucian carp?

Chapter 929 A Slow Time

Liu Chang'an can be sure that if Zhou Shuling doesn't cook according to Liu Chang'an's method, but changes to a method that she thinks is feasible, she will think that it is a "new dish" invented by her after it is cooked.

And it will be served in front of Liu Changan for him to taste, expecting to be praised by him.

She often does this, but the number of praises she gets is as little as Zhou Dongdong's praise for his progress in the exam.

So far, it can be regarded as her improved dish that has been approved by Liu Changan. There is only one dish with cold hoof-wrapped flowers, which has been on the menu, making Zhou Shuling think that she is on an equal footing with Zhou Dongdong in this respect. Chicken legs are coming.

In fact, at present, the sales volume of the cold hoof-wrapped flowers in restaurants is only higher than that of the lard fried eggs that are ordered outside the set meal.

The lard omelette is about two or three yuan in the set meal, and it costs five yuan a single order, so most of them order the set meal with lard omelette, and only those who like fried eggs will add one or two .

Zhou Shuling's cold hoof-wrapped flowers are not bad, but the quantity is small and the price is high. Fresh pig's feet are used instead of frozen products, and the production is time-consuming, so the cost cannot be reduced.

Fortunately, Zhou Shuling didn't want to be on the same level as Zhou Dongdong's big chicken drumsticks, which is the number one seller in the store, otherwise she would be troubled... Little mother is the kind of woman who is easy to satisfy both psychologically and physically.

Physiologically, it means that she can eat a lot, but it doesn't matter if she eats less, which means she is easily satisfied.

Nowadays, people are always prone to misconceptions, and decent people have to be careful when speaking, or explain a sentence or two, so as not to cause misunderstandings and affect the image of decent people.

Liu Changan paid special attention to this point, he found that women nowadays are more dirty, among which An Nuan and Li Hongfang are the representatives.

An Nuan likes to tell dirty jokes, and Li Hongfang goes a little too far. Liu Changan's normal behavior or words can be distorted by her to make up obscene secrets and the like.

Liu Changan parked the car in the open space next to the grape arbor, and just got out of the car when old man Qian came over with a bundle of plastic wrap in his hand.

He was looking at this big jeep just now. The older generation likes to call off-road vehicles a jeep, not to mention this big square one, it should be called a jeep.

Originally just looking around, he found out that it was driven by Liu Changan, so old man Qian leaned over and patted the car body, raised his legs to stand on the pedals, but gave up after a bit of effort.

"Girls now like that kind of short, flat sports car, and don't like jeeps." Old man Qian said very knowledgeably that Liu Changan's car is nothing, "If you drive that kind of car, it's easy to attract girls."

"I drive a donkey cart, and girls like it." Liu Chang'an said very self-aware, "When you were young, didn't you really want to have a [-]-wheeler so that you could deceive girls?"

"Hey, I'm the Meituo first, and then the [-] big ones. At that time, I had all the four things in order, and it was all up to me." Old man Qian remembered with some complacency, and patted the car again, " That scenery is no worse than your big thing."

Liu Changan also thought about it for a while. The so-called Erba Dagang is a name for a bicycle after the founding of the People's Republic of China. Erba means that the wheels are 28 inches, and Dabar means a thick black beam on the bike.

Many [-]s, [-]s, and [-]s have the experience of sitting on this beam and riding long distances with their parents.

Many people still remember that when they were children, they didn't sit on the big bars, but sat in the back, so the old man stepped on the pedal of the bicycle, raised the other foot back on the bicycle, and swept himself off.

As for the scratches on the steel bars on the instep tires, it is even more common, but the feeling at that time was indeed very painful.

"Life at that time was like riding a bicycle, and everything was slow. Now ten or twenty years have passed by like a speeding railway. We used to live for 20 years, and it felt like a long time Ah." Liu Changan said with emotion, the long life here refers to a long life, not from the perspective of a super life form.

Old man Qian nodded involuntarily. Why?

However, life in this community is still slow and detailed, why is that?

What is the young man next to him being hypocritical about? Why can't I involuntarily go along with him?

Liu Chang'an and old man Qian stood together and sighed for a few words, old man Qian suddenly turned his head, "Who is with you... I'm going to shoot trees. By the way, your Dandan took Zhou Dongdong to climb the wall. there."

Old man Qian knew very well that only Liu Changan could take care of Dandan, and Dandan was usually very likable, and the old men and women in the community were all protective. After old man Qian lost money repeatedly, he wanted to say some harsh words to Dandan They all gave up under the eyes of the poker players, and finally accumulated a lot of hatred in their hearts, and wanted to take the opportunity to plot against Dandan.

Liu Changan walked towards the direction that old man Qian pointed at, and he saw Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong sitting on the wall.

There was also a sheep, jumping around on the fence, trying to kick the unsteady bricks off the wall for a while, shaking its head and biting the leaves of the mulberry tree for a while.

Liu Changan only felt dizzy for a while. The three creatures in front of him gathered together, which was not surprising at all. They were obviously three different species, but it made people feel that the phrase "like attracts like" is very suitable for them.

There is also a dog under the fence, which looks more humane and compliant than the three on the fence.

"What are you doing?" Liu Chang'an used to ask Zhou Dongdong "What are you doing", but now he has upgraded.

Birds, children, sheep, and dogs all turned their heads to look at Liu Changan.

"Brother Chang'an, would you like to come up and eat mulberries with us? Sister Tandan said that this mulberry tree is not treated with pesticides and can be eaten directly." Zhou Dongdong warmly invited Liu Changan to join, and put some wet and sticky mulberries Put it in your pocket.

Liu Changan took three steps back, his refusal gesture was very firm.

He pointed to Lu Sien who was biting Zhou Dongdong's schoolbag, "Zhou Dongdong, do you know what time it is? Don't go to school yet!"

"Today is Sunday, so I don't have to go to school." Zhou Dongdong wiped the mulberry particles from the corner of his mouth and said happily. For some reason, he always felt that this week's holiday seemed to be longer than before.

"Baa...baa...baa!" Zhu Juntang yelled three times in response to Zhou Dongdong, everyone in the universe would not want to go to school.

Currently on the matter of "not wanting to go to school", the rankings here are Shangguan Dandan, Zhu Juntang and Zhou Dongdong.

Shangguan Dandan doesn't need to study at all, which is what Zhu Juntang admires the most. Zhu Juntang is also far ahead in skipping classes and asking for leave. Zhou Dongdong is just a hard-working elementary school student who has no freedom and ranks last.

Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang, it still had a plastic bag on its buttocks today, obviously those customized "Xianyang Battle Armor" were not so easy to make.

But a sheep climbed onto the fence. This is a city, not a remote scenic spot like Nanshan Ranch, so can't we keep a low profile?

Liu Changan reached out and took Zhou Dongdong off the fence and put it on the ground, and put the schoolbag in Lu Sien's mouth on her back, then took out his mobile phone and showed her the day of the week, "Do you see clearly? Today is Monday, Go to school with Lu Sien."

"Today is Monday!" Zhou Dongdong turned pale with shock. Is it because he dreamed that today is still Sunday last night, so he made himself remember wrongly?

"You're already late, walk slowly on the way." Liu Changan shook his head, Zhou Shuling didn't know what to do, and didn't even notice that Zhou Dongdong didn't go to school.

As for the "godmother" Shangguan Dandan, I don't expect her to remind Zhou Dongdong to go to school. Since seeing Liu Changan just now, she has held a piece of mulberry leaf in front of her face without saying a word, as if Liu Changan would Playfully act as if she doesn't exist.

Zhou Dongdong touched Lu Sien's dog's head and went to school together. The remaining two were still on the wall. Liu Chang'an just wanted to crush the wall with one kick.

"Godmother, the bad old man has a bad look on his face, so you can scare him quickly, so that he won't be overwhelmed and ready to attack us first, and let us be beaten later." Zhu Juntang stretched out two goat's hooves and hugged a clump The mulberry branch, planning that Liu Changan would swing away from the fence with the mulberry branch in his arms if there was any abnormality, and then roll and land flexibly before escaping.

Shangguan Dandan covered his face and eyes with mulberry leaves, so he was immune to Liu Changan's eyes, and said in a calm tone: "Xiaotang is a little doubtful about the fact that he can turn into a sheep, so he came here early in the morning to talk to me. Discussion, I forgot that Dongdong still has to go to school."

Liu Changan snorted, and he didn't really knock down the entire wall just to drive them off the wall. After all, this is public property, and people must not smash public property and facilities just to vent their personal emotions.

If you want to smash it, you can smash it at your own home, and you have to buy it after you finish smashing it. It can also promote internal circulation demand and economic development... As long as it is not thrown out of the window, throwing objects from high altitudes is worse than ordinary smashing of public property, which is a hazard to public safety.

"Zhu Juntang, there is a class this afternoon, don't forget it like Zhou Dongdong! I will ask Professor Liu later to see if she is willing to be your culture class teacher." Liu Chang'an warned and left.

For Zhu Juntang, there is no need to tell her again and again, if she doesn't want to go to school, it is useless to say a thousand or ten thousand words to her, only violence can make her succumb.

Thinking of Zhou Dongdong leading the dog to school, Liu Chang'an suddenly felt a sense of desolate anticipation. In the future, it would be enough for Liu Yiyu to be as obedient as Zhou Dongdong.

He turned his head, took a deep look at Zhu Juntang who was still standing on the fence, met his eyes, and let out an arrogant "baa".

Back home, Liu Changan knew why Zhou Shuling didn't care about Zhou Dongdong's forgetting to go to school. She was exchanging cooking skills with Li Hongfang in the kitchen.

Zhou Shuling and Shangguan Dandan were exchanging makeup techniques, it was like pecking at each other.

The exchange of culinary skills with Li Hongfang can't be said to be pecking at each other. Zhou Shuling can't compare with Liu Chang'an in this respect, but he still has an advantage in front of Li Hongfang. Li Hongfang is the only vegetable in the kitchen.

During this period of time, Zhou Shuling was often with Li Hongfang, and the two of them were already very familiar with each other. Li Hongfang taught Zhou Shuling many things. Now that Li Hongfang wanted to ask her about cooking, Zhou Shuling naturally happily taught her all.

"Chang'an said that this small crucian carp should be fried in tea oil. I think lard is also acceptable... In fact, it is also fine if you don't fry it. Think about it. The characteristics of small crucian carp are tender and fresh. After deep frying, it will be a little more crispy. Feeling, but that delicious taste is probably hard to keep..."

When Liu Changan walked to the door of the kitchen, Zhou Shuling was expressing his high opinion. Li Hongfang looked humbly studying and nodded his head from time to time to express his agreement.

He hadn't wanted to disturb them.

Zhou Shuling wore a down jacket on her upper body, and only a pair of corseted thermal pants underneath, which were tight and had the effect of yoga pants. The kind of women with plump lower limbs wearing yoga pants always attracts attention when they appear in the gym or even on the street.

The little woman always exudes a particularly warm atmosphere in winter, so soft that she wants to be hugged in her arms all the time as a source of heat.

Li Hongfang is wearing brown linen underwear, which is very loose. It looks like he is in a high-end office building that is like spring all year round, holding a cup of coffee and looking at the front desk of a magazine, or a secret technique that can only be done in the boss's office.

They may not be at the level of national beauty, but they are full of feminine style and charm, and they are also pleasing to the eye.

But they just want to toss Liu Changan to sell the little crucian carp that they bought back because of their hue!

"Do you want to put it directly into a bowl, sprinkle some dried chili ashes, fermented soy beans, and then put it directly into the steamer?" Liu Changan interrupted Zhou Shuling's free play.

Zhou Shuling froze for a moment, and immediately lost the confidence she had just now. It wasn't that she lacked confidence in her own ideas, but that Liu Changan always liked to play tricks. As long as she insisted on her own ideas, he would knock people on the head, or arrest her. Take someone's arm and remove them from the kitchen or something.

Still nodded.

"Your method is only suitable for steaming cured meat. This kind of small crucian carp, if you don't fry it, you put it in the steamer. After a while, the water vapor will condense in the bowl, and the crucian carp meat will be loose and soft, and you can't even pick it up with chopsticks." Liu Changan He waved his hand, "Both of you go out."

Li Hongfang felt that she had suffered a disaster without reason. She should have had the opportunity to help in the kitchen. The kitchen is not a big place, and it is normal for everyone to bump into each other.

Usually, Zhou Shuling must have made full use of this opportunity. With Zhou Shuling's character, she is more reserved and introverted. It is unlikely that she will take the initiative to touch Liu Changan in other places, so she will give full play to the advantages of her traditional little woman and turn the kitchen become her home.

Zhou Shuling's attire today proves Li Hongfang's analysis. On the surface, she is wearing a heavy down jacket, but a down jacket is not a close-fitting and soft job. She only needs to bend down and raise her back to expose her buttocks to seduce Liu Changan. .

Women need to be cautious like this. Li Hongfang affirmed what Zhou Shuling had done, and planned to apply what she had learned when she had the opportunity.

"Have you eaten?" Zhou Shuling knew that what Liu Changan said was reasonable, so she changed the subject, "Why don't you watch TV first, and I'll make you a bowl of noodles, and then you can get the little crucian carp."

"It's fine." Liu Changan mainly wanted to prevent Zhou Shuling from steaming the small crucian carp. Liu Changan felt relieved if she didn't play freely.

After walking to the electric heating table and sitting down, Li Hongfang came over and couldn't wait to ask questions.

"Brother Liu, are you done?"

"Ah."

"Well, the society is stable now, and the people live and work in peace and contentment. As long as you work hard, you can live a good life. But there are always some scumbags who want to destroy the great situation of building a harmonious society, and set up obstacles and add resistance to the overall goal of moving towards a well-off society in an all-round way."

Following the tone of his words, Li Hongfang patted Liu Changan's strong arm muscles. Men like to touch women, why don't women like to touch men?In the face of a man like Liu Ge, everyone should understand that his hands are occasionally wet with salt.