I'm really immortal

Liu Changan took a look at Li Hongfang. She is really talented. If it weren't for the career restriction of tomb robbery, which has no future, which affected her development and followed the system in a serious way, Liu Changan might be able to watch it on TV in a few years. She spoke.

It's not just to give Liu Chang'an such positive affirmation because she said such a few words, but to integrate all aspects of her qualities.

Of course, because of her past work, Li Hongfang can no longer follow the system. She has no concept of following the rules in her mind. Maybe she will dig up the ancestral graves of her leaders or colleagues as soon as she gets angry. The unit sends her To distribute benefits, it may be to take a box and ask people to draw cards, give male colleagues coupons for bathing centers, and give female colleagues recharge cards for women's health clubs.

Seeing that Liu Chang'an didn't object to her words, Li Hongfang knew that brother Liu was going to act for the heavens again today, and the one who died was still a scum.

"Actually, we are now vigorously advocating green and environmental protection industries, focusing on waste utilization. I heard that the corpse business in India is booming." Li Hongfang lowered her voice again.

It is such an elegant and stately sentence to hear the string song, and Liu Changan really does not want to use it on Li Hongfang.

As soon as her heart-shaped butt poked out, Liu Changan knew that she was about to spit out some kind of ivory.

Sure enough, in the entire Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect, only he is a normal person. Under the leadership of a normal person, it is very important for this sect to grasp the general direction and prevent the disciples from going astray.

"They have a sheep-strengthening medicine made from bone powder, which is extremely popular in Europe and the United States. Many European and American sellers make large quantities of custom-made bones and actively participate in the bone business. There are also specimens, medical research, etc., and a corpse can be bought. It can range from hundreds to millions of dollars." Li Hongfang said with emotion, compared with them, Li Hongfang's career seems much more acceptable.

"Millions of dollars?" Of course Liu Chang'an knew about this kind of business. It can be said that it has existed since ancient times. It's just that in addition to the progress of civilization, modern times have also intensified the development of some dark and anti-human things.

"Well, for some deceased patients with typical diseases that are of great research significance, pathological information can be studied from the corpses to promote the development of drugs or treatment methods. Such corpses are very valuable... There are also corpses of celebrities." Li Hongfang explained by the way. After a while, "I learned this because when we were working, we found that we were only looking for treasures, and some people would not let go of the graves of lonely graves and wild ghosts. They would take away the bones when they dug up."

Liu Chang'an has seen it too, once he was buried well, but someone dug him out, he was too lazy to move, others saw that his face was intact and fresh, his muscles were elastic, like a stranger, he was a white-faced scholar with a shuttle, so they sold him He paid a high price and married a dead lady from a rich family.

These miraculous experiences have been countless in his long life, so he doesn't think it's so strange. Li Hongfang doesn't talk about these things, he can't remember them at all.

"I think what you mean is, don't rub people into clay pots in the future, but sell the corpses?" Liu Changan saw her turning around, and didn't explain what she was thinking, so he directly exposed her thoughts and stretched out his hand. He grabbed her cheek, "If you want to do business seriously, why can't you come up with a good idea, but you have a quick mind in crooked ways."

Li Hongfang didn't feel the pain, but was a little regretful, "Actually, I also have some connections in India, which I haven't used for a long time, and I have to use them from time to time. Everyone gets some benefits, so we can maintain them with trust. Making money is a trivial matter."

What she said is very reasonable. Liu Changan has contacts all over the world, but they have been useless for a long time. Even some people who are more particular, pass down from generation to generation "We are the guardians of XXX's wealth. In the future, we must return to the original "Lord" and other oaths, but he didn't contact them himself, and no one recognizes these things even now.

Li Hongfang also has connections in India, which did not surprise Liu Changan. If she hadn't possessed these supernatural abilities, how could a richest man like Li Jiama have taken so much trouble to find her to host "I want to dig the sea" Hunhou No. [-] tomb so that he can die in it" such an action?

"You still want to maintain these contacts, are you planning to return to your old business in the future?"

"That... that's not true. My current career is to run the rice noodle shop well." Li Hongfang observed the words and expressions, and knew the intention of the door owner.

That's about the same, Liu Chang'an didn't bother to pursue her idea of ​​doing that kind of business with Indians.

Based on Liu Changan's personal experience, doing business with Indians is not a pleasant thing. They basically do not respect any rules and integrity, desperately lower prices, break contracts at any time, and spend a lot of time trying to negotiate business with pretense. Maybe they just want to ask for gifts.

To do business with them, it is not safe to collect a deposit, unless you pay for the goods and deliver the goods...and you have to beware of the after-sales and nitpicking claims they require.

If you don't satisfy them, they will claim that you will never do business with them Indians.

"By the way, look at the uniforms of the waiters in our store." Li Hongfang got up and took her big black crocodile leather bag, took out a tablet computer from it, and showed Liu Changan the design drawing.

"I run a rice noodle shop, not a bathing center."

Li Hongfang flicked her fingers quickly, showing another uniform design.

"It's more or less the same." Liu Changan suspected that the one just now was the one she wanted him to choose, and seeing that he was unwilling, he took out the second set of serious uniforms.

Zhou Shuling prepared noodles and brought them over.

"Crucian carp noodles." Zhou Shuling introduced her work a little proudly, and if she is not allowed to steam the small crucian carp according to her own method, then take out two and give him to eat. Anyway, I want to make something fresh.

After she finished speaking, she put down the bowl and sat down next to Li Hongfang. The hip lines of the two collided together, and there was a feeling of two balls bouncing away when they collided.

Liu Changan took a sip of the noodles, nodded politely, and began to eat.

He is good at appreciating food, but he is not the picky gourmand. This bowl of noodles also fully demonstrates Zhou Shuling's confidence in her craftsmanship. If it is not delicious, she still cooks so much, isn't it to torture Liu Changan?The little mother has no such bad intentions.

Shangguan Dandan would definitely do this.

The queen mother seemed to have sensed that others said bad things about her in her heart, so she opened the door in time and walked in, followed by the swaggering sheep.

The sheep jumped on all fours at the same time, and landed at the same time, bouncing over one by one, raised its two forelegs and lay down beside the heating table, leaning over to see what Liu Changan was eating with a washbasin.

Seeing the deputy sect master coming in, Li Hongfang hurriedly stood up to say hello, and Shangguan pressed his hand majesticly, signaling Li Hongfang not to be too polite.

"Hey, Dandan, I seem to have seen this sheep in the Nanshan Ranch." Zhou Shuling still looked nostalgic when she said it.

This is the first time in her life to travel, although the places she goes to are not far away, the time she stays is not long, and it is not a high-end tourist attraction that can be posted on various ostentatious apps.

But the people who accompany her are all the people she likes, so this kind of travel is fun all the way.

What's more, Liu Changan said that he would take her and Dongdong Dandan to many places to play, Zhou Shuling was full of expectations.

As for Shangguan Dandan bringing a sheep into the house suddenly, Zhou Shuling didn't find it strange. Zhou Dongdong also dug out a dead pullet and brought it home. A live sheep is much more normal than a dead chicken.

"Baa!" Zhu Juntang didn't want to scare Zhou Shuling, so he yelled normally, as a greeting to her, then wandered around the room, inspected Liu Changan's house from the perspective of a sheep, ran into his bedroom, and jumped on his bed Run back a few times.

"It's the one from the Nanshan Ranch. It is Xiaotang's pet and has the highest status. Xiaotang told her subordinates that seeing this sheep is like seeing the eldest lady in person. The sheep enjoy everything, and the standards and treatment are the same as hers." Shangguan While talking, Dan Dan brought a small bowl over, and then pointed to a small crucian carp in Liu Changan's bowl.

Liu Changan took one and shared some noodles with her by the way.

Shangguan Dandan nodded in satisfaction, the little crucian carp he gave her was the biggest, it was boiled directly, the skin was torn and the meat was a bit rotten and not very pretty.

Shangguan Dandan raised his hand and patted Liu Changan's head, then sat next to him and began to eat.

"I heard that there are rich people in the west who passed away and left their inheritance to their pets!" Li Hongfang didn't think there was anything wrong with Zhu Juntang's doing so, "Miss Zhusan's sheep should be more stylish than those rich people's pets, for example, ordering one Private jets, such as 747 or A380, transform the cabin into a large lawn, which is enough for lambs to run and play on it, and the jet painting paints pictures of countless sheep, causing eyeball pollution, which is very cool..."

"Li Hongfang, go if you have nothing to do." Liu Changan couldn't bear it anymore, just like he usually likes to push Zhou Dongdong to do something that will get him beaten, but if others think Zhou Dongdong is a silly child and tease and prank her, Liu Changan can't accept it .

Li Hongfang shut up.

But the sheep held its head up, showing a pensive expression, then wagged its tail, beat the plastic bag covering its buttocks, stopped even bleating, and ran out of the door.

Alas, Liu Changan knew that it was too late for him to shut up Li Hongfang, and he should have thrown Li Hongfang off the balcony when Li Hongfang opened his mouth to participate.

He didn't do this, it wasn't unexpected, but he just felt that calling Li Hongfang to help early in the morning shouldn't be so rude to her, he is a fastidious person after all.

Then there is no way, if you want to be particular about people, you will always have a lot of troubles, let's think about how to persuade Liu Yuewang to become Zhu Juntang's teacher later, as a famous professor who is sought after by others, he may not be willing Shouqi teaches such a naughty student as Zhu Juntang.

9 Chapter Thirty Dog×Sheep√

After Liu Changan finished eating noodles, Li Hongfang drove Zhou Shuling to finalize the final style of the store uniform. He was going to escort Zhu Juntang first, and Shangguan Dandan followed him.

Shangguan Dandan is not interested in going too far away from the community, unless there are activities like free gifts to receive.

Dongdong's mother is too busy, Shangguan Dandan plans to find out about the vending machine by herself first, her information usually comes from her circle of friends, and her consultation objects are usually the old men and women in the community.

The two of them walked past the grape trellis, and saw old man Qian wrapped a willow tree with a crooked neck in plastic wrap, and was patting the tree to keep in good health.

"Xiaoqian, what are you doing?" There are always people in the community doing strange things. "What are you doing" has become a relatively common greeting. old man.

"I found that this willow tree is very different. Everyone else leans to the south, but it leans to the north. Maybe it's because it has spirituality. I use it to exercise and get twice the result with half the effort." Old man Qian said with a straight face.

He is not angry with his straight face, but to make himself look more powerful, shouting and shouting with his palms, maybe it can make Dandan feel a little scared, so don't humiliate old man Qian so blatantly when playing cards in the future card skills.

Although he likes to play cards with Shangguan Dandan, and even wants to exclude Liu Changan from participating in the community's chess and card activities, but now old man Qian finds out that Shangguan Dandan's poker skills are not as good as Liu Changan's, and he is more eccentric or better than a strategist. And nothing less.

"I also discovered a new way of exercising recently, which is said to be very effective." Shangguan Dandan took out his mobile phone preparedly, and showed old man Qian a video she had saved.

In the video, an old man is swinging on a swing, but other people are sitting on the swing seat with their buttocks on the swing. The old man puts a rope around his neck, and a wider cowhide cushion is added where the rope touches his neck, so as not to strangle his neck and become suicide .

Old man Qian looked at it and found it interesting. He is very interested in various health and fitness activities at his age, but after listening to the old man explaining the benefits of this fitness method in the video, old man Qian looked at Shangguan Dandan suspiciously.

"Is it because I told you that you were climbing the wall with Zhou Dongdong this morning, and you want to take revenge on me? There must be something wrong with this fitness method!" Old man Qian was keenly aware of the element.

"I don't have it! But you have to think so, and I can't help it. I want to organize everyone to exercise like this, occupying all the trees suitable for lifting themselves, and not letting you play together." Shangguan Dandan said regretfully Said, reaching out to touch the thermos, but it was empty.

She didn't bring a thermos out today, because when she went out for a stroll, she might bring a vending machine or something when she came back. It's not very convenient to carry a thermos. The Queen Mother always makes decisions before acting, and she is a person with a plan.

"This crooked-necked willow tree has already been taken by me!" Old Man Qian said, pointing to his plastic wrap, a little proud, but fortunately he had the foresight to not fall into the scheme of this sinister egg.

"Well, when our collective tree-hanging training group is established, you will be counted in." Shangguan Dandan reluctantly said.

Old man Qian also nodded with a stern face. Really, the collective activities of the community, without the participation of a veteran and prominent person like Lao Qian, what is it like?

Seeing Shangguan Dandan striding towards the outside of the community, Old Man Qian hesitated for a moment, feeling something was wrong, and wanted to ask Liu Changan if no matter what he said, it was all in Shangguan Dandan's calculations, but he felt that it was necessary to ask Losing face, he continued to shoot the tree without saying a word.

Liu Chang'an smiled, Shangguan Dandan is getting closer and closer to becoming a core figure in the social circle of the community, he is doing really well, he is worthy of being the Queen Mother.

When it comes to the word "mixed", derogation is greater than praise. Even if someone is said to be a good mix, there is some dissatisfaction inside, or they feel that the other party is only using means, not real skills, which means hard power.

For example, you can say that many people in the Writers Association are doing well, but few people say that academicians of the Academy of Sciences are doing well.

In most fields, some people are good at it, some rely on hard power, and a small number of people not only have high emotional intelligence, but also are slick, they are like a fish in water in the entire field, and they also have a super high professional level.

This is the case even when playing games. In the League of Legends professional league, some people are just bastards. Just show it off.

After this kind of people faded out of the game, the domestic League of Legends professional league got better.

Maybe mixing is also a kind of ability, so I won't discuss it.

Liu Changan felt that he was also a bastard, with outstanding abilities but not doing much work, let alone doing serious work.

This is very similar to Zhu Juntang very magically.

It's just similarity, not the same origin, it's definitely not Liu Changan's inheritance, it's her own desire to be a bastard.

In fact, to explain it in today's words, some people are gangsters, not greasy gangsters, but just want to stay in the comfort zone, not motivated, not working hard, not suffering.

After thinking about his life for a while, Liu Changan has already walked to the towering Baolong Center. In the lives of Kyushu Fenglei Jianmen and outsiders, this is the second core gathering point after the old community. Haunt here.

The mall had just opened, and the door was opened by a man wearing a thick overcoat. Liu Changan said thank you, and just stepped in with half a foot, and then backed out.

Various signs and warning patterns are often pasted on the entrance gates of various public places, such as "no smoking", "no entry for disheveled clothes", "no betel nuts", "guide dogs allowed", "no pets allowed". Enter" and so on.

Liu Chang'an saw a sign sticking on the door. The puppy pattern representing pets was marked with an X, but the lamb pattern was marked with a √.

"What does this mean?" Liu Changan was well-informed, and had never seen this kind of logo on various occasions in ancient and modern China and abroad.

Not even the sheep brothel has such a sign.

"This is our latest regulation. Pets are not allowed to enter, but if the pets are lambs, lambs, goats, sheep, antelopes, alpacas, etc., they are allowed to enter." Men Ying explained politely.

"Can you roast a whole lamb?"

"Uh..." Menying's business is obviously very skilled, and he said after a little astonishment, "The catering center of the shopping mall provides a wealth of catering items, and the Quanju brand among them provides roasted whole lamb, which needs to be reserved in advance. If you need it, you can go to For consultation, turn left at the door and walk 200 meters forward to arrive.”

"Can the African antelope come in?"

Menying smiled and nodded. He didn't know that the African antelope could weigh a ton and was a huge monster taller than a buffalo. What did that have to do with him? Anyway, the boss was so capricious.

Such a conversation is meaningless, Liu Changan did not greet the door to popularize the size of the African antelope, and went directly to the right owner.

Stepping out of the elevator, Liu Changan saw the alpaca "Long Aotian" playing with the orange cat "Saint" and Zhu Juntang's Rottweiler, the fourth high-ranking templar.

Presumably Zhu Juntang also turned into a sheep and played with them.

Jin Xiaomei told Liu Chang'an that Zhu Juntang was creating in the studio, and seriously warned that there is no major event at the end of the world, so don't disturb her creation, lest her inspiration run away and cause major losses.

"She still has a studio?"

The area of ​​the top four floors of Building No. [-] in Baolong Center is far smaller than the bottom area including the podium, but it is large enough that even regular visitors like Liu Changan did not visit all of them.

"The studio is next to the No. 3 elevator. You usually go to the pyramid-shaped escalator on the top floor. The planned area is less than [-] square meters. Later, the third lady combined the reading room and the studio, but because she may not go there once a month. , so you may not have paid attention to that side." Jin Xiaomei led Liu Changan.

"I mean, does she have the talent to draw?" Liu Changan asked hopefully, how can a person be completely flawless?

It is said that God closes the door for you, and maybe he will open a window for you...Of course, as for climbing out of the window and finding that this is the sky on the top floor of Baolong Center, that is another matter.

According to the facts that Liu Changan saw with his own eyes, many lunatics, mentally ill, mentally retarded, have a talent for painting.

"Yes, the third lady is versatile." Jin Xiaomei smiled. Versatile is a relatively empty adjective. Anyway, what he asked was not whether the third lady had any achievements in talent, what awards she had won, and what outstanding creations she had created. s work.

Liu Chang'an really didn't pay attention to and understand Zhu Juntang's talent... Once Su Mei was Su Nanxiu, when he met him and Zhu Juntang on campus, he asked Zhu Juntang what he would order?

At that time, Zhu Juntang's answer was: taking selfies and hugging thighs.

In the end, he pushed Liu Changan's thigh towards Su Nanxiu, and ran away when he couldn't push it.

So Liu Chang'an, led by Jin Xiaomei, walked into Zhu Juntang's studio.

A house is more than 100 square meters. I don’t think it is too big. When there are no pillars and partitions in the empty center, it feels very empty. Coupled with the combined reading room, it looks even bigger.

The studio is more like a painting collection room than a painting creation room.

There are many portraits in the room, and the characters in the portraits are all Zhu Juntang himself.

When you walk in, you can see a huge portrait of a person in the center, the painting style of the Tang Dynasty, and the background landscape is Li Sixun's brushwork, which can almost be faked. In the picture, Zhu Juntang is wearing a loose and elegant Tang Dynasty costume, with chariots and horses behind him, and Wu Zetian is on a tour like.

"Is this a photo?" Liu Changan glanced at it, but felt that it was not a photo, and after a closer look, he realized that it was a drawing.

It turned out to be a super-realistic oil painting. The most famous of this style is Leng Jun. Leng Jun’s market has always been good, because his works can always amaze the viewers, especially the public, and are also very popular in the market. .

This kind of ultra-realistic oil painting is quite controversial in art critic circles. Many people think that no matter how realistic the painting is, how realistic can it be taken by a large-bottomed SLR camera with hundreds of millions of pixels?

Zhu Juntang obviously didn't care about these arguments. She thought it looked good, so she asked someone to draw a picture and put it here.

The whole studio is full of various paintings with different styles, with "Bamboo Juntang" as the theme character.

In fact, her photos can be seen everywhere in these floors, but Liu Changan did not expect that she would be so narcissistic that she created such a studio.