I'm really immortal

"Let you crack the code, what are you doing fumbling around on the door!"

Liu Yuewang's voice came from the speaker in the pool by the door. She was about to test her best friend to see if she was as alert and thoughtful as herself. Who knew that Professor Ling was attracted by this door, and she was really close to her. There is a big gap between myself.

Only then did Professor Ling come back to his senses and rethink about the password.

She knew Liu Yuewang very well, since Liu Yuewang sent her a message to let her crack it, it meant that Liu Yuewang knew the password.

Liu Yuewang was urging Professor Ling again, probably because she was very proud after cracking it, and wanted to see if her best friend could do it too.

It's definitely not difficult for Lao Liu's poor brain to crack the password, maybe it's something like "123456" that Liu Yuewang often uses.

So Professor Ling tapped his round and white fingers lightly, and entered the password 123456.

And double passcode... 123456 again.

The door opened in response to the sound, and Professor Ling looked at the slightly depressed Liu Yuewang behind the door with a smile. Obviously, Liu Yuewang's sense of accomplishment in cracking the code was greatly diluted by Professor Ling's similar success.

"Old Liu, have you been drinking?" Professor Ling looked at Liu Yuewang's flushed little face and said, middle-aged women like to drink some red wine, firstly to beautify the skin, and secondly to look elegant, live a refined life, full of sense of ritual.

"Zhu Juntang just finished teaching me... No, no, I just finished teaching Zhu Juntang, she invited me to drink, Luo Luo Romani Conti..." Liu Yuewang felt a little intoxicated, the first time he drank Such a good wine, although it is not so delicious, it is expensive!

"Is there any more?" Professor Ling said in a low voice. Wine is like a man, good wine is like a good man, and tasteful wine is like a man with taste. All aspects are worthy of savoring, making people want to die fairy.

Women can't resist such a man, and of course they can't resist good red wine.

"Yes, she doesn't drink very much, but she has a wine cellar." Liu Yuewang felt that she had drunk too much. This situation seemed a bit wrong, but it happened to Zhu Juntang and felt that there was no problem.

At this time, Zhu Juntang came from behind, holding a square glass in her hand, which was filled with blood-red wine, she smiled and said to Professor Ling: "Hello, I am Zhu Juntang, I know Han Zhizhi, you mother and daughter really look alike, especially your figure and temperament, as if carved out of the same mold."

"Hello, hello, I've heard you famous for a long time. I'm sorry to bother you." Professor Ling also said with a smile. This Zhu Juntang is quite polite and lady-like, and he is not like the rumored "Xiang University's daughter" at all. shame".

"Let's have a drink together? I have good and famous wines from all over the world." Zhu Juntang invited.

Professor Ling was very frank, "That's exactly what I mean, I've learned a lot... What kind of wine are you drinking?"

"This is domestic red wine... My mother said that Jiujiang and Ningdong have the best grapes in the world. There are wineries in our family in both places. They have just started to make wine. The quality is average. I have nothing to drink. Give Feedback from the winery." Zhu Juntang said calmly.

In fact, she still drank pineapple beer today, but added cranberry juice to dye it.

Hearing that the red wine was made in China, Professor Ling was not very interested. This is not because she must worship foreigners, but in the post-cultural colonial era, most people still have the mentality of low-class colonial people. Nonsense is seen as a higher class.

"However, Miss Zhu, you change the password, I will give you a class next time, and then crack it." Liu Yuewang was slightly drunk, but she did not give up her determination to win or lose. She wanted to prove that she was smarter.

"it is good."

Zhu Juntang led Liu Yuewang and Professor Ling to visit the wine cellar. There were no servants here, and it was rare for Miss Zhu to treat the guests. Functional alcoholic beverages, successfully put the two down on the bed.

After saving the video and photos of the two professors' drunken gaffes, Zhu Juntang yelled "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" run away.

To do big things, you must proceed step by step. Professor Ling and Liu Yuewang have already fallen into Zhu Juntang's hands, and they will naturally be under her control in the future.

In time, everyone around Liu Changan will be directly or indirectly controlled and influenced by Zhu Juntang.

At that time, each of them revealed intentionally or unintentionally that Zhu Juntang was the most suitable candidate for the successor of Kyushu Fenglei Jianmen.

They would try their best to persuade Liu Chang'an to pass on the position of sect master to Zhu Juntang as soon as possible.

Even if Liu Changan is disabled, he still has a human mind, and living in society with a human mind, it is impossible for him not to be affected by the surrounding environment.

Over time, he would unknowingly come up with an idea that the old man had to beg Zhu Juntang to be his heir, even if he rode her as a horse and let her ride on his neck to do his best, he would not hesitate!

"Baa! Baa!" The sheep was lying on its side on the ground, stretching its hooves up and down, and bleating triumphantly.

What a happy lamb.

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When there is sunshine in the afternoon, it is a sign that the warm spring day is beginning to turn into a scorching summer day. Liu Changan and An Nuan walked on the campus, feeling comfortable and comfortable.

After exchanging cooking skills, they taught cooking skills in the kitchen. After lunch, they walked to school together, looking at the beautiful girl beside her, reminiscing about her voice, her expression, and her beauty. I enjoyed it so much.

"When it comes to professors, it's easy to think of the poem that the immortal caresses my head, and the hair is long-lived. Some people write it as receiving, and some people write it as granting it. In fact, there is nothing wrong with it. It's just Li Bai's "Jing Luanli... In "Taishou Liangzai" it is the former receiving, but in Su Shi's poem it is the latter awarding."

Liu Changan and An Nuan were chatting, most of them liked Li Bai's poems, some even thought Li Bai's poems were too suitable for irrigation, even the titles of his poems had to be written with ellipses, otherwise some people would think they were irrigation.

"I doubt that Professor Liu can handle Zhu Juntang." An Nuan knew her mother very well.

This is a middle-aged woman blessed by gods. She is very lucky and has been going smoothly for a long time. When she walks on the road and sees that she is about to step on a banana peel and fall, some licking dogs will run wildly to lick the banana peel away. Quickly lay down on the ground as a human cushion, so as not to hurt the goddess.

Zhu Juntang is another kind of divine girl. Her birth is the proof of her luck. Her reincarnation skills are basically the first, second and third in the world. She has been going smoothly for a long time. She stepped on a banana peel and fell down while walking on the road. There will always be men in black with good salaries desperate to eat the banana peels, and some people will nervously call the helicopter for all alerts, fearing that this is a shocking assassination attempt that will hurt a hair of the young lady.

In this way, when two people meet together, their luck cancels out each other. If they rely on their own abilities, An Nuan suspects that her mother will be played by Zhu Juntang in the applause.

After all, An Nuan can analyze from some information vaguely disclosed by Bai Fen on social media that sometimes Zhu Juntang will act as Bai Fen's dog-headed military advisor.

People who can be a dog-headed military adviser may not have great skills, but they are often good at small tricks, and dealing with Professor Liu only needs small tricks.

"It's just the class. Yan Qingcheng taught Zhu Juntang, and he did very well. Professor Liu is a real professor, why not as good as Yan Qingcheng?" Liu Changan also knew Professor Liu's reputation, and he still had a professional level, and his professional experience was also good. There is no black spot, but the reputation is too great, and it is Hawking-style in the scientific world.

In this way, everyone can understand Professor Liu's professional image.

"I'll ask how things are going." An Nuan sent a message and went out in the morning. It's almost afternoon class. Mom seems to be staying with Zhu Juntang. It doesn't look like she's just in class.

The message was replied quickly, and it was quite long:

Zhu Juntang is very smart and can often draw inferences from others. We had a lot of exchanges and had a good time talking. We plan to continue the class in the afternoon. Tell Liu Changan for me that Zhu Juntang will be attending my class this afternoon.

Liu Chang'an also saw the content of the message, and his face was expressionless.

"What kind of inference?" An Nuan looked at the content of the message suspiciously, "No matter how dedicated my mother is, she won't let Zhu Juntang give up her normal class and come to her general knowledge cram school, right?"

"This is from Zhu Juntang."

Seeing her boyfriend's expression, as if she was looking at a mosquito that couldn't pierce the skin and was still poking there, An Nuan was really worried that he would slap Zhu Juntang to death.

"In order to skip class, Zhu Juntang took my mother's mobile phone and sent such a message?" An Nuan shook her head. It turned out that Zhu Juntang had a head on her neck, but the head was filled with truancy-related skills.

"No, she's not that simple." Liu Changan knew that as long as it wasn't for academic matters, Zhu Juntang was really scheming in other aspects, and could often draw inferences. One, if you want to continue taking Professor Liu's class, you want me to see that this message was sent by her."

"Ah?" Annan didn't know that her boyfriend and Ms. Zhu had fought countless battles of wits and courage around going to school and skipping classes.

"She also knows that I can definitely see that she sent it, so her purpose is not just to skip class, but to attract me to see what the hell she is up to, and then it is the trap she really set. "Liu Changan sneered.

"Then you don't want to go." An Nuan frowned, she wasn't worried about her mother... Habitually she didn't worry, since she was a child, she saw that her mother seemed to be protected by a god, and all evils receded.

"I'm going. There is an absolute gap in strength between me and her. I will go and beat her up. That's it. Don't worry about the trap she set." Liu Changan sighed, "You go first Go to class, I'll take a look at your mother and Professor Ling by the way."

"Okay... you... you should be gentle, Zhu Juntang is just a little mischievous, and I don't think he has a bad heart." An Nuan had an indescribable feeling that a guy like Zhu Juntang would be a bit awkward to be friends with her, It is quite appropriate to watch the juniors mess around like the elders.

"I skinned her to make a wool coat."

Hearing her boyfriend drop such a sentence, with his hands in his pockets, his back was still extremely handsome, but his tone was murderous, An Nuan couldn't help but want to laugh... If he was going to hit Bai Hui, An Nuan wouldn't be able to laugh.

When Zhu Juntang was beaten, he would probably cry and roll all over the floor, and when Baifen was beaten, he would probably make a "popping" sound.

Just like she was beaten at noon today.

Liu Changan came to the other wilderness where the trees are shady, surrounded by clear water, and the fragrance of birds and flowers makes people forget the hustle and bustle of the city.

Now it is completely invisible that this place used to be an abandoned factory building of a school-run enterprise. The rotors of a super-large helicopter stretched out on the roof platform, and several sci-fi drones with small laser weapons hovered around. Liu Changan picked up the Stone them.

These drones were not crushed weakly, but they did not fight back either. They actually behaved like Zhu Juntang. After scanning Liu Changan, they turned around and ran away without a trace.

"123456." For some unknown reason, when entering this password, Liu Changan felt that his thoughts were not clear.

The second-level password that needs to increase the maximum number of people who can enter is still 123456. Entering this password once seems to be able to increase people's blood pressure.

Liu Changan walked in, there was no movement. After looking around, he walked a few steps forward and saw the tatami mat that Liu Yuewang was glued to last time.

This time there are some lush green plants around the tatami, just like the rough film and television drama sets in the 80s and [-]s.

Liu Chang'an walked over, and saw Liu Yuewang and Professor Ling's beautiful bodies, embracing each other and falling asleep drunk.

A sheep lying in ambush behind the plants rushed out extremely quickly and kicked Liu Chang'an's back.

Liu Changan stood still, turning his head and staring at the sheep coldly.

Oops, last time at the Nanshan Ranch, the collision of sheep and sheep could have knocked him to the ground, Zhu Juntang was taken aback, turned around and wanted to run.

Chapter 936 The most ruthless emperor's family

Zhu Juntang is knowledgeable and talented, and has an in-depth understanding of history and culture, traditional literature, myths and stories.

She has seen many stories about fairies descending to earth, then their clothes were stolen, and they had to marry mortals, Zhu Bajie, Jade Emperor and so on.

Fahai just peeked at the White Snake and Xiaoqing... But the White Snake and Xiaoqing were not taking a bath, but were shedding their skin, and they were naked.

In short, when a woman takes a bath and her clothes are taken away, interesting stories will happen. Zhu Juntang played by ear today and wanted to make such a story.

Professor Ling was the same as Liu Yuewang, they lost their composure when they were drunk, they chatted about taking sexy private photos, and the photos were almost shown to Liu Changan.

Liu Yuewang thought that Liu Chang'an didn't see it, but Professor Ling found out that Liu Chang'an was just high in EQ, he saw it and pretended not to see it.

When Professor Ling saw Zhu Juntang's camera, he started to play, and asked Zhu Juntang to help them take private photos. The two women writhed and posed randomly on the bed, and fell asleep after taking a few pictures.

Zhu Juntang originally wanted to move them into the swimming pool, and then fill the pool with flowers and plants to create a scene where fairies have their clothes stolen.

As long as he lured Liu Changan to the pool, he would rush out and grab their clothes, and kick him into the pool by the way. That was the plan, but it wasn't the case.

Only when Zhu Juntang turns into a sheep can he have great strength, and can even pull a small trailer full of sheep dung balls.

Now let her move two drunk corpses to the swimming pool, she won't even try.

Fortunately, they were already lying on the tatami, so they could barely make arrangements to lure Liu Changan over.

According to Zhu Juntang's thinking and analysis, even Tan Tan said that Liu Chang'an was lewd and slutty. If he kicked him in such a scene, even if he was unable to kick him down, he should fall down and roll between the white bodies of the two professors. go away.

Sure enough, people are not as good as heaven, she is a little fairy, but under the suppression of the other party's rank, she is still closer to people, and Liu Changan's various abilities are the same as "heaven", so she made a mistake in her calculations, instead It's not my own ability, brain power, intelligence, logical analysis, etc. that have problems.

"Let go of me! Bad old man!"

As soon as Liu Chang'an stretched out his hand, he grabbed one of the sheep's hind legs and lifted it upside down.

The sheep writhed and struggled almost convulsively, its two front hooves were scrambling in the air, and the other hind leg was also kicking and kicking, but unfortunately it could only let the whole body dangle, and the buttocks wrapped around it The pink plastic bag was kicked with a crackling sound, making it worried that it would be gone.

When Zhu Juntang first became a sheep, she didn't put a plastic bag on it, because there were only three women here, and she was planning that Liu Changan would come, so she showed the traditional women's reserved and proud, simple shame, and put a plastic bag on herself .

"If I don't deal with you again, you will really be lawless." Liu Changan didn't even look at Professor Liu and Professor Ling, and left with Zhu Juntang in his hand.

Professor Liu...has nothing to look at, anyway, it's about the same as Qin Yanan, An Nuan and others. It's just the most beautiful body in the world, and Liu Chang'an is not rare.

Professor Ling has nothing good-looking, except for big breasts, fat waist, and soft waist, and there are no advantages. If it weren't for the gentle temperament of an intellectual woman and a traditional woman, her face would not be so beautiful.

"What did I do? I just kicked you, you can kick me too!" Zhu Juntang gave up struggling, like a dead sheep that has just been slaughtered and bled, its hooves drooping naturally.

Liu Changan ignored her and carried her to the kitchen.

After all, it is a factory building, and with three floors, the area is only a little smaller than the top four floors of Baolong Center. It took Liu Changan a lot of effort to find the large Chinese-style formal kitchen.

This kitchen has never been used at all. After all, Zhu Juntang has long set the maximum number of people who can enter is only two people.

However, the equipment is very complete. According to Liu Changan's understanding, the more professional the chef and the larger the kitchen, the more various pots there will be, and the larger they will be, the largest one can be used to cook sheep.

Liu Chang'an carried the sheep in one hand and managed with the other, heating up a large pot of water.

"What are you going to do?" Zhu Juntang asked, looking at the floor, a little wary.

She knew that Liu Changan was boiling water, but it's not like he had been boiled in Nanshan... Zhu Juntang couldn't help being a little angry, this old man is definitely the worst stepfather in the world!

In this world, there must be that kind of beast that is inhumane and kills stepchildren. The one in front of him, he is definitely one of them. He even boiled his stepdaughter in a pot!

Liu Changan didn't answer, and directly threw Zhu Juntang into the pot.

"Ah!" Zhu Juntang screamed and stood up, shaking his body, he found it was warm, "Is this my grandma Zeng's favorite pot bath?"

There was a wooden board at the bottom of the pot. Zhu Juntang stood on the wooden board and walked for two steps, feeling very comfortable, but when he heard the piacipiaci sound of the big fire under the pot, he was a little flustered.

Liu Changan sneered, immediately put the lid on the pot, and pressed Zhu Juntang into the water to cook (readers with children please do not imitate).

"Baa!" Zhu Juntang screamed, the water was not boiling yet, and the temperature was tolerable, but who could bear the fact that the water was heating up, the fire was burning underneath, and the lid of the pot was on!

Zhu Juntang kicked with all four hooves, rolled in the pot, jumped and arched, in the end there was nothing he could do, the one holding the pot lid was not some other weak chicken, but Liu Chang'an who possessed the power of the wild!

Sure enough, it was the most ruthless emperor's family. Qin Dynasty II died because of Qin Shihuang's cruelty. He made his son Fusu, a great scholar in the world, into a barbecue. It is known in history as burning books and burying scholars!

More than ten years later, the Han Dynasty was born, and it also inherited this ruthless tradition. Emperor Liu Chang'an was abolished by Dan Dan within a few days, and now he is going to abolish Zhu Juntang, the heir of the master of Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate !

"Do you know I'm wrong?" Liu Changan listened to Zhu Juntang kicking the lid of the pot, firstly he felt that even if she didn't use the kitchen, the kitchen utensils were of the absolute top quality, and secondly he felt that she was just a weak sheep after all. She can do nothing but turn into a sheep, but if she inherits a little more of Liu Changan's skills, even the hull of an aircraft carrier will be smashed to pieces by her.

"I knew I was wrong, I was wrong! You are my dear father, dear father, please let me out!" Zhu Juntang was horrified to find that the water around him had already boiled, gurgling and rolling.

The heat was so steaming that she couldn't open her eyes, she just felt that the whole sheep was swollen, and she was also spinning in the pot after being hit by the tumbling water. Is this the scene of the oil pan in hell?

"What did you call me?" Liu Changan asked calmly.