I'm really immortal

"Dad, you are my dear father!" Zhu Juntang roared and begged for mercy.

This is almost the same... Liu Changan lifted the lid of the pot, and Zhu Juntang made some progress. Instead of triggering the stress response of panic and fainting, he became a dizzy sheep that was quietly cooking, but jumped out of the pot come out.

Zhu Juntang jumped to the ground, bouncing non-stop like a spring, and then trembled violently, the plastic bag sucked up the water flowing all over the ground, it paddled its hooves, and ran out of the kitchen in a flash.

Liu Chang'an watched Zhu Juntang run away, and didn't really want to cook her.

Her physical fitness is still good, and she can withstand high temperatures.

She herself said that a gentleman should not stand in the midst of water and fire, meaning he should stay away from places where boiling water is boiled. At that time, Liu Changan was swearing because of her ignorance.

Now it seems that even she herself doesn't know that she doesn't need to be afraid of boiling water at all.

But when she calms down, she will probably find that she is not afraid of boiling water, and then she will feel that she is capable, and she will be proud of showing off her might, and it is unknown to go to Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan to show off her ability.

Surprisingly, she actually called him Daddy, because it was in such a scene, and there was no sense of reverence and intimacy, Liu Changan did not feel comforted by it, but just shook his head and sighed, and started to tidy up the kitchen again. Such an important place like the kitchen is so messy.

When he cleaned up the kitchen and walked to the grove and mushrooms, surrounded by tatami mats full of fairy tale style, Zhu Juntang had changed back to human form, standing there with long hair wet and sobbing.

Surrounded by low plants beside the tatami, Liu Changan couldn't see the familiar bodies of the two women, so he didn't have to shy away from it, and walked over directly.

"Today's hatred... I wrote down today's hatred." Zhu Juntang took the paper and pen, but didn't write anything down. It's good to keep this kind of thing in mind. Of course, there is nothing in the daily record. She took it Pen and paper just to show that I hold a grudge very seriously.

"You still hold grudges? You made the two professors like this, aren't you afraid that they will hold grudges?" Liu Changan said angrily.

"Who said I made them like this? They were drunk and shouted to record their youthful and beautiful bodies. It's none of my business!" Zhu Juntang put his hands on his hips angrily.

"Then how do you explain that you kicked me in the back?"

Zhu Juntang was not so confident anymore, he flapped the skirt with both hands, since he was boiled anyway, he didn't want to explain his innocence to him.

"When will they wake up?" Liu Chang'an didn't need her to explain, and Zhu Juntang didn't know what was in his mind, and he always spared no effort in messing up Liu Chang'an's private life.

This is completely different from her mother... If Su Mei knew that Zhu Juntang always wanted Liu Chang'an to have more women, Zhu Juntang probably wouldn't even be qualified to inherit Su Mei's Huabei.

"Let's go tonight... I told them that those drinks will break after drinking, but they said that they have never wandered in their life, and they have never been a dead fish in a bar. They just want to try the feeling of breaking in a safe environment... Then They also drank a lot." Zhu Juntang frowned, "What does it mean to be a dead fish in a bar?"

"You don't need to know." Liu Changan said in a blunt tone. Professor Ling and Professor Liu are not afraid to teach children badly... Thinking of this, Liu Changan immediately glanced at Zhu Juntang, and sure enough her eyes were rolling around again. Know?No wonder.

As far as serious common sense and knowledge are concerned, it's normal for her not to know them. She knows a lot about those unscrupulous, crooked, and messy things!

"Go, go to class!"

"I was boiled by you today and I still have to go to class?"

"Even if you are made into a roasted whole lamb, I will take you to class!"

"Bad old man!"

"Didn't you just call your father?"

"Bah, you still want to be my own father, you tyrant! In ancient times, Qin Shihuang burned books and tortured Confucian scholars, and now there is a deposed emperor of Han who boils water and boils sheep!"

"Hehe, there will be a confrontation again."

"What captain, how about I organize a sheep and sheep team?"

Liu Chang'an knocked on Zhu Juntang's forehead, drove her to a place with a hair dryer to dry her hair, and then rushed to class.

Chapter 937 It Speaks in the Spring Breeze

Liu Chang'an experienced Zhou Shuling's difficult mood last year when he tried to drive Zhou Dongdong away from kindergarten by coercing, beating, coaxing, kidnapping and other methods.

But Zhou Dongdong didn't want to go to the kindergarten, because some children in the kindergarten had no tutors and their parents were of low quality.

In Hunan University, besides Liu Changan, could anyone else bully Zhu Juntang?

As long as she doesn't skip class and sits obediently in the classroom, even if she takes selfies, retouches pictures, reads comics, plays games or even treats Liu Changan like a pillow doll, Liu Changan won't beat her up.

The distance from Bieye to the teaching building is not far. At the beginning of the walk, Zhu Juntang had to push Liu Changan to take a few steps. It's on the ground.

"Liu Chang'an, do you think this willow tree looks like Professor Liu?" Zhu Juntang pointed to a willow tree and said to Liu Chang'an while walking.

"The willow tree is like Professor Liu?" Liu Changan glanced at it. This willow tree is a golden willow.

At that time, An Nuan also said that if Liu Chang'an could save it, she would hang upside down on the willow tree. After passing by this willow tree that had come to life many times, An Nuan naturally forgot about hanging the willow tree upside down.

Liu Changan is a tolerant person, and he didn't mention it specifically, lest she hang a willow tree upside down one day, and refuse to perform small tree roots the next day.

"Didn't you hear it talking in the spring breeze?"

"Don't use a literary accent, you are not worthy."

"Old man, don't you look down on people too much! Before I met you, I was also a literary girl, but you forced me to become a mount, a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"Hehe, literary girl? The second time I saw you, you told me that Jing Ke stabbed Prince Dan three times. Did I force you? It was you who showed your true colors. You are a stupid sheep." Liu Changan said angrily. .

Zhu Juntang's first impression is easy to deceive people, especially when she often takes selfies with some highly professional and relatively niche books.

Just after hearing her say "Jing Ke stabbed Prince Dan three times", Liu Chang'an knew that from the time they met last year to today, her essence has not changed, but has become more and more exposed.

"Huh! This tree is saying that it has a second spring after meeting you. Just like Professor Liu." After Zhu Juntang finished speaking, he kicked Liu Changan.

After kicking, she strode forward, because in this world, she was the only one who dared to kick Liu Chang'an swaggeringly, and then was still alive and kicking.

"How do you know that I saved this tree?" Liu Chang'an looked at Zhu Juntang suspiciously from behind.

Zhu Juntang has a little-known advantage that is often shown in details, that is, she pays great attention to information collection and can realize how important rich and accurate information is... Although she often uses her own advantages One of them is not doing anything serious.

Liu Changan never told Zhu Juntang that he had saved the tree, but Zhu Juntang discovered it was normal when he collected information about him.

Liu Changan was Liu Jianshe, and Zhu Juntang discovered it herself, but her analysis and logic at the time were messed up, and she finally came to the conclusion that Liu Jianshe planted many sycamore trees in Hunan University because many of his wives died.

But what Liu Changan suspects now is that she did not obtain the truth through information collection, but that she has the ability to sense Liu Changan's breath, just like Shangguan Dandan.

"It's not easy? After I become a sheep, I will be able to command the entire natural world. Trees are also my subordinates. I can even make all the plane trees you plant commit suicide! Are you afraid?"

"Nonsense, serious!"

"Actually, I can just feel that the willow tree smells like you, and it's a bit too vibrant, more vibrant than the trees next to it. It's like the woman you fucked, it feels a little different from ordinary humans ...I can't tell you what's different." Zhu Juntang thought for a while, then sighed, "This is probably my keen spiritual sense as a fairy."

Liu Chang'an gave her a bang, she was full of obscenities, and she didn't have the cultivation and elegance of a young lady.

An Nuan also occasionally said some foul and nasty words, but at that time, the small love between lovers, like Zhu Juntang, how could you talk to your father?

"Just now I discovered that Professor Ling's skin is better than that of ordinary women. It is considered the best in her age group, but the gap with Professor Liu is not small. In An Nuan's house, I am delicate and ingenious, unknown, brave After careful observation, Professor Liu's skin is almost the same as that of An Nuan, after she took off her clothes in the wilderness, she became more conspicuous, her whole body was shining like a tender lamb."

After Zhu Juntang finished speaking, he looked at Liu Changan with a heartbroken expression. As a stepfather, as the person who guided and disciplined her, he was so morally depraved and insane, turning Professor Liu into a dragon spirit!

"What I mean, do you understand? What have you done to Professor Liu, do you still need me to tell you? How can you be an elder, how can you set an example for me, how can you teach me the correct concept of love, family What about outlook and outlook on life? I am really disappointed in you. I don’t think you are qualified to be the master of Kyushu’s Fenglei Sword Sect. I decided to expel you from the sect and take charge of it myself..."

Before Zhu Juntang could finish speaking, Liu Changan slapped her on the forehead heavily. She screamed in pain, and was beaten all the way by Liu Changan, and rushed to the teaching building crying.

The classmates all knew that Zhu Juntang was often picked up by Liu Changan, but it was only two or three times that he came into the classroom crying like this. I saw Liu Changan beating Zhu Juntang" and the like.

Liu Changan was originally a "student bully". There are many people who pay attention to him, and even more people who dare not provoke him. Zhu Juntang was originally a persona of a wealthy daughter, a bit cold, and now incidents of being beaten by Liu Changan broke out from time to time. It makes people think that she is a bit naive and cute, and she has a wave of fans.

Shouldn't being beaten be pitiful and attract sympathetic fans?The point is that Liu Changan didn't beat her up, but after she was beaten, she didn't have a long memory, so she would go over and continue to provoke Liu Changan soon... Many people know that when Zhu Juntang was beaten, it was usually not Liu Changan who was cruel, but her ask for it.

After entering the classroom, Liu Changan usually sat at the back. As long as Zhu Juntang didn't follow him, Qin Zhiqiang, Sun Shutong and Wei Xuanyi would also sit next to him.

In the second semester, everyone was more confident, and Sun Shutong and Wei Xuanyi no longer faced Liu Changan with a slightly repulsive or unconvinced attitude.

Zhu Juntang sat next to Yan Qingcheng, pointed to the stool and asked Yan Qingcheng to help her spread the small cushion before sitting down, then fell into Yan Qingcheng's arms and was wronged, rubbed it and found that the bra used by Yan Qingcheng was comparable It's hard, and it's not as warm and soft as the embraces of Bai Hui, Qin Yanan and others, so I feel a little bit dissatisfied, let's just let it go!

"What's the matter today?" Yan Qingcheng asked gently when she saw Zhu Juntang's aggrieved, teary eyes, big eyes and long eyelashes fluttering.

Even though he guessed it all right, Zhu Juntang is probably going to provoke Liu Changan, provoke him, ridicule him, and even try to frame Liu Changan. It is not worthy of sympathy, but who made Zhu Juntang so beautiful and cute? , is she a little fairy who is cute just by looking at her appearance?

"I suspected that Liu Chang'an had an improper relationship with a willow tree, so he beat me up." Zhu Juntang said implicitly, she couldn't tell Yan Qingcheng directly, she didn't have any evidence, but she found out that Liu Chang'an had cultivated again A dragon essence pot hooligan, right?

You can't reveal Liu Yuewang's name either. Zhu Juntang still wants to maintain the reputation of Kyushu Fengleijianmen. When he inherits the position of the sect master in the future, he wants to make it bigger. In the end, the reputation of the sect is all because of Liu Changan's obscene secrets. And if it is destroyed, what should I do?

Zhu Juntang is already planning. When she becomes the head of the sect, Bai Hui and Yan Qingcheng are the two talents that must be recruited. Bai Hui can help Jianmen to carry out external publicity. Easy to get out of the circle.

Put in some more resources, put on variety shows, parties or whatever.

There must also be people doing business in the door, like the current Kyushu Fenglei Jianmen, there is no one doing business, such as pregnant women, children, dogs, and the queen mother who has nothing to do all day drinking water and deceiving people from health care products company eggs, what can this do? cause?

Oh, by the way, last time Liu Changan said that Li Hongfang's old tea cake also joined, but besides a big butt, does Li Hongfang have any specialties?Twirling around all day long beside Liu Changan to flirt... Zhu Juntang doesn't have much opinion on Li Hongfang, this is just an objective statement from her good sister Qin Yanan.

Yan Qingcheng is the person doing business, similar to how Zhu Juntang has assistants like Zhongqing and Jin Xiaomei every day.

And Zhou Shuling... In the future, Kyushu Fengleijianmen will spread hidden piles all over the country. Zhou Shuling will be the master of these hidden piles, just like the brothels in the past were all intelligence agencies, and the headquarters of the brothel also has a person who is loyal to the protagonist , like a procuress who loves deeply and doesn't ask for anything in return.

"You suspect that Liu Chang'an had an improper relationship with a willow tree?" Then you are not wronged to be beaten, whoever is planted in such a nonsensical scandal, won't you be beaten?Yan Qingcheng's tone of voice was still soft, but she changed her mind, as if something was wrong.

This kind of thing is too nonsensical, it can't be a scandal at all, and no one will believe it if it is said, so Liu Chang'an should not be angry.

Yan Qingcheng couldn't help looking at Zhu Juntang suspiciously, and lowered her voice, "It wasn't him and Liu Shu that you made up, but him and Professor Liu, right?"

Zhu Juntang was startled, and pressed his stomach quickly... No, I am a fairy, and there is no baby worm in the stomach of a fairy, so Yan Qingcheng is definitely not a baby worm that escaped from her stomach. Could it be that she can read minds?

Seeing Zhu Juntang's expression, Yan Qingcheng knew that she had guessed correctly, and it was also next to each other, and could not be separated from [-].

"I was with my mother last night, and my mother said that seeing you talking to Professor Liu Jianshe, it was neither big nor small. You didn't seem to have any respect for your elders, and you didn't shy away from using your elders as an example. It's not impossible for you to arrange Liu Changan and Professor Liu... You used to talk about your mother and Liu Changan."

Yan Qingcheng expressed her own analysis and ideas. Last year, there was a classmate named Su Nanxiu in the class who was also close to Zhu Juntang. At that time, Liu Changan, Su Nanxiu and Zhu Juntang often talked together. Yan Qingcheng had heard of it. Zhu Juntang yelled that Liu Changan must have had an affair with her mother, and the students looked at each other in shock.

With such a criminal record, it is unlikely that Zhu Juntang arranged Liu Changan and Liu Shu, but it is very possible that he and Professor Liu would get beaten.

Chapter 938 Dew trap?

Zhu Juntang couldn't help sitting up straight. Yan Qingcheng's chest was just ordinary anyway, and it wasn't as fun as rolling that orange cat called "Holy Maiden" on the ground to ravage her.

All along, Zhu Juntang's attitude towards Yan Qingcheng and Bai Hui has been somewhat different, even though they are all classmates he met after entering Hunan University.

First of all, Bai Hui and herself are both fairies, with similar interests, hobbies and aesthetics, and they both want to get something from Liu Changan, so they have a lot in common.

Secondly, Bai Hui doesn't pay attention to Zhu Juntang's study at all, and belongs to the type of sheep friend and bear friend. Zhu Juntang and Bai Hui always play happily together.

The most important point is that Yan Qingcheng is not easy to control and doesn't listen to Zhu Juntang very much. Even if she is worth cultivating, she will be a Zhongqing-style character in the future and likes to make her own decisions.

Don't think that Yan Qingcheng doesn't have a backer like Zhongqing, Liu Chang'an may become Yan Qingcheng's backer, because Professor Liu Jianshe's other stepdaughter might be the Yan Qingcheng she wants to recognize.

It's just that now she doesn't explain clearly in face, Yan Huaye is not like her mother who begged for nothing before sacrificing her appearance, betraying her daughter, and occupying a position in the cold palace.

The position of the cold palace is also the position in the harem!The non-staff want to enter the palace, but there is no way... Look at Bai Hui!

For these reasons, Zhu Juntang didn't try much to play Yan Qingcheng between the four hooves, and now it made Zhu Juntang vigilant - Yan Qingcheng was too smart.

Zhu Juntang was just talking casually, but she actually analyzed the truth, which made Zhu Juntang think about it, did he say anything before that would unconsciously reveal important information to Yan Qingcheng?

By the way, that day at the Nanshan Ranch, I had a video with the bad old man and asked him to play with me. Later, Yan Qingcheng noticed some problems. Zhu Juntang also performed a superb face-changing art as a metaphor, proving that she really did Doubts arose.

What a waste!In the future, you should be more vigilant, make use of your strength of having a city in your chest, and don't let Yan Qingcheng know that as long as you hug Liu Chang'an's thigh, you will be invincible in the world.

"That's what you said, not me. I just think that if we study biology, we need to study the interspecies reproductive relationship. Liu Changan has sex with a willow tree. Is there any problem?" Zhu Juntang said casually.

By the way, I took a look at the cups of the female students in the front row. In the spring, the clothes are not too thin, so I can't tell. I don't know if there are any suitable pads for Zhu Juntang.

"You have to study this. As a basic knowledge, let's learn about reproductive isolation first." Yan Qingcheng shook her head, but she planned to discuss Liu and Liu's issues with Zhu Juntang in depth, and lowered her voice, "Liu Changan and Do you have evidence about Professor Liu?"

Of course Zhu Juntang has no evidence, but why does he need evidence?

Only judges need evidence, which to a certain extent shows the weakness of judges, but Zhu Juntang does not need evidence. She is gossip, and groundless gossip is considered solid, and it is not impossible to take it as fact!

Excluding 90.00% of the impossibility, since I thought of it, you have a [-]% possibility, so it is also possible!

"Since you're asking that, then you must have some doubts. Tell me about your thinking?" Zhu Juntang has already grown vigilant, and naturally he refuses to be easily fooled by Yan Qingcheng.

Yan Qingcheng was stunned for a moment, her thinking was quite clear, but there were a lot of doubts, and she didn't know where to start, but didn't Zhu Juntang like to speak ill of Liu Changan behind his back?

Why did you suddenly shut up?

Have you been convinced today?

This possibility is relatively small. Who would not demolish the house after seeing a husky being beaten?Unless it becomes a pot of dog meat.

"This... I don't really suspect Liu Chang'an." Yan Qingcheng put her schoolbag between her and Tong Xi next door, moved her body closer to Zhu Juntang, and lowered her voice, "I think Professor Liu Jianshe might We are old acquaintances with Professor Liu."

Yan Qingcheng was not as impolite as Zhu Juntang. She said bad things about her elders behind her back and arranged them randomly without any psychological pressure, so she spoke more reservedly.

A suave, elegant and refined man like Liu Jianshe is an old acquaintance with a charming and charming woman, and everyone knows what happened.

Zhu Juntang nodded, expressing that she understood what Yan Qingcheng meant, she meant that Liu Jianshe messed with Liu Yuewang.

This is normal, after all, the identity behind Liu Jianshe is that the queen mother personally certified the "lewd and prostitute" former emperor Liu Chang'an.

When Zhu Juntang studied history, he discovered that the ancient emperors met the women they liked when they went out, and they raped them directly. Those who were more particular would be brought back to the palace, and those who were not particular about it were played in caves, commonly known as cavemen.

"Old acquaintances are normal. Although Professor Liu Jianshe kept a low profile at Hunan University back then, he also died of many wives, so he planted so many sycamore trees. Everyone knows about it, so he knows everyone in the world." Zhu Juntang understands Yan What Qingcheng meant, but I can't see her hesitating, even Liu Jianshe didn't dare to say something like Liu Yuewang, how to do something big?

Zhu Juntang is a person who does great things, provoking Liu Changan every day is enough to prove her courage... With her courage, in the era of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, with her courage, she could be sworn brothers with Zhuge Liang and others in Taoyuan and lead them to play "Three Kingdoms Warriors" "Wars at that level are guaranteed to win.