I'm really immortal
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"Haha..." Liu Changan couldn't help laughing, usually he was the one who educated Zhou Dongdong, sometimes he felt speechless and didn't want to talk to her anymore.
"Silkworms are good friends of human beings." Liu Changan knew that only this sentence could slightly stop Zhou Dongdong from taking the initiative to eat good friends.
"Aw..." Zhou Dongdong yelled to show that he understood. What does silkworms have to do with human beings' good friends and Zhou Dongdong's desire to eat silkworm chrysalis?
Liu Chang'an didn't say anything else, and pulled Zhou Dongdong into the nanny's car. Zhu Juntang's Hongqi L5 was long and big, with ample space, but it could only seat three people except the driver.
"It's like some people just want to learn, some people just want to fall in love, and some people only know how to eat." Zhu Juntang shook his head, and followed An Nuan, followed by the dog.
An Nuan glanced at Zhu Juntang. In Zhu Juntang's circle of friends, who would make her feel so emotional?
It should be Yan Qingcheng who just wants to learn. In An Nuan's view, Yan Qingcheng's extreme focus on learning is not enough, not as good as Gao Dewei, but considering Zhu Juntang, it is unlikely that he will know more people who just want to learn , then this refers to Yan Qingcheng, that's right.
The one who only knows what to eat, of course, is Zhou Dongdong who just showed this quality.
Just want to be in love?It's definitely not An Nuan, An Nuan is already in love, so don't think about it... Then who is it referring to, An Nuan doesn't know, haha.
Coming under the phoenix tree, An Nuan was a little bit emotional. Ever since Qin Yanan gave Liu Changan furniture and electrical appliances with the key to the house last year, and walked away by herself, she has not come to play at her boyfriend's house for more than 200 million words. This is too embarrassing. raccoon.
But a little more than half a year has passed, but it feels like I haven't been here for several years.
Today, I should be able to meet Shangguan Dandan, who according to Professor Liu, may be Liu Changan’s mother... Once Liu Changan stayed overnight, Professor Liu was affected and had to spend the night outside, and met Shangguan Dandan. According to Professor Liu’s analysis, Liu Changan’s father Professor, he applied the rejuvenation technique to Liu Changan's mother.
"Miss, do you know Shangguan Dandan?" While Liu Changan was going to pick fresh and tender mulberry leaves for Zhou Dongdong, which were not suitable for practicing invisibility but more suitable for silkworm babies, An Nuan pulled Zhu Juntang aside and asked.
"Dan Dan!" Zhu Juntang raised his head and yelled, but there was no response. He seemed not at home, or was sleeping next to the electric heating table, so he turned his head and said to An Nuan, "Dan Dan is Liu Changan's mother, and also mine. Godmother is one of my backers, as long as I stay by Tan Dan's side, I will even dare to fight Liu Chang'an, almost invincible."
An Nuan has always felt that people who like to brag are actually lack of confidence and lack of self-confidence. She did not expect that people like Miss Zhu who almost do whatever they want also like to brag... That's right, she is often beaten by Liu Changan, and she has confidence and confidence in front of Liu Changan. Self-confidence is strange.
But the point is that it turned out that Shangguan Dandan was really Liu Changan's mother, otherwise how could Zhu Juntang recognize her as a godmother?
Liu Changan and Zhu Juntang still have this kind of relationship. He is indeed like a conscientious brother who has been actively educating and guiding Zhu Juntang. Zhu Juntang should also be favored by Shangguan Dandan, at least when Zhu Juntang provokes Liu Changan, Shangguan Dandan will definitely protect her, she has the courage.
Today is to meet her boyfriend's mother... An Nuan, who has always been confident and especially confident, suddenly became nervous.
"You guys play first, I'll go to the kitchen to fix the dishes, and I'll be done later, and then let Liu Chang'an fry the hot pot base." An Nuan decided to show his skills, the frying of the hot pot base is directly related to the taste of the hot pot, An Nuan wouldn't do it for him, only Liu Chang'an could do this job.
But she can do things like cleaning ingredients, slicing and arranging dishes, and arranging dishes and tables.
Zhu Juntang nodded, feeling a little complacent. If these women want to compete for favor, they all like to show off in front of Shangguan Dandan and Liu Changan. Only Zhu Juntang can be proud of being favored and do whatever he wants, riding on Liu Changan's head every day to domineering is still A living bleat was not killed by him.
Thinking of this, Zhu Juntang didn't wait for Shangguan Dandan to come back, and snapped his fingers, and the baker on standby in the distance brought the bicycle chain over.
Chapter 967 A Family Is a Family
The first time Zhu Juntang met Liu Changan, this bad old man made Zhu Juntang jump off the building.
Of course Zhu Juntang couldn't jump, so he used his superb language skills to launch a mental attack on him, and instead made him jump.
This is Zhu Juntang's best record against Liu Chang'an so far.
She also knew that ordinary physical injuries would have no effect on Liu Changan, not to mention beating him with a bicycle chain, even beating him with the magic whip in myths and legends may not be of any use.
But Zhu Juntang can attack mentally, and it works very well, often making Liu Changan furious, looking like he can't wait to find a hard enough place to hit him or Zhu Juntang to death.
Today Zhu Juntang wanted to whip him with a bicycle chain, mainly for the incidental mental attack to take effect. When he found out that the weapon he wanted to use to beat her was used by Zhu Juntang to deal with him, he must have been very humiliated and suffered a lot. hit.
After Liu Changan picked the tender mulberry leaves for Zhou Dongdong, he returned to the plane tree, with his back to Zhu Juntang, still looking at the distance with the eyes of a stupid little animal, sticking a small piece of mulberry leaves on his forehead and cheek And Zhou Dongdong on the neck.
Take this opportunity!
"Surprise attack! Meh..."
Zhu Juntang shouted slogans, and then screamed, the twisted bicycle chain turned in the palm of his hand, and the chain was drawn to her head.
Liu Chang'an turned around, and saw the bicycle chain in Zhu Juntang's hand fell to the ground, and he stood there in a daze, looking extremely uncomfortable.
Can Zhu Juntang feel uncomfortable?
The chain is really painful when it is drawn on the body, it is hot, and it hurts more than the buttocks that were swollen by Liu Changan before.
She wanted to cry, but it was done by herself, and she felt stupid and ashamed when she smoked herself, Zhu Juntang didn't want to cry.
But don't cry, I am very wronged, and the feeling of suppressing tears and howling is even more painful.
"Hahaha..." Liu Changan didn't care about her aggrieved and miserable look, and laughed loudly.
Ever since Zhu Juntang stole the bicycle chain, Liu Changan had expected this scene to happen, and was looking forward to it, and she did not disappoint.
In fact, the bicycle chain is relatively thin, because the structure of the chain is easy to cause the force transmission to be different from that of ordinary sticks and other objects.
You must know that when Professor Liu brought this thing to Lin'an, he wrapped it in a white cloth and held it in his hand so that it would not be slippery, and then he wanted to slap Liu Chang'an and An Nuan aggressively.
It can be seen that Professor Liu is very experienced in using bicycle chains. How did Zhu Juntang know?
"You..." Zhu Juntang was in pain and angry. After stamping his feet, he sat on the stool with his head in his arms. He must have known this would happen!
She threw it hard, and the bicycle chain almost swung back, and quickly withdrew her hand, feeling terrified, the thing that the old man bought is really not something that Baba can control!
"I didn't make any money today."
At this time, Shangguan Dandan came back, with a thick stack of leaflets in a plastic bag in her hand, and she basically didn't send them out.
However, as a wise and powerful, resolute and unyielding empress dowager, Shangguan Dandan planned to distribute it tomorrow, and to get the money after the distribution was over.
Seeing Zhu Juntang's teary face, Shangguan frowned lightly, and reprimanded him very majesticly: "Who is so brave to bully my princess?"
Zhu Juntang sniffled and pointed to Liu Changan, then pointed to the bicycle chain thrown on the ground.
Although it was Zhu Juntang who smoked it himself, wasn't it because of him?
It can even be said that although she did it, the culprit was Liu Changan.
"He hit you with this? I'll avenge you." Shangguan Dandan picked up the bicycle chain and waved it.
Frighten him first, let him know that although Tan Dan has no strength, but his mother hits moths, there is a bonus effect, and it will not be good for him to scream at that time... Give him some time to escape.
Just like when Zhou Shuling beat Zhou Dongdong, she often put on a big posture, and then let Zhou Dongdong take the opportunity to escape.
Shangguan Dandan naturally feels sorry for Zhu Juntang, but Liu Changan is also his beloved moth, the palms and backs of his hands are full of flesh!
"Ah... I... I got it..." Shangguan Dandan was appreciating his shrewd handling of housework, when the bicycle chain swung back again and hit her on the head as well, just as she had already put the sheep doll in clothes The headgear was removed.
"Hahaha..." Even Liu Changan's body was a little unbearable, and he felt a little pain in his stomach.
Who made the two of them draw the same positions?
She wanted to cry, but it was done by herself, and she felt stupid and ashamed if she made herself cry, Shangguan Dandan didn't want to cry.
But don't cry, it's very wronged, especially when Liu Changan is laughing next to him, Zhu Juntang was crying at first, but now he looks like he wants to laugh, but he forced himself not to laugh out loud, Shangguan Dandan saw it in his eyes, and silently Throw away the bicycle chain, hold the thermos bottle and collapse on the recliner without saying a word.
"Have you ever watched "The Whip" on TV?"
At this time, Zhou Dongdong came over and picked up the bicycle chain on the ground. This thing looked very interesting.
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After laughing, there is sadness and sorrow, which is the normal state of life.
Liu Chang'an remembered that the three downstairs would definitely be Liu Yuyi's relatives and friends in the future, and they might actively participate in Liu Yuyi's growth, so he fell into a mood full of sadness after laughing.
Upstairs, An Nuan was busy in the kitchen. The girl was tall and tall, wearing an apron, which was perfect in the eyes of men. The old kitchen, the shiny new kitchen utensils, the dripping vegetables, and the environment full of smoke and fire But it is dotted with dreamlike scenes.
Liu Changan walked up behind her, stretched out his arms to wrap around her slender waist, put one of his fingers in and put a knuckle on the edge of the jeans.
"Why are you here?" An Nuan heard Liu Chang'an's laughter upstairs, and turned around to kiss him, feeling like a newly married man, but it was different from cooking with him at home.
"Did you see the vending machine downstairs?"
"I see... I'm just wondering why the vending machine is put here, and the most expensive chocolates cost thousands of dollars! How can there be such a business." An Nuan just glanced at it, feeling strange Didn't pay much attention.
After all, she has seen a lot. There are everyone in this world, even Superman... such as the boyfriend behind him.
"That's Shangguan Dandan's vending machine." Liu Changan reminded: "Later, you can take my mobile phone and pick out the most expensive chocolates to buy a few boxes. You can eat it yourself or give it to others."
"Why?" An Nuan was a little confused.
"You just do it."
"Then I'll buy it with my mobile phone. I saved a lot of New Year's money during the Chinese New Year, so I don't need yours."
"I'm the boss, you compare with me?" Liu Changan reached out to pinch An Nuan's belly button, "Do you listen?"
"Itchy... Well, I'll listen to you." An Nuan giggled, and then explained, "But if she pays with your account, she won't feel like making money, will she?"
An Nuan understood a little bit, her boyfriend was helping her please her future mother-in-law, paying tribute.
"It doesn't matter. Even if she pays for the purchase with her own money, she will feel that she has made money, and the business will grow bigger and bigger over time."
"Pfft, it's fun."
Liu Chang'an nodded, so people who are not familiar with her will think that Shangguan Dandan is funny, and those who know the truth will know that she is an extraordinary creature full of dangers, who regards human life as nothing, has no concept of law-abiding, and does not agree with society. The core values of communism are very reactionary.
"After you bought it, you suggested that you would knock Huzi away, show her your cash or the balance in WeChat Alipay, and lose a little to her. You fight with Shangguan Dandan and Zhu Juntang, pay attention to Zhu Juntang, don't Let her cheat, otherwise it will be difficult for you to lose." Liu Changan carefully reminded.
"Why is it so hard for me to lose when she cheats?" An Nuan was a little confused, "Shouldn't it be more difficult to win?"
"Go." Liu Chang'an kissed An Nuan, and as for Zhu Juntang's matter, he didn't want to explain it, it was embarrassing.
Chapter 968 Maybe This Is...Life
An Nuan came downstairs and saw Zhou Dongdong wearing a sheep doll costume hood, with her hands tucked into the sleeves, holding the bicycle chain and waving it in circles, giving the impression that she was a The spinning top is being driven crazy by the bicycle chain.
An Nuan couldn't help but stay away from her. If the bicycle chain was accidentally dropped on someone, it would not be a normal pain.
Obviously before Liu Changan went upstairs, An Nuan heard Zhou Dongdong howling downstairs a few times, she didn't expect to have such fun again.
Zhu Juntang was hugging a beautiful girl and whispering, and vaguely heard Liu Chang'an's name, it seemed that Zhu Juntang was planning to attack Liu Chang'an again... No, An Nuan felt that she was planning how to die it is good.
It seems that many rich and powerful people are shaking M in private, which seems to be based on reality.
But this is not important, Zhu Juntang is unlikely to become An Nuan's rival in love anyway, so she will go.
Now An Nuan is most concerned about that beautiful girl, there is no doubt that she is Shangguan Dandan, Liu Changan's mother is rejuvenated, just like what Professor Liu has experienced, her heart will become more childish... The girl's clear eyes in front of her, There is still a childish feeling on the delicate and small face.
An Nuan smiled and greeted briefly, then took out her phone and looked at the vending machine.
Seeing An Nuan's action, Shangguan Dandan quickly sat up while pressing Zhu Juntang's face, staring intently.
After Annuan scanned the QR code to pay, and the vending machine started to ship, Shangguan Dandan took out his mobile phone and looked at the receiving account happily. Dandan made money again, and the business grew bigger and bigger. Sooner or later, the vending machine can become a big businessman like Fan Li.
"Dongdong, do you want to eat chocolate?" An Nuan first greeted Zhou Dongdong who was playing vigorously and looked like a madman.
"Eat!" Zhou Dongdong hurriedly spun around a few times to buffer, dropped the bicycle chain in his hand, and stood in front of An Nuan with his hands close to his trouser legs, like a little PLA soldier preparing to lead a gun.
An Nuan opened a box of chocolates and handed it to Zhou Dongdong.
"Hi... Dandan, I'm An Nuan, Liu Chang'an's girlfriend." An Nuan greeted Shangguan Dandan shyly.
After all, he was going to marry Liu Changan, so he was a little shy to take his son as his own.
I just heard that Zhu Juntang called Shangguan Dandan "Dandan", that is to say, everyone has a tacit understanding not to reveal Shangguan Dandan's real seniority during the conversation, otherwise people will hear everyone call a girl who looks like a teenager. The child's "aunt", "godmother" and the like must be very strange.
Of course, An Nuan must abide by such a tacit understanding, otherwise she will be rejected by everyone and cannot really integrate into this circle of friends.
"You are very good, you are a sensible child." Shangguan Dandan nodded appreciatively, the girl in front of him looked like Xiaotang, she was clever and clever.
From An Nuan holding Liu Changan's mobile phone to the vending machine to buy things, she knew that she was reminded by Liu Changan to be filial and please her mother-in-law.
At the same time, this is also Liu Changan's pleading: Mother, the moth is filial to you, please don't say a few words, don't make trouble.
An Nuan was the only one who could make Liu Changan worry so much, Xiaonizi was really favored, other daughters-in-law did not have this kind of treatment.
What's more, Shangguan Dandan could feel that An Nuan's whole person was full of dragon smell from front to back, up and down, second only to that wicked woman.
Alas, Anhui has to keep working hard. Compared with An Nuan, Anhui's breath is too pure, nothing, like a waste.
She had to help Fenhui at the right time, Shangguan Dandan knew very well that being a good person was important, she couldn't just give Fenhui extra favors and comfort, and forget about her old friend just because Fenhui's filial piety had fallen into her bag.
"I will come to play often in the future." Shangguan Dandan patted the back of An Nuan's hand, and said with some reproach.
"It must be, Liu Changan often went to play with me, and he never meant to bring me to play." An Nuan explained the reason, and at this time, he must take the blame on her boyfriend, and he wouldn't mind if he thought about it.
"You don't need him to bring it, you can come by yourself in the future."
"Okay." Although the other party's face is immature, but the way he speaks and speaks, he is clearly an elder.
With Professor Liu's example, and Zhu Juntang's testimony as godmother, An Nuan has consciously adapted to acting like a junior in front of Shangguan Dandan, and her tone of voice is also slightly coquettish.
"No, I can't swallow this breath, I'm going to beat him." Zhu Juntang stood up suddenly, and was about to go upstairs.
An Nuan hurriedly grabbed Zhu Juntang, not because she was afraid that she would cause trouble in the kitchen and delay dinner, but because An Nuan really couldn't bear her to kill herself.
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