I'm really immortal

If you kill yourself, there is no chance that you will not be able to swallow this breath, and you will become breathless directly.

"Don't go, let's play cards. Miss, will you beat your beard?" An Nuan said, "It will take a while for dinner, let's play cards with Dan Dan?"

Zhou Dongdong hurriedly went down the stairs to push up the small table, which she had picked up before, and coaxed him to fix the small table with the reason that he could read and study with Brother Chang'an.

Of course, reading and studying together never happened.

Seeing that Zhou Dongdong had moved the table, Zhu Juntang had no choice but to temporarily give up the urge to clean up Liu Changan, and first showed his skills at the poker table.

"Of course I can fight. I'm basically a master now." Zhu Juntang said confidently. If it was a Landlord who doesn't allow cheating or modifying the rules, she would still be a little guilty. After all, she was tied up by Liu Changan and his son-in-law, Qin Yanan. Became a mummy, leaving a psychological shadow.

It's much easier to beat the beard away. It's basically the version of mahjong.

"We're all in the same family, so no points will be counted. You can win with 15 points, double the 30 points, double the black cards and thirteen red cards, and the bottom of ten yuan." Although Shangguan Dandan is a poor queen mother, but You can't be stingy in front of the juniors, as long as they win money with their skills, the queen mother can still afford to play a hand of cards worth up to 20 yuan.

"Okay, let's change the game." An Nuan nodded.

"What does it mean to change the game?" Zhu Juntang asked with a frown.

Shangguan Dandan is secretly wary of An Nuan. There is no doubt that An Nuan is better at playing than Xiaotang. Shangguan Dandan decides to protect her and not let her lose too much to An Nuan.

After all, a daughter-in-law who has never been married must not be a daughter and granddaughter.

"That is, if none of the three of them has a hustle, they can be replaced as dealers. They can draw an extra card and play first." An Nuan explained.

"Oh, so it's like this. I've never played a bad game. I basically won if I played casually." Zhu Juntang didn't care. The idiot, who was completely suppressed by Zhu Juntang's card skills, was convinced every time he lost, and Qi claimed that Zhu Juntang was the god of running beards.

The four sat around a small table, Zhou Dongdong didn't participate, and ate chocolate on the side. This kind of chocolate seemed to be the kind starting with 3, not as expensive as the one starting with 5, but it was very delicious.

Shangguan Dandan first put the payment code that she had printed on the table, and An Nuan was taken aback when she saw it, she must be very professional.

The first hand of cards started, and as soon as everyone finished drawing cards, Zhu Juntang pointed to the sky and said, "Look, flying saucer!"

An Nuan couldn't help turning her head, how could it be?Realize it immediately, isn't this the most low-level way to divert attention in movies and TV shows?

In reality, someone really uses it!

An Nuan turned around and saw that Zhu Juntang's cards obviously had several more cards.

Old God Shangguan Dandan sat there looking at her own cards, turning a blind eye to Zhu Juntang's behavior.

An Nuan looked at Zhu Juntang, and Zhu Juntang also glanced at An Nuan, showing a puzzled expression, "You play!"

An Nuan had no choice but to play her cards. She understood what Liu Changan meant when Zhu Juntang cheated, and it was difficult for An Nuan to lose.

Running Beard is not like Doudi Zhu, wanting to win cards is the same as mahjong, it is only possible to form a fixed card type, the banker starts with 21 cards, and the player starts with 20 cards, one more or one less can not form a hand The card type of the card can't be fooled at all.

Chapter 969 Baa Baa Literary Award

An Nuan has always admired Liu Chang'an's psychological quality. He often only pays attention to doing things according to his heart, and doesn't care about other people's strange eyes, let alone the sarcasm in other people's words. This may be a kind of transcendent realm.

He is, after all, a superhuman powerhouse.

But Zhu Juntang... why should she?

Just when An Nuan was thinking about this question, Zhu Juntang stole a card again in full view. When An Nuan stared at her closely, Zhu Juntang actually showed a puzzled expression of "what are you looking at me for?"

She tilted her head, like an ignorant and innocent child, she couldn't understand An Nuan's eyes at all, and she didn't know what was wrong with her at all.

An Nuan looked at her more and more neat hand patterns, and she might lose all cards at any time... This is what Liu Changan said, it's hard to lose.

How about Shangguan Dandan's cards?

An Nuan doesn't know, because she doesn't look at other people's cards blatantly like Zhu Juntang, but Shangguan Dandan is obviously an old card player, she looks calm, touches the thermos from time to time, tilts her head to the left and right, and at the same time He turned a blind eye to any of Zhu Juntang's actions.

An Nuan felt that the fight could not go on like this, so she pointed to the stairs and said, "Liu Chang'an!"

While Zhu Juntang suspected that An Nuan was cheating on her, he looked towards the stairs, and if Liu Changan went downstairs, he would spit on him.

An Nuan took the opportunity to snatch two cards from Zhu Juntang's hand and put them in his hand, successfully destroying his own cards.

"You stole my card?" Zhu Juntang looked at An Nuan in disbelief.

"No." An Nuan denied.

"You stole it! Do you think I'm blind?" Zhu Juntang looked at An Nuan with admiration.

"No. If you don't believe your cards, let us count them and see if there are any missing?"

Zhu Juntang quickly held down his cards, can you count them?Forget it, don't bother with a rookie like An Nuan who can only cheat.

An Nuan's cards were not evenly counted, and Shangguan Dandan won this hand in the end.

Even though he is the bearded god among the bread men, it is not surprising that he lost to Shangguan Dandan. Zhu Juntang still confidently started the second hand.

It's just that after playing a few hands, Shangguan Dandan always won. Zhu Juntang finally found out that it wasn't his own card skills that were faulty at all. This Annuan just wanted to lose to Shangguan Dandan. She was really treacherous and cunning, and she asked Zhu Juntang to accompany her. Lose together!

So Zhu Juntang asked Dou Dizhu, as long as everyone abides by Zhu Juntang's card playing rules, she will basically be invincible and exist like the king of Dou Dizhu.

After finally teaching Shangguan Dandan to play Doudizhu, Zhu Juntang discovered that Annuan didn't abide by Zhu Juntang's card playing rules at all, such as Zhu Juntang was not allowed to temporarily add a one-time "two with two, 3579J is also considered a straight" and other rules. Zhu Juntang handed over his cards to Zhou Dongdong to play on his behalf, and then went upstairs to find Liu Changan to vent.

In the name of practicing kung fu, after suppressing Liu Changan from resisting, Zhu Juntang can slap and beat Liu Changan on the back.

"Bad old man, I don't like playing with An Nuan." Zhu Juntang made a small report angrily.

Liu Changan glanced at her.

An Nuan can blow the wind, blowing the pillow wind, and it is fragrant and warm and soft.

Zhu Juntang is also blowing the wind now, and what she is blowing is the wind from the hole in the black-hearted cotton-padded jacket.

"You only like to play with those who are not as thick-skinned as you, who are not as thick-skinned as you, and who are embarrassed to compete with you, or just let you play." Liu Changan can understand.

"Who said that! I like to play with you!" Zhu Juntang stood behind Liu Changan and tapped him on the back with his forehead.

"An Nuan is trying to please Shangguan Dandan, why don't you know?" Liu Chang'an reconciled helplessly, "She will let you in the future."

Zhu Juntang raised his head suspiciously, "Really?"

"real."

"That's more or less..." Zhu Juntang thought for a while, staying next to Liu Changan, he was unwilling to go down to play cards, "Can you turn me into a cute little one, I want to sit on your shoulders and play, and then Can crawl over and over your head."

In Liu Changan's mind, Zhu Juntang, who is only the size of a baby but nimble, seems to be able to accept a little bit of naughtiness if she is that big.

"I don't know magic, how can I change? Try it yourself, you can see that you can turn into a sheep, it's only that big, and it shouldn't be a problem even if it's smaller." Liu Changan shook his head.

"If I could transform freely, I would have been lawless long ago. Backhandedly snatched my mother's evil forces to attack your Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate. From then on, I will be the master of the two major forces. You will be my left and right guardians and play with me every day .” Zhu Juntang made no secret of his ambition.

"You think I didn't unite with your mother to deal with you, right?" Liu Chang'an's tone was not harsh, after all, this is just a lamb that lacks the warmth of a family.

"Why hasn't my mother come back yet? Is Antarctica far away?"

"Your mother can't teleport. You have been to Antarctica once or twice, right? You don't feel far away?"

"I don't feel like it. Basically, I fly directly to wherever I go. Anyway, I can play on the plane and sleep for a while. Poor old man, was the earth in ancient times some other shape? I don't think it could have been round all the time. "Zhu Juntang began to think about natural science and geography.

"It's always been round!" Liu Chang'an just had a sense of the atmosphere of an ordinary family conversation, and immediately left it. Zhu Juntang's whimsical ideas tend to make people irritable.

"How is it possible? Maybe the earth used to be a spaceship. It flew to the solar system just to absorb the energy of the sun. In order to absorb energy more continuously and stably, it turned into a circle and circled around the sun. You are the universe. The captain of the spaceship, and the ultimate purpose of this spaceship is to protect me, the controller of the universe." Zhu Juntang came to a conclusion after thinking.

"You suddenly thought of it?" This hypothesis is still very interesting...except for the baaaa universe.

"It's been a bit cold these days. I think it's because the sun has absorbed too much energy and the temperature of the earth has dropped. You said that if I do research in this field, I will be able to win the Bao Beier Literature Prize?" After this award, he should be selected as an academician.

In Liu Chang'an's eyes, academicians are still very powerful. If he becomes an academician, what reason does he not have to abdicate quickly and give her the position of master of Fengleijianmen in Kyushu?

Liu Changan took a deep breath, and replied calmly: "First, that is the Nobel Prize, not Bao Beier. Second, you are studying this field because you want to write it as a science fiction novel? Otherwise, why should I award you a literary award!"

"So that's the case, I remembered wrongly." Zhu Juntang waved his hand, "Can't you select academicians for the Literature Award?"

"No."

"That's not interesting. I knew that the literature award is a useless award. As you said, literature is useless." Zhu Juntang thought for a while, "I will set up a Kyushu Fenglei Jianmen award in the future."

"Oh? What are you rewarding for this? What kind of outstanding contribution do you need to get it?" Liu Changan asked with great interest.

"It is similar to the setting of the Oscars. The selection is based on the self-portrait videos of the harem, and the best performance award is set, which is the kind that obviously hasn't arrived..."

Liu Changan lifted Zhu Juntang up, walked directly to the balcony on the second floor, and threw her down. He was actually interested in it at first, and he should have known that she would not think about any serious things in her mind!

9 Chapter Seventy

An Nuan knew that Liu Chang'an had always been irritable, but she never thought that he would throw Zhu Juntang from the balcony.

If she hadn't experienced a lot of things to make her brain thicker, she would already be screaming.

It would be embarrassing to change the scene and change the person. The witnesses at the scene would probably faint from the fright of such atrocious behavior.

But what was surprising was that the moment Liu Changan made a move, Zhu Juntang was yelling and yelling as he fell down, yelling that he wanted to take the opportunity to crush Liu Changan's head with scissors. Didn't she know that she was in danger?

An Nuan got up subconsciously, but saw Shangguan's light long hair, like a black vine, wrapped around Zhu Juntang's waist with a flick in the air, and slowly put her down.

Zhu Juntang, who landed steadily, continued to stand there and pointed to Liu Changan on the balcony, accusing him of being cruel and abusing cute little animals. She wanted to send money to small animal protection organizations all over the world, so that they could be organized and planned. Attack Liu Chang'an, and so on.

An Nuan couldn't hear her nonsense anymore, she just stared at Shangguan Dandan dumbfounded, no wonder Zhu Juntang was so fearless of death, and always said that as long as Shangguan Dandan was by her side, she would even dare to beat Liu Changan.

Shangguan Dandan turned his head and glanced at An Nuan, his eyes widened, and he was a little introspective, the queen mother was sometimes negligent!

So Shangguan Dandan touched the owl, put it between himself and An Nuan, blocking An Nuan's sight, then took out a mulberry leaf from his sleeve pocket, frowned, and wiped the flying bird with the leaf. That lock of hair that went out.

The direct effect of using the hidden object technique that condenses the effect of time regression is that An Nuan didn't see Shangguan Dandan's special ability using hair just now. Shangguan Dandan breathed a sigh of relief and almost exposed the special ability of the queen mother.

What is she doing?An Nuan was stunned, she didn't know why, she looked at Zhou Dongdong next to her, Zhou Dongdong didn't know whether she didn't see it or it was commonplace, she played cards and grabbed cards by herself, and then announced that she had won, holding her hands high and chanting Sister Tan lost five yuan, sister An Nuan lost five yuan, and everyone lost five yuan.

Liu Changan walked back on the balcony, Zhu Juntang knew that he was afraid, so he stopped cursing others with his hands on his hips, and went back to Shangguan Dandan to act like a spoiled child: "Godmother, you have also seen that Liu Changan is so cruel to me!"

"It's really too much, I'm going to help you teach him a lesson."

Seeing Shangguan get up and go upstairs, Zhu Juntang laughed, An Nuan suddenly thought of a video she had seen, a brother bullied a younger sister, the younger sister howled and called her mother, and the brother who was beaten by her mother shrank At the bedside, the smile on my sister's face was exactly the same as Zhu Juntang's.

It's just that people didn't expect that Liu Chang'an appeared on the balcony soon, and he grabbed Shangguan Dandan and threw him downstairs.

It's just that he didn't throw, but put his hands under Shangguan Dandan's armpits, and threw her straight from the balcony.

Shangguan Dandan landed steadily, his body was stiff, and he was feeling very humiliated, when he suddenly saw Zhou Shuling came back, he immediately limp and sat on the ground, showing a sad expression of being bullied by an unfilial son.

"Dan Dan, what's wrong with you?" Zhou Shuling hurried over.

"Liu Chang'an just threw me off the balcony." Shangguan Dandan pointed at the balcony with a finger.

"Ah! How could he do this!" Zhou Shuling went upstairs angrily.

An Nuan was taken aback for a moment, and was thrown down from upstairs, Mom, shouldn't you be concerned about whether Shangguan Dandan is injured?

Zhu Juntang ran over to help Shangguan Dandan up, and Shangguan Dandan felt a little less face-saving, and explained: "I don't want to use force with him, use softness to overcome rigidity, use yin to overcome yang, and use one thing to subdue one thing to solve the problem. That’s the best policy.”

After a while, Zhou Shuling came down from upstairs with reddish cheeks.

She was walking down the stairs normally, not being thrown.

"Dan Dan, I beat Liu Chang'an for you. Really, it's fine to bully me and Dong Dong normally, but how can I bully you?" Zhou Shuling chewed and ate the ham sausage in her mouth after she finished speaking.

She did hit Liu Changan just now, but when she was coquettish and hammering, Liu Changan held a ham sausage against her mouth, Zhou Shuling couldn't avoid it, so she opened her mouth and bit her, but he pushed her out of the kitchen and living room, Zhou Shuling had no choice but to Bite off the ham sausage as a trophy and go downstairs to report the victory to Shangguan Dandan.

"Liu Chang'an is a bully." Zhu Juntang snorted, and sooner or later he and Tan Dan made a plan to let Liu Chang'an fall under the resistance forces in the sect headed by the alternate saintess and the deputy sect master.

An Nuan finally understood that in this family, Zhu Juntang was at the bottom of the family status.

Her backer is Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan's backer is Zhou Shuling.

The elder sister Zhou Shuling could take care of Liu Changan, but that was all, except that she was not thrown from upstairs.

This also means that when I marry Liu Changan in the future, it is almost unlikely that there will be conflicts between sister-in-law and mother-in-law.

An Nuan is also someone who accompanied her mother to watch many family dramas of sister-in-law, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. In those families with many conflicts, without exception, it was because the head of the family was not high enough, did not have dignity, and could not suppress the family members, causing her daughter-in-law to suffer everywhere. As for him, he can only make her think more broadly, consider his difficulties and so on.

Assuming the worst, he will not get along well with Shangguan Dandan and others, An Nuan should not be bullied and her husband can do nothing.

Of course, An Nuan doesn't really think that she doesn't get along well with other people. She and Zhu Juntang are actually on good terms now. Playing two cards to prevent Zhu Juntang from cheating will not offend her, right?This eldest lady should not be so stingy.

Shangguan Dandan didn't seem to have any ill feeling toward An Nuan, and under Liu Chang'an's guidance, she got some first impression points?

As for Zhou Shuling, we have known each other for a long time. She is the kind of person that everyone thinks is easy to get along with. If Zhou Shuling doesn't get along well, then maybe there is something wrong with her.

"Sister Zhou, I haven't come to your store to eat noodles for a long time. I heard from Chang'an that Hexi's store will open soon, and it will be much more convenient if you want to eat noodles." An Nuan greeted Zhou Shuling with a smile.

"I was in a hurry to scold him just now, and I didn't have time to say hello to you, don't be offended." Zhou Shuling said shyly, she was a little anxious when she saw Shangguan Dandan fall to the ground.

"It's okay, it's okay. We were playing cards just now, but he should be almost ready now, let's go upstairs to eat hot pot?" An Nuan said.

"Okay, finish the hot pot early, and you guys continue to play cards. Usually, Dan Dan always goes to the poker hall to find someone to play with. Today, I can gather people at home and play with her more." Zhou Shuling pulled Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dan Dan said as she walked upstairs.