I'm really immortal

"Ah... there really are fairies!"

Zhu Juntang landed on the balcony, and it turned out that Liu Chang'an still loved him very much, as long as he was alive and kicking, causing other troubles or doing other bad things, he would not care about her.

Feeling very happy, Zhu Juntang walked into the room humming, and saw the little white pig who had been thinking about the speed of light and wielding a small hoe, and was concentrating on retouching the picture—the picture of Liu Changan.

Zhu Juntang walked up to Bai Hui, but Bai Hui didn't notice her, but Bai Hui's eyes reflected the image of Liu Chang'an on the screen, sparkling, her brows, eyes and lips were full of tenderness, it seemed that the real Liu Chang'an was walking Looking at her, the cursor she controlled seemed to be replacing her fingers, gently stroking Liu Changan's face in the photo.

"Meh!"

Bai Hui didn't find herself for quite a while, Zhu Juntang had no choice but to yell.

"Ah, when did you come?" Bai Hui was taken aback and found out.

"An important event happened yesterday. An Nuan ran to Liu Chang'an's house. First she performed in the kitchen, then she came to play cards with Dan Dan, and she left very late..." Zhu Juntang made a gesture of holding a feather fan and fanned it , "You did the things she did a while ago, too?"

"This... it's not a big deal. I... I'm just playing with Dandan, and I don't want to show off." Bai Hui said disapprovingly, but because she likes gossip, she stared at Zhu Juntang closely, hoping that she would gossip again. Give some news.

"The point is, I met her and Dan Dan again on the street this morning. I doubt it very much. She just pretended to leave last night, then turned around and spent all night having fun with Liu Chang'an, and in the morning pretended to be looking for her again. Liu Changan's appearance." Zhu Juntang snorted, and the horse was stabbed with a gun in 36 plans, how could he not know?

Bai Hui's heart ached, and Liu Chang'an, who had a strong body, was still suppressed under him by the laughing An Nuan in his mind, biting his lips and panting coquettishly.

Thinking of this, her cheeks were flushed, her heart was beating wildly, and she felt uncomfortable and hoped to replace it. This is probably the mentality of many people who like to read Tauren articles, right?

"But An Nuan is not very smart, I have to give you some advice and help you get back into bed." Zhu Juntang slapped his hands again, frowning tightly.

"Why do you always like to use a lot of idioms when you speak without much culture?" Bai Hui said with some doubts, Zhu Juntang often used idioms indiscriminately, but the few idioms I just said are not problematic.

"Bah! If I put it in ancient times, it was the same as Confucius! By the way, there is a woman named Qin Zisi who came to Liu Changan today, and Liu Changan said that she is one of the five masters of Confucianism." Zhu Juntang almost forgot about this little old man. sister.

Bai Hui was almost hurt by Zhu Juntang's self-confidence, not to mention Zhu Juntang who couldn't read all the characters in the nine-year compulsory education stage, even the masters of the world, no one would say that he was like Confucius in ancient times what!

"How can there be any five masters in Confucianism? This girl's name is just the same name as one of the Confucian sages. Liu Chang'an is talking about the five sages of Confucianism." Bai Hui's basic knowledge of Chinese in high school has not been forgotten. It is the same existence as Confucius, popularize common sense.

"Wu Sheng? Is she that powerful? Then I have to be careful." Zhu Juntang didn't see it.

Bai Hui didn't want to explain any more, and asked nervously, "This Qin Zisi, what is she doing with Liu Chang'an? Her surname is also Qin, so she is also Liu Chang'an's cousin?"

"Don't worry about that. If she is full of enthusiasm for Liu Chang'an, Qin Yanan will be able to handle it. You have to step up your steps now. Think about it. You are also a character similar to An Nuan in high school. You have to cheer up and take the initiative to attack all day long. Editing pictures here, can you make yourself into the shape of Liu Changan? Or make Liu Changan into a shape that suits you?" Zhu Juntang said bitterly.

"Why are you so filthy?" Bai Hui put down the mouse, and quickly raised her hands to cover her face. As a big girl, she certainly understands these filthy hints. Sometimes there are often embarrassing scenes in dreams. In fact, girls are just like boys. Curious and a little yearning.

"No, I'm just talking about photo editing, where are you going?" Zhu Juntang looked at Bai Hui in a daze.

Bai Hui took a look at Zhu Juntang through her fingers, her eyes were as clear as water, her face was pure, her head slightly stretched forward and her eyes widened, she looked more like a white lotus flower who didn't know much about the world.

"It's really pretending!" Bai Hui will not be fooled, Zhu Juntang actually knows everything, and is especially good at pretending.

"Hahaha... In short, I hope you will take the initiative. Except for the lord of the universe like me, most people need to work hard to find that slim opportunity to reach the pinnacle of life and realize their dream ideals." Zhu Juntang He stood up and walked to the balcony, "I'm going to class, if I still skip class today, Liu Chang'an will go crazy."

Bai Hui couldn't help being a little envious. Liu Chang'an could be said to be vicious towards Zhu Juntang, but he also paid great attention to her. Like other women, such as Yan Qingcheng, she must also want Liu Chang'an to take care of her like this.

After being delayed by Bai Hui for a while, when Zhu Juntang flew downstairs, he mocked the little boy with the pruning knife again. When she arrived at the teaching building, Liu Changan had already arrived earlier than her.

Liu Changan was talking to Yan Qingcheng, and he was holding some gifts in his hand, canned lychees, donkey glue blood-enriching granules, and large cans of milk powder.

Yan Qingcheng seemed to evade a few times, and took it from Liu Changan shyly. Seeing this scene, Zhu Juntang secretly cried out that he had made a mistake.

At first, she just thought that An Nuan was with Liu Chang'an, and she could only be a light bulb, and she had no chance for any other double-digging hoe gods. How could she know that the reason why hoe gods are hoe gods is that they can fully grasp any little crack and start digging.

Zhu Juntang was just a little bit late, and Yan Qingcheng found a chance, and she deserved to be a strong enemy.

Zhu Juntang rushed over quickly, squeezed between Liu Changan and Yan Qingcheng and stood between them, with his hands spread out and pressing on their chests to separate them further.

"What are you doing?" Liu Changan frowned when he saw Zhu Juntang.

"What are you doing!" Zhu Juntang withdrew his hands, raised his skirt angrily, and put his hands on his hips.

"Professor Liu asked him to bring me something to eat." Yan Qingcheng said in a gentle tone. Who would be angry with a child who tried to make his father only like him?

"Why don't you bring me something to eat?" Zhu Juntang was so angry that he had never brought her food.

After thinking about it carefully, really not!

"Here you are." Liu Changan handed another 1500g can of lychees to Zhu Juntang.

It just so happened that today she changed "Looking back in Chang'an, there are piles of embroidery, thousands of gates on the top of the mountain are opened for the first time, a concubine rides on the red dust and laughs, no one knows it's lychees" to something like "three hundred lychees a day", so let's start with three catties Bar.

Zhu Juntang only felt that his hands sank, and he bent down before raising his hands again to hold them in his arms.

She stared blankly at the huge canned lychees. She only likes to eat fresh fruits, and she has never eaten this kind of canned food that seems to be cheap and large in quantity, but must be of average quality!

"Let's eat." Liu Changan pulled off the lid of the can again, removed the fork from the plastic film and handed it to Zhu Juntang.

"I...I...I ate Mommy's pork knuckle for lunch, and now I can't eat canned fruit." Zhu Juntang's eyes widened, and she found that there was actually suspended matter in this canned fruit!White!Like maggots!

"I'll eat later. Can I share something with my dormitory classmates? Usually, they share something with me." Yan Qingcheng asked Liu Changan for permission with some embarrassment.

"Of course." Liu Changan nodded, Yan Qingcheng's soft and well-behaved appearance made her look really comfortable in comparison.

Yan Qingcheng glanced at Zhu Juntang, and then entered the classroom with the gift first.

"She looks at me!" Zhu Juntang held the huge canned lychee in one hand, and pointed at Yan Qingcheng's back with the other, complaining with staring eyes.

"What's the matter with you? Is her eyes full of superiority and contempt, as well as complacency, disdain, arrogance and uncontrollable laughter?" Liu Changan remembered that Zhu Juntang came to the High School Attached to Hunan University to look for Liu Changan last year. Nuan glanced at her, that's how she complained to Zhongqing, saying that An Nuan's eyes were an emotional fan-shaped diagram, and she fully interpreted it.

"Yeah." Zhu Juntang nodded vigorously, of course, and Yan Qingcheng was still hinting: I am more suitable to be a well-behaved baby girl than you.

This point was not read by Liu Changan, but Zhu Juntang had already discovered it.

Chapter 979 Big Cans and Snakeskin Bags

When Liu Changan entered the classroom, Zhu Juntang stood there holding the can, like a fairy descending from the earth, holding her magic weapon in the shape of a pot.

She lifted the can and put it down, and made a gesture on her chest, thinking that only Qin Yanan's could compare with this huge can.

If you hit someone with this can, their head will bleed, if you hit Qin Yanan's, your nose will bleed, especially if you use it to hit Liu Changan, it is the most effective, it can break his indestructible body.

"Hahaha!" Thinking of this, Zhu Juntang laughed out loud. His imagination is really interesting. He deserves to be a peerless beautiful girl, a princess and a little fairy with a cute appearance, an interesting soul, and a beautiful body.

This kind of me, there is no mortal who is worthy of me, so I never have to worry about ordinary matters of love and love, people like Qin Yanan, Nanjiren, Bai Hui and others are all inferior to me.

Of course, this kind of thinking is just thinking about it in your heart. After all, you are a sinister and cunning person, and it is witty to speak ill of others behind their backs.

No, Liu Changan and Yan Qingcheng disappeared in front of my eyes at the same time. Now is not the time when the sheep and sheep are proud, and I can’t make any more mistakes. In case Yan Qingcheng takes the opportunity to feed lychees to Liu Changan, seeing this scene, my [-]% mentality explodes. The fairy temperament couldn't hold it anymore.

Zhu Juntang quickly screwed on the lid, trotted into the classroom with a small plastic fork, and didn't bother to let the baker stand by the door of the classroom holding a big can for her.

Canned food is a very rare item in the era of material scarcity. Many rural children may have never tasted this thing since childhood.

Even now, old-fashioned people in Northeast China still like to carry canned food when they visit relatives and friends to see patients.

On the contrary, there are more fresh fruits all year round in the south, and fewer people eat them.

Yan Qingcheng entered the classroom with cans and big bags and small bags. No one thought it was strange, but saw Zhu Juntang holding a can bigger than her head, which attracted the attention of many students, and suddenly found that Zhu Juntang had a small The head is melon seeds, and there is a very small face, delicate and beautiful.

"I have it too!" Zhu Juntang held up his canned food to show off, muttering in his heart, Liu Changan didn't just buy canned food for Yan Qingcheng, she got it too!

Seeing Zhu Juntang walking towards the back row holding the can, Tong Xi was sure that Zhu Juntang would not sit with Yan Qingcheng, so she knocked on the table and motioned to Yan Qingcheng that he would occupy a seat for her.

"Did you do your homework last class?" Tong Xi asked casually.

"Huh... I just finished this morning. I've been a little busy recently, but I have to do my homework." In Yan Qingcheng's world, doing homework is the top priority, and it cannot be delayed no matter what.

"I did it casually, hee hee. I accepted an advertisement for the boss, and she said she would give me a bonus. I was so bloated that I didn't want to do my homework anymore." Tong Xi's boss is very particular about people, as long as she helps her with the work, There are bonuses other than salary.

Yan Qingcheng smiled, and put the big and small bags in her hand between herself and Tong Xi.

"Hey, you and Zhu Juntang each have this big can." Such a big can is rare, and it was placed between the two of them, so they could be seen at a glance.

"Liu Changan bought two for me, but they were too big. I couldn't carry them, so I only wanted one. He happened to meet Zhu Juntang, so he gave the other to Zhu Juntang." Yan Qingcheng described it accurately. , indicating that the situation is slightly different from what Tong Xi said.

Tong Xi opened her Lijinbu green tea and took a sip.

After tidying up the desk and textbooks, Yan Qingcheng turned her head and saw that Zhu Juntang was feeding Liu Changan lychees with a plastic fork.

Just after feeding one or two, she secretly squeezed them into balls with paper towels, dipped them in the water from the can, which looked very much like lychees in the can, and then fed them into the mouth of Liu Changan, who was concentrating on reading.

Yan Qingcheng shook her head, and didn't look any further, Zhu Juntang's consequences could be imagined, that tissue ball would probably end up in her own stomach.

So cute, so well-behaved, she is really Professor Liu's good daughter.

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After class in the afternoon, Liu Changan sent Zhu Juntang, who was struggling desperately, to Bieye to prepare for a make-up class in the evening.

Of course, it was useless to cry and fight for the ground during his escort. After arriving in Bieye, Zhu Juntang lay on the ground rolling and kicking his feet, but he didn't get any mercy.

Yan Qingcheng took her things back to the dormitory, and after dinner, she would teach her classes between six o'clock and eight o'clock, and Professor Liu's classes were scheduled from 08:30 to [-] o'clock.

If she hadn't threatened her that if she skipped class, she would eat tissue balls soaked in 1500g of lychee syrup. Liu Changan suspected that she would find ways to escape as soon as he left. For Zhu Juntang, it was tantamount to torture.

However, Liu Chang'an suspects that Yan Qingcheng's two hours of class was a solid class, and Professor Liu's class might be a little watery... After all, last time Professor Liu and Professor Ling were designed by Zhu Juntang to let the cows chop in myths and legends Chai's young lad picks up the clothes of the fairies.

In other words, even if Professor Ling was invited to suppress Zhu Juntang, it would be useless.

There is no need to worry about not being able to hire Professor Ling, she may not be tempted to pay the reward with money, but Liu Changan has something that can tempt her, and she wants to get it at all costs.

In fact, it is best to let Qin Yanan take care of Zhu Juntang, but Qin Yanan is always worried that Zhu Juntang's radiation will pollute Liu Yu, let alone when the radiation is strong when Zhu Juntang is in class?

The most important thing is that Qin Yanan now considers herself a "stepmother". She may think that Liu Changan is too eccentric, caring and valuing Zhu Juntang too much, and then she will complain about her Liu Yuyi, and then Liu Changan will have to bother to coax her.

Hey, forget it, anyway, the mother sheep is coming back soon, and it is easier for the mother to beat the child.

When Liu Chang'an returned to the neighborhood, he saw Zhou Dongdong unfolding the snakeskin bag as if offering a treasure, and looking at an old man collecting waste with sparkling eyes.

"It's worthless...it's useless..." The old man frowned, picking and choosing all the waste products that could be sold into his own tricycle.

Seeing that the scraps in his snakeskin bag were worthless and useless, Zhou Dongdong slowly lowered his head, and there was no light in his eyes.

"It's only a dime, you see, I'll give you one yuan when you pick up another ten... a hundred snakeskin bags." The old man said with a smile.

"Then...do I have enough scrap iron and cardboard to save one dollar?"

"Not yet, that's another calculation. Scrap and scrap iron can't be counted together." The old man waved his hand.

"I won't sell it to you in the future." Zhou Dongdong inserted the iron tongs into his schoolbag, turned around and left holding the snakeskin bag.

Zhou Dongdong has never met his grandfather, but the grandfathers of other children on TV are very kind to children, so Zhou Dongdong always believes that he will give him money, but even if he is a stupid child, Feeling a little cheated now.

A big hand pressed on Zhou Dongdong's head, gently stroking her hair.

It was a familiar and warm feeling. Zhou Dongdong raised his head and saw Brother Chang'an with his back facing the sun. The tall figure, as if he could support and protect himself even if the sky fell, enveloped the round Zhou Dongdong. .

"Since you don't give me any money, return all the plastic bottles you just took away." Liu Changan held the snakeskin bag and looked coldly at the old man who collected the waste.

"I... I'll save for her." The old man persisted.

"Have you saved enough coffin books?"

"What do you mean!"

"If you don't return, I'll let your coffin be used today." Liu Changan put a snakeskin bag around Zhou Dongdong's head, and then reached out and grabbed the old man's shoulder.

There was a pain like a bone crack, especially the fierce and fierce look in the young man's eyes, which made people shiver. He had no intention of respecting or loving the old man at all, and the aura exuding from his body was even more oppressive, making his body weak and legs aching. , if he hadn't grabbed his shoulders, I'm afraid I'd be so frightened that I'd kneel down.

"I'll quit...I'll quit..." the old man said hastily.

"There are also her previous waste products, I don't want you to return them, is it enough for one yuan?"

"Enough...enough."

Liu Changan took off the snakeskin bag, Zhou Dongdong just stood there motionless, thinking about whether he has become the general of the snakeskin bag now.

Putting all the bottles he had just taken back into the snakeskin bag, he took out another yuan, and the old man hurried away on his tricycle.

"From now on, if you pick up a scrap of snakeskin bag, sell it to me, and don't sell it to others." Liu Changan handed the snakeskin bag and a dollar to Zhou Dongdong.

"Understood!" Zhou Dongdong raised the snakeskin bag in one hand and looked at Brother Chang'an with a dollar in the other.

Brother Chang'an seemed to be shining brightly, making Zhou Dongdong's eyes sparkle too.

The two walked into the community.

Walking to Aunt Xie's canteen, Zhou Dongdong held up a dollar, and walked in automatically, but was caught by Liu Changan.

"Aren't you going to save money to buy a garbage truck?" Liu Chang'an expressed doubts. Zhou Dongdong only explained her purpose of going to school with a snakeskin bag and iron tongs in the morning.

"I need to save money to buy a garbage truck, so my one yuan can't be used in the canteen?" Zhou Dongdong was shocked, there was such a reason!Never thought about it!

Liu Changan couldn't understand her shock, and didn't intend to ask, "You spend a little money when you earn it. When will you save enough money? Now that you have goals and ideals, no matter whether they can be realized in the end, at first you Always work hard in that direction!"

"Does it mean that I can only enter the canteen tomorrow?" Zhou Dongdong didn't understand very well, brother Chang'an always liked to say things that children couldn't understand.

"I took away your waste products today, and I'll give you one yuan. When you have saved 12 yuan, you can go to the small shop to spend two yuan." Liu Changan took her home, rummaged around, and found Give her a dollar.