I'm really immortal

"Understood!" Zhou Dongdong held two yuan, looking forward to the day when he saved enough 12 yuan to go to the canteen.

Liu Changan also nodded in satisfaction, he is still very good at teaching children, Zhu Juntang is an exception, it is her own problem, ordinary people can't train sheep, everyone can understand it, right?

9 chapter eighty

"I was playing cards in the canteen just now. I saw you and Dongdong coming back. I thought I should cook for you at this point, so I went back..."

Shangguan Dandan stepped into the house, and while talking, walked to the kitchen, but found that Zhou Shuling, who should be in the kitchen at this point, was not there at all.

"Just come back and take a look, look...the faucet is not receiving water, it needs to be connected to some water."

Shangguan Dandan bravely walked into the kitchen, put a basin under the faucet, adjusted it carefully, and then came out without talking about cooking.

"Zhou Shuling accompanied Li Hongfang to take pictures." Liu Chang'an was used to the hardworking queen mother's various behaviors, so he didn't feel anything, didn't want to ridicule, and had no opinion.

"Xiaoling and Fangfang went to take a photo. I heard that they need makeup when they invite someone to take a photo. I don't know how good is the person who does the makeup for them?" Shangguan Dandan asked worriedly.

"Oh, they're not going to shoot a female version of Monkey King or something strange, and they don't need your help." Liu Changan explained.

Shangguan Dandan was very angry, moved a chair and climbed up, took out an eyebrow pencil from his sleeve pocket, and was going to draw two beards for Liu Changan to prove his makeup skills.

Of course Liu Chang'an avoided it, and Zhou Dongdong actively expressed that he could put on makeup for her, so Shangguan Dandan drew her two beards with circles on her lips.

What's for dinner tonight?It's time to solve the Goldbach's conjecture in daily life again. Liu Changan looked at Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan. These two eat almost everything. As long as they don't pay for them, they won't pick and choose at all. .

Barbecue, hot pot, braised pot, fragrant pot, Hunan cuisine, Cantonese cuisine, Hangzhou cuisine, Northeast cuisine, buffet, stewed, pickled, steamed vegetables, seafood, cured meat... After thinking about it, Liu Changan looked through the refrigerator.

When you can only think about eating enough, it is actually the simplest, how much money you have in your pocket, how to save money and how to eat.

The most difficult decision is when you regard eating as a kind of enjoyment. After all, even if you have enough money in your pocket, your appetite is limited.

Even for the three giants under the plane tree, when the stomach is slowly filled, the enjoyment of food will gradually weaken.

The phone rang, it was Baifen.

"Xiaotang sent me a message, saying that sister Zhou is out today, and Dan Dan and Dongdong have no place to eat tonight, so I want to treat them to a beef meal." Bai Hui only cared about Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong, after all They look like tiny, helpless but extremely edible animals that must be looked after.

As for Liu Changan, of course no one needs to care about his dinner, presumably he would not be so affectionate, thinking that Bai Hui wanted to treat him to dinner under the pretense of taking care of Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong.

"What do you mean by letting go?" Liu Changan asked.

"It's an à la carte buffet."

"Forget it, this so-called buffet is too petty, and it's embarrassing for customers to order frequently." This is actually a Japanese-style buffet that is more fashionable now, and it doesn't match the noble temperament of Liu Changan and the three of them at all.

"Okay, okay, can I change to another company?" Bai Hui wanted to treat the two cuties to eat, but she had to swallow her anger in the face of the picky and troublesome Liu Chang'an.

"Okay. In fact, they are not picky. Are you going to pick them up, or should I send them off?"

"Well... the main thing is that I'm busy right now. Please send it to me. I'll send you the address later. It just so happens that you haven't eaten, so let's eat together. If it's a self-service barbecue or something, your grilling must be better We grill it ourselves and it's delicious." Bai Hui also had a temporary idea, without thinking too much, after a little thought, he remembered that Liu Changan's barbecue is extremely high.

What's more, Liu Changan, who only invited Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong, but didn't invite someone to send them over, is too incompetent... Except Liu Changan, who can do such a thing?

"That's right, it's a complete waste of ingredients for you to bake. I was wondering what to bring them for dinner tonight, so you called me. As expected of you, I'll see you later." After Liu Changan finished speaking, he hung up the phone , Waiting for Bai Anhui to send the address later.

It seemed that Liu Changan called her "Fenhui" for the first time. Bai Hui looked at the screen of the phone sweetly, and suddenly felt that something was wrong. Combined with his context, Liu Changan, a bastard, must mean "roundworm"!

All right, when we eat barbecue, I will take revenge on him by talking about roasting "Liu Rou" with my tongue!Bai Hui chose a restaurant that specializes in charcoal-grilled beef from the pre-selected ten restaurants, and then sent him the address and time.

Of course she still has work to do, her makeup is almost done, but tonight's lip color has to take into account what she eats and the lighting environment of the store, how can she look extra good and attract Dan Dan's attention to communicate with her What about makeup skills?

If Liu Changan would take a second look, it just means that she looks a lot better tonight, and it wouldn't make people feel elated.

Liu Changan felt good when he received the address and appointed time from Bai Hui. As expected, eating beef when he didn't know what to eat would not be a bad choice after all.

The only pity is that there is generally no offal to eat in this kind of place... Now there are places that specialize in offal, and the price is not cheap.

I think the raw materials of beef offal belonged to the leftovers after slaughtering cattle, and it was meat used by poor people to supplement nutrition. At the end of the last century, Liu Changan remembered that fresh beef offal only cost 4 cents a catty, and the price could double after making mature food. More than ten times more, a skewer of grilled tripe can sell for two yuan.

I still miss the beef offal stalls in southern Guangdong. Many places in southern Shonan like to put mountain pepper oil in the beef offal.

It’s just that when you travel to Nanyue to eat, drink, and have fun, it’s hard to eat fresh beef offal cut with big scissors. Like other places, most of the beef offal in Nanyue is now wholesale frozen goods. Just thaw it and even clean it up. I didn't have to be careful, just poured boxes into the cauldron, and there was no smell at all.

Tourists still need to do some homework if they want to eat the authentic and good taste recommended by the locals... Otherwise, they will only be disappointed, and feel that famous food is not as good as fresh food, what kind of Jaguar stuff.

Eat charcoal-fired beef today, let’s make beef offal another day, Liu Chang’an thought about it, the key is that fresh beef offal is not easy to get.

Beef offal is not as rare as it was back then. You must know that in many places where beef offal is not popular, many people have never seen beef heart, lungs, kidneys, and intestines freshly sold.

Many stalls selling beef usually only have a leg of beef, and some beef ribs are added, and deboned meat is sold. Where the real whole cattle are slaughtered, the offal has already been ordered by others.

So Liu Changan sent a message to Qin Yanan, asking her to help find some fresh offal, after all, she can even roast a camel.

"Let's go, your card friend Fenhui treats us to roast beef over charcoal fire." Liu Changan said to Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong who were standing in front of the TV.

"Do you have that kind of white beef to eat? When it's grilled, it will be very oily, and then it's very tender. It tastes like eating a piece of juicy and tender meat while drinking hot soup." Shangguan Dandan said expectantly.

"There must be." Liu Changan knew that she was talking about snowflake beef.

"The beef roasted on the brazier that brother Chang'an used to skewer last time was also delicious." Zhou Dongdong said with some aftertaste. That time, brother Chang'an smashed a pot and asked Zhou Dongdong to take the iron piece that fell off. After changing the money, she patted the small pocket, which contained the two yuan she earned today.

"Let's eat less today. Anhui is not as rich as other wives. She is a little girl like me who needs to work hard every day to earn some money." Shangguan Dandan said very pitifully.

"Give her back the 1 yuan you lied to her last time." Can Liu Changan not seize the opportunity to remonstrate?

"Is there... is there such a thing?" Shangguan took two steps back, opened his mouth in a daze, and then took out his sleeve pocket, which did not contain 1 yuan at all.

"Please start your show."

"You know, everyone hates avatars when they read novels. Some readers even have a PTSD stress reaction. They feel uncomfortable when they see avatars. It's because avatars often do bad things." Shangguan Dandan thought carefully, " Is it possible that the person who did this was a clone of me? Actually, it has nothing to do with me. "

Things like PTSD and avatars are often seen in novels, and she can apply what she has learned. Liu Changan nodded appreciatively, "In terms of sophistry, you have made great progress. Before, you just touched your ears and pretended you didn't hear it. Now you just take it." With the split body theory, next time, do you want to use parallel universes, time and space backtracking, etc. to explain it?"

Shangguan Dandan couldn't help but touched his soft ears again, anyway, he had already explained, then this matter is over, and the queen mother can't hear all the voices about this matter.

By the way, Anhui also wants to be a princess, but the princess really can't be canonized casually, because most of the time, Anhui will become a daughter-in-law in the future, so she should be accepted as a goddaughter first.

If Anhui becomes a daughter-in-law in the future, she can be given the title of Yuxi. If she fails to become a daughter-in-law, she can only continue to be the queen mother's goddaughter, and it won't be too late to confer the title of princess as compensation!

As expected of the empress dowager who is good at handling harem affairs, Shangguan walked a few steps with his head held high, nodding in praise of himself.

Liu Chang'an didn't know what she was thinking, and she didn't talk about the 1 yuan. Fortunately, since then, Shangguan Dandan has never gone out to engage in pyramid schemes to bluff and cheat, and has not embarked on the road of telecom fraud for the time being.

"Go on, let's ride an electric car over there."

"Electric pony car! Didi!"

"Di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di!"

Liu Changan picked up the remote control and saw the news of the F35 fighter jets in Bangguo being broadcast on the TV, but the news screen showed F22 maneuvering. When he was wondering, he suddenly realized that 22=35 in Bangguo, and he suddenly realized.

Turn off the TV.

Chapter 981 The Dragon and Phoenix Pulling the Cart

The evening breeze was slightly cool, Liu Changan took the red water hat made by Zhou Shuling, put it on Zhou Dongdong, and tied a scarf on Shangguan Dantan.

The two little people had already occupied the seats on the electric scooter. Zhou Dongdong put his hands in his sleeves and stood on the pedals, while Shangguan Tantan carried a thermos on his shoulders and sat on the tip of the cushion, talking non-stop. "Didi" screamed.

"You still haven't learned how to ride an electric scooter, but it sounds more and more like it. You can completely mistake it for the real one." Liu Changan endured the girl's shrill cry like a skylark, and sincerely praised her for her good call.

When I was upstairs just now, I should have thrown her with a small stone.

Shangguan Dandan only needed him to praise her for being smart, capable, thrifty, and a queen mother who knows how to live. Shangguan Dandan didn't care much about other compliments and turned a deaf ear to them.

"Riding an electric bike is still a bit dangerous. The cars on the street whizzed around to scare me, so I didn't dare to ride it." Shangguan Dandan reluctantly explained the reason why he didn't learn how to ride an electric bike.

Think back to the time when the Empress Dowager’s pony carriage ran around in Weiyang Palace, even in the entire Chang’an City, it was unimpeded, apart from the wall in front, where would pedestrians, carriages and horses dare to hinder in the slightest?

The driving environment is completely different now. There are strange things like traffic lights on the road. Isn't it a matter of course that the Queen Mother dare not ride an electric pony carriage?

When Liu Changan stepped onto the electric scooter and held the handle, Shangguan Dandan put his hands on the backs of his hands, "Didi! It's the same if I drive like this."

Liu Changan kicked his feet, let the electric car coast, and then twisted the handle to accelerate, which can save a little electricity.

"Is it true that if we run out of electricity halfway, you can ride back like this?" Shangguan Dandan asked curiously.

Of course, but Liu Changan didn't want to answer her questions like this.

"I won't charge in the future, so why don't you take us to ride the electric pony carriage." The frugal queen mother discovered a new idea to live a smart life.

"Then is this still called an electric pony car?"

"Little dragon car."

"How about you turn into a little fire bird and fly in front, pull us away, and call it Fengnian?" Liu Changan remembered the word "dragon chariot and phoenix chariot".

"I won't become a little fire bird. I'm just a queen mother who doesn't have much strength, can't run fast, and can't fly." Shangguan Dandan leaned in Liu Changan's arms, looking back vigilantly. She must be careful that he never said anything casually. Turned into practice, framed the Queen Mother to pull a cart for him.

The scarf was wrapped around her neck and tangled with her hair. Her whole body felt soft and soft. The roots of her ears were exposed and turned pink and tender under the evening wind. The beautiful girl had a serious and alert expression, pondering Not knowing what was going on in her mind, Liu Changan knocked his chin on the top of her head after glancing at the clear and quiet eyes that seemed like the starry sky was reflected in the lake water.

She was a wonderful young lady with soft, fragrant hair, and a terrible little old lady.

Shangguan's cheeks puffed up, he raised his head vigorously, twisted his neck back and forth, yelled twice, but couldn't get rid of Liu Changan's head, so he followed suit and put his chin on top of Zhou Dongdong's head.

Originally, it was just a beautiful scene, but now the heads of the three of them are sticking together one by one, looking really stupid, Liu Changan quickly moved away.

Encountered a traffic light ahead, Liu Changan pulled over and stopped, and saw Qin Zisi sitting in a car from the Public Security Department next to him.

Liu Changan nodded to her to show his friendliness.

Qin Zisi couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and then nodded, but it was dark at this time, and there was a wide green belt between the motorway and the non-motorized road, and she was in the rightmost lane, tens of meters away from each other. A casual glance recognized her.

It's not that Qin Zisi just discovered Liu Changan. In fact, she followed Liu Changan's electric car for hundreds of meters and kept staring at him. That's why she immediately felt that he was nodding to her.

Everyone was going to Hexi, Liu Changan suspected that Qin Zisi was going to investigate near the women's health club, and the charcoal grilled beef restaurant he was going to was in another direction.

After passing the traffic light, each went their own way. Shangguan Dandan suddenly sang Zhou Huajian's song: "The heart of a flower is hidden in the pistil, so you miss the flowering period in vain. Your heart forgets the season, and it is never easy for people to understand. , why don't you hold my hand..."

Liu Chang'an knew that she was singing to mock him obviously, because the name of the song was "Flower Heart".

"That's the younger sister of your beloved daughter-in-law, Yaya. You came to visit this morning when you were distributing leaflets." Liu Changan explained, lest she make a script of such a small gesture of nodding between Liu Changan and Qin Zisi. Acting for her goddaughter and daughter-in-law or something.

"It's not bad for her height, her figure is not bad, she's not bad, but I don't know if it's good to have a baby. But you have to restrain yourself, after all, Xiao Zhongqing and Fang Fang are still queuing up, and you can't even give them the qualifications for queuing up." Shangguan Dandan Serious reminder.

Ok?Bai Fen was brought forward by her from the queuing sequence?Liu Chang'an was a little vigilant, since Bai Hui was moved ahead of her in the queue, it meant that she had already regarded Bai Hui as her daughter-in-law or something, then she might help Bai Hui a little bit in designing Liu Chang'an's actions, so she had to guard against it. .

Liu Changan stopped answering her words.

As for what she said about not being able to qualify for the queue, this should be told to herself... Once Qin Zisi gives her some benefits, Shangguan Dandan will forget what she said today, and then the queue will become what "Xiao Zhongqing" Fangfang and Sisi".

When Liu Changan mentioned what she said today, she would probably just rub her ears and pretend that she didn't hear what Liu Changan said.

Of course, no matter how she accepts her daughter-in-law and how she queues up, it's just her business, and it doesn't represent Liu Changan's wishes at all.

"We have to queue up to eat later?" Zhou Dongdong touched his belly with some worry, it was not round anymore, so he had to pack some delicious food in quickly.

"No, only disaster victims and beggars line up to wait for alms. You see, those who are queuing up in front of the store are all beggars, as if they have never eaten in previous lives." Shangguan Dandan pointed to a "net celebrity shop" on the street The people who lined up in front came to a conclusion based on the experience of ancient and modern times.

Liu Changan nodded in admiration, the Empress Dowager had insight.

Riding slowly, chatting, we will arrive soon.

This is a building similar to Yongding Tulou. The three-story tulou in the outer circle is a huge hot pot city. The inner circle is the destination of this trip, the carbon fire barbecue beef restaurant, and there is a private restaurant on the innermost floor.

This is the first time for Liu Changan to see such earthen buildings in Junsha. The well-known concentration of earthen buildings is in southern Fujian. It is said that they have been photographed by spy satellites and are considered to be mysterious flying objects or military facilities, attracting many intelligence personnel to spy on them. .

Such tulou can indeed be used for military purposes, and the people who live in it have a closer relationship with neighbors than ordinary villages.

The year before last, there seemed to be a very popular cartoon that made the Tulou attract attention again and brought more income to the local people, which was a good thing. As for that cartoon, Liu Changan didn't bother to watch it.

People who are engaged in the creation of film and television literature, it is better to tell stories and be creative. Don’t try to incorporate any ideological content... You are not worthy, a great working people who have received dragon slaying skills and ideological and political education during the compulsory education stage Talking about thinking, reflection, and depth in front of you, most people are not qualified at all.

Liu Changan found a place to park, and Shangguan Dandan immediately took out the big lock from under the seat cushion, locked it carefully, and finally hung a small plastic lock... This is Shangguan Dandan's hardest fixed asset , it is more expensive than a vending machine, and it must not be stolen.

"I think my Han country is vast, but there is no emperor who can patrol the world. One day, I will ride this electric pony carriage, and I will take a look at the ends of the world at this moment, east, west, north, and south." Shangguan Dan Dan said vigorously.

"Your electric pony car has a cruising range of only 100 kilometers." Liu Changan kindly reminded her, in case the queen mother just started to tour the world, the electric pony cart ran to Loudi, Liuyang, Hengyang and other places without power, so she could only push the electric pony cart walked back.

Alas... Actually, there is no need to remind her, anyway, if she encounters such a situation, her gang of goddaughters and daughters-in-law will try their best to get back the stupid queen mother and the dead electric carriage.

"What does that matter? If I want to patrol the world, I will naturally take you with me. Without you, I dare not go anywhere!" Shangguan Dandan insisted on going his own way, as if he didn't listen to advice at all.

"So...your plan is, if the battery is out, just let me keep pedaling?"

"Ah."

"Good plan, you think I'm your donkey?"

"Little dragon car."

"You pull it yourself."

"Oh... Lu Sien and I will pull together!" In this kind of matter, Zhou Dongdong always volunteered. As for the matter of pulling sheep dung balls and overturning the car, he had already forgotten.