I'm really immortal

"Then he punched me, and I turned into a charcoal-roasted whole lamb?" Xiao Yang imagined the scene of being beaten, and it seemed that his father's usual cruel and tyrannical appearance was just pretending, but in fact he loved Baa Baa so much. But he showed mercy.

"An ordinary Pippi shrimp can smash a glass fish tank with a small fist, causing the water to ionize at high temperature to generate sparks. The giant Pippi shrimp transformed by your father can make full use of the biological structure of Pippi shrimp. Yes Said it was Pippi Shrimp's punch, and the sword fairy would be wiped out." Su Mei frightened the lamb, "You always say what kind of fairy you are, fairy sheep, don't think that you are invincible with the word fairy."

"Give it a try, can you become a Pippi Shrimp?" Liu Changan said to the lamb.

"No!" The lamb bounced around in circles, and then tried to climb up Pippi Shrimp's back, "I've seen pictures on the Internet, and everyone used Pippi Shrimp as a mount, and I also To ride Pipi Shrimp."

Liu Changan turned into a Pippi Shrimp, just to teach it some useful transformations, not to use it as a mount to play with, and to roll over with a few tentacles as soon as he turned his head.

"Meh...itches me to death...haha..."

Chi Yu saw the family of three quarrelling, completely treating him as air, backing away slowly, careful not to make a sound, the soles of his feet felt wet, and the cold water flooded his heels, Chi Yu burst out of strength suddenly, and shot into the water, The body dived quickly and directly entered the dark and lightless underground waterway.

The water splashed in all directions without a trace, the lamb rushed forward a few steps, and then stopped with all four hooves together on the ground. Although the possibility was very small, what if the guy really stretched out his hand from the water and dragged it in? What to do?

"I'll come as soon as I go." After Pippi Shrimp finished speaking, he jumped forward and followed him into the underground waterway.

Only then did Xiao Yang go to the water's edge for a few more glances, then came back and said to Su Mei: "Mom, did today's parent-child activities make you feel that the relationship between husband and wife has been greatly enhanced?"

"You call this a parent-child activity?" Su Mei had a serious face. Fortunately, the little mutton skewers were so heartless that they were almost taken away as blood slaves, but they didn't seem to have left any psychological shadow.

"Mom, I should have told you that the typical feature of mental decline is that you can't grasp the key points. For example, the bar is like this... Baa, don't hit me on the head, I won't be witty after a while." Xiao Yang He lowered his head and pressed his mother's knee, and then said, "In short, I will create more opportunities in the future so that you can act together."

"You'd better not create such an opportunity. If something happens to you, I'm afraid he will let me go back to Antarctica immediately." Su Mei didn't hit it on the head again, but pressed it lightly, and said angrily.

Not only is the lamb not afraid, but proud of the sheep. It remembered a movie it had seen before called "Taken", which also told the story of an old man whose daughter was taken away and the old man killed all directions, just like himself The bad old man came to save himself today.

"In short, the more he loves me, the more stable your position will be. You have to know that love and love are not so important when people reach middle age. They are tired of sticking around all day long. That's something young people like to do, no matter how many Longjing Hufly is by his side, as long as I, you, and him form a unique sense of family, then other women can only be regarded as outsiders.” Xiao Yang concluded, “Look, many men cheat and raise mistresses nowadays. , but it is not so easy to force him to divorce."

Even though it sounds a bit uncomfortable, Su Mei still has to admit that what the mutton skewers say makes sense, and it is basically impossible to separate him from other women in the current situation.

Especially through the synthesis of various information, Zhou Shuling used this strategy. Except for occasionally spending the night with An Nuan and Qin Yanan, Liu Changan usually returned home——Zhou Shuling used Zhou Dongdong to create a small family atmosphere. The effect that the lamb said was realized.

"Hmph, I think you are a counterproductive person, causing trouble every day, smoking from the top of his head when he is so angry, he will send you to the South Pole sooner or later, and really make you look like an Antarctic person." Su Mei still refused to admit it, If you really want to show that it takes its words seriously, then it won't go to heaven in the future?

"If I'm sent to Antarctica, I'll organize the penguins and dinosaurs in Antarctica to attack the scientific research stations of various countries. Of course, the focus is to capture the Russian East Station. When I went there to play, the Russians followed I said that they built the Dongfang Station for the purpose of the Dongfang Lake under the nearby ice cap, and there were aircrafts of prehistoric civilization in it. After I laid down the Dongfang Station, I used their equipment to capture the aircraft of prehistoric civilization, and then carved on the surface of the aircraft: Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate—six big characters." Xiao Yang said with great anticipation.

"You did this just to engrave characters on the aircraft of prehistoric civilization? Kyushu Fengleijianmen—why don't you engrave a Zhu Juntang to visit here?" Su Mei sneered. As sponsors of many scientific research projects, Su Mei and Zhu Juntang is often invited to some mysterious and interesting places.

There are several lakes under the Antarctic ice sheet that have been frozen for countless years. Several countries occupy them in the name of scientific research. The Russian enclosure has the largest area of ​​Dongfang Lake. It was once beaten through the ice sheet to the lake that has been closed for countless years. Many ancient bacteria, and then the passages pierced were re-sealed-the reason is to protect the ecosystem in the lake.

Outsiders have no way of knowing what the reason is, and Su Mei is not interested, because she has found the ancient ruins under the ice sheet herself, which is far more valuable for research than the subglacial lakes owned by those countries.

Zhu Juntang only knows that Su Mei has a base in Antarctica and dinosaurs, but has not yet come into contact with the core secrets related to ancient civilizations, so Zhu Juntang still thinks that Dongfang Lake is the most mysterious place.

As for the aircraft of prehistoric civilization in the lake, either the Russians were talking nonsense to her, or she imagined it herself.

The latter is more likely. Anyway, Zhu Juntang often made up nonsense by herself, and did not deceive others. In the end, she herself took it seriously.

"When so-and-so came here for a visit, he seemed unqualified and uncivilized. The bad old man saw it, and he might take the opportunity to scold me again." Xiao Yang keenly discovered that his mother was trying to frame him, and his parents were like this. When the sheep had an accident, he came to rescue people in a hurry, and when he found that the lamb was fine, he wanted to find something to torture it.

At this time, there was a splash of water, and the colorful Pippi shrimp came out of the pool. Its jaws and feet had changed from the shape of a fist to the more common piercing sickle shape, and there was a lifeless Chiyou hanging from it.

"I thought about it, it would be too cheap to kill him directly. I decided to bring him back to Shangguan Dandan to eat." Pippi Xia threw Chi Yu to the ground.

Chi Yu obviously didn't die, he struggled a few times and then fell to the ground, his wet hair was scattered on his face, and his bulging eyes showed a bit of resentment that he would not rest in peace even if he died now, "You...why are you so familiar with this place? waterways!"

Chi Yu was fully sure to use the complicated underground waterway to get rid of the other party's pursuit. How did he know that he turned around and confidently entered the endless deep underground pool, sank a full thousand meters, but was still transformed The guy who was in a strange shape and might be called Xia Crawler was found.

"Did you know that along the direction you escaped just now, if you walk through the cave for tens of kilometers, you will find a boundless underground lake. At the bottom of the lake without a trace of light, there is a bronze coffin sunk inside. Gold." Pippi Xia felt a little emotional, and glanced sideways at Chi Yu, "I haven't been here for a long time, and I'm still familiar with you."

Chi Yu spat out a mouthful of thick blood.

"What do you mean by handing him over to Shangguan Dandan?" Su Mei narrowed her eyes slightly. She had always been afraid of Shangguan Dandan, and all she knew about Shangguan Dandan was from Zhu Juntang, and Zhu Juntang could The information provided is often incomplete and it is very difficult to extract useful and corroborative information.

"Shangguan Dandan is very restrained against extraordinary creatures. Some of the strange beasts in front of her are at the level of the meat buns she likes to eat. To be precise, she doesn't call them eating, but absorbs the flesh and blood of all creatures." Pi Pi Xia glanced at Su Mei, "Anyway, don't provoke Shangguan Dandan. So many people like to hang around Shangguan Dandan, it's not just because she looks cuter."

"Cute! Dandan is cute! Baabaa is cute too!" Xiao Yang said, shaking his head. In fact, it's not what his father said. Dandan likes to play with her because he is super cute. As for treating Dandan as a thigh, That's just incidental.

Su Mei was silent and thought deeply, she and Shangguan Dandan didn't have any deep hatred, but the first contact was quite unpleasant, now she wants to pull her face down and try to please Shangguan Dandan like other women, Su Mei feels that she has done it... Pai Zhong It's fine if Qing is on the horse, and there is a lamb here, Shangguan Dandan will not be sympathetic and say no to targeting Su Mei.

Let the river water not violate the river water.

What Su Mei is most curious about is Shangguan Dandan's real identity and ability, but since he has warned her like this, Su Mei will not be really stupid to provoke her.

Liu Chang'an grabbed Chi Yu and let Xiao Yang walk in the middle, while Su Mei left the cave behind.

This time, the flagship of Xiaoyang's helicopter fleet also followed. The cabin area of ​​more than a dozen square meters was divided into a bedroom. It restored the appearance of Zhu Juntang inside, changed its clothes, and left with the nightmare armor. come out.

The white three-layer gauze tutu skirt is lined with soft material to create the shape of clouds. It feels like wind and clouds when you walk around. There is a big bow hanging on the back of the slender waist, and there is a bamboo gentleman on the head. Tang's favorite diamond crown twirled around in front of his parents.

When Liu Changan transformed, he didn't damage his clothes. Instead, he wrapped them in the shell of the pippi shrimp and hid them. When he regained his human form, the clothes would naturally fit on his body again. This is a brilliant transformation technique, even the Hulk You can keep the big underpants well every time you transform. Of course, Liu Changan will not be naked every time he transforms.

"Look, the Nightmare Armor worn by the lamb is so small and cute." Zhu Juntang took the Nightmare Armor and tried to recommend it to Liu Changan, "Don't you want to become a big fairy sheep, put on the Nightmare Armor, and Xiao Yang?" Are the fairy sheep playing together?"

"There's nothing wrong with my brain." Liu Changan refused without hesitation, he didn't even want to become a great fairy sheep, let alone a great fairy sheep wearing some kind of nightmare armor.

"Mom is wearing it!" Zhu Juntang pointed at the black battle armor on Su Mei's body. Su Mei's clothes were indeed completely damaged. Fortunately, her black battle armor was warm in winter and cool in summer, and could withstand all kinds of harsh environments. The most important thing is that it is practical and beautiful. If it is too ugly, it is impossible to wear it in front of Liu Changan all the time.

"Is the armor on her body comparable to the one in your hand?" The nightmare armor in Zhu Juntang's hand is like a pet product. Liu Changan is the king of super beings, how could he downgrade himself to a pet? treatment?

Zhu Juntang knelt in front of Liu Changan, threw himself into his arms, raised his hands and hung them on his shoulders, raised his head and howled: "Put it on and take me to the rough pills and the rough pills and the rough pills and the pills!"

Liu Changan ignored him, leaned back and closed his eyes to rest his mind.

Zhu Juntang sniffed, then turned to look at Su Mei.

"I won't become a sheep." Su Mei refused without hesitation.

Zhu Juntang was still kneeling between Liu Changan's legs, clasped his hands in front of his chest and sulked, looking for someone to become a baa-baa and wear a nightmare armor together, why is it so difficult for him to baa-baa?

Of course, the ideal would be for Liu Changan to become the Great Immortal Sheep and bring the little Immortal Sheep to fight majestically in the Nightmare Armor. It seems that he still has to step up his plan to become the master of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect, and then he will become his own. The subordinates must obey the orders of the sect master, even the retired sect master is no exception.

It was already midnight when we returned to the Baojun Group Resort Center at the Nanshan Ranch. The resort center was brightly lit, and there were bakers walking around everywhere. There was news from the front that the rescue operation was a complete success. Zhongqing, Bai Hui and others breathed a sigh of relief. Waiting for the search and rescue team to return.

After a while, the helicopter fleet landed on the flat lawn behind. Seeing everyone cheering and cheering around Zhu Juntang, Zhang Xinhan, who was following Su Mei, couldn't help being at a loss. Aren't you going to rescue the sheep?

Where are the sheep?

Chapter 34 The Power of Baa

Zhang Xinhan didn't have Zhu Juntang's itinerary, neither did he know when Zhu Juntang came to Nanshan Ranch, nor when Zhu Juntang followed the search and rescue team. In short, since he came to Junsha, Zhang Xinhan felt that he was from the third wife. Celebrities became outsiders.

In the past few days, Zhang Xinhan has been chatting with another senior assistant, Hu Qiong who stayed on Taiwan Island, and talked about many doubts in her heart. Hu Qiong was also at a loss, but reminded Zhang Xinhan that it is very likely that the third wife's focus in the future is true. If Zhang Xinhan wants to stay with the third wife, he must work harder to get familiar with Junsha's affairs, especially the third wife and third miss's interpersonal circle in Junsha.

There is no doubt that the most worthy of attention in Junsha's current interpersonal circle are Mr. Liu Jianshe yesterday and Liu Changan in front of him.

At this time, the hustle and bustle of the whole team returning after the search and rescue was completed, Zhang Xinhan glanced over and saw Zhu Juntang moved a small stool and placed it behind Liu Changan. Make a pigtail.

Liu Changan was obviously not happy, but he didn't get rid of her either. It was obvious that a beautiful girl with a plump figure and affection in her eyes, who looked at him like looking at an Hermes bag, was far more attractive than a mischievous young lady.

He was chatting with Bai Hui in front of him——Zhang Xinhan had some impressions of Bai Hui, except that she was Zhu Juntang's friend and Zhong Qing's cousin, the most important thing was that the girl's puberty development ability was concentrated in the wrong place. In other places, girls have too much saturated fatty acid in their breasts, and there will be too little unsaturated fatty acids such as linoleic acid, linolenic acid, and DHA in their brains. When they grow up, eating a whale may not be able to make up for it.

The breasts haven't grown well, there are plenty of ways in the future, even if you make a fake breast, as long as it's not too exaggerated, it's still beautiful and generous, but the brain can't be fake.

Whether the breasts are good or not can only be found by opening the clothes, and whether the brain is good or not can be seen without lifting the cover of the sky.

"Now that I think about it carefully, when I was a child, uncles and aunts I didn't know would always buy me sweets. It was really a dangerous thing." Bai Hui was talking about her childhood past that she might have come into contact with human traffickers, looking at Liu Chang'an with lingering fear. , I want to see if he will show a little worried look when he hears this.

"Well, you were able to escape from so many possible human traffickers, you must have been very witty and brave when you were a child. No, you are also witty and brave now." Liu Changan affirmed Bai Hui.

Bai Hui raised her head and looked suspiciously at his familiar face. There was always a slight contemptuous smile on this face, just like when he used to mock Bai Hui and Miao Yingying when he was with Gao Dewei. smile.

The word witty and brave, he often used to describe Zhu Juntang and Zhou Dongdong, made Bai Hui gradually waver in this word, is this really a commendatory word?Most likely, it is the same as "fairy", which is a word he uses to curse people.

"Nor...not at all, what I mean is that I was especially attractive to people since I was a child." Bai Hui talked about her real situation a little embarrassedly, "After all, parents and teachers have been able to educate since childhood. If I give you candies, run away or yell for help. I only eat them when uncles and aunts I know give them candies.”

"Acquaintances are better off. In many population cases, acquaintances are the ones." Liu Changan nodded. Many people can grow up safely because they are lucky.

After all, the life of many people is all about luck, and has nothing to do with ability, hard work, or struggle.

Seeing Bai Hui's vigilant expression suddenly, probably remembering which acquaintance was suspected of committing the crime, Liu Changan sighed softly, the chance of Bai Hui being killed by an acquaintance now may be much higher than when he was a child.

Fortunately, Bai Hui is also a clean and self-respecting girl, and she doesn't like to run around. She is usually at school or in her studio, or at home, and she doesn't go to places like bars—not that she goes to The girls in the bar are just like that, but alcohol will make people more impulsive and brew more crimes.

"I remembered that when I was young, an uncle often came to my house and bought me candy, toys, dolls and clothes. My father told me behind his back that he was a human trafficker and told me not to take his things." Bai Hui said recalling.

Liu Changan smiled meaningfully.

"why are you laughing?"

"It can't be a real human trafficker. If it is a real human trafficker, can you still come to the door frequently? Unless you are not your own, your father wants to take this opportunity to sell you for money to play mahjong." Liu Changan analyzed.

"Of course I am my own!"

"This person must have a bad relationship with your father, and he often comes to the door, so he is here for your mother. Your mother has a good figure and appearance, and she must have been a romantic person when she was young. Since your father didn't beat this person badly If you dare to come to the door, you will definitely quarrel with your mother." Liu Changan thought about it, and it should be like this.

But Bai Hui felt incredible and was dumbfounded: "How did you know! Then my father and my mother had a big fight, and my mother lost all the things that person brought... I remember being very sad at that time, because there was a I like the doll very much, and my dad bought me another one."

"Affection between men and women, family marriage, there is actually no new twist, so there are so many family ethics dramas, and only little old ladies and daughters-in-law who don't know much like to watch them. A man with rich experience like me will naturally know when there is trouble. It's the rabbit rising and the falcon falling." Liu Chang'an said knowledgeably.

"Bragging again!" Even though he didn't think he was bragging, but seeing him talk about how powerful he was in a calm manner, Bai Hui wanted to piss him off... If no one else was around, just hit him and let him know that she also Great!

"Liu Chang'an, have you ever heard of a saying?" Zhu Juntang, who helped Liu Chang'an tie up his pigtail, jumped off the stool, proudly taking the exam on Liu Chang'an.

"What proverb?" Bai Hui bouncingly asked for Liu Chang'an.

"Grab the braid."

"What kind of slang is catching pigtails? It's just a word at most." Liu Changan frowned.

"In short, it means that if your pigtails are caught, you will be controlled by others, and you must obey others. I will grab your pigtails now, and from now on, you will be my walking dead, and you must obey " Zhu Juntang used a newly-learned common phrase in Northeast Bank, "obedience", and his aura suddenly increased, as if he was Liu Neng who was going to deal with Xie Guangkun.

"But didn't you tie this little braid for him yourself?" Bai Hui didn't quite understand Zhu Juntang's logic and reasons, and Zhu Juntang's righteousness supported by fallacies and heresies.

"Why do you bother with her?" Liu Chang'an said to Bai Hui indifferently, "Does she really need a sufficient and correct reason for doing some messy things and saying some unreasonable words? She just needs to make up a reason casually, and she will be justified. "

"Baa! That's it." Zhu Juntang asked strangely, "Is there a problem?"

"But...Xiaotang, I think if you can really control Liu Changan, you should keep him close at hand recently, lest you be taken away again." After Zhu Juntang was found, he was still as confused as usual, which made him Bai Hui was a little worried, afraid that she would be taken away if she didn't raise her vigilance.

Zhu Juntang frowned and thought for a while, and immediately felt that this couldn't be done. Bai Hui is simply a pig-headed soldier, and this idea is too stupid, "If he stays with me, he will definitely let me study seventeen or eight hours a day, no, 24 Hour!"

Liu Changan snorted coldly, exactly what he meant.

"To protect myself, in fact, the main thing is to strengthen my own strength. From now on, I will actively practice until I am invincible!"

After Zhu Juntang finished speaking, he began to pat Liu Changan on the back.

Liu Chang'an still stood still. Anyway, in her so-called active practice, if she can last for 3 minutes, it is considered hard work.

"How can you practice kung fu like this?" Bai Hui has seen some children. After watching martial arts TV series, they often pester adults to practice kung fu, just like Zhu Juntang.

"You don't understand, as long as I blow Liu Changan into the air, it means that the practice has achieved results." Zhu Juntang explained to Bai Hui while indulging in the positive feeling of self-discipline, diligence, hard work, and hard work.

Bai Hui stood by and watched. Liu Changan was tall and straight, and when Zhu Juntang slapped him, he also remained awe-inspiring. The feedback sound of strong muscles in the back is not as crisp as slapping on fat.

"I want to practice too!" Bai Hui bit her lip, walked up to Liu Changan, and looked at Liu Changan eagerly.

"Let's practice." Liu Chang'an didn't care, Zhu Juntang still had some potential, Bai Hui was a complete waste, his whole body was full of high-quality and reasonably distributed fat, and he was useless in fighting and power explosion.

Bai Hui patted Liu Changan.

Liu Changan closed his eyes and rested his mind.

Seeing that Zhu Juntang was slapping vigorously and casually, Bai Hui followed suit, patted his shoulders, it was so firm!

Pat the chest, ah, is this the boy's chest muscles?Why does it feel bulging and a little elastic, like shooting a basketball?

Pat the lower abdomen, hey, I remember that Liu Chang'an High School didn't seem to have this figure. At that time, he was more like an ordinary boy who didn't exercise regularly. Now he has abs, and this piece must be abs!

"Are you practicing?" Liu Chang'an couldn't bear it anymore and said, this is completely different from Zhu Juntang's slapping style of practice, Bai Hui is just touching his body with his small hands, which belongs to the aboveboard mopping.

"Ah!" Bai Hui came back to her senses, looked at him with blushing cheeks, and got carried away... Who, who made him look so good, how could she be blamed?Bai Hui quickly hit him hard, turned around and wanted to run away.

At this moment, Liu Chang'an felt an unmatched impact like a divine beast coming out of the cage, and his body immediately slammed into the white fennel in front of him!

Chapter 35 Liu Changan's First Defeat

When Zhu Juntang and Bai Hui started patting Liu Chang'an, Zhang Xinhan came behind Su Mei and Zhong Qing, only to hear Su Meizheng's mouth slightly curled up, and her voice was neither salty nor weak, "You little cousin, you really know how to play!" .”

"Liu Chang'an's body is beautiful in the world. It's understandable for a little girl to feel it for the first time." Zhong Qing said with a smile.

"I saw her and Liu Chang'an at Gao Dewei's house. At that time, she was about to dance on that kind of rickety boat, and she fell into the water. When she fell into the water, she would naturally get wet. Liu Chang'an rescued her. Drowning His appearance is also just right." Su Mei's memory is still fresh, every time she sees Bai Hui, she seems to recall such a scene.

Probably because when Su Mei was still Miss Su, she fell into the water in Nanmei Garden and caught wind and cold. When he came back from Argentina, he didn’t recover, which made him feel sorry for him (Volume 196, [-] chapter).

At that time, he chose to catch the wind and cold in Nanmei Garden after calculating the schedule of his return. He also thought that this kind of falling into the water happened too early, and he would probably be in good health when he came back.

If he fell into the water just a few days before his return, it would be too deliberate, which would inevitably make him see his intentions, as if he couldn't wait for him to be the first one to come and see him after getting off the boat, so he had to think about it for a while.

Thinking about it now, this kind of thinking should have never happened at the time, it was just a blurred memory. It happened more than a hundred years ago, and I don’t remember if it happened. Who can forcefully prove that she also did this kind of thing back then?

Miss Su's falling into the water in Nanmei Garden was purely accidental.