I'm really immortal
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"You mean, Bai Hui did it on purpose at the time? It shouldn't be so, how old is a little girl, can she think of so many routines, so she can't be a natural little vixen? What happened last year, my girl, she should just think about it." Show off your talent in front of your sweetheart, not the bitch-like way of a thousand-layer routine." Zhongqing disagreed.
Bai Fen is her cousin, of course Zhong Qing has to speak for Bai Fen, and from Zhong Qing's point of view, if Bai Fen really has so many tricks, why would he hesitate like she is now, unable to think about it?
"Third Madam, your complexion doesn't look very good. Are you feeling a little unwell?" Zhang Xinhan asked with concern when she saw Su Mei's face turning pale and red from the side.
I think it was because I was worried and worried all the way, I was busy all the way, and now I relax and feel a little uncomfortable.
"Meh!"
At this time, Zhu Juntang screamed, and Zhang Xinhan saw that Liu Changan was slapped flying by Zhu Juntang's palm. Liu Changan seemed to be twisted and deformed when he hit Baifen's body, and then he hugged Baifen and was thrown out by the inertial impact. The wall was gone.
"Meh! Mom!"
Zhu Juntang looked up at Su Mei, pointed at the direction where Liu Changan and Bai Hui disappeared, and shouted loudly. After calling his mother, he didn't care about his mother's reaction, and hurried to the wall, in case he was too If you are strong, what should you do if you give your father to the shark?
"What's going on?" Zhang Xinhan looked horrified, how did Miss San become so powerful?With this slap, Liu Changan is still alive?Even Baifen's life is hanging by a thread!
She hurriedly turned her head, but found that Su Mei and Zhongqing didn't have any panicked expressions.
"You see, this situation is purely accidental. It can't be that the third lady and Bai Hui colluded." Of course Zhongqing would not panic. According to the usual bragging and discussion of the bakers, even an RPG hit Liu Changan's back is fine.
Su Mei waved her hands expressionlessly, motioning for Zhongqing to come over.
"Xiao Zhongqing, you made a big mistake today, I will let Liu Changan beat you with a whip when I find a chance." Su Mei said softly.
Zhongqing trembled, his cheeks were dizzy, his eyes were shy, seeing Zhang Xinhan's suspicious look, he turned his head away quickly.
Liu Changan and Bai Fen fell in the tea garden outside the wall. It was the time when the temperature in spring was moderate and the rainfall was abundant. The tea trees that had recuperated in winter were growing good tea leaves.
I saw that the tea buds were plump, emerald green in color, and the leaves were soft, just like the white fennel in Liu Changan's arms, fresh and tender with a slight fragrance.
"Swollen...swollen...why does it look like that! What's going on?" Bai Hui was taken aback, stuttering as if she had bitten her tongue, and firmly grasping Liu Changan's collar with both hands.
"Zhu Juntang sent us flying with one palm." Liu Changan said with relief.
It seems that after she was captured, she was more or less stimulated, or activated some potentials. The power that erupted from the palm just now finally looked like an extraordinary creature, ten times stronger than when she erupted for the first time. More than double.
"Is Xiaotang also a martial arts master?" Bai Hui asked with lingering fear. She knew that Liu Changan was a martial arts master, but she didn't expect that Zhu Juntang was also a martial arts master... But it's not surprising, Zhu Juntang has so many masters around him, and yet So smart, you should be able to learn it casually.
"She is a low hand in martial arts. Now it is just like when Duan Yu just learned the Six Meridians Excalibur. The kung fu is sometimes ineffective." Liu Changan knew that Zhu Juntang would definitely not be able to retract and release freely. When will he be able to unleash his true strength? , she is not sure, but at least she has made progress.
"It turns out that's the case, then you still have to be careful, don't be too careless, and be careful of being killed by her." Bai Hui nodded, thinking that Zhu Juntang was probably like a child who just learned to clench his fist to hit people, with every fist in his hand. It's serious, sometimes it's obviously a two or three-year-old child, and it hurts to beat someone.
"That's not enough." Liu Changan looked down at Bai Hui whose chest was still heaving with fear, "Can I let go?"
"Ah..." Bai Hui just wanted to say "It's ok", but her cheeks were flushed, but she let go of Liu Changan's collar and reached out to hug Liu Changan's neck. , in this case, the heroine always puts her arms around the neck of the hero, but I grabbed your collar?"
Liu Chang'an pondered for a while and came to a conclusion, "Maybe you are indeed the heroine, but I'm just the male supporting role."
In TV dramas, the heroine often has such ambiguous scenes with the male partner, but the audience is used to it. If it appears in a novel, the author will be scolded to death.
"Hey, every girl thinks that she is the heroine, but slowly they realize that if they can play a supporting role, it would be nice to have a little part in the show." Bai Hui snorted, and finally closed her hands, hugging Liu Changan forcefully His neck, his cheeks, his neck, the breath of his breath, closer than ever.
"Liu Changan! Baifen!"
At this time, Zhu Juntang's voice sounded from behind, Bai Hui quickly restrained her impulse, jumped out of Liu Changan's arms in a hurry, her skirt was hanging on a clump of tea trees, she stretched out her hand to pull it, she felt her legs were pulled a little by the branches and leaves It was a little itchy, but I didn't care.
"Are you all right?" Zhu Juntang hurriedly ran to Liu Changan and Bai Hui.
"It's okay." Liu Changan nodded in relief, at least he knew he cared about others.
Zhu Juntang walked behind Liu Changan, lifted his clothes, stretched out his hand and scratched his paws on his back a few times, but found no signs of body sags, mutilated limbs, broken bones and dislocations, and finally he was relieved.
"I'm too powerful, so powerful that it's almost ferocious." Zhu Juntang was terrified, "I'm simply the most ferocious thing in this universe. I almost killed...killed...his father with one palm."
Zhu Juntang originally wanted to talk about patricide, but those noble royal families and wealthy families in ancient times all paid attention to taboos. Liu Changan had the throne to leave to Liu Yuchen, and the position of head of the sect to Zhu Juntang. As for identity, it's better to be more particular.
What's more, talking about "killing the father" can easily cause Bai Fen to have a strange feeling. Although Bai Fen is easy to fool, it is better to have one thing more than one thing, so that in the future, when the bad old man plays with the little white pig, the little white pig will also learn from Ling Simiao Thinking, how bad it would be to sip "Daddy" in a dainty way!
"Fenhui, you haven't been crushed, have you?" Zhu Juntang stretched out his hand to touch Baifen again. Fortunately... Zhu Juntang will still be able to fall asleep with the bear on his pillow in the future.
"How could it be!" Bai Hui shyly opened Zhu Juntang's hand.
"I will erect a monument in this tea garden in the future." Zhu Juntang looked around and said vigorously.
"Why did you erect a monument?" Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang suspiciously, as long as Zhu Juntang came up with some novel ideas in his life, Liu Changan would feel unstable.
"Do you understand history?"
"I don't understand." Liu Changan said coldly.
"Anyone who knows a little about history knows that monuments should be erected for major commemorative events. For example, an advanced fighter jet that shot down the enemy in a key battle should erect a monument. When he came back, Liu Bei set up a stele of breaking the water flow for him on Changbanpo. Yu Ji was besieged by a big snake. Returning to my hometown, looking at the mountains and rivers in peace and beauty." Zhu Juntang quoted scriptures to show that it is necessary to erect a monument for himself.
"Song of the Great Wind" seems to be: when the wind blows, the clouds fly, when the wind rises and the sea returns to its hometown, and the strong warriors guard the four directions." Bai Hui recited the poem in a little confusion, and she should have made no mistakes, but what Zhu Juntang said was serious, Is there another version of "Great Wind Song"?
"It was because Liu Bang saved Concubine Yu and fell in love with her in his heart, but Concubine Yu was snatched away by Xiang Yu, so he made up his mind that he must compete with Xiang Yu for the country. What he thought in his heart was: you want a beauty, and you want a red rabbit horse." If you want it, you also want it? How can such a good thing happen! From then on, the prelude to the struggle between Chu and Han for hegemony unfolded slowly, and the Great Wind Monument witnessed the epic of Qin’s death, Chu’s destruction and Han’s rise.” Zhu Juntang told the historical events passionately.
Liu Changan took a deep breath, and he pulled out the tea tree he was holding. Just thinking about it, she distorted the historical allusions into a mess, but at least there was still a little drama and interest, which was better than other people's children who would only take tea. It's better to write poetry with shit!
Thinking of this, he became much calmer, and he didn't even bother to correct Zhu Juntang. Xiang Yu's horse is a black horse, an excellent military breed of Hequ horse, a real famous horse, and the red rabbit horse is just a novelist's fiction.
Bai Hui tilted her head to look at Zhu Juntang. Although she also knew that Zhu Juntang's historical knowledge was mixed together, it sounded like the same thing. Girls like this kind of story mixed with a love triangle.
"Then what do you set up a monument to commemorate?" Bai Hui pulled up her skirt, scratched the itch on her leg calmly, and asked casually.
"To commemorate my defeat of Liu Chang'an, he had to pass on to me the position of master of Fenglei Sword Gate of Nine Provinces." Zhu Juntang said majestically with his hands on his hips.
"When did I get defeated by you?"
"Didn't you just fly away with my palm?" Zhu Juntang stretched out his finger, pointing to the distance from the holiday center to the tea garden.
"I'm standing there as a stake for you. At most, you caused me to move a certain distance." Liu Changan sneered.
"As long as you can say that being slapped with a palm has caused a certain distance displacement!" Zhu Juntang cupped his hands in admiration.
"Come on, I'll fight with you to decide the outcome." Liu Chang'an wanted to take the opportunity to beat Zhu Juntang up, anyway, she was annoyed every day, and she felt justified in beating up for nothing.
"No, I won't fight you from now on. As long as I don't make a move, you don't want to win back the defeat. From now on, you will be my defeated opponent."
"you……"
"Ah, I'm so itchy..." Seeing Liu Changan and Zhu Juntang arguing, Bai Hui wanted to laugh, but the itching on her legs became more and more unbearable, itching and stinging.
Chapter 36 The Same Night
Liu Chang'an remembered that women in the past often wore bamboo hats, face scarves, sleeves and sleeves when picking tea.
Among the poisons, the most common one is "Spicy pepper", which is the larva of a gnat moth.
When you touch the peppercorns, it is really swollen. Sometimes it will be a big lump, sometimes it will be intermittent small lumps, depending on the degree and scope of your intimate contact with it.
If it is not dealt with in time, this kind of itching and tingling will make people feel the burning pain, leaving a deep memory imprinted in the soul. Most children born in rural areas have had this experience.
In addition to foreign hot peppers, there are all kinds of poisonous miasma in the tea garden, especially in this tea garden, the old tea leaves have grown to green and black, and the branches and leaves are luxuriant. Obviously, it is only used as a green planting place next to the resort center, and no one prunes it. Tea picking has become a good place for all kinds of poisonous miasma and plague.
Bai Fen pulled up her skirt, her skin was crystal clear and moist in the night, only there was a band-shaped red and swollen area on the inner thigh, extending up to the area where Bai Fen was embarrassed to pull up her skirt again.
"It seems to be ordinary foreign peppers. Foreign peppers can actually be eaten when they are in the winter chrysalis..." Liu Changan didn't take it seriously when he saw Baifen's unkind eyes, but as a normal person with a high EQ, he certainly wouldn't continue talking. The smell of fried moth pupae.
"Didn't you have a medical helicopter coming over?" Bai Hui resisted the itch and didn't scratch, she couldn't reach out and scratch under the skirt in front of Liu Changan, she would die of embarrassment.
Bai Hui had no choice but to say silently, a woman can even endure the pain of giving birth, so what is it to endure the sting of a foreign pepper!
"Okay, if Liu Changan dies, I'll arrange a helicopter to take you back to Junsha for treatment." Zhu Juntang said solemnly, "This looks like skin cancer! I don't want you to die young, our fairy It’s about longevity and heaven.”
Although Zhu Juntang has never seen the symptoms of skin cancer, it is estimated that it is similar. Zhu Juntang has never been stung by insects like this, and he is scared when he looks at it.
"Ah, that's not necessary. What I mean is that there should be some regular medicines on the medical helicopter, just apply something." Bai Hui doesn't want to go back to Junsha tonight, she she...she misses the breakfast in the resort center!Want to have breakfast here tomorrow morning.
"What if I can't do it...do you want me to leave you a last word to let you inherit the position of the master of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate?" Liu Changan knocked Zhu Juntang on the head, "You try to paint her Take some saliva."
"My saliva?" Zhu Juntang rolled her eyes, pointed at herself with her mouth open, and then tilted her head. She said "Liu Changan can't do it" because she wanted Liu Changan to slobber, because she herself was beaten by Liu Changan When the buttocks were swollen, it was healed by Liu Changan's saliva.
But Baifen seems to be a bit serious. I don't know if Liu Changan can do it. If not, we still have to arrange a helicopter to send Baifen back to Junsha for treatment.
After all, we can't let Liu Chang'an bleed out, the noise is too loud, it will scare the naive and ignorant little white pig, when Zhu Juntang went with him to save the vampire, even Zhu Juntang was affected as much as a cold hair.
"Try." Liu Chang'an nodded, he just wanted to see if Zhu Juntang's saliva had the ability to disinfect and heal, if not, he would do it himself.
"How about applying saliva?" Bai Hui stuck out a little tongue, touched it lightly with her finger, and then poked the itchy spot.
It's cool, but it's useless at all!
"You want her to be poisoned by me, and the toxicity will become overwhelming, and then you sneak under her skirt to take the drug?" Zhu Juntang lowered his voice, and smiled knowingly with his back to Bai Hui, "It's you, little Huang Wenli It's all written like that."
Liu Changan took a deep breath, clamped Zhu Juntang's cheek with two fingers, forced her to open her mouth, then took one of her fingers into her own mouth and poked twice, soaked in saliva and then applied it on the The swelling and pain of white fennel.
After smearing it once, and then letting Bai Hui spread the saliva from the swollen and painful area evenly to more places, Liu Changan let go of Zhu Juntang's cheek.
"Old man, I'll fight with you!" Zhu Juntang was furious, and punched and kicked Liu Chang'an a few times, then jumped on his back, tearing his cheeks, ears, and opening his mouth wide Bite Liu Changan's head, wanting him to bleed out.
Liu Changan just paid attention to the swollen place of Baifen, and turned a blind eye to Zhu Juntang's desperate efforts. Anyway, she was often dealt with by him before, and she would bite Liu Changan like this every now and then. Liu Changan was already used to it.
"Hey, Xiaotang, your saliva is more useful than mine, it's not painful or itchy anymore!" Bai Hui said to Zhu Juntang in surprise, the effect was immediate. I remember being pricked by foreign hot peppers when I was a child, even if it was an injection or medicine, it would not hurt. Not going anywhere anytime soon!
Zhu Juntang accidentally put her left foot off Liu Changan's shoulder, and she was about to crush Liu Changan's head with her scissors feet.
"Is it really not painful or itchy anymore?" Zhu Juntang squatted down, took the flash light of his mobile phone and took a look at Baifen's inner thigh, observing carefully.
As a conservative girl, Bai Hui pulled her skirt higher, and Zhu Juntang tried to raise her skirt even higher, so she had to twist her body to avoid Liu Changan's gaze... It's just that he doesn't usually do that, today Why are you staring at her legs?
Does he prefer legs to bears?
Bai Hui suddenly realized, it must be like this, think about what is the biggest characteristic of An Nuan, isn't it long legs?
It seems that I have always thought that I have a very good figure, and I am too confident and blinded my eyes. I always try to seduce him with my greatest strengths. In fact, I am going in the wrong direction.
There will be adjustments in the future... It's nothing, Bai Hui stopped in time, she has no plans to do anything, and she will never deliberately show off her girly legs in front of him.
"It's cool, it feels as if the poison has been expelled, and it's very comfortable...Look, the swelling is visible to the naked eye!" Bai Hui bent down and said to Zhu Juntang in surprise.
Zhu Juntang put away his mobile phone, and pinched his chin in disbelief. Next time, he wanted to stick some beard on his chin, so as to make himself think more like the witty Zhuge Liang.
"There really is a reason for you to be the head of the Fenglei Sword Gate of Kyushu." Zhu Juntang faced Liu Chang'an with an expression of appreciation.
"The only reason why I can sit on the position of the master of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate is because I founded the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate." Liu Changan did not appreciate Zhu Juntang's self-righteousness, and explained in a flat tone.
"When everyone can only think of conventional treatment methods, you make full use of everything around you and think of the method of fighting poison with poison, using my bleat poison to neutralize the severe poison in white fennel." Zhu Juntang folded his arms and admired Liu Chang'an couldn't help being vigilant secretly. It really wasn't an easy matter for him to replace Liu Chang'an as the head of the sect. His father seemed lewd and cruel, but he had real skills after all. He wanted to be in the top position, and he still had to work hard to improve in the future. Do it yourself.
"Your mother told you not to mention any more poison." Liu Changan was too lazy to talk, he had already discovered that Zhu Juntang's saliva was much weaker than him, but there was no problem in treating this kind of insect poison.
Zhu Juntang has never discovered that her saliva has this effect, probably because she has never been stung by chili peppers, and she has no habit of smearing the places where she has been bitten by mosquitoes with saliva.
Another problem with Zhu Juntang is that once she creates a concept, she firmly believes it, and uses it to recognize and explain problems, such as baa poison.
Under normal circumstances, she should realize that her saliva has the ability similar to that of Liu Changan, but after she invented the concept of "baa poison", she will use "baa poison" to explain and understand the problem.
It is probably this fault that caused her chaotic historical knowledge, random speculation, and then changing the correct memory left by her when she was studying, and finally a messy pasty historical knowledge in her head.
"What poison."
Liu Changan knocked her on the head.
"Baa poison! Baa poison! Baa poison!"
"Xiaotang, stop yelling, people think you have syphilis if you yell so loudly." Bai Hui covered Zhu Juntang's mouth, and hurriedly pulled her away from the tea garden.
Bai Hui felt a little unlucky, the three of them were in the tea garden, and she was the only one stung by the hot pepper... Normally, it shouldn't be that he used his own finger to smear his own saliva, and then she blushed and Helpless, the ambiguous atmosphere is lingering in the beautiful tea garden, which makes people feel that the night is so beautiful tonight.
But the direction of the plot is not like this at all... Hey, with Zhu Juntang present, the direction of the plot would be unexpected and unpredictable.
Back at the holiday center, I met Zhang Xinhan who was looking around. Zhang Xinhan asked about the situation, and said that he would take medicine for Baifen later, but Baifen didn't refuse.
After all, it looks good, but I always feel that it’s not good to just slobber and ignore it, not to mention that Zhang Xinhan is also an important person next to the third wife, and her status is comparable to that of her cousin. Sometimes accepting others’ kindness and help is better than herself. Sending out kindness and help can build a better relationship.
When Zhang Xinhan went to get the medicine, he told Su Mei about the white fennel stung by the peppercorns.
Su Mei waved her hand, signaling Zhang Xinhan to get busy, standing on the balcony of the suite in the resort center, overlooking the tea garden under the vast night.
"It's really amazing!" Su Mei's body trembled slightly in the cool night wind, feeling a little emotional.
More than 100 years ago, a young lady also had a deep understanding of the sting of peppercorns. She deliberately let peppercorns sting her thighs, a sensitive and vulnerable part.
I remember that I was vacationing with him at the manor in Lin'an - that is, the area next to the West Lake today, near the Lingyin Temple (Chapter 409 of the third volume).
There is a large tea farm in the manor, the tea produced is very good, and the tea pickers there are often praised by literati in poems, when Miss Su and Young Master Ye are playing, he naturally has no chance to go to the tea farm to see the tea pickers, But when he found that he was accompanying Miss Su to take care of the affairs of the manor, his eyes lingered more on the girls of the tea farmers than on her, so he couldn't help being a little angry, and found an excuse to ignore him.
He didn't even come to coax her right away, and Miss Su had to wait for a while to reflect on whether she had done it by herself?But asking her to take the initiative to bow her head and reconcile is definitely impossible, so Miss Su thought of a way...
The past is unbearable, but today I can only see her flirtatious, Su Mei's eyes are clear and cold, looking up at the ray of moonlight that leaked from the clouds at some time, it seems that it is still the same time as the flowers before the moon.
The first thousand and thirty-seven chapters are Su Mei's memories
"Your question is that the date of return is not yet set, and the night rain in Bashan is full of autumn ponds. Why cut the candles in the west window together, but talk about the night rain in Bashan. I like this song "Night Rain to the North" very much. It is subtle, subtle and perfect. There seems to be no sense of time and space interlacing, which makes people feel intoxicated."
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