I'm really immortal

The queen mother has always relied on her majesty to win more free resources.

"You try to pack as much as you can, there are not many people today!" Mrs. Liu stood aside to help Shangguan Dandan while shaking her head. There is absolutely no one in this world who can refuse a little egg.

Little Dandan is the nickname given to Shangguan Dandan by the people in the community, because at first Zhou Dongdong called Shangguan Dandan Sister Dandan, and later everyone called Dandan, and there were both Dandan and Little Dandan.

"If you want, you can give her a quick call and she will be rich." Old Man Qian also said.

When Shangguan Dandan heard someone speak for him, he happily jumped up and down holding the owl.

"Just today... Next time you come, don't bring such a big pot." The middle-aged fat woman hesitated, "I'll pour more than half of it for you."

She didn't turn on the faucet under the vat to install it for Shangguan Dandan, she just raised the soymilk bucket half a person's height, tilted it forward, and the soymilk was accurately injected into Shangguan Dandan's pot. The strength is stable, and there is no splash or leakage.

Soon after it was more than half filled, she put down the vat, and the people in line couldn't help applauding when they saw the middle-aged fat woman's hand, and Shangguan Dandan jumped up and down, rejoicing.

Seeing that she didn't argue with anyone in the end, Liu Chang'an left quickly. He didn't want Shangguan Dandan to find out that he was following her, only to find that she was queuing up to receive free soy milk.

Liu Changan returned home, shook off the water droplets on the umbrella, then dried it with air on the surface of the umbrella, dealt with the rain boots, and still lay down in the bed.

The scene of Shangguan Dandan queuing up just now, and the residual temperature in the bed made him a little dazed. Did he really have a very important, very real dream with a huge amount of information last night?Gradually, it became normal. There were so many memories and experiences in the dream, no matter how shocking or shocking or intense emotions, they were all as normal as the soy milk poured out by that fat woman.

"Tuk Tuk Tuk!"

There was a knock on the door, and Liu Changan glanced sideways. Qin Yanan was standing at the door. In the dim light and shadow, her beautiful cheeks, tender arms, and slender legs under the short nightdress all looked extraordinarily fair, as if she was blond. It was like light, as if pushing through the clouds and mist to see the moonlight filling the eyes.

"Brother, you're awake too." Qin Yanan walked in, leaning his knees against the bed.

"Hmm. You were woken up by Shangguan Dandan?" Qin Yanan stayed overnight last night because he was with Shangguan Dandan.

He looked at Qin Yanan, Shangguan Dandan had loose pajamas, wearing it on Qin Yanan's body, it looked like a sexy style, an irresistible charm, and an irresistible temptation.

No matter how good-looking a woman's figure is, that's the thing. It's not unusual to see it. Liu Chang'an doesn't pay attention to it. What he cares about is whether Qin Yanan had a dream yesterday?What about her dreams?

"That's not... After waking up, I found that she was not in the room, but the small stove was not burning, so I was a little surprised where she went." Qin Yanan put his arms around his soft shoulders, and asked with some doubts: "Brother , I heard that men's quilts are generally warmer than girls' quilts, is that true?"

Although some blush appeared on her cheeks involuntarily, Qin Yanan's doubts were very sincere, she really didn't know, how could a girl like her who was still pure and beautiful even after she matured know such an answer?

On the contrary, some girls don't know how many times they have spent the night with men, and they still like to act pure and beautiful... Qin Yanan just thinks that she won't do it, and if others like it, there's nothing wrong with it.

"It's like this, so you can't let the heat escape." Liu Changan quickly pulled the quilt on both sides to wrap himself tightly.

How can a person who is usually so good at him not understand what she means?Qin Yanan gritted her teeth and kicked him.

How can a woman do this in a short nightdress?Liu Changan was dazzled by the moonlight, recalling Ye Sijin in his dream, and let go of the quilt.

That's about the same... Qin Yanan looked back at the living room, closed the bedroom door vigilantly, and then lay down comfortably under the covers.

"Brother, I had a dream last night." Qin Yanan grabbed the quilt with one hand, only half of his face was exposed, and the other hand was under the quilt, gently scratching his arm.

"What dream?" This was what Liu Changan wanted to know, but he felt a little hot under the quilt.

A person's body temperature is about 37 degrees, and when two people are together, it will naturally heat up to more than 70 degrees... It must be the reason.

"What I dreamed should be about Ye Sijin. But it was also me...that is, we watched fireworks together, barbecued and drank next to the clay stove, and for some reason, you hugged me and Su Mei together... "Qin Yanan's voice became softer as she spoke, and covered her face with both hands grabbing the edge of the quilt, only revealing a pair of eyes full of shame.

Although she made the dream, how could he break into her dream and do such a thing?It's okay for her to be alone, and she bullies her with Su Mei, she is ashamed to be a sister-in-law... But if the brother is bad, it is bad, and that is still the brother, there is no way, this sister-in-law has never been accepted by her, as expected It is well-founded.

The first thousand and seventy-two chapters are so cute and love their heads!

Qin Yanan is not an unreasonable person, she would have such a dream, of course, because Su Mei usually gives people the feeling of unscrupulous means, so she left such an impression on her, which formed a reflection effect in the dream.

"I had a dream last night too."

Liu Changan intends to have a spiritual exchange with Qin Yanan, "But in my dream, we watched the fireworks together, and I discovered that the root of everything is Tesla.

This woman is like a poisonous snake, hiding in the darkest corner and peeping. When she sees people losing their minds because of desire and greed, she twists her evil body, spits out disgusting snake letters, bites the lifeblood of others, Let the venom sent to the dead end be poured into it. "

After Liu Changan finished speaking, he sighed softly. After all, it was Su Mei who gave Tesla a chance. She was a victim in front of Tesla, but she was also a perpetrator in front of others.

It can be called a hateful person, a pitiful thing that is not enough to reverse the case... For Zhu Juntang's sake, Liu Chang'an no longer cares about Su Mei, but is only slightly emotional.

What he wants to do now is to go to the South Pole and rub Tesla into ashes.

"How come talking is the same as writing new poems and articles?" Qin Yanan could feel his brother's dislike for Tesla, and patted his chest lightly, "It's so strange, although the dream is different, but the dream I had overnight The time, place, and people are all the same.”

From the arm to the chest is a subtle leap, just like a man's progress from touching his hands to embracing his arms. Qin Yanan is thinking about whether to use a point on his chest as a function: (x-a) 2+(y-b)2=r2, but Liu Changan held his finger.

He turned his head, Qin Yanan saw the teasing in his eyes, couldn't help but blushed slightly, even if he guessed something, there was nothing he could do if he didn't admit it.

"What's so strange? Isn't it all Shangguan Dandan's fault? Last time you stayed overnight, you did it once, and you came again last night! You really think I'm your toy!" Liu Changan turned over, Supporting the mattress with one hand, he leaned over and looked at her, his eyes filled with the threat of punishing her.

Qin Yanan was trembling with fear, her hands were close to her chest, huddled together nervously, her body twisted uncomfortably, her mouth was slightly pouted, and her eyes filled with water and moist breath looked at her with aggrieved eyes.

"Miss Xiaonan is in her 20s this year, what's wrong with wanting a toy?" Qin Yanan snorted, the blush on his cheeks spread, climbed to his neck and turned into a light pink, but made it more attractive, his collarbone followed Breathing slowly ups and downs, she turned her head and didn't expect anything to happen in this ambiguous and intimate moment. She had a dream last night, which was clear and satisfying.

Liu Changan rolled over her, took the quilt and wrapped her several layers, making the scene in front of him very much like the scene in the Qing palace drama, the eunuch wrapped the concubine in the quilt to go to the emperor, and then walked out of the bedroom.

"Hey!" Qin Yanan was extremely embarrassed, a woman in pajamas that made people want to throw herself into her arms, but she was wrapped up like this, it was a bit unacceptable!

If it wasn't for her having already got his person, which washed away this frustration, it would be the level of shame and humiliation that she will never forget in her life!It's probably equivalent to some women who like to pretend to be drunk and then take the opportunity to propose to sleep with others, but they are slapped and passed out.

"Don't move around, or you will look like a wriggling maggot." Liu Changan has seen Zhou Dongdong pretending to be a maggot, and kindly reminded Qin Yanan that she likes to maintain a charming and elegant beauty in front of her brother, and she will definitely not want to see it by herself. It looks like maggots.

"You!" Qin Yanan kicked his feet. Sure enough, even a woman with her body stretching like mountains and rivers, making people's eyes blurred in the scenery, is bloated wrapped in a thick quilt, and there is no temptation to twist her body at all. , really like maggots.

Damn brother, he was clearly entwined in his dream and just wanted to follow her wriggling, but when he woke up he pulled up his pants and denied recognition, saying that she was writhing like a maggot!

Liu Changan walked to the living room in a happy mood, punishing those mischievous children always makes people feel good.

It’s just that the kid like Qin Yanan is different from the real kid like Zhou Dongdong after all, and Liu Changan can’t spank casually, lest he become too flexible and feed back some redundant information, causing him to secrete hormones that he didn’t want to secrete. Anomalies that physically dominate his body.

After turning on the air conditioner to remove the humidity in the living room, Liu Changan washed his face and brushed his teeth, and found that Qin Yanan hadn't moved in his bedroom, so he ignored her, changed his rain boots, and went downstairs with his umbrella.

Shangguan Dandan just came back, she didn't go into the house, and she didn't plan to go upstairs, she just stood at the stairs and watched the raindrops dripping down from the sycamore tree.

"You didn't follow me?" Shangguan Dandan said in surprise, looking at Liu Changan's spotless rain boots and clean umbrella.

"Why am I following you?" Liu Changan gave her a blank look... But he finally understood that before Shangguan Dandan went out, he stood under his window for a while, in fact, he wanted to make sure that he would find that she was going out, and then tricked him to follow her.

He did fall into her trap, but luckily she didn't find out, so he saved a little bit of face.

"Look, I got up in the morning and went to drink half a pot of free soy milk." Shangguan Dandan held the thermos high and dangled it in front of Liu Changan, "I'm the only one who drinks the most in the community, and I feel like I'm already the best in the whole community." People who have lived."

As he said that, Shangguan Dandan kicked the wet toe of his shoes out from under the skirt, so that he could see that the Queen Mother lived in the wind and rain for a living, and felt a little homeless, so he knew how to be filial to her.

"You beat so much? If I were the one who delivered the soy milk, I would carry you and put you aside." Liu Chang'an would never be overwhelmed by the majesty in Shangguan's dandan eyes.

Shangguan Dandan's eyes widened angrily, pulled his skirt with one hand, stretched out his foot and trampled one of Liu Changan's rain boots.

Seeing that his rain boots were dirty and stained with the mud from the soles of her feet, and felt that he was being stepped on by her, Shangguan Dandan felt a little complacent and trampled on his other rain boots.

Successful revenge on the unfilial moth, today is another day of victory for the Queen Mother.

As expected of Zhu Juntang's good friend and godmother, Liu Chang'an ignored her mental victory French revenge, and his rain boots would have been stained if he went out.

"Don't you have anything to say about what happened last night?" Liu Changan said calmly, looking down at her as she continued to step on his rain boots.

"Last night...Last night, Yaya and I drank some champagne water and talked to each other for a while. I felt a little cold, so I took out the electric blanket sent by Dongdong's mother, but it turned out to be a little hot on the bed, so I put it away. After getting up, Yaya asked me about the affairs in Weiyang Palace, and I said that in those short 27 days, with her heart, she was able to reach the empress position all the way, after all..."

"Wait..." Liu Changan raised his hand to cover Shangguan Dantan's mouth, to stop her rambling and nonsense, "Last night, Zhu Juntang, An Nuan, Bai Hui, Qin Yanan, Su Mei and others all entered the Dreamland, you won’t say that it has nothing to do with you, will you?”

Shangguan Dandan lowered his head, stepped on the mud footprints on the insteps of his two rain boots, and then turned his head to look at him, with misty doubts in his big eyes, his lips were bright red, and the corners of his mouth slightly turned up: "You Knowing it’s a dream, what are you thinking about when you wake up? Or do you know it’s real, but hope it’s a dream?”

This sounds a bit Zen-like.

"Then do you know what I thought in the dream? Since the dream is a dream, what I think in the dream should not affect the reality. In the dream, I..." Liu Changan showed a look of admiration, but he was about to speak. He stopped, shook his head, and walked into the rain holding an umbrella.

"What are you in the dream?" Shangguan Dandan hurriedly asked, holding the hem of her skirt and running a few steps behind.

Liu Chang'an didn't answer, only the black umbrella fluttered in the rain, swaying into a thick ink-like color, smeared in the morning scenery.

Successfully countering Guan Dandan on the road, today was another day of fighting wits and courage with her and winning. Liu Changan went to the vegetable market and happily decided to buy a few catties of mandarin fish.

I touched the belly of the mandarin fish, opened my mouth and looked at it, and I was sure it was a wild mandarin fish caught, so I didn't mind the high price of 65 yuan a catty, so I wrapped it up directly.

In this day and age, the name of "wild" is more expensive. In fact, "wild" often means that the water pollution is uncontrollable...Farmed fish may eat various hormone feeds, but farmers For the survival rate of fish, attention will be paid to water pollution.

It’s just that mandarin fish has high requirements on water quality, and there will be no wild mandarin fish in places with serious water pollution, so you can buy them with confidence.

It's just that most people don't know how to distinguish between wild mandarin fish and farmed mandarin fish. The price gap between the two is huge, which also gives some unscrupulous merchants the opportunity to exploit loopholes.

Of course, Liu Changan knows how to distinguish, but he will not refuse others to sell him the farmed fish as wild animals, so that after he pays, he can feed all the raw fish into the fishmonger's mouth in a kind way based on the victim's position, and help him clear his intestines Anus, conditioning the body.

All the mandarin fishes he bought today were wild, so naturally he would not treat the fishmongers that way. Liu Changan carried a few catties of mandarin fishes around the market, and the citizens saw that he bought mandarin fishes wrapped in rounds, and immediately felt admiration for him. This is a rich family.

After buying three salted salted ducks, a handful of basil, a bag of crispy peppers, green peppers and eggplants, Liu Changan returned home.

Qin Yanan didn't know where he was going, anyway, he wasn't playing maggots in his room anymore.

Zhou Dongdong took advantage of his mother's busy morning and would not compete with him to play, sitting behind the heating table and playing games on the tablet.

Liu Changan walked over to take a look. It should be a newly downloaded game by herself. The game characters, interface and game content all showed a temperament that matched her very well.

"Zhou Dongdong, in fact, we all have blood bars just like in the game, but children can't see them yet, adults can see them." Liu Changan saw the character controlled by Zhou Dongdong rushing towards the edge of the cliff, but didn't stop His leg fell to his death, so he decided to teach her some things that only adults know.

Chapter 73 Zhou Dongdong's blood bar and the little daughter-in-law's pestle

Zhou Dongdong is a witty little friend, so he was a little suspicious. Brother Chang'an didn't let her play games early in the morning, and said some weird things next to her, in fact, he wanted her to be helpful.

But Zhou Dongdong is also a brave kid at the same time. A brave kid has a strong curiosity and a desire to explore the unknown, so he raised his hand and touched the top of his head to see if he could touch his blood.

"You can't touch the health bar." Liu Changan pointed to her game screen, "Look at the villain in your game. When he walks around, the health bar is always on the top of his head. When he jumps up, the blood bar It has also increased, and it still can't touch the blood bar."

So it is!Zhou Dongdong suddenly realized.

"Then how much blood do I have left on my health bar?" Zhou Dongdong was a little worried. If he was beaten every day, would his blood bar decrease a lot?The characters in the game will lose blood when they are beaten. Just when they fell to the bottom of the cliff, the whole blood bar disappeared in an instant, just like sometimes after Zhou Dongdong was beaten, the whole child felt so painful that he could not move .

"Every time you are beaten, you lose a little blood, but because you eat a lot, you make it up again, and now you are still full of blood." Liu Changan took the opportunity to teach: "You are already full of blood, when you eat breakfast, you will lose some blood. You only need to lick the bones of the salted duck. After all, you also know that replenishing blood when it is full of blood is a waste. Didn’t the teacher teach you that children can’t waste food?”

Zhou Dongdong slid down from the sofa in shock. Could it be that her mother beat Zhou Dongdong every day in order to make her lose a little blood so that she could have a good meal?

Then I will have to be beaten once later, otherwise I can only lick the bones of the salted duck.

"In addition to the blood bar, we also have a bar showing intelligence. The smarter the person, the longer the intelligence bar." Liu Changan put down the vegetables in his hand, opened his hands and raised them to gesture, indicating that his intelligence bar is so long.

Zhou Dongdong also got up and raised his hands high, looking up at the intelligence bar that he couldn't see, "Then my intelligence bar is as long as the Great Wall?"

"Why don't you say that yours can circle the equator?" Liu Changan admired her self-confidence... No, to be more precise, she admired her state of mind that was so firm and stable despite being repeatedly hit by reality, without wavering The ground is the same as her awe-inspiring posture in the eighteenth-level typhoon.

"Of course it's late to go around!"

"The equator... Forget it. I mean, according to my observation, your intelligence bar is showing a negative number now."

"What is a negative number?"

"It's smaller than 0, your intelligence bar has been lost, and you have no intelligence."

"Why?" Zhou Dongdong looked at Liu Chang'an in disbelief. How could a brave and witty kid lose his intelligence?Couldn't she say that she was a witty and brave child in the future, and she became a witty and brave child...but the brave child is not impressive anymore.

"Every time you take the last test, the intelligence bar will drop a little bit. Every time you do something stupid, the intelligence bar will drop a little bit. If you play too many games, you always play mobile phones and tablets, and your intelligence bar will drop a little bit. If you don't do homework If you don’t memorize poems, you will forget what you learned in get out of class after class, and your intelligence will drop a little.” Liu Changan stretched out his finger and gestured, “Look, can you not buckle it?”

Zhou Dongdong was stunned for a moment, raised his head and opened his mouth, looked at his invisible negative intelligence bar, burst into tears, and rushed home to find Zhou Shuling: "Mom...Mom, I have no intelligence..."

Liu Changan was in a happy mood, picked up the dishes on the table, and prepared to wash the mandarin fish, half of it was braised in soy sauce, and the other half was used to make stinky mandarin fish for Zhou Dongdong to eat. She never forgot the feeling like eating shit.

To sum up, I successfully reversed Shangguan Dandan early in the morning, and taught Zhou Dongdong to play less electronic products and games. As long as I drive Zhu Juntang to school later, it is basically a perfect day, and I will meet you again at other times. If something goes wrong, I don't care much about it.

He chopped off the beaks and wing tips of three ducks in sauce, peeled off the main skeleton, and then tore them into small pieces and piled them into a bowl. When he was about to make another boiled chili preserved egg, Zhou Shuling came to the kitchen and beat him several times.

"If you tease her early in the morning, she will bother me. I'm studying in the morning." Zhou Shuling felt that she had gradually found the feeling of learning. When she was a child, she often heard the teacher say that the day's plan is in the morning, and the morning is suitable for studying when.

It rained last night, and it was a little cold when I woke up in the morning, probably because there was too much moisture in the air, which made Zhou Shuling feel that the bed was also wet, so I hurriedly changed my underwear and sheets in the morning, and then I hurriedly read the book, Dilute the meaning of spring in my heart, which seems to germinate as the rain seeps into the soil.

"You are a ballsy." Liu Changan said with a pun, not only teasing her for always following Shangguan Dandan to do things about mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, but also showing that he is not optimistic about her study prospects.

"I want to be admitted to Hunan University with Dongdong. Just like those parents who go to college with their children in the news, others can do it, so can I... I will definitely be able to do it if I work hard." Zhou Shuling said confidently. His academic performance seems to be very good, at least much better than Zhou Dongdong, and he has never been in the bottom ten of his class.

"I told you a long time ago that if you can be admitted to Hunan University, I will eat all the furniture and electrical appliances at home." Liu Chang'an didn't believe it at all. If Zhou Dongdong really couldn't get into the university, he would always think Find a way, donate money and materials, or use special sports and art achievements... As for Zhou Shuling, the college entrance examination is purely a matter of feelings, so of course she has to work hard to make sense.

It doesn't matter if she doesn't pass the exam, anyway, her life depends on something.

Zhou Shuling thumped him a few more times angrily. Feeling the firm muscles in his arm, he couldn't help but see his usual shirtless appearance in his mind, so he thumped him more and more lightly. Then, his fingers gradually became weak when pinching the edge of his sleeve, and he put down his hand. , fingers interlaced and pinched...

"By the way, your intelligence is also negative. If you don't believe me, take a look at your intelligence bar." Liu Changan said while removing the heads and seeds from the green peppers.

Zhou Shuling was a little distracted, and subconsciously looked at the top of her head following the movement of his head up, and immediately reacted, and said angrily: "It's disgusting... I heard that if you always say that a person is fat, she will really Get fat. Dongdong and I... No, I mean Dongdong's studies are not good, is it because we often talk about her?"

"You got the cause and effect wrong. Not to mention teaching students in accordance with their aptitude. Some children are sensitive and think too much. When educating, you must pay special attention to wording, tone and all aspects. Zhou Dongdong is an insensitive type, which is a big A heart is also necessary to become a great weapon, but at the same time, if you don't talk about her, she will not realize her shortcomings and deficiencies at all." Liu Chang'an explained, and also taught Zhou Shuling the basics of parenting.

So it is!Zhou Shuling suddenly realized.

"Is Xiaotang also an insensitive type?" Zhou Shuling is also very familiar with Zhu Juntang now, and she no longer politely calls "Miss Zhu" and the like. She has a good impression of Zhu Juntang, but she also knows that Zhu Juntang has What Shi Shi did was even more incomprehensible than what Zhou Dongdong did.

"Her? She is the type who deserves a beating." Liu Changan became angry as he spoke.