I'm really immortal

"puff……"

Seeing Zhou Shuling's smiling flowers trembling, the warm body fragrance of the little woman in the morning, in the cool air after the rain, lingering one by one, it seems that her body is as warm as her breath Can warm the heart.

"Did you have a dream last night?" Even though Liu Chang'an did not see Zhou Shuling in the dream last night, it was almost impossible for Shangguan Dandan to recognize and favor Zhou Shuling and miss her most beloved daughter-in-law.

It is very likely that Zhou Shuling also had a dream, but Liu Changan did not perceive it, just like Qin Yanan's dream last night was different from what Liu Changan perceived.

"Ah...how do you...how do you know?" Zhou Shuling's eyes, like the reflection of a lake, were full of panic, and she pressed the hem of the red woolen skirt with both hands, as if she was trying to hide something, but she just seemed to be helpless. 300 taels of silver.

Liu Changan shook his head, but he didn't ask her what dream she was having... A girl in her 20s, Xiao Nan, is confident enough to want a toy, let alone a daughter-in-law who is one year older than Miss Xiao Nan?

In the dream, Zhou Shuling can do whatever she wants, and she can get whatever she wants. Liu Chang'an has no objection, such a warm, caring and pitiful little daughter-in-law is not just favored by Shangguan Dandan.

"I made chili preserved eggs this morning. Where's the bowl?" Liu Changan scratched her head with a smile, and motioned her to look for it. Instead, he entered the kitchen a little less than she did, and put some things in the place she was used to. location.

Zhou Shuling quickly squatted down, stooped to search in the cupboard, and took out the pestle hewn out of a whole piece of natural bluestone. The pestle was really... so strange-looking!Why didn't I feel like this before.

Zhou Shuling shook her head hastily, while peeking at Liu Changan, he couldn't possibly know what dream he was having... But he was a little suspicious that Liu Changan always knew everything, if he guessed what dream he was having, it didn't seem to be the case. impossible.

"To make preserved chili eggs, you need to remove all the seeds from the green peppers. When frying, you must put more oil, otherwise the skin of the green peppers will be burnt and the inside will not be cooked." Liu Changan picked up the pestle and looked at it, and stuffed it into Zhou Shuling. hand, "You wash it and scrub it clean."

Zhou Shuling was holding the pestle, but suddenly, as if she had been scalded, she pushed Liu Changan with a red face, and ran out of the kitchen.

Liu Changan watched Zhou Shuling run away, her back was like the willow branches dancing in the spring breeze, and then looked at the pestle that fell on the ground, did this little daughter-in-law dream about the pestle last night... This, it can be played for fun look.

The first thousand and seventy-fourth chapter is just going to sleep forever

Zhou Shuling left the kitchen, so Liu Chang'an had to do it himself, cleaning the bowl and pestle carefully.

Leibo are mostly found at the junctions of Hunan, Guizhou, Sichuan, Guangxi, Hubei, Jiangxi and other places. It is amazing that these provinces are indeed used more at the junctions, while other places are relatively less.

It is almost exactly the same as the garlic mortar commonly used in the north and the mortar used in traditional Chinese medicine stores, and its functions are also completely similar, but if it is said to be the same thing, it seems to be a little different.

For example, the pestle of the bowl is generally longer than the garlic hammer of the garlic mortar... It does not imply that the southerners use longer than the northerners.

Mix the fried peppers, preserved eggs and minced garlic with soy sauce, balsamic vinegar, add a little salt and mash the steamed eggplant, and it becomes a spicy and not greasy preserved pepper egg, especially with rice Appetizer.

The bloody Zhou Dongdong led Lu Sien into the kitchen, licking his lips while staring at the chopped salted duck on the plate.

She has been beaten today, and she is not full of blood. She can eat a lot of salted duck instead of licking the leftover duck bones.

"Brother Chang'an, do you see that my health bar has dropped a little?" Zhou Dongdong opened his mouth wide after he finished speaking, because Brother Chang'an stuffed the preserved egg whites left over from making chili preserved eggs.

"Well, it's dropped a little bit. It's like eating as long as you are seventy percent full, and the blood bar doesn't have to be full." Liu Changan looked at it seriously, and told her the real-time status of the blood bar.

Zhou Dongdong chewed the preserved eggs with peace of mind. She only heard that the blood bar had dropped a little. As for the words that you only need to be [-]% full for a meal, Zhou Dongdong didn't know what it meant.

Liu Changan fed the preserved egg yolk to Lu Sien again, and Lu Sien liked to go into the kitchen, because when Zhou Shuling was in the kitchen, he would feed Lu Sien while cooking, which made this very mighty and majestic Rottweiler, which is no longer visible. It has the characteristics of a Rottweiler, more like a fat black tiger, a black blind man or something like that.

It's just that it obviously didn't realize this. Every time it went to pick up Zhou Dongdong and arrived outside the school ahead of time, it still hid behind the green belt, but its enlarged size couldn't really hide, but it was more eye-catching, always attracting passers-by Lean over to see what is nesting there.

Fortunately, the school guards and teachers all know that this is the dog that picks up Zhou Dongdong. It is often thrown by elementary school students, and it just walks away sullenly. It never barks or makes threats. When passers-by provoke it, it will help To dissuade, pet the dog's head to comfort it.

Lu Sien swallowed the preserved egg yolk in one gulp, and stuck out his tongue to lick Liu Changan's ass. Liu Changan suddenly remembered Lu Sien's appearance in the dream, and looked at its smooth fur and stubby limbs with a complicated expression... He didn't intend to ask it if it had a dream last night. If the dog would remember the scene in the dream, would it feel disappointed because of the contrast between reality and dream?

"Zhou Dongdong, do you think there is something wrong with your mother? She beat you first, and then went downstairs to beat me." Liu Changan felt that she was a little too arrogant, she really hit everyone.

Shouldn't it be just one?

She thought that whoever was wrong could be hit, but in the end, both of them were hit, which made Liu Changan seem to be helping others.

"My mother fights with you during the day, too?" Zhou Dongdong stared at the salted duck in doubt, "Song Taozi said that her parents only fight at night."

Liu Changan felt that something was wrong, but there was no way to discuss this topic with Zhou Dongdong.

How about picking up Zhou Dongdong next time and reminding Song Taozi's mother when she meets her?

It's not easy to speak, and there is suspicion of molesting women from good families.

By the way, the correct way is to talk less to Zhou Dongdong, so Liu Changan took a sauced duck leg and blocked Zhou Dongdong's mouth.

Zhou Dongdong waved his hand, shaking his body like a tumbler swaying left and right. While biting the duck leg in his mouth, he understood that brother Chang'an felt embarrassed because he fought with his mother during the day.

When breakfast was ready, Shangguan Dandan pushed open the living room door, and appeared at the dining table on time with a big thermos.

She didn't open the thermos immediately to distribute breakfast to everyone, but waited until Zhou Shuling went downstairs, showing a little bit of hard work, and explained to Zhou Shuling: "Today I went to a place far away early in the morning to get a free phone call." The soy milk saves the money, energy and time of making breakfast. It allows you to devote more energy and time to your work or study, which is conducive to the long-term development of the family."

"It's still raining this morning!" Zhou Shuling looked out the window, quickly opened the lid of the pot, first poured a cup of soy milk for Shangguan Dandan to drink, and said with some embarrassment: "I can't even get up, Liu Changan said let me sleep more." After sleeping for a while, he will come to make breakfast... I didn't expect you to be so diligent, Tandan, I think I'm really getting lazy."

"That's not true." Shangguan Dandan still agrees with his most beloved daughter-in-law. She is as hardworking and virtuous as himself. She is a traditional woman who lives a shrewd and frugal life. She nodded with satisfaction, "You usually run between the shop and the house. , I should also properly share a little housework, this is just something within my ability."

Liu Changan looked at this scene of "mother-in-law and daughter-in-law" being harmonious and warm, and he knew very well in his heart that Shangguan Dandan waited until Zhou Shuling came downstairs to start talking about her.

Because only Zhou Shuling will cheer her on here, and even Zhou Dongdong knows that Sister Tantan can't do any housework except boiling water.

Of course, Liu Chang'an wouldn't say anything. The Queen Mother gave you free soy milk early in the morning and came back to give you a drink. If you still want to beep, it would be a bit ignorant. He died 2000 years ago, but even today, after 2000 years, he can't give him death. Yes, but she will keep staring at you with majestic eyes, it's better not to provoke her.

In short, positive actions should be given positive feedback. Liu Changan specially drank two more cups of soy milk to show his appreciation.

"What is this?" Shangguan Dandan looked suspiciously at the preserved chili egg, this dish is not the color of a normal dish at all, it looks like a bunch of messy things that have been smashed and mixed together indiscriminately.

"Preserved chilli eggs are delicious, not something he used to frame you." Zhou Shuling assured her that even though Zhou Shuling had also tricked Shangguan Dandan into eating blood sausage, she was still very much trusted by Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan finally tasted it with peace of mind and nodded, the taste is not bad.

"This thing, does it look like..." The chili preserved egg was placed in the bowl, and the pestle was also placed in it. Shangguan Dandan pointed, but couldn't remember for a while, so he glanced at Zhou Shuling.

"Ah...no...it's just a pestle, it doesn't look like anything." Zhou Shuling said in a panic, why did she feel that she had a strange and messy dream last night, everyone seems to know her dream today The content of the words seems to have something to say.

"It's like a punishment we used to!" The head of the feudal ruling class, who used the people as the mustard, finally remembered, "Make a stone mortar that is a hundred times the size of this bowl, put sinners into it, and then use several people to drive it together. The huge wooden pestle was smashed and pounded in the mortar, and people screamed at the beginning, and the screams gradually became inaudible..."

"It's time to eat!" Liu Changan knocked on Shangguan Dandan's head. Is this something that can be talked about during breakfast, especially when eating preserved chili eggs?

Zhou Shuling breathed a sigh of relief, as long as Shangguan Dandan didn't say that Leichu was like Liu Chang'an, and Zhou Shuling was like a Leibo.

"From this, I came up with some inspiration for managing the harem." Shangguan Dandan touched his head with one hand to prevent Liu Changan from continuing to knock his head, and continued, "In the future, games can be played in the harem, making a huge, soft, comfortable, inner wall. Xiaoling, Yaya and others were thrown into the big bowl covered with quilts, and Liu Chang'an was used as a pestle, tied with my hair and thrown into it to smash..."

"Touch...Touch...I'll let you talk!" Liu Changan took chopsticks and beat Shangguan Dandan's head, "If you don't eat well, you'll just talk nonsense!"

Shangguan Dandan yelled "Yeah" a few times to dodge, and simply sat down next to Zhou Shuling. He didn't take Liu Changan's strong opposition seriously. Men are like this.

This plan was so clever that Shangguan Dandan decided to consult with Zhu Juntang to formulate and implement such a plan, and Zhu Juntang's enthusiasm was so high that he could take off on the spot.

(Residual blood Zhou Dongdong did not have a sense of presence during the entire breakfast period while earnestly replenishing blood)

After breakfast, Zhou Dongdong and Lu Sien went to school, and Shangguan Dandan wandered around the community as usual, planning to discuss with her friends whether to play cards in Aunt Xie's canteen today, or to look for new places to collect resources.

Liu Chang'an and Zhou Shuling walked towards Baolong Center together. The short distance made Zhou Shuling's mouth slightly curled up. It's just that the cool morning breeze today has more pink and green pink colors, staining her fair and soft cheeks. superior.

The gentle and charming expression of the little woman made the neighbors in the neighborhood sigh with emotion. How did the proprietress of the early morning stall last year become so seductive?

At the beginning, seeing her running a breakfast stall and brushing her hair from time to time, she also had some virtuous and charming temperament unique to traditional women from a good family, but now there is more moist and softness, which makes people who have known her for a long time feel a little moved I can't open my eyes anymore.

The two separated downstairs in Baolong Center, and Liu Changan still had to catch Zhu Juntang to attend class.

Don't look at her promise in the dream last night, but Zhu Juntang may use it as a "dream talk" as an excuse to quibble for some reasons for skipping classes.

Of course, there is no reason to talk to Zhu Juntang, she is full of nonsense when she speaks, as long as she is sent to class directly, there is no need to say a word.

"Miss San hasn't woken up yet." Seeing Liu Chang'an, Zhong Qing hesitated a little, then looked at him as usual, but there was some unclear amorous feelings in the depths of her eyes.

"Haven't woken up yet?"

"Well, I've been talking in my sleep, I don't know what's going on, and I can't wake up." Zhongqing continued to report.

Chapter 75 Who doesn't envy such a father?

There was still a long way to go from the door to Zhu Juntang's bedroom. Liu Changan was not used to walking around on a balance bike like Zhu Juntang did, so he walked slowly with Zhongqing.

"Did she pretend to be asleep on purpose?" Liu Changan asked.

He wasn't worried that something was wrong with Zhu Juntang, who couldn't wake up from last night's dream.

Shangguan Dandan only enjoys framing Liu Chang'an, but loves her "goddaughter" and "daughter-in-law".

Shangguan Dandan has two "goddaughters", one is Zhu Juntang and the other is Zhou Dongdong.

Only Zhu Juntang can call her godmother, Zhou Dongdong is called Dandan's sister, and when Shangguan Dandan wants to do something wrong, he usually chooses Zhu Juntang as a partner, and usually takes Zhou Dongdong to wander around idly, and then looks for her. Chance to mix food and drink.

"Probably not. Usually, when the third lady pretends to be asleep, she just closes her eyes tightly, and then rolls around on the bed. When she is tickled, she can't help but sit up and laugh."

Zhongqing shook her head, "The tickling move has been tried, but we dare not use other methods to wake her up. Her condition seems to be similar to sleepwalking. It is said that sleepwalkers cannot wake her up suddenly. , prone to problems."

"I'll go and have a look." Liu Changan nodded. He felt that it was more likely that Zhu Juntang played the dream last night as a game. Anyway, she would be very excited and happy when encountering such absurd things, and she was not in a hurry at all. Get out of the dream... wake up and go to school.

What he wants to know is that in the dream last night, the woman turned her head and said something, and met Liu Changan face to face, and he was pushed out of the dream by a kind of force majeure and woke up. He didn't know what happened to Zhu Juntang at the time .

Now it seems that she is still in a dream, so what will she say and do with that woman and boy?

"Where's her mother? Didn't you come and see?" Liu Changan continued to ask.

"My wife also had a long dream last night. She woke up late and was taking a bath and changing clothes."

Zhongqing knew the situation of the two buildings well, and immediately showed some shy doubts, "Why did so many people have long dreams in one night? When I woke up, I checked Moments and found that Bai Hui said she had a dream. When I wake up from a dream, I can’t fall asleep again.”

Liu Changan knew that it was all done by Shangguan Dandan, how could she let so many people enter the dream at the same time?

If these people are gathered together and stimulated by some external equipment, auxiliary drugs and various means, it may be possible to make people have similar dreams.

To allow participants to enter the same dream world while being scattered in different locations over a wide range, the current level of science and technology is powerless.

Even Su Mei, who has mastered the technological civilization of the last era, probably can't do it.

Shangguan Dandan was indeed a little old lady cultivating immortality.

"What dream did you have last night?" Liu Changan asked with a normal expression. He could guess that Su Mei's dream was similar to Qin Yanan's. At most, there were some deviations based on personal memories, feelings, emotions and personalities. Well, the theme of the dream may be the things that have been turned into red waves.

"Ah...it's nothing." Zhongqing shook his head like a rattle, raised his hand to pinch the buttons on his chest, but pushed one button away nervously, and found that his eyes had inadvertently glanced over, and the white and delicate skin on his chest was filled with a smile. There was a layer of hot red like a sunburn, and he quickly pinched the collar again.

"My eyes are poisonous? Or does it have a burning effect?" Liu Changan looked at Zhongqing suspiciously. He usually took off his clothes and threw himself into his arms after drinking a little wine. This kind of reaction came from an unintentional glance?

"It's not..." Zhongqing looked at his slightly hurt expression, couldn't help laughing out loud, and let go of the palm that was covering his chest. Anyway, it's not a very open standard, and it's still within the normal norms of professional dress , "Actually, it's my own problem. I dreamed about you last night... In the dream, I was a little girl, chasing you and calling you godfather, and then you ran to my house, killed my father, and then occupied us The poor property of the family, and the relatives who came to ask for trouble were thrown into the Xiangjiang River..."

"Is this the image I have in your heart?" According to Zhongqing's previous description, Liu Chang'an felt that killing her father was not too much, but he never took other people's property - unless their ancestors owed money and refused to pay it back. The descendants refused to admit it.

"Almost." Zhongqing smiled, and brushed aside the hair hanging from the ears with her fingers, and the roots of the ears also had a pink and tender color spreading out. A mature professional woman, with delicate makeup and a little bit of shyness in dressing, But it reveals the overflowing charm, the one-step skirt tightly wraps the curve of the lower body, and the infinite style of walking is enough to make people understand why there are so many irresistible temptations and derailments in the workplace.

He was beating and killing her in her dream, but in fact, she wouldn't be ashamed to see him when she woke up. The key was that he locked a certain relative who came to her door together with Zhongqing in the cellar.

This is a bit absurd and unacceptable... Her relative seemed to get what he wanted, excited about the long-awaited life in the cellar, claiming that he was a grasshopper and should be raised by him with a rope In the cellar.

Liu Chang'an didn't ask any further questions, these women dreamed, anyway, they couldn't dream of any stories that fit his image of lofty sentiments, virtuous, virtuous, upright and refined.

The two stopped in front of Zhu Juntang's bedroom, and the five maids bowed to salute. They had already changed into seasonal grass-green skirts and colorful Katyusha maid hats, and looked down at Liu Changan's reflection on the floor. On the slender figure.

Zhongqing waved his hands, and they left with various items to help Zhu Juntang get up. Liu Changan stood in front of the door made of an irregular large display screen, on which a lamb holding a dragon's horn, Yulong An animated video of the line.

"I remember that in the past, all kinds of photos of her as a normal human being were played on this kind of display screen." Facing Yangzi's ambition, Liu Changan was very restrained and did not open the door, so she could not change to a giant dragon and a little white dragon to swim together animation?You have to ride on his head and domineeringly, right?

"It's just animation, don't bother with her." Zhongqing comforted. Fortunately, Liu Chang'an and the third wife are very human. Parents from ordinary families are probably already frequent visitors to the ICU.

When Liu Changan walked to the door, just as he raised his hand, a doll lamb suddenly jumped out from the nearby flowers, and then inserted its horn into a hole beside the door. The sheep bleated loudly and pushed the door open.

"The door opening method just changed? Which door lock manufacturer with an abnormal brain can produce this kind of door?" This is not the first time for Liu Changan to come to Zhu Juntang's bedroom. It used to be a normal intelligent system controlled sensor door.

"There is a department under the secretary's room that is dedicated to making various toys and application equipment for the third lady... Those sprayed balance cars, flying machines, emotion-sensing doll costumes, etc., are all made by them." Zhongqing explained, "They are quite free, so generally as long as the third lady's idea is not too sci-fi, they can quickly make it and replace it."

Liu Changan nodded. He was a kind-hearted person, and he walked into the bedroom with the desire to make everyone in this department unemployed.

Coming to the bed, Zhu Juntang was wearing a set of bleating pajamas, lying between the pillows and quilts that had been messed up by her, like a big fluffy doll, and there was a sheathed dagger under her headrest.

"What is she doing with the dagger under the pillow?" Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang with a frown. She didn't respond to Liu Changan and Zhongqing walking in, her eyes were tightly closed as shown in the picture: (￣▽￣)/

"Because on the surface she is a martial arts supreme who has withdrawn from the arena, but in fact she is a shark player, and like a little bear like Cao Cao, she likes to kill in dreams, so she has to put a knife under her pillow to show her professional status and vigilance." Zhongqing also asked. Guo Zhu Juntang didn't laugh when he truthfully reported this question to Liu Chang'an.

Liu Changan took aside the knife that Zhu Juntang used to guard against him, and gently pushed her.

"Baaaaah! The head of this sect leads a billion dongdong beasts to rule the baaaa universe, bleeding Koreans wherever they go!"

Zhu Juntang began to talk in his sleep.

"The Phoenix Dynasty is just a small country of fish balls occupying a land of fish!"

"Huh? Why does this tiger look so much like Daddy, I want to ride it!"

"There is no more Phoenix Dynasty on this continent, from now on this place is called Baa Baa Dynasty!"

She was yelling, laughing for a while, and declaring majesticly for a while, just closing her eyes and immersing herself in a dream.

Liu Changan listened to the "Phoenix Dynasty" in her sleep talk, and sure enough, after meeting the woman in the dream, he was the only one who was excluded from the dream, and Zhu Juntang was still going crazy there.

"If you don't wake up, I will take Yan Qingcheng to the amusement park." Liu Changan said in a low voice.

Zhu Juntang sat up abruptly, his eyes widened, and he glared at Liu Changan: "I'm going too..."