I'm really immortal

"Where are you going? What are you going to, get up quickly, I'm going to be late later." Liu Changan said angrily, she didn't respond when someone pushed her and called her, but when she heard Yan Qingcheng's name, she was very vigilant, even baa The Baa universe, the army of one billion dongdong beasts, and the baa-baa dynasty don't care, and they will also come to hinder him and others from being filial to their fathers and daughters.

"Damn old man!" Zhu Juntang patted the bed and bounced a few times, wanting to pounce on Liu Changan and bite him, but was poked back by Liu Changan's finger, so he had no choice but to sit on the bed without any momentum and threatened and warned, "You I just said that I would take someone to the amusement park, just to wake me up, right? If you really go and don’t take me with you, I will go to Antarctica and become a lonely and arrogant ice baa, and never return to the county It's sandy."

In Liu Changan's mind, a young baa-blea involuntarily appeared, walking on the Antarctic continent where there were few people and not even living things. Shaking his head, he can't become the kind of daughter slave who tears at the thought of his daughter suffering a little loss.

Seeing that she had woken up, Zhongqing called a servant to help Zhu Juntang wake up, and then walked outside the door with Liu Changan and waited.

"Have you seen that Zhu Juntang is actually more like me, with a gentle and kind nature, which is completely different from your third wife." Liu Changan analyzed in a calm tone.

"Why do you say that?" Zhongqing felt that Zhu Juntang's temperament was indeed not bad, but how did she show it just now?

"Usually she always yells that I can only take her so and so, and I can only do so and so with her, but just now I said that I would take Yan Qingcheng to the amusement park. The threat she made was only that she would run away, not to do anything to Yan Qingcheng... This is very different from the choice her mother would make under the same circumstances."

Zhongqing nodded, that was indeed the case...So this is the real father who really loves his daughter?Even if his daughter is usually so angry that he jumps and he has a cerebral hemorrhage, as long as he can find a little bit of praise for his daughter, he will smile and be satisfied.

Looking in the direction of the bedroom, Zhongqing smiled slightly, never expecting to feel a lot of envy for Zhu Juntang from such an angle, who wouldn't want such a father?

It's a pity that even in the dream, he is only his godfather, and he is still kind of dishonest.

The first thousand and seventy-six chapters of the mind control the desire of the dragon

It is one of the characteristics of higher organisms to give various education to the offspring.

The old fox will throw the dead mouse to the young fox, let them compete with each other, and train them to compete.

Then use the injured mice to train them to deal with, hunt and kill their prey.

Finally, take the little fox to find traces of wild prey.

The tiger will let the cub hide in the grass, and watch the whole process from approaching to killing the prey. The cub will also pay special attention to studying every move of the tigress.

The cheetah will pay attention to physical fitness and efficiency training. It uses its tail to tease the cubs, training them to be agile and able to attack continuously and efficiently.

Liu Chang'an would beat Zhu Juntang up if he had nothing to do, and then dragged her to school wits and courageously.

"I can think of so many excuses and things to skip class every day, you should praise me for my wit."

After Zhu Juntang washed and dressed, he sat in the dining room in the bedroom. Today was another day of skipping class and failing.

The air was filled with the smell of defeat, she had to find some reason to cheer up, and always surrendered helplessly under his despotic power, which would make Zhu Juntang depressed and lose his fighting spirit.

"Starting today, Zhou Dongdong has admitted that she has no intelligence, and you are almost not qualified to use words like wit." The word wit has always been a good word in the history of Chinese.

It wasn't until Liu Changan met Zhou Dongdong and Zhu Juntang that he realized that the meaning of this word began to slowly distort.

Especially sometimes Zhu Juntang deliberately pronounces it as "jizi".

"Hahaha..." Thinking of Zhou Dongdong, Zhu Juntang suddenly felt happy, but the feeling of "I'm still smarter than Zhou Dongdong" made her a little depressed.

Under Liu Chang'an's long-term attack, the proud, beautiful, peerless and independent fairy was reduced to relying on comparison with a first-grade elementary school student to gain a sense of superiority.

So Zhu Juntang turned his eyes, looked at Zhongqing, and decided to tease the little vixen who exudes an elite femininity all over his body, so as to regain some confidence from Zhongqing's panic when he was teased by her.

"Qingqing, did you dream last night?" Zhu Juntang had no way to invade everyone's dreams, but she had discussed with Shangguan Dandan, so she naturally knew who would dream.

Zhongqing was preparing fruit juice for Zhu Juntang. Hearing this question, he was startled, loosened his wrist, and almost dropped the cup on the ground.

Dreams are a bit shameful... But if she doesn't tell her herself, how can others know about her dreams?It's just that both Liu Chang'an and Zhu Juntang knew that she had a dream last night, which is very strange.

"You must have dreamed of screaming in the forest with Liu Chang'an." Zhu Juntang confirmed this by staring at Zhongqing's expression.

These women who have no pursuit, all only know how to covet Liu Changan's body, and their minds are full of low-level and obscene thoughts.

If people's desires are exposed, they are easy to be controlled, guided, and manipulated by others, and they fall into the trap of others without knowing it. Zhu Juntang is Zhuge Baa who is good at understanding other people's desires to realize his own schemes.

"Smiling Proud Mountain Forest?" Liu Changan frowned, although he felt that Zhu Juntang was like a sheep who couldn't spit out dragon teeth, but because of his pure thinking and elegant taste, he didn't have a mind full of messy jokes, so he didn't figure out what Zhu Juntang was for a while. what you want to say.

He didn't care too much, being able to know what Zhu Juntang said at the first time, that's the thing to be careful - it means that his mind is about to be polluted by her bleating aura.

"What?" Zhongqing breathed a sigh of relief, it sounded like she didn't guess the content of her dream, she adjusted her mood, showed her usual light and reserved smile, continued to prepare juice for Zhu Juntang, and handed it over.

"Because a fox pretends to be a tiger and acts for the tiger... I often refer to Liu Changan as a tiger, and you as a little vixen. Both tigers and foxes are species that like to haunt the mountains and forests. When you are whipped by a tiger and howl, Naturally it is the Xiaoao mountain forest." After Zhu Juntang finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing.

Being able to tease people so humorously and implicitly, I am still very witty, Zhu Juntang's sense of decadence just now was swept away, and his determination to fight Liu Chang'an for a long time was revived.

If Zhou Shuling hadn't been taught just two days ago that the child should not be beaten or scolded while eating, Liu Chang'an would do it now.

"Hurry up and finish eating." Liu Changan also smiled.

Zhu Juntang carefully looked at Liu Changan's expression, and couldn't help but slow down the speed of eating breakfast. Later, do you want to hide two drums under the skirt, so that he can't help but play a drum song when he sees the drums, so that he forgets to put the drums on the drums? Her ass is swollen?

"Miss San, how do you know what other people will dream about?" Zhongqing explained in a panic after finishing speaking, "I didn't mean that I dreamed about Xiaoao mountains and forests..."

Zhongqing didn't dream of Xiaoao Mountain Forest, but he did dream of being whipped.

If Zhu Juntang did not guess randomly, but learned about Zhongqing's little preferences through dreams, it would inevitably make the secret shame of a mature woman like a flower bone that was forcibly pushed aside, the tender heart under the layers of petals , is delicate and delicate that can't even bear the prying eyes of others, and will shiver as if exposed to the cold wind in early spring.

"The dream last night was actually the grand harem certification ceremony."

Zhu Juntang looked solemn, "Only the daughters-in-law who are certified by Dan Dan, the dream is like Liu Changan's Xiaoao mountain forest. If you are still in the queue and in the observation period, even if you enter the dream, it is just soy sauce."

"Ah!" Zhongqing couldn't help but picked up the big kettle on the table and drank water. While his heart was beating wildly, he couldn't help but not know whether he was surprised and surprised, or he was shy and joyful waiting for his sweetheart to take off the hijab in the bridal chamber.

"Who has entered her verification dream?" Liu Changan took the opportunity to ask.

"Zhongqing." Zhu Juntang said nearby, pointing to "I won 500 billion but I don't plan to tell others" Zhongqing who was secretly delighted, "Qin Yanan, Bai Hui, An Nuan, Li Hongfang, Dongdong Ma, the next door building wife."

The number of people is not much, Zhongqing calculated a little bit, his side has the upper hand, and Miss San is the leader who can raise the banner and has the advantage... Hey, shouldn't the leader be the "wife from the next building"?

"The wife in the next building" of course refers to the third wife, and Zhongqing immediately understood, as expected, she still knew in her heart that the unreliable third lady is more reliable than the third wife in everything. , to be much stronger, to be more suitable to be a leader, and to be united with the little cousin and the third wife by the third lady's side, the number advantage...

Zhongqing patted her cheek, Zhu Juntang always instilled in her the concept of palace fights and factions intentionally or unintentionally, and now he was following her wild thinking.

Liu Chang'an also breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately there were no other irrelevant people... No, there are also unreliable people among these people, Shangguan Dandan's certification is not equal to Liu Chang'an's certification.

"Professor Liu and Professor Ling should also have dreams, but there is no way to know what their dreams are. They dream because they have your nutrients in their bodies, so they will sense some movements last night, and thus have a dream reaction." Zhu Juntang felt a little regretful.

Professor Liu is such a wonderful person. After he becomes the master of Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect, he will recruit Professor Liu in. This kind of beauty can be used as an important resource to control Liu Changan's position as the master of Lebusi Sect. He only knows that he will sing dragons all day long, and he will never try to make a comeback to regain the position of sect master.

Professor Ling is actually not bad, he can be an elite disciple or something. After all, Professor Ling's charm is only in the temperament and mature posture of a middle-aged, highly educated female elite, and Professor Liu, who can be an elder on an equal footing with Qin Yanan from the very beginning There are still some gaps.

Well, it is necessary to recruit people to be elite disciples, so as to dilute the shameful history that the lowest elite disciple of Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect was only Zhu Juntang.

"They?" Zhongqing didn't understand clearly, but it seemed that Liu Changan and the two professors were also a little unclear?Zhong Qing looked at Liu Chang'an in disbelief and felt aggrieved. She should have approached Liu Chang'an earlier than these two, but Zhong Qing didn't have this nutrient or something!

"Don't listen to her nonsense." Regardless of whether Zhongqing is Shangguan Dandan's certified daughter-in-law, Liu Changan also thinks that she is well-behaved and obedient, so he should calm her down so that she will not send pictures more frequently when she is anxious and impatient. and video to him.

Zhongqing forced a smile, showing a look of how could I take it seriously, but there was already a care in her heart.

Now that he has made progress with Tan Dan, he still needs to win Tan Tan's favor even more, so as to better help the third wife's plan to win favor. As for what nutrients he wants, it's just incidental.

"Professor Liu and Professor Ling dreamed because they were stimulated. So what is the reason for other people to enter the dream?"

Liu Changan knew that Zhu Juntang was delaying the pain of being beaten after breakfast, or delaying going to school, but now he had to take the opportunity to ask her more questions.

Who made him want to get out of her mouth?He had to compromise with her schemes.

Zhu Juntang held a piece of pomelo flesh that looked like countless exquisite diamonds inlaid together, slowly removed a piece of flesh, and then picked it open with a needle tip to add a special seasoning for pomelo flesh. She wanted to finish eating this piece of grapefruit flesh like this Only willing to go to school.

"Because they have light hair on their bodies, they can realize bee thinking. Do you know bee thinking?"

Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Chang'an in the exam. After all, he was also accomplished in biology. From time to time, he would come up with a professional term or two, which would make him feel ashamed and at the same time look at her with admiration.

"That's called hive thinking or hive thinking. You are an illiterate who remembers everything you learn." Liu Changan said angrily.

"Really? The so-called naming is just that the certification of authoritative and standard institutions has gained wide recognition. I will send a letter to the relevant institutions later, so that they will refer to hive thinking in the articles they submit to me in the future." All the words for hive thinking and hive thinking should be changed to bee thinking... no, all of them should be changed to baa baa thinking." Zhu Juntang said nonchalantly.

Baa baa Such a great creature, the overlord of the universe, can't even master this way of thinking?

All the bleats in the universe are under Zhu Juntang's subordinates, and they can all obey and respond to Zhu Juntang's orders, just like bees obey the queen bee.

Liu Changan pressed his temples.

Seeing his action, Zhongqing quickly walked over and stretched out her fingers, turned her head to meet his eyes, waited until he understood what she meant, put down his fingers, and then gently pressed for her.

"He actually doesn't need this kind of external massage to improve his emotions and physical feelings, but there is no doubt that the gentleness from women can soothe his inexplicable irritability." Zhu Juntang analyzed wittily.

"You understand so well, do you know why I am so irritable?" Liu Changan looked at her coldly.

Zhu Juntang hurriedly avoided his eyes and continued to tear apart the grapefruit meat.

"But why do we have thin hair in our body... Where is the hair? What is that for?" Zhongqing asked curiously.

"Have you seen horror movies about iron worms? That's it." Liu Changan said.

"No...not so?" Zhongqing was taken aback, and then realized that Liu Changan must be teasing her, and he really hated it, how could he make Shangguan Dandan so perfect, elegant, dignified, noble, cute, and beautiful? Little girl, what kind of iron nematode is associated with it.

"Men often frighten women to make women feel that they need protection. By using this emotion, they can gain women's dependence, and the sense of dependence is often the reason why women are manipulated by a man." Zhu Juntang couldn't help analyzing again.

"Hurry up and finish your breakfast." Liu Changan couldn't wait to beat his own child.

"Dandan will keep a strand of hair on me, Dongdong, and her certified daughter-in-law. This is something to protect us. At the same time, it can also form baa-baa thinking. This is the basis for us to enter the dream together." Mr. Zhu Tang quickly broke the news in order to divert the bad old man's violent mood of wanting to beat someone.

Although I feel that it is inevitable to be beaten today, who would not resist with fish balls on their backs?

At some point, Dan Dan can disconnect her, Dongdong, and Zhu Juntang from the structure of baa-baa thinking, allowing others to continue to form baa-baa thinking, so that the group can feel Liu Changan's care for the individual among them, which is also a kind of harem Assigned solution.

Dan Dan has always been able to pamper her moths so meticulously, why can't he learn from Dan Dan, be considerate and considerate, and tenderly love his baa?

The first thousand and seventy-seventh chapter Kyushu wind and thunder sword gate new elder

In order to divert Liu Changan's attention and at the same time delay the time to go to school, Zhu Juntang had to reveal a lot of secrets. Maybe the next time he carries out a conspiracy against him, he will be on guard.

But this is something that can’t be helped. Fighting with his father is a lot of fun. Zhu Juntang feels that he still maintains a positive attitude towards learning on the whole. The current resistance is mainly to compete with Liu Changan and show his wit.

After five or six million years, I will take the initiative to go to school, and I will hardly be late and play truant.

However, Zhu Juntang wanted to get rid of the fate of going to school by slowing down the speed of eating breakfast, but it still didn't work.

Liu Changan basically figured out who would enter the dreamland, and after Shangguan Dandan realized the basis for this operation, he didn't want to continue working with Zhu Juntang.

He snatched the grapefruit meat from Zhu Juntang's hand and ate it in one bite.

And drink her juice in one gulp.

There are often forty or fifty varieties of Zhu Juntang's breakfast, each of which is only as small as a chopstick, and Liu Changan eats them all in one bowl.

She could just sit at the dining table and stare at him blankly, without any breakfast as a tool to procrastinate.

Many children eat like counting rice, holding a bowl of rice, holding two grains of rice with chopsticks and putting them in their mouths, and wait for their parents to urge them, then slowly hold one grain with their lips, and put the remaining one in their mouths. Return to bowl.

At this time, parents should not coax or urge, but should grab the job and eat it by themselves, and then starve him until the next meal, to see if he will continue to behave like this.

Zhu Juntang looked quite big, but his problems were no different from that of a child. Liu Changan chose the correct education method.

Driving her to the car and beating her up not only maintained her majesty and leadership in front of the Breadman, but also took care of her self-esteem. At the same time, it played the role of discipline, and Liu Changan himself felt refreshed.

"You...you old bastard...since...since you know that I am a peerless fairy who possesses...the ability to transform, how many years have it been since human beings were born, and that mere injuries won't do anything to me, you After hitting me, even the step of spitting to heal my wounds was omitted..." Zhu Juntang sobbed, feeling that his father's love had been lost a lot.

There may be reasons for Yan Qingcheng and Liu Yuling here, but they are not as good as Zhu Juntang. In the future, as Zhu Juntang grows up, he finally realizes that only the supreme being of the baa-baa universe is the most qualified to inherit the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate The fairy of the Lord.

I don't have to worry too much about losing my heir qualifications and give up fighting with him. This is also a kind of experience, which can make me more insidious, cunning, and resourceful.

"You promised yourself well that you will go to school obediently today, but since you woke up, you have been trying to find ways to skip class. Can you not get beaten?" Liu Changan's tone softened.

He also knew very well that despite her current appearance of a pitiful pear-blossoming little bun, as soon as she found a topic to tease and ridicule him, she would immediately reveal her true colors, and Liu Changan, who could get angry with just a few words, would burst into anger The smoke, ranging from just shattering the eardrums and ignoring her beeping blindly, to bursting the heart in severe cases.

"Obviously... Mingming in the dream last night, you hugged me to sleep, you would rather not move at all... I don't want to, I don't want to disturb my sleep, the way you love me so much, but when you wake up, you are so cruel!"

Zhu Juntang hugged his favorite little quilt and was heartbroken. There are many bleating patterns on this quilt. They run, play, eat grass, and do whatever they want on the green grassland, which represents Zhu Juntang's uninhibited desire for freedom. Heart.

"You know it's a dream too?"

"Aren't parents supposed to realize their daughter's dreams?"

"The point is, your dreams are often wishful thinking! Either you want to usurp the throne, or you want to ride on my neck to do your best, and you want me to turn into a walking dead. If your dreams come true, how can you have me? "If Liu Changan wasn't free, he wouldn't want to talk to her at all.

By the way, talking directly to her is often harmful to physical and mental health. Liu Changan understands why Su Mei often sends messages to Zhu Juntang through Zhongqing instead of talking to her directly.

Liu Changan took out his mobile phone to look at it. Although this thing will slowly reduce people's IQ, especially on thinking logic, memory ability, and reading ability, it is still acceptable compared to Zhu Juntang's harm to him.

Zhu Juntang hugged the quilt and covered himself completely, lying on the seat motionless, usurping the throne is a must, and riding on Liu Changan's neck to be a domineering is a lofty ideal that cannot be shaken for [-] million years. A walking dead who only knows to love her one daughter, can she give up!

Thinking about his various strategies in his heart, Zhu Juntang raised one foot and put it on Liu Changan's body to show that although he had dealt with him, he could still suppress him a little.

With his eyes exposed from under the quilt, Zhu Juntang glanced out of the car window, but saw Liu Yuewang sitting on the side of the road talking to someone.

There was some traffic jam ahead, and the traffic was slow. Zhu Juntang hurriedly knelt by the window and watched, then turned around and greeted Liu Changan, "Father, Professor Liu is very lonely, and he is being touched in broad daylight."

Liu Changan didn't want to talk to her at first, but he still had to care about his girlfriend's mother based on his status and relationship, so he glanced at her.

Professor Liu is looking for someone to tell a fortune.

So Liu Chang'an suspected that Zhu Juntang knew that it was fortune-telling, and he just said that on purpose. The place on Taiwan Island has not experienced all kinds of ideological education, revolutionary movements, and belongs to the place where traditional Chinese dross is collected. When it comes to superstition, Taiwan Island is in It is one of the best in the Chinese cultural circle.