I'm really immortal

Chapter 82 Fake Sheep

Liu Changan grilled the big yellow croaker, fish roe and fish bubbles, and served them together. Besides the shrimp and corn rice, he also took some snowflake beef and grilled them slowly over the charcoal fire.

The wild large yellow croaker is delicious and tender, in the shape of an extremely beautiful garlic clove. With a chopstick, each piece of fish is crystal clear, like a thinly cut jade, exuding aroma and soft luster. The mouth is sweet and delicious, which will make people Immediately, this is the amazing feeling of fish.

The fish maw is soft and glutinous, but it’s not so tasty, but it’s an excellent tonic for girls. One mouthful can cost at least several thousand yuan. It’s just that An Nuan and Yan Qingcheng don’t know, and Liu Chang’an doesn’t care... It’s really priceless It is not necessary to clearly point out what the nutritional product is.

"This fish roe is also delicious. It's the same as crab roe, and it's not fishy at all. If there are more fish roe, it's good to make hot pot with fish roe." An Nuan was worried about the cholesterol content of the fish roe, while imagining more Tasteful way.

"Next time, I'll invite you to the Three Canteens. There is fish roe hot pot. The raw materials may not be as good as these, but the spicy and spicy ones are also special for dinner." Yan Qingcheng and Tong Xi went to eat together, girls They have small appetites, so they can often chip in a few people to eat a big dish, which may be more cost-effective than buying one or two meat dishes alone.

"Okay, okay!"

Liu Changan cooked the meals, because he was often amazed by his own cooking skills and immersed in the elegant and artistic superb skills, he usually didn't talk much.

Just looking at An Nuan and Yan Qingcheng talking very happily, I can't help feeling a little regretful, why can't Zhu Juntang become good friends with An Nuan and Yan Qingcheng?

A real good friend is not like An Nuan and Bai Hui.

If you think about it carefully, it may be difficult for normal human beings and people whose brains and thinking are in line with the usual cognitive logic of society to become good friends with Zhu Juntang.

Bai Hui is a fairy, not a normal human being, Shangguan Dandan is a little fire bird, a zombie, and an old lady cultivating immortals, and Zhou Dongdong has no intelligence, so they can play well with Zhu Juntang as a matter of course.

Qin Yanan and Zhu Juntang are also best friends, so what's going on?

Yes, Qin Yanan is a reborn person, and likes to carry a gestational sac all day to pretend to be a pregnant woman, which is not normal.

It can be deduced from this that because he is surrounded by normal humans like An Nuan and Yan Qingcheng, then he is also a normal human being, and he has not fallen into Zhu Juntang's pollution aura and became crazy.

I can't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Recently, Zhu Juntang often tosses and PUA him, which makes him gradually have some cognitive abnormalities. Fortunately, his heart is still indestructible, and Zhu Juntang has not achieved his goal: turning him into a walking dead who only knows to love her .

Liu Changan was in a happy mood, and at this time Feng'er also lifted the corners of his mouth to a smiling angle. At a glance, he saw that An Nuan was wearing black patent leather uniform shoes and white half socks. Sensual, but extraordinarily slender and straight, the light skirt swings slightly, revealing more leg muscles under the skirt from time to time, even though we all know that there must be safety pants under such a short skirt, but it still makes people peep into more girls' secrets satisfaction.

Yu Dafu wrote in "The Past" that as soon as he saw the pink, white and glutinous rice, he would think of what he would do if the bowl contained a woman's fat and tender feet. Imagining such a situation, the rice Eat an extra bowl of rice.

Probably for the same reason, in front of a beautiful girl like An Nuan, he ate an extra bowl of steamed rice with shrimps and corn that Liu Changan had prepared for her.

"Is your volleyball team practicing today?" Liu Changan wanted to watch An Nuan play. He used to watch An Nuan when he was in high school. Now that he is in better shape, there is no reason why he doesn't want to watch.

An Nuan's good looks are just one of the good things about her playing.

When she jumped up and held her head up, her eyes were fixed on the ball, she was very energetic and full of vitality.

When she is standing to serve, she has a tall and straight figure, especially the lines of her chest, back, waist and hips, and her legs have the strength of movement and the softness of a girl.

Liu Changan especially likes to see her attacking and scoring goals, walking back and forth triumphantly in front of the net with her head tilted. In his eyes, she is really cute.

"No...no, I won't train today." An Nuan felt a little threatening. A while ago, a new team member who was a bit flamboyant came, and now a new player who is not only flirtatious but also powerful, these two people saw Liu Changan, Definitely can't help it.

An Nuan is confident that her man will not be seduced by them, but if they sway their heads and flirt with Liu Chang'an from time to time, An Nuan will be upset too, right?

Liu Changan glanced at An Nuan, thinking it was related to the topic she had just talked to Yan Qingcheng, then smiled... It doesn't matter, if you can't watch her play volleyball, let him play volleyball at another time.

After lunch, with Yan Qingcheng here, it was not convenient for An Nuan and Liu Changan to leave her to find a place to improve their intimacy, so An Nuan drove back to the Business School.

On the contrary, Liu Chang'an became interested in the structural design and electrical system of this kind of kitchen car. After finding a set of on-board repair tools, he disassembled some parts to have a look.

Yan Qingcheng's class in the afternoon was the same as that of Liu Chang'an and Zhu Juntang, and she was not in a hurry to leave, and stood by the side to hand him a wrench or something.

Liu Changan is basically the same body except that his head is different from Professor Liu Jianshe... Most of the time, he sticks his head under the car or inside some structural parts, making Yan Qingcheng fantasize that he is now helping Professor Liu Jianshe, not at all. what an obstacle.

Whether it's serving as a cooking assistant for Professor Liu Jianshe, or as an apprentice repairman, Yan Qingcheng is very happy, and the smile on her face gradually becomes brighter and warmer. It would be even better if her mother is here at this time.

Like in many American dramas and movies, the father of a family of three is repairing the car, the children join in the fun, and he also passes tools like Yan Qingcheng, and the mother brings a pot of tea and snacks and sits and watches, peaceful And beautiful everyday.

"Do you know how to repair grape trellises? During the Chinese New Year, the grape trellises at home fell down, and I couldn't lift them up. When the fruit is hung, it will be even heavier." Yan Qingcheng knelt beside the wheels, facing the car. Liu Changan, who was crawling around underneath, said.

"That's easy... Next time I go to your house, I can fix it." Liu Changan put down the tools in his hand and got out from under the car.

"Okay." Yan Qingcheng looked up at him expectantly. Professor Liu Jianshe is also so tall. A man of this height is especially likely to make his children admire him. He is so tall and strong. So omnipotent.

"Let's go." Liu Changan wiped his hands, and ignored the oil and dust on his body.

"The car..."

"They can fix it themselves." Liu Changan left with a normal expression. The current car is really too complicated.

The more complicated it is, the less reliable it is. In the past, Liu Changan dismantled Dongfanghong tractors and Jiefang brand trucks, dismantled them casually and put them back together casually. The structure is simple and reliable, and it can be built without any problem.

Now it's a kitchen car, and he's been unable to restore it, can he be blamed?The more developed the technology, the more functions will inevitably be added to various tool products, and these functions mean that the structure and subdivided parts will become more sophisticated, which will increase the manufacturing cost, increase the consumption of labor and resources, and will also bring more many socioeconomic benefits.

As for whether it is more reliable, easier to use, and more comfortable to experience?It can only be said that there are different opinions.

Liu Changan started thinking about technology and economic issues from the dismantling of the kitchen car. After his thoughts sublimated, the little frustration just now disappeared.

After returning to the teaching building, Yan Qingcheng paid attention to the influence, and did not continue to stick to Liu Changan's side, so as not to create any rumors that An Nuan and Yan Qingcheng share the same boyfriend... The more absurd the rumor, the more widely it can spread , People often don't care whether the rumors are reasonable, but only care about whether they can satisfy their gossip and novelty psychology.

Liu Changan did not enter the classroom, but looked at the time on his mobile phone. There was still class in the afternoon, and Zhu Juntang was very likely to skip class. If there were 10 minutes left before class time, and she hadn't arrived in front of the teaching building, he would go to Catch the sheep.

Probably because of the beating this morning and his threat to take Yan Qingcheng to the amusement park, it still had some effect. There were still 10 minutes before the class time, and she came over, unlike the usual class bell. Ken into the classroom.

Zhu Juntang's dictionary does not include the word "avoiding suspicion", or it will be annotated as: You'd better avoid making Baa Baa feel that you are suspected of competing with Baa Baa for father's love.

As soon as she saw Liu Chang'an, she ran over waving her hands, and pulled Liu Chang'an away. Liu Chang'an stood still, and she ran behind him, pushed her head against him, and yelled at herself. Cheering up, it reminded Liu Changan of the lamb doll that pushed open her bedroom door, which was also custom-made based on herself.

Liu Chang'an was afraid that her head would be broken, so he reluctantly sat in Bai Hui's car.

Like Professor Liu, the first thing Bai Hui did when he got his new car was the decoration. The inside of the car was delicious, and all kinds of dolls and stickers fully proved that it was a little fairy's car.

"You also put dolls in that position? When the airbag deploys, these dolls can blow the skulls of people on the passenger seat into the air." Liu Changan looked inside the car. In fact, the space of this MINI is not bad. The decoration of fennel is as small and exquisite as that of Wuling Hongguang MINIEV.

He had read an article in a magazine about the car shock in the Mini, which introduced several actions and postures with pictures and texts.

At that time, Mini still symbolized British culture, exquisite petty bourgeois life and so on. It was the last afterglow of the British auto industry... It is said that because the British were too young, BMW later changed it to MINI in all capitals.

Liu Changan, who has some experience, agrees with BMW's operation. The prevalence of British corruption culture is probably closely related to it.

"I don't usually sit in the co-pilot." Bai Hui said so, and she still reached out to take the doll off, but Zhu Juntang had already pulled it off first...Because Zhu Juntang was sitting in the co-pilot seat just now, a little Worry about your own cranium.

Bai Hui pouted, feeling sorry for the rough treatment of the doll, Zhu Juntang's pulling action was the same as when Bai Hui took Shangguan Dandan out to play, and Shangguan Dandan also liked to pull some decorations like this.

But Zhu Juntang just pulled it off and left it alone, and Shangguan Dandan often tried to take it for himself.

"Why is there no one sitting on it? I just sat on it." Liu Changan rubbed his forehead and confirmed that there was a car accident, and the doll should be crushed by his skull.

Bai Hui pursed her lips and smiled lightly, holding the steering wheel and turning it with pride. Her new car was given to him for the first time carrying people.

Some people have sat in the passenger seat without knowing how many people... Although it was not what that person wanted, but the fact is that, Bai Hui temporarily took the lead.

"Let's talk about the business first, and then you flirt with each other." Zhu Juntang was deeply scheming, ready to use the method of ignoring the facts and fabricating the facts to form a psychological suggestion, so that Liu Changan could slowly accept the soul imprint of his flirting with Bai Hui.

"No." Bai Hui delicately denied, and adjusted the tightness of the seat belt on her own. The last time Liu Changan was sitting in the passenger seat, she seemed to be peeking at her being strangled, a little suspicious of deliberately seducing him. Well, Bai Hui didn't mean that, she pulled the seat belt back and forth to wash away the suspicion.

"Fart, let go." Liu Changan was too lazy to argue with Zhu Juntang that he was not flirting with Bai Hui at all.

"Elder Bai...this is another heavyweight in our sect, recommended by Ben...Ben...baaaa." Zhu Juntang stretched out his hands and pointed at Bai Hui.

Chapter 83 Dead wood cannot be carved

Zhu Juntang has comparative research on the history of the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, which originated from her reading "Looking for Qin Ji".

Therefore, I became interested in another book "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty" by the same author.

After flipping through it casually, I naturally have a certain understanding and thinking about the history of the Tang Dynasty.

Liu Yuewang gave her a class, which involved the historical and cultural knowledge of the Tang Dynasty, which was also the focus of her explanation.

"Why was Li Shimin able to kill Li Yuanba in Tiananmen Square, and finally forced Li Yuan to abdicate? It was because he had many accomplices. I personally recommended two new elders of Fengleijianmen in Kyushu. To me, it is like Kou Zhun and Xu Ziling. For Li Shimin." Zhu Juntang explained plainly why he wanted to further expand his strength.

Ever since he knew that Li Shimin kicked his father from the throne and became the emperor himself, Zhu Juntang took Li Shimin as a learning object.

Li Shimin later became Tian Khan, further expanding the power of Datang, and his historical status far surpassed his father Li Yuan, which is enough to prove how correct it is to drive his father away from his position.

Bai Hui blinked her eyes and saw that Liu Changan's trousers were a bit dirty, fearing that he would also dirty her beloved car, she unbuckled her seat belt, took a wet tissue and turned her head to wipe his trousers attentively.

She really wants to join Kyushu Fengleijianmen, but she is not very good at how to deal with Liu Changan, so she can only leave it to Zhu Juntang, so what Zhu Juntang said is messed up now, Bai Hui can only resist to correct it, so as not to interfere It was Zhu Juntang's persuasion effect.

It's really strange to think about it, most people can't reason with Liu Chang'an seriously, but it's Zhu Juntang's nonsense, but he can deal with Liu Chang'an.

Liu Changan was silent for a while.

When Zhu Juntang was about to speak again, Liu Changan decided to correct her... There is no way, education is to be swayed by what one sees and hears in daily life, seeing where she is, these wrong historical knowledge speaks out, and letting her play it will only lead to her failure Misperceptions form more and more stable memories, which cannot be corrected in the future.

"First, it was the change of Xuanwu Gate. Second, Li Yuanba is a fictitious character, and the historical prototype is Li Xuanba, and he was not killed by Li Shimin. Third, Kou Zhun was from the Song Dynasty. The protagonist, Kou Zhong, he and Xu Ziling are not under Li Shimin either!" Liu Changan stretched out his hand to grab Zhu Juntang's ear, and then let her go.

Zhu Juntang turned around and wanted to pounce on him and bite him, but Bai Hui's car didn't have enough space like her own, which severely limited her force.

Forget it, after all, it is important to do big things. Zhu Juntang temporarily wrote down this account, and was going to use the power of wind and thunder on the horns to contradict him after he became a fairy. Ball, maybe it can also cut off the threat of triplets and quadruplets.

Thinking of plots and tricks in his heart, Zhu Juntang felt a little more refreshed. The stupid Liu Chang'an didn't know anything about her ruthless strategy. He would not be able to react until the last moment when he was plotted to usurp the throne, just like Li Yuan. He stared dumbfounded at Li Shimin standing in front of him with Kou Zhun and Xu Ziling and said: Daddy, please leave this world to my child!

Bai Hui heard Zhu Juntang's eyes aim at some unknown place, and let out a malicious "hehe" laugh, she quickly pushed her, and continued to talk about business, but she didn't know what bad things to think about!

"In short, what you said is not important. What's important is this principle... You must see the essence through the surface. What you said is just the idiom of abandoning the basics and chasing the last, do you understand the idiom?"

"I don't understand." Liu Changan looked at her coldly.

"The synonym of abandoning the basics and chasing the last is to pursue the sword..."

Liu Changan couldn't bear it anymore, he opened the door and got out of the car.

Bai Hui quickly got out of the car, circled around, trotted to catch up, and pushed Liu Changan back. It was a matter of her joining the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect. Bai Hui couldn't do nothing... Even though Zhu Juntang said , after she joined, sometimes when she contributed, Bai Hui didn't quite understand, but she was a little shy, and there was anticipation born of curiosity.

"You want to compare me to Li Yuan, don't you?" Liu Changan sat back in the car and threatened Zhu Juntang first, "Li Yuan had 11 children before he raised his army, and later he gave birth to 30 more."

Zhu Juntang couldn't help but froze.

She had never heard of it!It seems that in this part of history, the bad old man is still better than himself.

One Liu Yiling has already made Zhu Juntang feel like an enemy... If there are thirty or forty younger sisters, they follow him in groups and yell "baa-baa" loudly at him, this scene is a bit happy to think about.

Some jumped on his head and pulled sheep dung balls, some yelled loudly in his ears, some hit his ass, and some rubbed on his legs...

No, no matter how happy he is, he can't let him have so many younger sisters. Zhu Juntang is keen to build a harem for him, mainly because it is difficult for him to have children, but it can distract him. Compete for the heir to the position of sect master!

However, this matter can be discussed in the long run. After all, it is not so easy for him to get so many daughters. The most urgent task is to let Zhu Juntang seek to usurp the throne.

Li Yuan has so many sons and daughters, what's the use in the end!No one can shake Li Shimin's position as emperor. Isn't Zhu Juntang not as good as Li Shimin?

Zhu Juntang still has this confidence.

"Today's point is that Bai Hui will join the Kyushu Fenglei Jianmen as the elder. As for the child you and Hui Hui will have in the future... Well, it will probably be called Liu Xiaobaizhu or something. Liu Xiaobaizhu will compete with me. I'll talk about it later." After figuring it out, Zhu Juntang resisted the intimidation brought by Liu Chang'an's crowd tactics.

"It's disgusting! I won't..." Bai Hui couldn't accept it at all, and raised her hands to press her blushing cheeks, "Whose child will be called Little White Pig?"

"Liu Xiaobaixiong!"

"do not want!"

"Liu Little Grasshopper! That's it."

"what!"

"Anyway, I want to be Liu Xiaocao's godmother."

"Of course godmother can... Ah, where is the fuss? Don't keep talking nonsense." Bai Hui clenched her small fist and beat Zhu Juntang's shoulder. Pure girls are always so shy when they talk about such topics. Unstoppable gesture, while sneaking a glance at his reaction.

"Wait." Liu Chang'an raised his hand to interrupt the topic they were talking about, "To join the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect, the most important thing is to have super powers. Bai Hui doesn't have any super powers."

"she……"

"The growth and development of body parts are in good condition...or excellent, which cannot be regarded as superpower. If this is considered superpower, then in the gym, if you only train the upper body but not legs, and only train the buttocks but not other positions, the body parts look like They are all well-developed, can they be considered as super powers?" Liu Changan prevented Zhu Juntang from talking about Baifen's obvious secondary sexual characteristics.

"I actually have superpowers." After Bai Hui finished speaking, she puffed up her cheeks, as if she was being forced to reveal her secret.

"What super power?" Zhu Juntang was very interested. Although the most important ability of everyone in the sect is to compete for favor, it is also a good thing to have other abilities.

Bai Hui took out her mobile phone and played a video of a TV series in which a person with supernatural powers uses his mind to control the interrogation and make others confide in information.

"I'm not that strong, but it's more or less okay." Bai Hui put the phone back on her chest, and at the same time used the movement of opening her clothes to distract him and lower his vigilance with the "super fierce" ability.

"If you have such abilities, no matter how strong or weak, I will consider you to have superpowers." Liu Changan sneered, brain control or mind control, he has only seen similar methods in Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan stared at others lightly, showing the majesty in his eyes, thus taking other people's gifts, gifts and so on was not counted.

It refers to Shangguan Dandan's ability to let everyone enter the dreamland, but it is not the kind of ability to completely control others.

Zhu Juntang always wants Liu Changan to become a walking dead who only knows to love her, which also belongs to similar ability needs, but she obviously doesn't have it either.

White fennel has it?

Bai Hui, on the other hand, was full of confidence, looking out the window with her head held high, and then she chose a target to show her ability, "Handsome guy, can you tell me your mobile phone number?"

"200808230618."

"Okay, thank you, goodbye."