I'm really immortal

"Hahahaha..." Zhu Juntang couldn't help laughing, the pig-headed military strategist is the pig-headed military strategist, although he is not as witty as the Zhuge Baa-baa military strategist holding the spider, but he is a military strategist after all.

"She showed the ability to let others confide in information, and at the same time showed the ability to come and go as soon as she is called." After Zhu Juntang realized it, he quickly explained the superpower possessed by Bai Hui.

"Do you think I have a problem with my brain, or do you have a problem with your own brain?" Liu Changan folded his hands on his chest, looking at a pig and a sheep in disbelief, "You're fooling me like that?"

Bai Hui got off the driver's seat again, came to the rear compartment, raised her skirt and knelt on the back seat, clasped her hands together and bowed, her eyelashes fluttered and her eyes were like black rocks washed by water in the night, Moist and gloomy, "Master Sect Master, please, let me join Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect!"

wipe!Zhu Juntang's eyes lit up, and the little white pig finally came to his senses. The bad old man usually doesn't eat hard and soft, but when the soft and cute girl begs softly, he just eats it!

"Hey." Liu Changan sighed, thinking about the current Kyushu Fengleijianmen, the main executive force is actually himself and Li Hongfang, plus Qin Yanan and Shangguan Dandan who can occasionally play a role, the rest are nothing more than a group of playful creatures .

"彳行口巴i" Liu Changan drew a long tone, and at the same time pronounced the exclamation point into the letter "i" to express his reluctance.

Bai Hui raised her hands and patted the mat several times vigorously, her face beaming with joy and joy.

Zhu Juntang also straightened his body, and puffed up his cheeks, as if his whole body was a little swollen, indicating that the power of bleating had strengthened again.

"However, I can't be the elder of the Kyushu Fengleijianmen. Like Zhu Juntang, they are now in the ranks of the holy maiden protectors." Liu Changan gathered together the three guardians of "pigs, dogs, and sheep" for Zhou Dongdong.

"Okay!" Bai Hui nodded hastily. In this regard, she has no intention of fighting for power, unless there will be someone surnamed An in the future... no, if her good friend and the person named Cheng join in, Bai Hui will pay attention. Everyone's ranking or something.

It's not aimed at it, the main thing is that everyone is like this, and they don't care about the achievements of strangers, only people they know will care a little bit.

"However, Xiaotang, why are you a Dharma protector like me?" Bai Hui was puzzled, she thought that Zhu Juntang must be under one person and above ten thousand people, and when she usually sees her talking about Kyushu Fengleijianmen, she always seems to be confused. The position of deputy sect master seemed to be at his fingertips, and he would ride on Liu Chang'an's head at every turn to do his best.

"After I join the party, I will be a saint. Didn't you see that Yan Qingcheng has already written the application for me?" Zhu Juntang was a little embarrassed, and emphasized loudly, "From the beginning to the present, I can be said to have been promoted continuously. The third level, it can be said that there are three ups and downs, from ordinary helpers to intern helpers, he was expelled again, joined again and promoted to the saintess protector, and then to the protector... Hey, old man, I have become a protector, Don't forget!"

As Zhu Juntang said, she almost forgot, because her status was too noble, she often didn't care about titles and such false names, how could she know that she was almost demoted by Liu Changan again.

"Nothing." Liu Changan shook his head, "That time a wild boar crashed into Su Nanxiu's old Rolls-Royce Phantom, I took the wild boar away, and she asked me to pay for it. Guardian of the Wind and Thunder Sword Gate, I just called you a Guardian of Bamboo, but you are still just a guardian of the Holy Maiden." (Volume Three

Chapter 84)

"Is that so?" Zhu Juntang couldn't remember clearly, as if before that, she was just a fat sheep?

"I said yes, and no." Liu Changan had to let her figure out that he still has the final say on the Kyushu Wind and Thunder Sword Gate.

Zhu Juntang was a little disapprovingly frustrated, it didn't matter, which of the big men who finally reached the top in the past dynasties didn't have the experience of climbing from the grassroots?

This is the qualifications that she can really climb to the top. Some so-called outstanding talents appear to be in a high position as soon as they are recruited, but they often stop here in their lifetime.

"Come on, I'm in class. If you skip class, you two will be expelled together."

"Wait, let me chat with the new guardian." Zhu Juntang poked Liu Changan away with his finger.

Liu Chang'an didn't believe that she sent her away just to escape, and walked towards the classroom exuding a strong self-confidence that dominated everything.

"I can't tell, you still begged for this trick!" Zhu Juntang smiled at Bai Hui.

Bai Hui thought that Zhu Juntang was going to skip class again, so she was shot while lying down, and she was expelled just now after trying to join. That is simply creating the shortest joining history in the school, right?

"I also had an idea. After all, you told me before that Liu Changan only takes this trick. If you want him to take the initiative to be considerate and understand girls, like licking a dog and arrange everything without anyone talking, that's not right. It's possible." Bai Hui was a little proud, feeling that she had made great progress, and had already given all the corners to... nothing.

"You've been like this for a long time! You've been like this for a long time, maybe there is a gestational sac bleating in your stomach." Zhu Juntang couldn't help sighing.

"What are you talking about? I just... I did this just to join the Nine Provinces Fenglei Sword Sect, not to get along with him. There are completely different differences here and there, understand?" Bai Hui hastily explained clearly , lest Zhu Juntang think that she is ready to stick out her tongue and lick it all the time.

"It's really rotten wood that can't be carved. Do you know the meaning of this saying? It means that your thinking is old, you will never get his carving, and you still want a gestational sac?" Zhu Juntang hit Baifen several times, and got out of the car , it seems that Baifen needs to be carefully trained to give birth to something like Liu Xiaocao, and let Liu Xiaocao bleat behind her ass.

Chapter 85 The Antarctic Man and the Second Child

After two classes in the afternoon, Zhu Juntang was going to find Qin Yanan.

Because the topics at noon today include the selection of Li Yuan's heir to the throne, the struggle between Li Shimin and the other princes, and what is the name of the child born to Bai Hui, etc., so Zhu Juntang thought it could be used, and went to Qin Yanan to do something by the way come out.

For example, let Qin Yanan be wary of Bai Hui, and after Bai Hui is keenly aware of this vigilance, she will naturally get closer to Zhu Juntang and consolidate the effect of forming a clique.

Qin Yanan will also realize that Zhu Juntang is Liu Yuyi's godmother and half-sister after all, and his attitude towards Zhu Juntang must change, which is also in Zhu Juntang's design.

In a word, Zhu Juntang was very interested in being able to have a good time among everyone, sow dissension, and fan the flames at the same time.

Liu Changan could tell from Zhu Juntang's expression that she had bad intentions, but he didn't bother to care about her, anyway, she promised to go to Liu Yuewang's class after dinner at Qin Yanan's.

Liu Yuewang's class... Liu Chang'an didn't expect Professor Liu's teaching results to be as good as Yan Qingcheng's.

However, she is a well-known professor after all, with a high level of education and self-cultivation, and her daily words and deeds are full of the temperament and background of an intellectual woman. Zhu Juntang is by her side, and there will always be some progress under the influence of her ears and eyes.

After looking at the official Weibo of the volleyball team, she knew that An Nuan was actually going to participate in a training camp today. She didn't want him to see three volleyball rackets on the court, and two volleyballs bouncing around. don't go.

After all, he is not such a superficial person.

Just as he was about to go home, Yan Qingcheng called and asked where he was.

After talking about the place, she came running quickly, walking under the mottled light and shade of the trees, her long hair was combed by the late spring wind, the girl's tall figure was very light, her legs were wrapped in soft and close-fitting clothes, straight And the slender shape, so Liu Changan waited for her to approach, first suggested to her: "Eat more at night."

Many people are over-nourished now, Yan Qingcheng is not included, she still needs to gain more fat, and distribute it reasonably to various parts of the body, it will be healthier, in case the end of the world suddenly comes in a few days, she can still rely on her own The fat lasts for a few more days.

This kind of probability is not high, but it may still happen, so the old adage of being born in sorrow and dying in peace is to remind everyone to hoard supplies at all times to be prepared.

Yan Qingcheng was slightly out of breath. After listening to his words, it took three seconds to react. She couldn't help showing a bright smile, with tenderness in the corners of her eyes... The care from the person she admires always makes a girl give birth to a child. Some happiness comes.

He seems to like to cook food for people close to him. He would tell others to eat more, which should be a way of expressing their close relationship. Otherwise, who would care about how much others eat?

Recalling the scene of everyone dining together in Nanshan Ranch, except for the special case of Zhu Juntang, Zhou Dongdong, Zhou Shuling and Shangguan Dandan who are closest to him are also the three most edible.

"Okay, I plan to try Shiziping Pork with Lin Yueyue and the others tonight." Yan Qingcheng nodded vigorously, obediently and obediently.

"Shiziping braised pork... the braised pork in their place has some characteristics." Liu Changan also nodded in praise of this choice.

Speaking of braised meat, I really can’t finish talking about its taste and complicated and diverse methods for three days and three nights. Don’t look at the trend of being dominated by dried plum vegetables and preserved vegetables in the braised pork industry. There are many different ways of doing things, and many people have their own understanding of how to cook meat.

There is Zhao’s braised pork in Shandong cuisine, and the hot pot province has a way of eating sweet and salty braised pork. The west of southern Guangdong likes to steam it with taro. Wen Hao claims that he can't do without the side dish in his life.

It’s just that most of these braised pork will use pork belly, cut into slices or diced, while Shiziping braised pork belongs to the face braised pork in the south of Shonan, and the skin of the pork belly is not cut in one piece.

I remember that every year, festivals, weddings and funerals, meat will be buckled.

Kill a pig, take the pig skin and divide it into evenly sized pieces. After making the pork skin, put a lot of meat on the bottom of the bowl, and then put it in a steamer. In the age when the material is not abundant, you can eat meat like this The dishes, people can't help but be very satisfied, often eat oily mouth, shredded pork stuffed between the teeth.

"My house is also close to Shiziping, and I went there with my mother for a few banquets, and I was very impressed with their braised pork. When I was a child, I thought it was a bit too fatty, but now I think about it, but my mouth is watering." Yan Qingcheng Said a little embarrassedly.

"I guess if you go tonight, you won't be able to taste the taste of your childhood. You have to eat local dishes to get the taste of many dishes." Liu Changan recalled the scene of eating the flowing water banquet. The feeling when going to dinner is completely different.

"The taste is definitely different... Anyway, I want to gain weight, so I should eat more fat. The students in the dormitory say that I am indeed a little thin." Yan Qingcheng's purpose is not to taste the taste.

Liu Changan thought, why don't we make braised pork tonight, and wait until we go to the vegetable market or supermarket to see if we can buy pork skin, plum meat, pork belly and other ingredients.

"By the way, I want you to help me deliver this to Professor Liu." Yan Qingcheng ran to look for Liu Chang'an, of course not just to report that she wanted to eat pork belly at night.

She took out a pair of shoes from her bag, looked at them again, and then paid attention to Liu Changan's expression and handed them over.

Liu Changan took it over. These are a pair of thousand-ply bottom fabric slippers. The stitching is purely handmade. It can't be called a superb skill, but each stitch is solid and precise, which is very time-consuming and labor-intensive.

"Cloth shoes with thousand-ply soles are common, but slippers are still rare." Liu Changan couldn't help laughing, Yan Qingcheng is quite creative in design.

"If it's autumn and winter, it's more suitable to make cloth shoes with thousand layers of soles. The ones I made are more comfortable for you to wear at home or in an air-conditioned room. When the temperature is higher, the soles of your feet will burn when you wear them." Yan Yan Qingcheng raised her hand and pressed her eyebrows, "If Professor Liu doesn't like it...you can throw it away for me."

Seeing her swaying slightly, with a worried look on her face, Liu Changan grabbed the shoe and patted it in the palm of his hand, "Why don't you like it? This kind of shoe is very suitable for Professor Liu's image of a traditional male senior intellectual."

"I think so too." Yan Qingcheng chose this gift because of course she had considered it well. Hearing that Liu Changan agreed, she couldn't help being a little excited. She even wanted to see Professor Liu wearing the shoes she gave her, the warm and easy-going look of an elegant man at home. The image is like that time when he was cooking at Mr. Qin's house. He was wearing a wide-sleeved home clothes and an apron when he was cooking.

"I have a heart." Liu Changan patted the top of Yan Qingcheng's head in satisfaction. It is really getting harder and harder to receive handmade gifts now... An Nuan made clothes and scarves for him.

The prevalence of consumerism and the festive business and consumption atmosphere have made gift delivery very different from before.

This kind of thousand-ply-soled cloth shoes is actually not expensive, but the pure handmade ones are complicated in workmanship, cumbersome, difficult, and time-consuming. Liu Changan felt that Yan Qingcheng was too thoughtful, "Don't delay your study, you must It is not easy to make such a pair of shoes in school. I feel that it takes much more time than teaching Zhu Juntang... If you spend the time making shoes to teach Zhu Juntang, how much will you have to earn for supplementary lessons? ?”

"It can't be calculated like this... Some things should be done or not, should be done, and can't be calculated with money." Yan Qingcheng is still very clear about this truth.

"That's the reason." Liu Changan slid his palm slightly, stroked Yan Qingcheng's soft hair, and patted her on the shoulder lightly. She was really well-behaved and sensible. This is the feeling of filial piety from a loving father and daughter.

He couldn't help but looked up in the direction of the top of Lushan Mountain, and then made up his mind that after Professor Liu Jianshe appeared, he must let the old professor give Yan Qingcheng the feeling of paternal love that Yan Qingcheng wanted.

Seeing that he readily accepted and there was a gentle feeling of love in his eyes, even though he was still Liu Changan in front of him, Yan Qingcheng had already narrowed her eyes slightly, pursed her mouth and lowered her head to look at the ground, clasping her hands in front of her belly, obediently and contented It looks like a kitten nestled in the arms of its owner in winter for him to pet its head.

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Zhu Juntang sniffed and wanted to sneeze a little bit, but he couldn't, and felt extremely uncomfortable.

It might be the reason why Qin Zisi was here, Zhu Juntang thought about it casually, and decided to let Qin Zisi take the blame.

She has now reached the top of Lushan Mountain, and is at Qin Yanan's house. When she went up the mountain, she didn't consider that Qin Zisi was there, which made it inconvenient for Zhu Juntang to talk about many topics that she had originally prepared.

"Little sister, do you stay here all day and don't you go to work?" Zhu Juntang wanted to send Qin Zisi away.

"I'll rest today." Qin Zisi said angrily.

Originally, I had met the third wife yesterday. What the third wife meant was that Li Hongfang was in charge of contacting Qin Zisi.

Seeing that Li Hongfang was unhappy, Qin Zisi had no choice but to make an appointment with Li Hongfang, cancel today's schedule, and wait to meet Li Hongfang.

As a result, Li Hongfang lingered until noon before telling Qin Zisi that she had a dream last night and was going to write a script and make a movie, and used such ridiculous reasons to dove Qin Zisi.

Qin Zisi was so angry that he just stayed at his sister's house all day and didn't go out. How could he know that Zhu Juntang, who was particularly capable of annoying people, came to him again.

"Are you sitting here like a Bodhisattva when you are resting? Look, you almost have smoke above your head, so you are more like a Bodhisattva smoked in the temple." Zhu Juntang folded his hands on his chest, looking at Qin Zisi leisurely.

"I suggest you accumulate some virtue, don't let Bodhisattvas also say hello." Qin Zisi said with a glare.

"Huh? As a public official, you actually believe in superstition. I want to report you."

"Go ahead."

"I think your rank is low, and your salary and benefits are not good, so you must have no money. How about you go shopping, as long as you don't buy the entire Baolong Center two buildings, your consumption today will be counted as mine."

"Do you believe that I led the team to seal your Baolong Center?" After talking to Zhu Juntang for a few words, Qin Zisi suddenly felt that Zhu Juntang was still far ahead in terms of annoying people.

Li Hongfang is arrogant at most, and it is inevitable to encounter such things as letting pigeons at the same time in the workplace, but Zhu Juntang has never encountered a second person.

"You seal it, how many do I have in the whole country... Well, there are basically all big cities, if you have the ability, you seal them all." Zhu Juntang didn't take it to heart at all, not to mention Qin Zisi's just angry words, even if it was true It's closed, it's not a big deal.

This Qin Zisi was born in the Qin family, but his ideological realm was still of a small family, which was not comparable to her sister's.

If Qin Yanan threatened Zhu Juntang, it would probably be to blow pillow wind in Liu Changan's ear to make him grow up, or to say something that she had absorbed enough nutrition and would give birth to Liu Yu soon, which made Zhu Juntang frightened Trembling with fear, I just want to cry and roll on the ground.

Sure enough, recruiting two elders to fight against Qin Yanan by himself was a brilliant move to open an umbrella before it rained.

She is only Liu Xiaoyue, and here is herself and Liu Xiaoyue. If Professor Liu can also give birth to Liu Xiaoyue, it will be even more unstoppable... Unfortunately, no matter whether it is Liu Xiaocao or Liu Xiaoyue, there will be no shadow.

After all, the Antarctic person still doesn't live up to expectations, and if there is a little Antarctic person in her stomach, does Zhu Juntang need to win over others?

Liu Changan went to Antarctica during the Chinese New Year. The two of them must have had some high-speed actions that generated heat enough to melt many icebergs in Antarctica, but they didn't even produce a gestational sac?

Fortunately, this faction has its own pillar to turn the tide, otherwise, the Antarctic people may still be looking at the iceberg in Antarctica and recalling the iceberg-like cold appearance of the old man when they first met him.

"Hmph, I'm too weak to seal you in Baolong Center across the country. But don't forget, you are sitting in my eyes, and it's very convenient for me to seal your mouth." Qin Zisi sneered.

Zhu Juntang was still a little vigilant about the matter of keeping his mouth shut. After all, he had personally experienced it many times. He was trying to test whether Qin Yanan had told some embarrassing things about Zhu Juntang, but he saw Qin Yanan coming out of the bedroom with a big belly.

"You...what's the matter with you!" Zhu Juntang turned pale with shock. Could it be that the second child is really going to be born?

The first thousand and eighty-six chapters of Fang's works

Zhu Juntang has recently confirmed that Yan Qingcheng has surpassed canned lychees and has become the enemy of life, second only to Liu Yichen.

Although Liu Yuyu is also an enemy for life, this "enemy" refers to opponents, not hostility.

This is her half-sister and goddaughter. Zhu Juntang also wants to teach her "baa language" and follow her to learn how to become a sheep. Then the sisters and two little fairy sheep bleat loudly behind the big fairy sheep. Running carefree on the grassland.

Zhu Juntang just hoped that Liu Yiyi would be born later, so that she could have more time to monopolize her father's love... she didn't enjoy her father's love until she was 19 years old. Such thoughts cannot be overstated!

"Sister, what are you doing!" Qin Zisi just froze for a moment.

Growing up together, the eldest sister naturally had a clear and bright image in Qin Zisi's heart, but this time when he came to Junsha, it seemed that the eldest sister seemed to be a different person.

It's not a complete change...I always feel that whenever she encounters something related to Liu Changan, she is very abnormal, showing some behaviors and ways of thinking that Qin Zisi can't understand at all.

What is she doing now?

Of course, Qin Zisi knew that Qin Yanan's pregnant belly was faked... When Zhu Juntang came up, Qin Yanan was staying in the bedroom, and he didn't expect that after a long time, he would play up this image.

Is it for Zhu Juntang to see?

Qin Zisi looked at Zhu Juntang again, is Zhu Juntang stupid?He actually looked like he was frightened by Qin Yanan, can he have some common sense and normal judgment!

"Oh, the one who punches and kicks in the stomach is very lively. He must be able to run and jump after birth. He will grow to 1.2 meters in three days, and 1.7 meters in five days." Qin Yanan pressed his waist, gently and quietly Walking towards Zhu Juntang, her face was full of smiles, full of the grace and temperament of an elegant lady.

"What if it grows to 1.7 meters!" Zhu Juntang felt Qin Yanan's faint threat, and he was so angry that he didn't learn the northeast accent. He put his hands on his hips and exuded the aura of a candidate saint of Kyushu Wind and Thunder Sword Gate, confronting the sinister and cunning elder .

She knew very well that what Qin Yanan meant was that Liu Yiyi would be born soon, grow up soon, and compete with Zhu Juntang for the position of sect master.