Xiuxian is like this

ID: the aging sophomore

Since the public beta test, the players who have come to all parts of Kyushu have experienced unfavorable teachers, and they can't find a way to learn from their teachers. After summing up the failure experience, they found a clever plan to quickly enter the high-level mountain gate.

After birth, find an old man with a white beard nearby, the kind who is unpredictable at first glance, wipe his neck in front of him and kill himself, and then revive on the spot.

Don't ask grandpa to tell grandma, the fairy is reincarnated, just ask you whether you are tempted!

As long as one is not too unlucky and meets a fake old man with a white beard, one can basically enter a good mountain gate.

With the resources in hand, relying on their one-in-a-million aptitude, they can learn everything at a glance, and they can learn anything quickly. Immortals can cultivate as they want.

Seeing this plan, the players suddenly realized that resurrection can still be used in this way.

For a moment, my mind opened up, and everyone expressed their opinions on the forum. They couldn't reach the third floor, and they immediately turned to pornography.

"Understood, my master is a stunning female fairy, and I know that one day she will appear in a situation that attracts everyone's attention, stepping on seven-colored auspicious clouds and wearing a hollow battle suit."

"Then bent over, revealing two big red buttocks, right?"

"Upstairs is similar to me. Because of my outstanding aptitude, the invincible female sect leader decided to break the stereotype of only accepting female disciples and accept me as the only male disciple. Rare things are precious, senior sisters, senior uncles, masters The doormen love me very much.”

"Upstairs, typing is too slow."

"Upstairs upstairs, I'll give you ten yuan, don't treat yourself badly when drinking, at least have a plate of peanuts."

"I just need a handsome senior brother."

"I'm going, she's a woman, she likes to play games or live."

"Don't be stupid, who stipulated that only women can like handsome guys?"

"Based on our aptitude and conditions, it's not too much for one person to be accompanied by two beautiful senior sisters for personal guidance without asking the head or elders to fawn on us?"

"Pure passerby, it's not too much to happen to me!"

Not too much, lucky players really have this experience.

Because he was in the Hehuan Sect, the leather tube could be seen but not used, so he was quickly invited out of the temple gate.

Unlucky, he bumped into the wrong white-bearded old man three times in a row, lost the chance to be resurrected, returned to the forum, and was immediately silenced.

Those with even worse luck were seized on the spot and forced to delete their numbers to practice again.

Out of a hundred players, those who can successfully enter the mountain gate with this trick can be counted on one hand.

It’s not that the loss of suicide is bad, players have the advantage of being resurrected, and it’s indeed a shortcut to impress people’s hearts by showing their advantages in person. The failure is just that they chose the wrong place at the wrong time and the wrong object.

Don't rush to drop a detection when you see the old man riding a donkey, and then rush to the other party to wipe his neck. At the very least, you must first determine the character of the other party, otherwise you will not be looking for the master, but giving away the head.

Life-saving is the number one priority in the world of cultivating immortals. It is not surprising that people in cultivating immortals can use two-handed magic techniques. The first time the other party sees the immortal body, it is not because this son is talented and intelligent that I can inherit it, but because of such a good body, the old man's chance It's time to come.

Especially the old man with white beard, these people are very dangerous.

There are people of all kinds in the world of practice, but under normal circumstances, the appearance of an old man does not mean that he is highly respected, nor does it mean that he has a high level of cultivation.

At this time, who can bear a body that can be resurrected from the dead in front of him?

Not to mention people from the demon sect, even people from the righteous way can't control it.

……

Hongxiu Pavilion, wing room.

Lu Bei flipped through the forum and saw a large group of players complaining about being taken over by the devil and losing their accounts, and asked for an explanation from the official.

It is a good thing to study shortcuts and summarize strategies, which shows that you are self-motivated.

But as a player of version 3.0, Lu Bei just wants to tell the players that their whimsical ideas are hard to succeed, even if they really enter the high-level mountain gate, it may not be a good thing.

A high-level mountain gate means rich resources. As long as players show outstanding aptitude, they will definitely be fully cultivated by the sect. All kinds of high-level exercises, skills, and magic weapons will be given whatever they want.

After that, they will sadly find that the high-level mountain gate has too many rules, strict management, and a serious lack of freedom.

The master will only let you practice the exercises hard every day, and will not issue tasks to you. There are very few opportunities to gain experience, and learning advanced exercises requires a lot of skill points and experience. The novice period is very difficult.

It is very possible that Master will not let you go down the mountain until you reach the Xiantian Realm.

After version 3.0, the quick upgrade strategy summed up by players, the first step, came to the important capitals of each country.

Taking Wu Zhou as an example, the first choice is the capital, and the next one is the head county of Dashengguan.

There is a lot of people in the world, there is no shortage of high-level sects, and there is no shortage of tasks. The basic development is laid in the early stage, the middle-term can be smooth, and the later stage can be taken advantage of to enter the high-level sect and become a guest elder.

If you are lucky, you can also participate in the main mission of the version as a decision maker and earn a lot of experience and resources.

Of course, it's not that there is no chance for players to step into the high-level mountain gate one step at a time.

There is a vision from the sky, the Gaogao Mountain Gate has detected the trend of "immortal reincarnation", the secret will not be kept for a long time, and soon, sects of all sizes in Kyushu will usher in a frenzied move to recruit disciples.

Royal families, aristocratic families, and casual cultivators will also participate.

It can last roughly two months, until everyone finds out that there are so many goddamn reincarnated immortals.

"grown ups."

Aunt Xiang pushed the door open and walked in, swaying to Lu Bei's side, slipped her foot and fell into Lu Bei's arms.

White teeth bit her lower lip lightly, winking like silk.

"Aunt Xiang, how can we say that we are also colleagues, you test your superiors like this, I have to criticize you." Lu Bei lowered his head with a serious face. Staring at the career line in a daze.

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Aunt Xiang smiled lightly, wrapped her arms around, and pressed Lu Bei's head on her chest effortlessly.

Work is work, life is life, Aunt Xiang told Lu Bei not to worry, today there is only life without work.

Aunt Xiang's strength was astonishing, but Lu Bei's broken strength was still unstoppable, and she struggled for a while before raising her head: "Aunt Xiang, what do you want from me?"

Aunt Xiang leaned against Lu Bei's ear, put his palm on her lap, and said softly, "Snake Qi woke up and wants to see you."

"Why didn't you tell me earlier!"

Lu Bei stood up suddenly, threw Aunt Xiang to the ground with his hands, and strode towards the next door.

Aunt Xiang: "..."

Who, if I knew it, I wouldn't say it.

Before she finished lamenting, Lu Bei returned the same way, and under her speechless gaze, he took a sweat towel and wiped his face.

Aunt Xiang: "..."

You can see it, a standard dog man!

Chapter 1 Three major illusions in life

wing.

She Yan leaned against the window, covered her face with her hands, and sighed for a while.

Shame!

Recalling the various performances after she got the opportunity, She Yan felt ashamed to see others. It was different from the last time she was changed by Lu Bei's medicine. At that time, she was seriously injured and could not move her hands and feet. The party is not her.

This time...

She didn't even know that she could be so shameless when she was flirting.

"Oh, it's better to die..."

Thinking of Lu Bei sniggering behind his back, She Yan covered his face with his hands instead, wishing he could move out of Wu Zhou now.

"Shit, what shit?"

Lu Bei pushed the door open and entered, seeing that She Yan ignored her answer and turned his back to him, he kindly persuaded: "Sister She, a woman should be self-cultivated, especially a woman who has experienced years and years, don't hang up shit and urine all day long. Mouth, you don't think it smells bad, but I do too!"

What is a weather-beaten woman, she is clearly a mature and intellectual elder sister!

She Yan was very upset, and knew Lu Bei's tricks well, so she replied decisively: "Speaking of years of wind and frost, I immediately thought of your Senior Sister Bai, as expected, she blows a lot more wind than me, what do you think? "

Lu Bei: "..."

The expected silence made She Yan feel refreshed, and just about to say something more, she sniffed her nose suddenly, turned around and questioned, "What's the smell on you?"

"smell?!"

Lu Bei frowned in doubt, raised his hand and sniffed the cuffs, and said helplessly, "The smell of powder in Hongxiu Pavilion, the girls here are too enthusiastic, every time I pass by the corridor, there will always be a few hands that will suddenly appear and force me to come in to see a doctor for them , and said it’s free and doesn’t cost money.”

"It didn't work, did it?"

"Then needless to say, who am I? They don't want money, but I still want to collect money. Can I give them a chance to prostitute for nothing?"

Lu Bei raised his head proudly, and proudly said: "I rejected them on the spot, why do you want me to see a doctor, I'm not a veterinarian."

She Yan: "..."

As expected of you, Beauty stood outside the door, opened her mouth and put a seal on the door.

"Sister She, what do you want from me?"

Lu Bei asked curiously, pointing to the clothes on She Yan: "If you are asking who changed your clothes for you, don't worry, it must be me. I know you are thin-skinned and not familiar with the girls here. After waking up I will definitely be embarrassed, I am different, I am familiar with it, so I will do it directly."

"sorry to bother you."

"Why are you being polite, I dare to do it next time."

"..."

She Yan rolled her eyes when she heard the words. Although she has fallen into a dormant state for the past few days, she still has a sense of the outside world. Once a crisis arises, she can wake up at any time.Lu Bei came to fetch the Qingwei uniform of Xuanyin Division on her body, and Aunt Xiang was called in to avoid suspicion, and she honestly stayed outside the house and never came in.

this man...

It would be nice to be dumb.

"There are two things I want to tell you."

She Yan said bluntly: "The Snake God abolished my original blood source, and the new blood source has great potential. After returning to Sanqing Peak, I will retreat for a long time to get familiar with the new blood. Deal with it, don't stay and wait for me, I can go back by myself."

"Tsk, good luck!"

Lu Bei made a sour sound, not envious at all.

"The second thing is also related to the source of blood..."

The corner of She Yan's mouth curled up, and she put the back of her hand in front of Lu Bei: "Remember, when we first met, you used the source of blood as a bargaining chip and asked me to make a blood oath to work for you for ten years. Died by the backlash of the blood."

"So, so what?"

Lu Bei swallowed with a grunt, looked at the white and clean little hand in front of him, and roughly guessed what it was.

It's not a big problem, maybe he is thinking too much.

"Because of the replacement of a new source of blood, the part we traded is gone. The basis for the establishment of the blood oath is no longer there, and the blood curse disappears. In other words, I am free now."

Looking at Lu Bei's gradually distorted face, She Yan exclaimed happily, touched the back of his empty hand, and fanned the flames: "It's so beautiful, without the disgusting ugly blood curse, I immediately wanted to call you over, and I share the joy together."

"Too deceiving!"

Lu Bei scolded the snake god in his heart. Not only did this dead snake ruin his chances, but he also let go of his hard-working and never-grubbing cattle and horses.

What enmity, what resentment, we have never met each other, why did you cheat him like this!

"What do you think, does it look good?" She Yan waved her hand in front of Lu Bei, forcing her to be serious, with an unstoppable smile still in the corner of her eyes.

"Generally, I think you look better without clothes on."

Lu Bei replied viciously, as if he had thought of something, and looked at She Yan with malicious intentions: "At that time, you made an oath on your blood, and I made a guarantee on your character. In ten years, we will only be in a subordinate relationship, and I will never take the initiative to do anything to you." Personal injury, now that your oath is gone, does that mean... I can ummmmm?"

Having said that, his eyes lit up, he rubbed his hands and strode towards She Yan.

"You...what are you doing?"

She Yan's complexion changed drastically, her heartbeat accelerated uncontrollably, she completely forgot that she was a congenital expert, like a weak and powerless woman encountering a malicious thief, she backed up again and again until her back was pressed against the wall, and there was no way to retreat Can barely stop.

Snapped!

Lu Bei pressed one hand on the wall, his condescending gaze swept back and forth over She Yan's body. The latter was under the heavy pressure and was short of breath. His hands, which had no place to rest, were pressed against his chest, tightly clutching the hem of his clothes.

"Sister She, you speak nicely, but in the end, it's not just a trial. It's always been you who don't trust me, not I who don't trust you."

Lu Bei sneered three times. Seeing that the oppression effect was outstanding, he put away the 'Eagle Eye' skill, and then said: "The fact is in front of you. Your trust in me is based on the blood oath. Now that the blood curse is gone, you feel very sad." Panic, very insecure... right?"

"Yes, there is a little..."

She Yan lowered her head heavily, her long hair hanging down to cover her hot ears, not wanting Lu Bei to see through the meaning behind her embarrassment.