Xiuxian is like this

"That's right."

Lu Bei secretly said that children can be taught, and he said comfortingly: "Don't be afraid, I will show you a clear way, so that you won't be worried when we meet in the future, let alone guard me like a thief every day, I feel wronged, you use now of blood, swear once more."

She Xuan: ...

For a moment, he calmed down, and his heartbeat stopped for a moment.

With a frosty face, she raised her head, shook her hands and pushed away the vicious dog blocking the way, and said indifferently: "I want to kill them, and I will start back to Sanqing Peak immediately. If you have anything to say to them, let them out quickly."

"Uh, I have something to say, but it has nothing to do with them, I want to tell you." Lu Bei said awkwardly.

"Go ahead."

She Yan's heart softened, and he stopped and waited for Lu Bei to make up for his previous mistakes.

"Sister She, if you feel that ten years of hard work is too long, we can discuss it... Hey, don't leave, five years is fine! Just leave, remember to go back and look at the alchemy room, if anyone is lazy Cultivate well and drive him out of the mountain gate in front of everyone."

Looking at the back figure that jumped out of the window and flew away, Lu Bei raised his hand and touched his chin, his eyes flickered: "The atmosphere was a little bit wrong just now, her heart was beating so fast, is it an illusion, she seems to like me?"

Three illusions in life.

The phone is ringing, someone is knocking on the door, I can fight back, there is someone under the bed, she likes me...

Lu Bei thought about it for a while, and felt that it was not an illusion. He was as good as him and a little bit bad, and it was normal to attract rich women to like him.

The senior sister is like this, and She Yan is like this, it is reasonable and there is nothing wrong with it.

But just in case, I have to confirm it, lest I die on the spot.

……

Two days later, Hu San rushed back in a hurry, stepped into the land of Langwu County and went straight to Hongxiu Pavilion.

"Brother, with your pretty face, you can't find any man. Why are you in such a hurry?" Lu Bei stretched out his hand and asked Hu San to quickly take out his reward.

"It's really urgent, fly with me, and we'll talk about it in the sky." Hu San took out the Qiankun bag and handed it to Lu Bei. He didn't give him time to inspect the goods, and dragged him to the direction of the ferry.

"What's the matter, what happened?" Lu Bei asked curiously.

"I have a case in hand and I need your help. My brother, you will definitely not refuse me, so I won't ask you whether you agree or not."

As soon as he left the Red Sleeve Pavilion, Hu San suddenly realized that something was missing. After waiting for a while, he asked in confusion, "Strange, where are my siblings? Why are there no one?"

"It's something, I went back to Sanqing Peak two days ago."

"Ah, isn't she inseparable from you all day long, why is she willing to leave you alone, in a place like Hongxiu Pavilion?"

Hu San frowned, and blamed: "Tell me honestly, did you not return home at night, and was caught and raped by your younger siblings in the next room on the spot?"

"Brother's crotch puts a barbecue grill, I really can't hide anything from you."

"My brother is confused!"

Hu San hated iron but said: "My brother and sister are such great beauties. In terms of appearance, they are only worse than my elder brother. In terms of figure, our mother should hold her down firmly. You leave the beauty alone and go find some mediocre Vulgar fans looking for fun, what on earth do you think?"

"To promote the sustainable development of the economy, money is just a piece of paper in the house, and only when it is circulated can everyone earn money."

Lu Bei commented, and then said in a bad mood: "Brother, what is the matter, if you don't tell me, I will go back to Sanqing Peak."

"It's not because of the incident of falling into the dragon formation..."

Hu San explained that the Iron Sword Alliance is huge and deeply rooted in Wu Zhou, and its influence is only slightly worse than Huangjizong.

Some time ago, Hu San truthfully reported the information about the dragon formation, which was related to the dragon veins of the national destiny, so it was a big matter to prevent the wind from leaking, and only a few people knew about it.

The trapping dragon array leads to the collapse of the spiritual veins, which can bring great benefits of exposing the ruins and secret realms, but this does not affect the people above starting to plan for the Iron Sword League.

In order to reap the benefits, the rebels must also be eliminated. Both hands must be grasped and both hands must be hard.

If you want to control the swan, you must first remove its wings.

Under this general policy, the eradication of the official power of the Iron Sword League was logically first put on the agenda.

Hu San has a list in his hand, on which are the officials of the Iron Sword League who have made great efforts to support them. For the time being, those in the capital are ignored, and none of the local ones will be kept. All of them will be imprisoned for corruption and breaking the law.

There is only one reason for coming to Lu Bei, and he needs a thug.

Lu Bei always had She Yan by his side, and if he bought a pretty boy in the Dan realm, and a rich woman in the Xiantian realm, this business couldn't be lost.

Chapter 1 Cake face with flat nose and big mouth, thick waist, short legs and no neck

"So, how can you make your siblings angry!"

Hu San was heartbroken, and if it wasn't for the lack of time, he would have used his elder brother's coercion to pressure Lu Bei back to Sanqing Peak, and let him hug She Yan's thigh and cry for forgiveness, but if She Yan disagreed, he would not be allowed to stand up .

"I thought it was something. Why not just arrest a few corrupt officials? There's no need for my lady to go out in person. I'll accompany my brother."

[You have received the task [Catch the criminal]]

[Mission description: As a Qingwei of the Xuanyin Division, it is your job to collect intelligence and arrest criminals of the imperial court. It is impossible for you to refuse this mission, right? ]

[Main quest: Take people as ordered, reward 60 experience]

[Subquest: Not triggered]

[Whether to accept? ]

【whether】

In front of the task, Lu Beiyi took the lead and slapped Hu San's chest loudly: "Besides, although our Xuanyin Division is not as good as Huangjizong, it's not that there are thugs in the Xiantian realm. You can write an IOU and let the higher-ups get a hundred and eighty credits." What's the problem with ten well-behaved and beautiful Xiantian realm female dead soldiers."

Speaking of dead soldiers, Lu Bei couldn't help but secretly nodded.

Before coming to Langwu County, he mentioned five dead men in the foundation building period. The good guy was so obedient, he pointed east and never went west, told them to catch geese and never chase dogs, and when they took off their pants, the five dead The scholar hesitated a little.

Having experienced the loyalty of the dead soldiers, Lu Bei has been thinking about allocating one hundred and eighty female dead soldiers to him.

There is no other meaning, men and women are not tired of working together, the drudgery of Xuanyin Division, if there is no beautiful scenery to support the spiritual will, it is really boring.

Anyway, someone else can't bear this suffering!

"It's not the same. The location of this mission is in Yuezhou. I lead the team to cooperate, not the main force of this mission."

Hu San shook his head, and explained to Lu Bei again: "Our mother has an enemy in the capital, and they have always disliked each other..."

The officials on the list were supported by the Iron Sword Alliance with a lot of effort and profit. Among them was a sheriff, whose sudden arrest would probably cause the Iron Sword Alliance to rob people halfway.

Hu San was temporarily recruited and transferred to Yuezhou to lead a small team, responsible for reconnaissance and support, and stayed behind when necessary.

These are easy to say, but the difficult thing is the person who recruited him, Xuanyin Division Ziwei Mu Jiling, a good apprentice trained by the enemy of the second fox.

As the top executor of this mission, Mu Jiling selected him from the roster and transferred him to Yuezhou to wait for his dispatch. If there is no continuation of the grievances of the previous generation, Hu San would not believe it.

"In the whole Ningzhou, no other Qingwei was selected, but I was selected. What do you think she means?"

Hu San shouted her injustice: "Didn't I say when I was a child that she had a pie face, a flat nose, a big mouth, a thick waist, short legs and no neck, and she made up a song and sang it eight times a day, causing her to cry for half a year and depressed for three years? How many years?" I didn't take it to heart, why is she holding grudges like this!"

"Indeed, my brother is on your side. It's unreasonable to put aside the facts. This Ziwei is really ordinary."

Lu Bei sighed, and then his eyes lit up: "Brother, is there such a possibility? She has been thinking about taking your dog's life all year round, and her hatred has turned sour and she has fallen in love with you."

"Hehe, brother, I can take a pee to see a beauty who is hundreds of times stronger than her. Is the honor surnamed Mu worthy of liking me?" Hu San sneered disdainfully.

"Then I'm afraid you'll be single forever..."

Lu Bei made a quiet voice, quite resentful. In terms of appearance alone, the two rich women Bai Jin and She Yan are no match for Hu San. This guy wants to find someone who is more beautiful than himself, and I am afraid that he will compare the two rich women to him. It's hard to put on a bed.

"So what if we die alone, we monks don't care about that."

Hu San shrugged his shoulders indifferently. There are as many beautiful women with good looks and body as crucian carp crossing the river. It's really not good. At that time, he will sleep so hard. Whoever conceives his flesh and blood first will marry whoever goes home, and they will all be pregnant. just together.

Love is taking off your pants and putting them on. It's a simple thing, so why bother yourself.

"Understood, you feel that Ziwei is resentful and intends to wear small shoes for you during this mission. If you are more courageous, she wants to use the fast sword of Tiejianmeng to kill you."

Lu Bei analyzed: "So you came to me and wanted to hug my thigh and wish you through the difficulties."

"That's not the case. If she really dares to harm me, she will have to take her own life."

Hu San shook his head, and corrected Lu Bei's mistake by the way: "Besides, I didn't intend to hug your long legs, but your young lady's long legs."

"Um?!"

Lu Bei's eyes instantly became sharp: "Brother, I will give you another chance to reorganize the language, otherwise brothers and sisters will kill each other, and our mother will only be a godson in the future."

"Stop talking nonsense, you understand what I mean, that's not what I mean. The siblings are not bad in appearance, but they barely catch the eye when compared with me. How self-deprecating am I to hit her idea?"

"It's almost there."

"Brother, to tell the truth, don't be sad..."

Hu San muttered: "Warriors are popular in Yuezhou, which is far from the comfort of Ningzhou. There is no shortage of errand boys in Baodan state. Your young lady is different. She looks good and looks good. Jing’s cultivation level is the same as that of Mu’s, so I’ll save face if I take him there as a subordinate.”

Good brother, speaking of loyalty, Lu Bei was not sad, and immediately taunted: "Tsk tsk, you are the one who holds the pill because everyone is already in the innate realm, no wonder you came to me in a hurry."

"Bah, Mu is a stinky showman. I'm almost a genius. Have you told anyone?"

Hu San sourly retorted: "She has mediocre aptitude, she can achieve innate talent ahead of me, it's nothing more than relying on her master, it's nothing special."

"He is Ziwei, you are Qingwei."

"Hey, you shit Ziwei, it's not because of having a good master that he became a high-ranking official through the back door."

Hu San groaned and chirped: "It's not like me, I started from the bottom, and I never said that I have someone above me."

That's because you can't say it!

Lu Bei looked at Hu San in distaste. If Hu Er hadn't hidden his identity for many years and had never exposed it, otherwise this guy must be a fake fox, relying on his old mother's long legs to rise to the top step by step.

"Brother, you know how much credit was given to the mission of trapping the dragon formation. If the higher-ups were not afraid of leaking information and were afraid to move, I would have been promoted to Ziwei."

Facing Lu Bei's contemptuous gaze, Hu San said relentlessly, "Damn it, I blame the Tiejianmeng, if it wasn't for them..."

"If it weren't for them, you wouldn't even have a chance of promotion."

Lu Bei didn't want to listen to Hu San's nonsense, so he interrupted: "Brother, tell me the truth, our mother's opponent in the capital is the emperor's master, and Ziwei named Mu is her apprentice, right?"

"Eh, you also know this?" Hu Sanqi was surprised.

"Guess, with my mother's beauty and wit, the only person who can make her dislike her and still be invincible to her is probably the only one who is also known as the emperor's teacher and master." Lu Bei took it for granted.

"Brother, haven't you ever been to the capital, how do you know everything?"

Hu San sneered, and put his hand on Lu Bei's shoulder: "Let's talk about what else do you know, just call it out in one go, and my brother will guarantee that you can go home and have a reunion dinner at the end of the year."

Hehe, when I was in the capital, your ashes were taken away by Zhao Xiayang.

Lu Bei patted Hu San's paw, changed the subject, and said, "I wanted to ask just now. You said that the whole of Ningzhou only transferred you as a Qingwei, so what am I? Without a call-up order, I will not leave my post without authorization." Convicted by her?"

"nothing."

Hu San waved his hand, so that Lu Bei didn't have to worry: "Your Tsing Yi is temporarily received. I calculated the time. When the two of us come back from Yuezhou, it's almost time to become a regular."

"Why is this happening? Will there be a villain who is treacherous?"

Lu Bei's eyes were fixed on Hu San's eyes, and his doubts were removed, the treacherous villain was right in front of him.

"There is no treacherous villain, but your elder brother has one."

Hu San hooked Lu Bei's shoulders again, and said passionately: "Good brother, mother, you also have a share. I can't bear the grievances of the previous generation alone. This trip to Yuezhou, you and my brothers are of the same heart, and the benefits will cut gold." , let’s deal with that surnamed Mu together.”

"It's not good, the cake face has a flat nose and a big mouth, thick waist and short legs and no neck, I'm afraid I won't be able to untie my belt." Lu Bei shook his head again and again, he still had integrity, and refused to be with Hu San.

"That was when I was a child. I heard that she was beautiful."

Seeing something interesting, Hu Sanyi changed his previous evaluation, praising Mu Jiling as rare in the world and hard to find in the sky.

"Will nothing happen?"

"It's fine if you don't die."

"Brother, I'm not talented. Here are a few packs of essential medicines for lonely men and widows in the middle of the night. Can you use them when the time comes?"

"Oh, let me take a look."

Hu San took a few packs of medicinal powder from Lu Bei, picked up a trace of it with his little finger, put it under his nose, sniffed it, frowned and said, "Acacia powder, Buddha's head, fairies don't stop, these are all common goods, I'm afraid to deal with the innate realm." It’s because the medicine is not effective enough!”

"Brother, expert, I guessed everything right! Pure passer-by, what have you been through in the years you were undercover, can you tell me a little about it?"

Lu Bei clasped his fists in both hands, and said with admiration: "Let's not talk about your experience of being overthrown by others, just pick a few glorious deeds of you overthrowing others and tell them slowly. It's best to publish a book. I used to be a scholar, Compared with listening to books, I prefer to light a lamp and boil oil alone in the dead of night, which is artistic."

"I don't want to be an expert either, it's all mother's fault."

Hu San pointed at his own face, and said speechlessly: "All those years when I was an undercover agent, I told you that I had a handle under my belt, and when I pulled it out, it was bigger than everyone else. As a result, those people became more motivated when they knew the man. There is no way, it's all forced I don’t want to be tricked, so I can only teach myself some messy things.”

"Brother, I understand your suffering. Boys should learn to protect themselves when they go out." Lu Bei nodded in agreement.