Douluo Continent - Shrek Nine Monsters

Li Sheng dragged her chin and stood in the cold wind and thought for a while. Seeing her hurt, she felt reluctant, so go ahead and buy it. It's too shameful. Don't care, just be ashamed! I, Li Sheng, have been in this world for more than a hundred years, haven't I just lost face? What are you panicking about? But...will this be considered perverted? If you are perverted, be perverted. It's not like I haven't been perverted before! Who doesn’t have many relatives underground? Just do it!

Li Sheng walked with heavy and firm steps. People who didn't know thought that he couldn't think anymore. This step was too heavy, and his expression was as if his own dog had been abducted. Instead of eating the dog's meat, he gave it to the dog. Relatives kidnapped him, oh, just this little expression, tsk tsk tsk! That's called a heartbroken person. .biquge

The aunt who was shopping for groceries looked at Li Sheng and said, "Look, what a handsome young man! Why does he feel like he has been abandoned?" "Yes, young people nowadays feel as if they have no illusions about life anymore. ?" An old man raised his eyebrows with a look that could see through everything. "I blindly guess that this guy was dumped by someone, or was cheated by someone very familiar to her girlfriend. Do you believe it or not?"

"Old Wang? You are quite experienced in seeing this kind of thing." "That's not the case! Who are you, Brother Wang? You are the one who can move the entire community with a stick of instant noodles. You are seeing through the world of mortals. It seems like you are half-dead. I've seen a lot of young men." "Close the stall, close the stall, Lao Wang, you seem to be very experienced. Come on, go and persuade that young man. He seems to be a student of the Shrek Academy next door to our village. What a good boy, go and persuade him."

Lao Wang walked up to Li Sheng, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Young man, don't give up hope in life. When one is gone, there will be another one. Calm down! Let me tell you, your Uncle Wang was like this back then." Come here! Didn't you just dump your girlfriend? Let me tell you, you, Uncle Wang, and I were also called Yushu Linfeng back then, and we were so dumped by girls that I almost couldn't think about it. Let me tell you, your Uncle Wang..."

Li Sheng quickly interrupted Old Wang and said, "Wait a minute, I'm just jealous. Of course, it's almost the same as being dumped. But, Uncle Wang, I want to do one last thing. Can you tell me where the girls' sanitary napkins are?" Do you want to buy it?" Lao Wang nodded and said with a pleased expression, "Good boy, you are still involved with this girl. It's her misfortune that she doesn't want you anymore." Li Sheng smiled and said, "So, Wang Uncle, can you tell me where you are?"

Lao Wang nodded, pointed toward the west of the village and said, "Let me tell you, although our village is small and shabby, we still have the things we should have, including all daily necessities. Young man, you will have it in the future." You can go there to buy whatever you want to buy.”

Li Sheng nodded and ran quickly towards the west end of the village. As he ran, he seemed to vaguely hear that some children were going to the east end of the village to have a fight. Forget it, the children were having fun. That's it, nothing will happen. Li Sheng arrived at the west end of the village, looked here and there, and arrived at the store in a daze.

Li Sheng looked at the store manager and said awkwardly, "Well, uncle, do you have the one for girls?" The store manager looked at him and said, "Boy, you should be only thirteen this year, right? It's harmful to your body if you use it, and it's not good for your girlfriend." Li Sheng looked confused and said, "Girls can't use sanitary napkins?" The store manager smiled awkwardly and said, "You told me earlier, isn't it just for hygiene? Do you want a towel? Come on, which brand do you want?"

Li Sheng thought about it and said, "Seven dimensions." The store manager nodded, took out a few packages and asked, "Which brand do you want?" Li Sheng looked at the packages and asked, "Aren't they all the same? Aren't they all the same? Are there fake and inferior products? Oh! I understand, I understand, it’s a lottery, right? The good ones are good, and the bad ones are bad. Let me tell you, I’ve always been extremely lucky, so then ...This one looks pink and tender, so it should be good."

The shop owner looked at him and twitched his lips and said, "My old man has been single for decades and has never had a girlfriend. Why would a straight man like you have one? And you don't look big?" When Li Sheng heard someone saying that he was young, Can that be tolerated? He slapped his hands on the wall and said, "I'm eighteen centimeters! What's wrong? You don't believe it? You have to believe it even if you don't believe it!"

The shop owner was speechless, too lazy to argue with this straight man about such things. He looked at Li Sheng and asked, "Do you want 245, 275, or 338?" Li Sheng said confusedly, "Does this thing have different lengths? Oh! Girls are not good at this. They're the same size, right? They're not safe. You haven't done anything to these things, have you? Let me tell you, I'm fire-proof, theft-proof and pervert-proof now. Who did something to this? Let me know. I'll tell you in a minute. Let him become a woman!"

The shop owner almost wanted to slap this Shabi to death. He looked at him and said, "Hey, no, brother, you don't even know where you got the confidence to help buy this kind of thing? I tell you! You have finished choosing." The lengths are also classified, and there are two types: pure cotton surface and silk mesh surface. Also, the Seven Dimensional Space Girl series is suitable for use before and after menstruation. No, I said big brother, I saw that you are like that You must be a straight man who even hesitates for a long time to buy this, oh, I am really convinced, why can a straight man like you have a girlfriend, while no one likes a warm man like me who knows so many things?"

Li Sheng said silently, "Maybe... because I'm more handsome than you." The shopkeeper was worried, pointed to the door and said, "Go away! Come to me after you understand these things!" Li Sheng looked at the sanitary napkins on the table. , scratched his hair and said, "But, I'm afraid I'll be beaten to death when I go back. How about, uncle, can you explain it to me?" The shopkeeper almost got angry and said, "You, you, you, you, you, you! Your daughter!" How old is my friend? Do you want one for day or night?”

Li Sheng was stunned and said, "I...I don't know either." The shop owner smiled and said, "Why don't you ask passers-by? Maybe they will tell you. Maybe they will recommend you." Li Sheng thought. Ruthless, don’t care, I’ve already come out anyway, if I ask, I won’t die!

Li Sheng silently walked up to a teenage girl and asked, "Sister, I want to ask you something, that is, I, I, you, what brand do you use for your sanitary napkins? How long? Is it pure cotton or silk? Enjoy the Internet?" The girl slapped him in the face and cursed, "Pervert!" In the following time, Li Sheng felt the misery and ruthlessness of the world. If he asked once, he would be slapped once! My heart feels cold and I feel like crying.