Douluo Continent - Shrek Nine Monsters

The shopkeeper couldn't bear to see Li Sheng being beaten like this. He greeted Li Sheng and said, "Young man, come here, come here, I'll get you a pack. Ouch, I'm getting beaten up just looking at this." , go back and apply the ointment. Although I don’t know if your girlfriend is used to using this, but you can give it a try..biquge”

Li Sheng looked at the shopkeeper with a pig's head on his head and said with a melancholy expression, "So why do you, a grown man, know so much?" The shopkeeper looked at him and said with a smile, "I think you may be short of a durian. You are too straight. Really." It’s so straight, it’s the kind that won’t change even if it’s iron-clad, it’s so straight that it explodes!”

Li Sheng asked doubtfully, "Uncle, do you have a washboard? I think it should be more comfortable to kneel on..." The shop owner looked at him with disdain and said, "A man must have a man's pressure, don't panic, now, this durian Kneel down for you, remember, kneel down when you enter the door, don’t let her tell you to kneel down again, this is my experience from many years of business~"

Li Sheng nodded, took the durian and said smoothly, "Uncle, I suspect this is your experience of kneeling down on durians." The shop owner smiled slightly and looked at Li Sheng and said, "Little brother, you will know when you go back and kneel down." Yes, this kind of thing is addictive~" Li Sheng chuckled, "I believe you, you are a bad old man. No, uncle, aren't you a single old man? Why are you kneeling on the durian?"

The shopkeeper smiled evilly and said, "For the sake of future livelihood, how can I do this if I don't become more proficient in doing this kind of thing?" Li Sheng said "oh" meaningfully and said, "Thank you, uncle. Goodbye, uncle!" The shopkeeper was confused. Why did I hear a sarcastic tone in that boy's tone just now? Am I falling behind? Am I out? Do straight men nowadays mock people?

Li Sheng walked back silently. Yes, he was still him. He was a different Li Sheng. Li Sheng, holding this kind of thing, changed from a handsome boy to a pervert. The eyes of the people around him changed a lot. Li Sheng Sheng, on the other hand, shamelessly walked out like a stranger, with his head held high and his chest held high, without any fear. If they wanted to see it, they would see it. At worst, they would say it was for me! Will I be scared? In more than a hundred years of traversing the world, what kind of storms and waves have you not seen? And this durian? Will I kneel? You are seriously kidding me!

Li Sheng didn't panic at all, he just didn't recognize his relatives, so he just left anyway! Why does he care about so many things? What does other people's comments have to do with him? Li Sheng walked to Shrek Academy so arrogantly. Those who knew looked at him and wanted to beat him up. Those who didn't know thought he was coming to tear down the academy. I really don't know how he managed to do it without panicking. Just walked through it.

Li Sheng opened the door and looked at the time. I'm sorry, what did I say before? I do not remember? As soon as the durian is released, you will kneel down. If you don’t even use your soul power, you will kneel down! That’s it! It doesn’t matter if you have a useless leg, anyway, when you die, you have to look like you are crying every day and screaming to the sun and the earth, giving people the temperament of a domineering president is the most perfect!

Calmly looked at his performance and was confused. What happened? Why did you kneel down while buying a sanitary napkin? Don’t know which brand to buy? Still don’t know how long to buy? Kneeling on the durian, does it hurt? By the way, where did he get the durian? Shouldn't everyone close the stall and leave at this point?

Calmly walked quickly to Li Sheng, pulled him up, looked at him with a confused face and said, "I have no objection if you want to be married to a wheelchair!" Li Sheng handed the sanitary napkin in his hand to Calm and said, "This is The boss gave me the choice, and I don’t know if it’s this one. If not, I’ll go again.” He smiled calmly and said, “Just because of this, you want to be married to a wheelchair?”

Li Sheng said speechlessly, "Isn't the boss someone who has been here before? Didn't I listen to the advice of my seniors?" She looked at him calmly and said helplessly, "Is this what you listen to my seniors' opinions? By the way... Why do I feel like your face looks like it's gone out?" Is it a little wider? Is it still a little protruding?" Li Sheng waved his hands and said, "It doesn't matter. It's a small thing. You should first see if it's this. If not, explain it to me this time. I'll do it again. Go buy it.”

Calmly took the durians to the refrigerator silently, and Li Sheng was left messy in the wind alone. It was hard for a woman to feel discouraged~ When Calm came out, she rolled her eyes at him, knelt down and helped him take off his shoes, and said, "Remember Remember this, let me tell you, next time you want to buy something like this, this brand is called...the length is...and...do you remember it?" Li Sheng nodded and said, "I remember it. Come on, it’s rare for you to take off my shoes for me. It’s really extraordinary. By the way, why is the master here?”

Calmly shook his head and said, "I don't know, maybe it's because of Third Brother. Anyway, let's just leave it like that!" Li Sheng sat on the sofa and took a sip of tea and said, "What about Third Brother? Is Third Brother back? Oh. , and, does your stomach still hurt? If it hurts, can I rub it for you?" He calmly shook his head and said, "It's much better already. Also, you don't even know what a girl is going to do when she comes here? Really? Silly."

Li Sheng shook his head and said, "I don't know. Why do I know?" Calmly looked at this straight man. I guess he could only say "drink more hot water." Calmly said, "Next time I come, help me make a cup of brown sugar." Water will be fine.”

Li Sheng nodded and said, "Then when will you come next time?" He smiled calmly and said, "I don't know either~" Li Sheng felt that his life was gloomy. He didn't even know when he came, so how could I You know~ Then I don’t know, how do I make brown sugar water? It’s really hard to get discouraged~

Calm looked at Li Sheng and said, "I've drank from that cup." Li Sheng nodded and said, "Oh, just drink it. You must only put one cup on the table." Calm was speechless. Completely speechless.