Marvel's My Orange Cat Is an Essence Devouring Beast

"Oh, no, you finished with that woman so quickly. Isn't it too fast?"

Qi Liao called Dai Xiapo and heard his voice before he saw him. .1kanshu Qi Liao's face turned dark after hearing this, who are you talking about here? Who are you talking about? Believe it or not, I will fight you for three hundred rounds?

"It was okay to be inside, but I think the woman I met was probably mentally disturbed. Even though I was with her, she insisted on asking for information from a fool. Can you believe it?" Qi Liao sighed, She said to him, "How about you guess which fool she asked?"

Dai Xiapo said, "You are going too fast, please pay attention to your health."

"Let me tell the truth. I'm not targeting anyone. I mean, that fool is talking about you."

Dai Xiapo said, "You are going too fast, please pay attention to your health."

"..." Qi Liao was no longer too lazy to argue with him, and continued, "Okay, I'm serious, that woman really asked me to understand your general personality, and she also said she wanted to ask you if you have a wife. Category."

Dai Xiapo said, "You are going too fast, please pay attention to your health."

"Can you not install the repeater? Can you have fun playing?"

"Since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you mercifully, no, don't ask. If you ask, 'You are too fast, please pay attention to your health.'"

"Haha. You said it well, you said it wonderfully, but I choose to remain silent."

Dai Xiapo looked at his somewhat bored face, patted his shoulder casually, and asked cheerfully, "How are you? Did you enjoy playing in there?"

Qi Liao replied speechlessly, "I..."

Dai Xiapo said: "Hahaha, it will definitely not be fun. If anything, you are too fast. Take care of yourself."

Qi Liao "......"

Qi Liao now feels that he really needs a system that can collect his own negative emotion values. This negative emotion value is much more profitable than the pleasure value of masturbating a cat! I stroked the Yuan Devouring Beast, and it turned out that it was only at 11 o'clock.

The most puzzling thing is that the pleasure value of Wei Mao's system will continue to decrease! What the hell... He felt so sick when he saw that the number displayed on the numerical panel was 7.

As for why I feel pain in my balls, maybe it’s because I’m going too fast and I need to pay attention to my health?

"Wait a minute...why did I start complaining about myself even though I was being led?" Qi Liao didn't know why he just felt bad today. He rubbed his brow and said helplessly, "What the hell are you asking me?" Asked a question, and then started to criticize me without waiting for my answer. Isn’t this too mean?”

"Did I quarrel with you? I clearly didn't touch you, how could you accuse someone of innocence out of thin air..." Dai Xiapo's eyes widened, "Besides, can the matter of scholars be called quarrel? That's called reasonable use. Verbal stimulation can satisfy the other person both physically and mentally."

"Who is Shuangshuang? It's not her who is stimulating, so why is she satisfied?"

Dai Xiapo showed an honest and honest smile, and slapped Qi Liao's butt hard again, "Young man, I didn't expect that you are also a genius at sentence fragmentation now."

Qi Liao "Yeah~"

Dai Xiapo "......"

When the air suddenly became quiet, Dai Xiapo said with some embarrassment, "I really want to...discover some extraordinary attributes of yours? Let me confirm first, you are not a woman disguised as a man, right?"

"You're just pretending, you've never been to the bathroom with me? But let me tell you, you're going too far. You'd better give me a reasonable explanation!"

Dai Xiapo thought deeply for a few seconds and said tentatively, "Well, you are too fast. Please pay attention to your health?"

"Ahem, what, what were you going to say to me before, that woman asked you for my photo?"

"Haha, do you think I will be easily fooled by you and change the subject?" Qi Liao sneered. After getting along with Dai Xiapo for so long, he would easily change the subject every time. Qi Liao was specialized in this. Guarded against.

"Then what? Mao'er broke up with you, are you ready to apologize to her?"

"Huh, why are you apologizing? I didn't do anything wrong." Qi Liao said angrily, but in fact the main reason for not apologizing was that he didn't know what he had done wrong.

Moreover, even if you are a dog licker, you still have to be dignified. Who wouldn't want to get angry after being broken up for no reason? Apologize or something, what a joke!

At least... I have to wait until tomorrow... I also want to be dignified...

Dai Xiapo said, "Okay, let's change the subject. The plan goes through."

Dai Xiapo began to comfort him slowly, stroking his butt with the palm of his hand, and said, "It's okay. At least you can still apologize. In this day and age, love is a ray of light, so green that it makes you panic. It's okay without a touch of green on your head." It’s very good, just look away.”

Qi Liao looked at him resentfully, with cold sweat breaking out all over his body.

Brother, are these the words you should use to comfort people?

"Xia Po, why do you say that? Has anything like this ever happened to you?" Qi Liao thought for a while, but felt that when Dai Xia Po said these words, his tone was a bit vicissitudes of life, as if he had a story.

Qi Liao suddenly sympathized with him. It seemed that compared with this brother, he was indeed much better. Although he didn't know why Mao'er broke up with him, at least there was hope, right?

"Huh? I, haha, it's impossible. I'm the kind of person who takes care of others, hahaha."

Qi Liao: "...I really want to taunt you, a grandson like you."

"Who are you? It seems that it can't be summed up by a simple old gangster?" Qi Liao asked with a cold sweat, "Is it true what you said about giving people a hat?"

Dai Xiapo thought deeply for a moment. When Qi Liao thought deeply, he was basically sure that this beast had done such a thing... The only difference was whether it was successful or not, or the number of times.

"Not really. If anything, I may have led an old enemy a few times, but I couldn't help it. His woman fell in love with me, and I didn't take the initiative." Dai Xiapo looked at Qi Liao's wary eyes and said, She shouted at him with a painful face, "You think too much, I've only worn it for him! I won't do anything to you!!!"

"Tell me how you met Mao'er."

"You want to change the subject again?"

"You want to talk or not."

"It was a long time ago. When we were still in school, a student with colorful hair held up a skirt and climbed to the top of the school in small steps and shouted, "I will die for you, can you be my girlfriend?" The one below The girl burst into tears and told him, "Come down, I love you too, and I agreed."

Dai Xiapo said, "Well, if I were there, I would probably expel them both on behalf of the school."

"Your thoughts are too sour, almost devilish." Qi Liao paused, then continued the story, "What I thought at the time was that the man would be so excited that he would fall off the window because of his successful confession. But the cat My son said it was so romantic at the time. After I noticed it, one day I climbed up to the top floor window, yelled at the cat, and did the same thing as the man."

"Then what? She becomes your girlfriend?"

"Then the school bell rang and she went home."

"........."