Marvel's My Orange Cat Is an Essence Devouring Beast

"It's really a romantic story, isn't it?" Qi Liao was intoxicated by it, but seeing the frightened look on Dai Xiapo's face, he said with disdain, "It's impossible for a carefree man like you to know what romance is.. With you It’s all in vain.”

"Who said that! Isn't romance just..." Dai Xiapo thought deeply and said tentatively, "My dear, you are such a promiscuous person, please slow down a little bit?"

"You are so rude."

"Hey, I'll be embarrassed if you praise me like that."

"Where did you hear that I was complimenting you, bastard!"

The two of them were talking as they pushed the car home. It was not too early now, and they would have to help distribute flyers tomorrow.

Qi Liao felt heartbroken when he thought about having to distribute flyers... He wanted to break the system.

However, when he thought about the system, Qi Liao realized something. It seemed that the system had not come out to speak this afternoon?

Although the system seems not to be able to speak in the first place, can your own system be the same as other people's coquettish bitches?

One year of life and one pleasure value, the s system is turned on, and there is even after-sales service, just asking if you are afraid!

On the way, Dai Xiapo kept talking to Qi Liao, trying to soothe his troubled heart after being rejected. However, in fact, Qi Liao felt that he didn't even think about the cat in the morning. That already explains something.

Although a big reason is that I encountered the Yuan Devouring Beast and the Cat Lu system.

"Qi Liao, let me tell you, love is like an exam. Neither of us is qualified to take the exam." Dai Xiapo paused, left in suspense.

Qi Liao was intrigued by him and asked instinctively, "Why?"

At this moment, the other party pretended to take a breath of non-existent air, slowly exhaled the smoke, and said seriously, "Because I have graduated and don't need it, and you can't enter the examination room without your admission ticket."

Qi Liao was confused. What's going on? With your serious attitude, do you think you are trying to comfort me? Do you have any misunderstanding about the word comfort?

It wasn't sad at first, but you said it with a hint of sadness that was blown by the wind in your pants, okay?

Dai Xiapo patted his butt and said, "So, don't be discouraged, you will still have many opportunities in the future.

Men's pursuit of girls is infinite. As long as we don't stop, the road will continue to extend. As long as you don't stop, there must be me in front of you, so don't stop (referring to the yearning for breasts). "

Qi Liao "…………"

Qi Liao: "Gungungun, hurry up and push the cart away, I still want to go back and masturbate..."

"Hey, I can't tell that you are so horny now. Sure enough, it was because you were too fast just now? You didn't even have time to feel satisfied?" Her eyebrows were dancing with joy as she put on her hat, and her eyebrows could literally turn into flowers.

In comparison, Qi Liao seemed much calmer. He said calmly, "I just want to go back and pet the cat. What kind of shit are you thinking about?"

"Qi Liao, you are so sweet. How do you know that all I think about is you... Bah, how do you know that all I think about is you?"

The two of them bickered every day, and their movements did not slow down. But just when they were in front of the car and it was time to get on the car and leave, the hand that was stretched forward was empty.

Qi Liao "???"

Wear a po "???"

No...no more? I was obviously looking at the electric car right here just now. Is it gone?

Dai Xiapo asked Qi Liao with a pained face, "Friend, did you hear someone just now seem to say, 'It's impossible to work part-time, and it's impossible to work part-time in this life'?"

"Uh, what do you mean?"

"That means our car was stolen!"

Qi Liao was also a little confused for a moment, hesitating whether to ask what the relationship between the two was, or to remind him that this didn't seem to be a problem that could be solved by throwing away the car.

Unknowingly, there was a layer of white mist above their heads, and as time passed, the white mist became thicker and thicker, and some even floated down and landed on the heads of the two of them.

Looking at Qi Liao with a layer of cloud above his head. Only then did Dai Xiapo realize that something was wrong. Without waiting for him to reply, he took out his mobile phone. The brightness of the screen turned the white clouds above Qi Liao's head green.

Dai Xiapo said, "Well, this color is much more interesting."

Qi Liao "…………td"

Qi Liao even wanted to cooperate with this guy in saying this. The negative emotion value from Qi Liao was 999.

As the surrounding clouds and fog thickened, their visible field of view became smaller and smaller. Qi Liao felt uneasy for no reason. This layer of mist came too suddenly and strangely.

It seemed as if they were specially trapped, or perhaps to prevent something from being seen by outsiders.

"Qi Liao, can you hear me?" Dai Xiapo's voice came over. At this time, he felt that his voice was particularly reassuring. "Listen, I saw the weather forecast when I came here today. Today's weather shows It’s sunny, so don’t worry, it won’t rain.”

Qi Liao "???"

Is your focus actually on this? But this layer of clouds doesn’t look like what normal weather should look like, and what I’m afraid of is not rain!

What's more, you can't believe the weather forecast even if nothing happens! There's no way this is going to happen at all!

"Don't be afraid. If you are afraid of getting lost with dad, just come and hold my hand." Dai Xiapo said positively and optimistically, reaching out to him.

"Hey! You're going in the wrong direction! I'm behind you!"

Dai Xiapo turned around awkwardly, and Qi Liaozai listened carefully to what was going on around him.

Qi Liao made full use of the hearing he had developed when he was young. He could detect the sound of his parents' footsteps in advance and turn off the phone when the wrestling match between men and women in the island country was the loudest in his headphones. But while he was observing attentively, he suddenly heard Dai Xiapo singing loudly.

"Big-headed son ~ small-headed father~, the son's head is big and his hands are small, and the father's head is small and small. The big hand holds the small hand, and the walking is not slippery..."

Qi Liao "…………"

Qi Liao: "Stop, I'm one of you, don't talk."

Qi Liao really couldn't figure out why the sand sculpture suddenly sang, but Dai Xiapo explained inexplicably.

"Why are you singing suddenly? Of course it's because I'm holding your hand now, and the song is about a father holding his son's hand."

"Hey, don't think I haven't heard it. You must have secretly changed your words. Why is Daddy's head so small and so big?"

Qi Liao thought for a while and suddenly realized that he seemed to have forgotten some more important information, so he asked tentatively, "Whose hand did you just say you grabbed?"

"It's yours, otherwise why would I sing?"

Qi Liao looked at his raised hands and fell into deep thought.

"Hey, don't tell me that both of your hands are empty now, so what am I holding on to now, your third leg?"

"No, my... Ouch!"

"Why are you screaming? What happened... Ouch!"

Two screams sounded one after another, and both of them felt that they had been stamped on by someone. The power of this kick is really quite big.

"Qi Liao, are you okay? Can you still stand up?" Dai Xiapo asked with a scream, and Qi Liao soon replied, "I'm okay, but my butt seems to have been stomped and it hurts a little. How about you?" ?”

"I don't know what happened to me, but it should be better than you. The only pain in my anus is now."

Qi Liao "......"

At this moment, the roar of machinery also came over. Qi Liao was also surprised to find that although they were still enveloped by a circle of clouds and mist, the impact on their vision caused by the clouds and mist was minimal.

Looking in their original direction, they only saw a robot covered in a metal exoskeleton. His entire body showed a streamlined beauty.

Qi Liao, who had just seen the Yuan Devouring Beast, quickly guessed the identity of the opponent - Ultron!