Konoha's Mortal Wisdom

Sora is too difficult. My father is a psychopath. He doesn't do business all day long. He doesn't understand the basic principle of keeping the gun to the outside world. He just wants to fuck Hokage.

He also raised a little monster in himself and placed himself in a monk's temple for foster care, which earned him the cold shoulder from others.

Finally, I met an amiable Uncle Asma, who turned out to be his father-killing enemy, although he didn't kill him.

The saliva that has been cultivated in the body for more than ten years has polluted and assimilated itself into a weak, weak, weak, weak, pirated Kyuubi. Before he put on his coat and pretended to be a fox, he saw the original version. . .

I could have been in a genuine romantic embrace and was approved by him to successfully move from the kennel to the fox circle, but my head was blown off by the Green Lantern who didn't know where he came from.

In the end, he decided not to care about the scars on his body. I want to be myself. I won’t be a dog or a fox. I will just be a lonely little monk who will be single all his life. However, I still heard that I will eventually become a real person. News about singles. . .

It's really too hard for me. Kong couldn't accept this blow. Before he passed out, he looked at his father with a complicated expression. Ah, my dad, do you really want to raise a dog son? You are not Wang Sicong, and I don’t want to be Wang Keke either.

"He's fainted~ I'll just take it as his tacit consent, OK?" Yoruichi spread his hands to everyone, without any sense of giving Sora a knowing blow.

Hey, if Sora will turn into a red-haired husky in the future. . . I can't jerk off the Kyuubi, so I was thinking about how to jerk off a dog, but suddenly Yoruichi no longer wanted to help Kong seal it. . .

. . .

In the end, Yoruichi defeated his desire for the fur tribe. After all, he was still a human being and a man. . .

If Sora was a girl, Yoruichi would definitely and definitely not tell this matter. And it will follow and accelerate Sora's transformation speed. After Sora fully transforms into a beast, he will "accidentally" subdue a pet. Orc girl, it's a little exciting to think about it~

Sora's problem was relatively easy to solve. He didn't have much Nine-Tails Chakra in his body, so he asked the Nine Lamas to suck some of it back, leaving him with only one seed. Then Yoruichi used two ritual breaks to create a space blocking filter around the seed.

As long as this seed cannot assimilate Kong's own chakra, even if it is the Nine Lamas' chakra, one seed is only enough to make one red fart. Sora doesn't have to worry about his sanity being eroded by the Nine-Tails chakra in the future, and he doesn't have to worry about one day turning into a red husky waiting for adoption by others.

But now he is weak, very weak, extremely weak. With his chakra basically gone, and the wounds all over his body eroded by Kyuubi's chakra, he was probably going to stay in Konoha Hospital for a while.

After solving Sora's crisis, Yoruichi got up directly and headed to the Fire Country's famous attraction, the Fire Temple.

If it weren't for seeing Sora, the ill-fated little monk, Yoruichi would have almost forgotten that it was the turn of the two immortal duo who had been beaten so many times by him to appear.

Lu Lu is indeed a talent. His immortal talent is the Thousand-Armed Guanyin. His attack method is a bit like the extremely poor version of the Eighty-Sky God Strike. It looks a bit like a special effects version of Maki Senju. Regardless, it's a nice skill.

There is no way for anyone to let the talent of the land fairy clan show its double face and be a trap. It is really difficult to judge the power. I can only give it good looks, coolness, and full marks for special effects.

The Temple of Fire is really a very famous attraction in the Land of Fire. Ye Yi walked all the way and soon arrived at this place that sounded awesome and looked like a decent place.

The so-called iron wall of the seal that was absolutely impossible to break through was directly hammered to pieces by the immortal duo. Except for the land, there is no one in the entire temple that can be beaten.

After Kazuma's incident ended, it seemed that the land was exchanged for money by the immortal duo not long after. Although there is an extra Yoruichi who is not in the original work, and Yoruichi also taught the immortal duo a great lesson, normal people would not run to the Land of Fire to die.

But Ye Yi believes that a miser's obsession with money is huge, and he will not let go of the 3000 million taels in vain. It's still the great Das Kapital, and the high reward on land is enough for the two of them to risk their lives and act alone.

Yoruichi just lived in the Fire Temple. He didn't see anyone for two whole days, and Yoruichi, who had been on a vegetarian diet for two days, decided that he must deal with the two bastards this time. Yoruichi is a carnivore who enjoys all kinds of meat. Just like Hibari Kyouya said, Weak herbivores, bite and kill them. The vegetarian banquet was really a torment for Ye Yi.

I have also fought against the Immortal Duo twice. For these two people, I admire Kakudu's attitude. Kakuzu, let’s not talk about whether he really just threw a kunai at Hashirama eight hundred miles away, at least I think his reason for defecting is very reasonable.

You assigned me a mission to assassinate the Ninja God, and I went. It's normal not to be killed, but it would be weird to kill him~ Even the golden flash Minato Namikaze can leave a legend that makes people run away without a fight and not be held accountable. God-like Hashirama can't be worse than him, so he must follow the rules The idea of ​​​​purging him after failing the mission is absolutely unreasonable.

What's more, the top management of Taki Ninja at that time mainly sent people to assassinate Hashirama and were afraid of retaliation, so they wanted to kill Kakuzu without any proof. The high-level people who betrayed their subordinates deserved to die. So Kakuzu's defection is excusable.

In addition, Kakuzu only cares about money, which proves that he basically does not kill innocent people indiscriminately. Those who can be rewarded are either bad guys or ninjas. There is nothing wrong with killing the bad guys in exchange for a reward. Regardless of whether the ninja is good or bad, it is a desperate profession in this world. If you die, you are not good enough and have no relationship with others.

He might take some missions to kill people for money, but other ninja villages or wandering ninjas would do the same thing, so although this is not correct, it cannot be killed with a stick.

The most important thing is that Kakuzu loves money and is a qualified miser, and what does the Sawatsuna family behind Yoruichi do? It is a business family. If Kakuzu is taken back and becomes a financial officer, this person will really no longer be afraid of corruption. ~ Kakuzu is very good at digging into the budget. If you have the ability to dig money out of Kakuzu, even if you are embezzling, I believe you are a talent.

Hidan, since childhood, Yoruichi has been absolutely unwilling to let go from inside to outside, and his stance can no longer be firm. Since his previous life, he has received socialist education. It cannot be said that he is very kind, but at least he has basic humanity.

Therefore, he has never killed anyone directly with his own hands. He adheres to the concept of Xiangshuai being crippled and imprisoned. As for whether you die later, whether you are seriously injured to death or killed by others, it has nothing to do with Yoruichi. That's because the logistics department was too inhumane and failed to protect the lives of prisoners.

Coming to this world where fighting is the main theme, Yoichi agrees with killing. If you don’t kill others, others will kill you~ Yoichi has learned the bug-level escape method of Flying Thunder God, and he has never encountered the kind of escape that makes him An opponent who can't even run away. If it really happened, Yoruichi would probably fight tooth and nail, and no principles would matter at that time.

Being principled has always been the product of show-off. If your life is gone, you are still full of pretense

But there must be a bottom line for killing, just like principles. You can kill people because of threats or even to make money, but I will treat you as if you are too poor to eat and will starve to death. But Hidan is truly immortal. Apart from the soul-draining effects of the Rinnegan Eye or the crushing of the ashes of a common killer, he will basically not encounter fatal injuries. In this case, killing people just for fun would be too perverted. .

Yoruichi couldn't accept Hidan's so-called religious concept of killing people and sacrificing them to evil gods. It would be better to die early for such a mental illness. It's okay for you to be mentally ill, but it's your fault if you come out to harm others.

This time Yoruichi planned to deal with Hidan personally and then collect Kakuzu. By weakening Akatsuki's power, he can also add a lot of strength to his side. Mainly, my family is urging me every day. I hope Yoruichi will quickly let go of Konoha affairs and take over the management of the Zetsuna family. This time, sending such an awesome financial back home should be able to silence my parents for a while~

"Master Lu, let's discuss something."

"No."

Σっ°Д°;っ"I haven't said anything yet~"

"Yorichi-dono, you have been caught three times trying to eat meat in the temple..."

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"Then you can go out to eat and come back after eating."

Aren't I afraid that you will die after I finish eating? It's true that Lu Dongbin doesn't know a good heart. I know it in my heart, but it’s not good to say it out loud. After all, they were the twelve guardian ninjas. When they first saw Hidan and Kakuzu, they were full of character, full of confidence, and possessing the talents of the immortal clan. Then they were replaced by bounties. . .

Why don't you look at the monk face of Land, but also look at the monkey face of Asma? Buddha said, it cannot be said or said~

Yoruichi, who failed to fight again, originally planned to remotely shock the beast and then have dinner at the entrance of the Fire Temple. After leaving the temple, even if I eat meat at the temple gate, you can't make things difficult for me anymore~

A loud bang came from outside the door, attracting the attention of most people in the temple.

The so-called iron wall of the seal that was absolutely impossible to break through was destroyed by Kakuzu's punch. Under the instructions from the monks of the Fire Temple, Lu Lu took the lead and walked out to face Akatsuki's challenge.

"Kakuzu, it seems that another highly respected monk has appeared~ Hey, if you kill a monk for a reward, you will go to hell."

"You can't get what you ask for, and the sentence of hell is also determined by money."

"The Fire Temple in the Land of Fire is a very famous ninja temple. It is said that the monks there can use the special power called the talent of the immortal clan. In particular, the 3000 guardian ninjas inside were once selected and were worth million taels. Land. Don't be careless, you will die~"

"Isn't it very powerful?" Hidan didn't take it seriously, he pulled out the Bloody March Scythe and launched a direct attack, "You said such things, you shouldn't say them to me, Kakuzu"

When the immortal duo were about to rush to the land, they found a stern young man Shi Shiran walking out. Although his appearance had grown a lot, he still vaguely retained the same foundation as before.

"Uh~ It looks like I'm really going to die this time~"