Konoha's Mortal Wisdom

There was no time to step back, and the anger after two days of completely vegetarian meals made Yoruichi no longer play like he was having fun like before, but instead seriously attack.

Lu Lu pressed his right hand down and raised his left hand. He had just made the starting movement of an immortal. As soon as the brilliant sound and light effect behind him started, the two opponents in front of him flew back with a "whoosh~" sound.

A figure with flashing blue light and erect hair appeared in front of him. It was the Saiyan, the strongest warrior race in the universe. . . I digress~

Because of the consumption problem, Yoruichi will basically not turn on the super match mode completely, but choose to rely on micro-control to save mana consumption like the ultimate in tempering. As soon as they met, they were all fired up, which shows how strong the resentment of carnivores is.

When it comes to the issue of eating meat, Bodhisattvas also have to step aside.

Hidan and Kakuzu were knocked upside down by Yoruichi, plowing two deep long marks on the ground. Hidan, the iron-headed boy, although blood spurted out from Yoruichi's heavy blows, he was still yelling mercilessly.

"You bastard, you have been here forever, right? Today I must sacrifice you to the evil god together with Kakuzu. You blasphemer and heretic, you all have to die... Hey Kakuzu Where are you going?”

Kakuzu can live for such a long time. In addition to his strong strength, rich combat experience, and the ability to withstand the earth's resentment and Yu's secret skills, the most important thing is that since his fight with the first generation Hashirama, he was beaten one-sided and made him understand a simple but true truth. It's not wrong to just run away and give up if you can't beat the opponent. As long as you can win longer than the opponent, the last one with a smile will be the final winner.

The moment he saw Yoruichi, if it weren't for his forward momentum and Yoruichi's speed, Kakuzu would have changed direction and slipped away first. Yoruichi's punch just now was fast and fast. He obviously didn't intend to kill anyone. Now he can't leave unless he sneaks away and waits.

Yoruichi really didn't mean to kill him with one strike. For Kakuzu, gathering five hearts must be his obsessive-compulsive disorder. Since he wants to conquer him, he must be alive in the end. If you break a heart now and wait until he turns around and kill someone again, don't do it if you can.

Hidan's side wasn't because he didn't want to, but because it was of no use. Hidan's immortal body will still survive even if you cut off his head. If you inflict an extra penetrating wound, it's just an extra hole, and blood will still spatter on his body. It's disgusting~

Seeing Kakuzu running away without looking back, Tou Tierufei Dan also realized that something was wrong, picked up the Bloody March Scythe and ran towards the door that Kakuzu had just broken.

From what he yelled, he and Kakuzu sent Yoruichi to die together, which shows that although Hidan is not smart, he is not completely brainless, and he knows that he will never be able to do Yoichi on his own. Two people. . . At least he can withstand a few beatings, so he won't be the only one who gets beaten up.

After the lightning dissipated, Yoruichi lightly tapped the floor with her right foot, and several earthen walls were erected in front of Hidan, blocking his way.

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"Kakuzu, come back and save me." Hidan waved his scythe and slashed the wall in front of him while running towards Kakuzu who was still running forward without looking back. That vigorous figure recreated Kakuzu's lost youth. Hidan was left behind with tears in his eyes~ Hey, don't abandon me.

Why is this wall so hard? The Bloody March Scythe is a sharp weapon with considerable destructive power, but for a master like Yoichi whose properties change beyond ordinary people, it is not much different from an ordinary weapon. Hidan's taijutsu is actually pretty good, at least he's someone who can maintain a - stalemate with Hatake for a while.

But solid basic skills does not mean that the attack power is sufficient. Use Raikiri's Kakashi Kakashi to block the killing Buddha, and hit the earth wall with your bare hands. If you try Hidan, it will often take seven or eight cuts to break through a wall. Whenever he broke through the wall and saw the invisible barrier behind him, Hidan felt despair. . .

Finding that it was so difficult to cut down the wall, Hidan decided to take a detour and jump over it. The earthen wall was not very high, so Hidan could jump over it with just one use of force. But just when he was stepping on the wall and preparing to jump over, an earth-rock gun flew over from behind, aiming at an indescribable place behind. . .

Hidan is not afraid of death, that is because in his cognition he will not die. Hidan is not afraid of pain, but enjoys pain. That is also because his own pain often represents the same torture for his enemy. If he is beaten unilaterally, who will feel pleasure

Forehead. . . There seems to be something called s. Some perverts just like to be whipped. . .

But no, this has to do with a man’s dignity. The incident where Yoichi imitated and impaled the Duke a long time ago and was strung up was still painful in his heart. After that for a long time, he had a heart-piercing pain when he hummed~

Jumping, he couldn't jump anymore, so he could only chop hard. Hidan chopped at the wall hard, breaking six walls in a row, until his scythe was in tatters. In front of you is the place you just entered, the gate of the Temple of Fire. As long as you can run past it, the sea is vast and fish can leap, and the sky is high and birds can fly.

Freedom is before your eyes. . . That bastard Hidan's heart skipped a beat, and the ecstasy on his face froze before he could restrain it, and then his expression gradually became distorted~

Hidan felt that he couldn't let Yoruichi play in vain like this. If he couldn't beat him, he had to work hard or else he would be beaten again, and he wouldn't die anyway. By the way, as long as Kakuzu is alive, sooner or later he will come to save me.

Hidan, who felt that he suddenly figured it out, started playing with the blood type Mitsuki. . . The stick was swung towards Yoruichi, dragging him down, this was the only thought in Hidan's mind.

Hidan's long stick was brought down on Yoruichi's head, making him feel the mockery of hitting a dog's head with a stick, and he felt even more angry. A thin stream of water appeared on Yoruichi's hand, and under the sharp drop of freezing air, it turned into a long sword without a sword jaw. Don't ask why the guard of the long sword is called a sword jaw. Japanese swords are collectively called kendo.

A crystal clear ice saber appeared in Yoruichi's hand, but it wasn't over yet. A layer of blackness climbed onto the ice saber, making the blade look even more mysterious and profound, and also more indestructible. Take a look at the color of the soil escape version.

Yoruichi lifted it from bottom to top, and the ice saber hit Bloody March head-on. . . The stick directly cut this impressive weapon in half. Extreme cold will make objects brittle and easier to break, not to mention that the broken sickle that had just hit six walls was already overwhelmed.

After being beaten up so many times, Hidan didn't make any progress at all. Although he has not developed new attack methods, mainly because his religious beliefs limit the way he kills people, his physical skills have become more and more sophisticated.

The half-length long stick in his hand was stabbed directly towards Ye Yi, and the other hand took out the folded thorn inserted in his waist and attacked from the other direction. As for those who don't exist, you can stab him as you like. If you have the ability, you can exchange the damage for it. hurt

The immortal body's bonus to physical skills is actually very high. Others must attack more, but you don't. The initiative is always in your hands.

Fortunately, Yoruichi's speed and sword skills were much stronger than Hidan. Facing the short sticks thrusting towards the center from the left and right, Yoruichi took a step back, waited for the moment when the sticks crossed, slashed with his saber, and suppressed it with one strike. He removed the weapons from Hidan's hands.

The body followed the sword, and the sword used his own strength. Yoruichi took a step forward and used his strength to slide the blade upward diagonally, and scratched a shallow scar on Hidan's shoulder.

He continued to follow up with his left hand and slapped Hidan in the face. To be honest, Whitebeard's gesture of grabbing the enemy's face and slamming it to the ground is so domineering, Yoruichi wants to pay tribute to him

Hidan. . . The reaction is still there, even if the neck is flexible, it is not as flexible as the hands, so it is definitely impossible to dodge. Hidan opened his mouth and bit Yoruichi's hand. When he was in a hurry, he even resorted to this kid-fighting technique.

The saliva is really disgusting. In order to prevent Hidan's saliva from contaminating her, Yoruichi gave up her plan to use force to punch Hidan's teeth. Although I really want to try to break your mouth full of dog teeth, but the armor color of the earth escape version does not block the saliva, it just hardens.

He lowered his hand to Hidan's chin and pushed it up. Then he pushed Hidan down with a slight force, pinched his neck and slapped the ground. The action needs to be quick and the posture needs to be cool. Although it is not as dramatic as pinching the face, it still looks presentable.

Σっ°Д°;っHidan couldn't spit out a mouthful of blood. When he pushed up his chin, it made him feel confused and his jaw clenched. Not to mention that he was pinched by the neck and punched to the ground, and his vocal cords had long been strangled. .

Fortunately, he had an immortal body, which allowed him to quickly wake up from the injuries that would cause death to ordinary people, and he stabbed Ye Yi with the spike in his hand regardless.

With one foot, Hidan's restless little hand was pinned to the ground. Yoruichi closed the distance between him and Hidan, and softly described how to deal with Hidan next. His tone was so gentle that it made him People can't believe that these are two opponents fighting for life and death.

"Hidan, there is a man named Chi You in myths and legends, who has an immortal body very similar to yours. Later, he was cut into pieces by five horses, and his hands, feet, head and torso were buried in different places and sealed. I thought it might be good to try it on you. Don't worry, I won't make the same mistake as last time this time and hand you over to Tang Ninja Village. This time I will throw your head into the depths of the sea and see who can put you back together~"

Zetsu's ability allows him to basically monitor any place on the continent. Hidan's strength is probably too weak, so even Kabuto doesn't bother to summon him again, but Yoruichi really doesn't want to leave any chance to Hidan. Go to the sea and see who can pick it up for him.

Hidan has never known what he was afraid of. When he heard that Yoruichi wanted to divide himself, it was nothing. After all, he had already experienced it once. What really frightened him was hiding them separately, especially when they were thrown into the sea. The sea was so vast. , there are countless places that humans have never set foot on. Who knows that if you throw it into the sea, it will end up in the belly of the fish?