Konoha's Mortal Wisdom

There is no need to think about it, "Life is precious, but love is even more valuable." Yoruichi is also a 15 or 6-year-old kid, and he has already reached the age to experience sweet love.

Sasuke has Sakura, and Naruto has Hinata. They are both born and raised since childhood. It's already too late for Yoruichi, okay?

If you include the 20 years in the previous life. . .

Suddenly I felt that my life was miserable

Having made up her mind, Yoruichi put down some of her mental baggage and set off immediately, planning to go back to Yayun first and then return to Konoha immediately after saying goodbye. Counting the days, there is really not much time left.

~，#'&c︿

This is probably the reason why Yoruichi was very handsome, had a high IQ, and had a good rapport with women in his previous life, but he was always single~

. . .

With a complicated and exciting mood, Yoruichi returned to the Kazama Mansion where he had stayed for more than a month.

It remains the same, with a peaceful atmosphere.

That's right, the battlefield is quite far away from here. Although Tianzhi Country is a small country, its geographical location is surprisingly good.

It is located directly north of Konoha and is Konoha's outlet to the sea in this direction. It also avoids the borders with the Kingdom of Earth and the Kingdom of Thunder, and will not become a strategic buffer between major powers like the Kingdom of Rain.

Commonly known as the battlefield.

In fact, if you think about it, you will know. If it weren't for its superior geographical location, how could Tian Country not have the corresponding ninja power, allowing Orochimaru to take advantage of it?

From a strategic perspective, the more strategically important a country is, especially a small country that lives between big powers, it must have its own armed forces.

Not only because wherever there is oppression, there will be resistance. Often, the easier it is to start a war, the more armed groups will gather. Just refer to ylk and xly from previous lives and you will know. #爱奇文.. #fastest update

This force must also be retained at the political level in order for this "strategic buffer zone" to be truly established.

The stronger ones, like the Rain Ninja Village and Taki Ninja Village, also have the power to speak in front of the big powers, and can even decide the direction of the battle.

The weaker ones are like the Tang Ninja Village and the Grass Ninja Village. Even if the dishes are very small and transparent, they must still maintain their independence in order to show their respect.

When the powers of the Ninja Village and the daimyo were separated, although the daimyo nominally held the highest power, in fact it still depended on the ninja's attitude. In troubled times, the biggest reason is to have a strong fist.

Ninja villages like Tian's country were formed later. The Ninja villages were small in scale and the ninja power had not yet penetrated into all aspects of the country. However, the military and political power of the leader Kazama could be imagined.

Through induction, the clone that sensed Ye Yi's return disbanded after informing Wan Yayun of the news.

Yoruichi stood at the door of the house, waiting for Yayun to come out and bid him a final farewell.

It's not that I don't know how to be polite. After I came back, I didn't even say a word to Lord Kazama and left. Mainly because of this thing, during the period of "passionate love", Ye Yiyi didn't know how to face his "father-in-law" once he left anyway.

Of course, he never thought that if he really left today, the "lover" and "father-in-law" he took for granted would just blow it off.

It can only be said that straight men have always behaved so naturally, so fresh and refined.

I waited for less than 20 minutes. You read that right, it was 20 minutes.

Although this era did not have the most advanced makeup technology, sunscreen primer is used to isolate and conceal blemishes. . . Of course, this extreme may only be the ultimate in the eyes of boys. Girls may hope for more, but the art of makeup cannot exist in any era.

When Yayun was escorted back by Ye Yi's clone, she was worried and not in the mood to think about these things.

Only when Yoichi's clone told him that she came out with the news of Yoichi's victorious return did she remember to put on beautiful makeup to welcome her "big hero".

Girls put on makeup. . . Wait~ It only takes 20 minutes. I should be grateful that there are not so powerful biochemical technologies in this era, and there are not many people researching related technologies. Otherwise, the waiting time may increase exponentially~

Yayun appeared in front of Ye Yi with a long line of maids, all dressed up beautifully.

Yoruichi, who had already made up his mind to return to Konoha, was shaken in an instant and was stunned.

Originally, Yayun had put on makeup when she went out, but it was just a touch of light makeup. But when Yayun put on heavy makeup, Ye Yi discovered that Yayun's beauty really has a unique magic power.

Yayun, who wears light makeup, is fresh and elegant, and is exceptionally elegant. During the previous trip, Yoruichi was fascinated by her otherworldly temperament.

In these short 20 minutes, Ye Yi saw another side of Yayun. You must know that even though there was a thrilling battle, the memory of returning after the clone was released 20 minutes ago still made Yoruichi reminisce about Yayun's cute appearance.

Things have really changed in just 20 minutes.

An elegant little girl turned into a mature and coquettish strong woman, with a completely different temperament and demeanor. How did the "rare and strange" straight man Yoichi react?

From her previous life, Yoruichi actually didn't like girls who wore heavy makeup, because many people were not suitable for it. After wearing heavy makeup, they changed too much from the original and looked very gaudy.

But Yayun is different. Whether she has light makeup or heavy makeup, her appearance is really different, but people can still tell that she is still her. It just makes people wonder whether she has a dual personality or a twin. Sisters' sense of astonishment.

"Light make-up and heavy make-up are always suitable." Yoruichi has always felt that this is the greatest compliment to a girl's charm, which shows that this girl's charm has no blind spots.

This was the first time Ye Yi saw Ya Yun with this kind of makeup, and her completely different temperament made him equally intoxicated.

For a man, having a harem is the ultimate fantasy of all men. Special note: This is fantasy

Since her previous life, Yoruichi has never had a lover. Maybe the cerebral cortex is too developed and suppresses hormones and dopamine. Anyway, Yoruichi has never really had a strong crush on any girl.

But this didn't stop him from imagining. Eating the dog food and lemons spilled by other couples, Yoruichi also thought about what his own love was like.

The novels he usually read to pass his boring time gave Yoruichi a vision of a man's ultimate fantasy. But is Yoruichi such a person?

He did not know what kind of miserable growing environment he had experienced, and he developed a perverted "chivalry spirit" towards women. Perhaps it was because of the pervert next door. Anyway, this principle caused fantasy and principle to constantly collide.

I want to be single-minded, but I also want to start a harem. How can I learn from Love Saint Zhennan King? I am very philanthropic, but I am sincere to every woman.

No, no, no, Yoruichi is afraid that he will be hacked to death on the street. It is said that no matter how skilled you are, you are still afraid of a kitchen knife. There is a more deadly weapon called a hatchet, which is one h more powerful than a knife. I am asking you if you are afraid of it.

This is really the most unsolvable problem for a scumbag~

The moment he saw Yayun coming out, Ye Yi, whose brain had been shut down for 15 seconds, finally figured out the problem.

It turns out that most of the scumbag seniors have already found the answer. No wonder I heard that rich people in the Middle East like to raise twins. No wonder there are always people who like to hook up with their sisters-in-law. Yoruichi finally found the reason.

Sister-in-law, twins, the most important thing is that they are similar to their wives to the greatest extent, but different at the same time, which makes men feel like they have opened a harem psychologically, and they seem to be the same person in their eyes.

This is consistent with the paradox of having a harem and being devoted to one person.

Of course, the above examples may just be Ye Yi's own guesses. Who knows what those scumbags are thinking in their minds.

Yayun's appearance just fits all of Ye Yi's fantasies. No matter what makeup, temperament, or personality, it's all hers, but it always gives Ye Yi a variety of freshness.

I'm sorry to the vast number of female compatriots, Ye Yi deeply regrets in her heart. Although he respected women very much in his previous life, he still felt that wasting so much time on makeup was a stupid thing.

Today I finally figured everything out. It turns out that this is all for the vast number of pig trotters.

Sorry, I really blamed you wrongly

Fortunately, even if the makeup changes the temperament, the deep character should not change~ Yayun should still be my "gentle" little princess. Otherwise, with this concept, the more feminist awareness Yoruichi turns out to be, I feel that my legs are getting weaker and weaker.

In his previous life, he always laughed at those soft-eared people who were always kneeling on the keyboard. At this time, Yoruichi suddenly found that his psychology was tending to develop in that direction.

Fortunately, Yayun is very "gentle", right?

Yoruichi's mood was up and down, from 15 seconds of daze to 30 seconds, to 1 minute, and then. . .

Yayun, who had led his maids to greet Ye Yi's victorious return in a grand manner, saw his joyful smile slowly lose color. It's still beautiful and beautiful, but a kind of low pressure is starting to settle.

Why the hell do I paint such a beautiful picture and bring so many maids out to celebrate your return from victory? Why don’t I lose face if you just stay in a daze?

Even though she didn't know that her death was coming, Ye Yi was still immersed in the happiness of "Ya Yun is very gentle", the secret joy of "Ya Yun is very beautiful", and was confused by various emotions~

"Yorichi-kun, what kind of beautiful woman are you thinking about?"

Ye Yi was still lost in her thoughts when Ya Yun's sweet voice came to her ears. I wonder if all the brain's talents are focused on IQ. Ye Yi's emotional intelligence is probably ~ negative.

I don't know why Ye Yi feels that Yayun has seen through her admiration for him, and thinks that the beautiful woman she talks about is Yayun herself. It is obviously a free part question, but she abruptly answers it as a free proposition.

"Yes, yes" there was a little bit of luck in the tone, and a little shyness of a boy~

"Really?" The tone was still so "gentle", but Yayun's face was completely dark. The strong low pressure blew up the dust on the ground, and the sky turned from sunny to gloomy. "Yangzi, lead the way for Ye Yijun, Looking for the woman he likes, today, no, within a week you will help him lead the way and you don’t have to come back.”

Yoruichi, who was slow in this regard, didn't understand Yayun's anger, and was still struggling with why I asked Yoko to take me to look for him if I didn't like you.