Konoha's Mortal Wisdom

"Yayun, no kidding, I came here to say goodbye to you."

If you can't figure it out, just don't think about it and just ignore it. But you don't know that this is the biggest problem in straight men's relationships.

You can be stupid, because for some fujoshi, Yoruichi, who has a super high IQ and a low emotional quotient, is a little bit cute in contrast. There is a high probability that the score will be reduced, but there is a small chance that it will be an equal score.

But if you don’t have the desire to live, you’re 100% sure of death.

A girl will let you go because of the so-called "contrast cuteness" at the beginning, but your repeated "stupidity" and "death-seeking" will make the girl who has been dazzled by sweet love wake up and realize that you are still you. That hopeless big pig's hooves~

So remember, you can make mistakes, but you have to admit them. If you don’t even know that you made a mistake, I can only give you a cool song~

Yoruichi. . . It doesn’t matter if you don’t say it~ You can be considered the type who has no desire to live~

"Farewell to you...where are you going?"

If Ye Yi had a little bit of talent in observing words and emotions, he should know that he was not far from death at this time.

"There are some things that need to be dealt with, and I have to go back to Konoha. Besides, I won't be able to move around freely for a long time."

"Is that it?" Yayun had an unknown smile on his face.

Hey, there really is nothing better. Seeing Yayun "smiling" made Ye Yi very satisfied, nothing could be better. Yayun really fits the character of "the woman behind a successful man" perfectly. Long live my understanding.

"Hmm, I'll come back to you after this matter is settled."

Yoruichi, who was immersed in his own fantasy, didn't know that he might have just been clinging to the edge of the cliff and was about to fall to death. Because of the gentle image he made up in his mind and the natural "uprightness", he actually fell.

"The little girl is not talented, Ye Yijun, walk slowly. I believe that no matter what the problem is, Ye Yijun can solve it perfectly, just like this time. Then I will go back~"

"Okay, Yayun, I'm going to leave soon, so hurry in. Oh, remember to say goodbye to Lord Fengjian for me, then I'll leave first~"

There is a kind of uprightness called early substitution. Ye Yi is obviously still in love, no, it should be said that she is in a state of pursuit, but she has prematurely imagined her relationship with Ya Yun as a couple, or even a partner.

The process of two people being together is divided into three stages: the passionate stage, the mature stage, and the dull stage.

Love period: Two people look at each other for some unknown reason. Maybe this is fate. At this time, people all wear a super filter called "love", and everything they see about each other is beautiful.

Mature stage: Two people who are in love with each other hang out together every day without shame. After hanging out for a long time, they realize that no matter how many levels of beauty filters are turned on, as long as you don’t have plastic surgery, you are still the same ordinary person. Then quarrels and dislikes ensue.

Ordinary period: The two people have experienced romance and emotional changes, and finally discovered that although they are no longer the center of the world, they have shortcomings of one kind or another.

But the world is so big that no leaves are exactly the same. You are the positive, and I happen to be the negative. I thought that one of us turned to the left and the other to the right, but we were just pulled together by wrong fate.

When it was made into a leaf vein bookmark, I discovered that it was not you turning to the left and me turning to the right, but embracing you affectionately. I saw the world in front of me, but I forgot you who were closest to me.

Yoruichi's mistake was that he misjudged the progress of the relationship and now thought that they were destined for life. Little do you know that there is a more cruel stage, called the ambiguous stage, where you haven't even determined the basic relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend.

Who gave you the courage to treat Yayun as an old married couple? Liang Jingru is separated by a whole world from you.

Two figures turned and left, one with a scholarly spirit and wanted to go back to make contributions and make his name immortal. One is filled with resentment and feels that all his love has been fed to the dog.

Will the two people walking opposite each other have a chance to meet again? Maybe it's just a turning distance, and the only thing left in the future is their destiny~

"Lord Yayun, are you just letting Lord Ye Yi go? Why didn't you ask Lord Ye Yi clearly where he was going and what he was going to do? Why did you just leave? Where did you leave Lord Ya Yun?"

Ye Yi watched Ya Yun turn around and leave. After a few steps, he used the Flying Thunder God to disappear and leave. The matter was urgent and there was no room for delay.

Yayun showed her most beautiful side to Ye Yi, but after turning around, she wet her eyes in a corner that he couldn't see. Yoruichi didn't know how much courage this cute and beautiful girl mustered up to meet again, but Yoruichi, who was too straightforward, didn't notice the slightest problem.

He failed to live up to the girl's deep affection.

"Actually, I should have known a long time ago that from that moment on, the center of his world would never be me~"

. . .

"Why do I always feel like something is weird but I just can't figure it out~"

While Yoruichi used the Flying Thunder God to quickly teleport in the direction of Konoha Village, he filtered in his mind which place he found strange. After much thought, I still couldn't figure it out, and then I just didn't think about it~

Just like those straight men who are invited out to play games by their best friends, but when faced with the "gentle and considerate" support of their girlfriends, they always choose to turn around and leave without thinking.

Do they really have no brains at all? No, it's just because people's thinking is subjective and adds their own understanding.

From an objective standpoint, even the Weibo official account you accidentally browsed will tell you that if you believe a woman's words at this time, you will lose your legs when you come back.

But because of the strong subjective desire to "play games", your brain will abandon all the correct answers, find the only death option "My girlfriend is very gentle", and then leave carelessly.

This can be said to be a very real human nature~

What made Ye Yi feel strange was that he had heard a song in his previous life. A line in the song could reveal Yayun's mentality at that time: "The little girl is not talented and has not won the favor of the prince."

At that time, Yayun did not ask him to go about his "career" in a gentle and considerate way, but wanted to say, "You have been harassing the young master for a long time, so please don't blame me~"

Putting aside her worries, or perhaps not realizing the seriousness of the matter, Yoruichi devoted herself wholeheartedly to the next plan.

Strength is the foundation of everything. What I once arranged and put down, it is time to pick it up again.

Since Orochimaru can summon Uchiha Mirror, a character who did not appear in the original work, Black Zetsu may be able to get Uchiha Madara out in advance.

In the absolute comparison of strength, the current Yoruichi is really not good enough in front of Madara.

Because of my arrogance, I let go of my awe. At worst, I can still defeat the two protagonists of the original book. But with Yayun, even for his trust, I want her to know that her man is the strongest in the world.