Konoha's Mortal Wisdom

"Oh, Hidan, you want to kill me, right? Sacrifice me to the evil god."

Yoruichi held a long javelin in his hand and murmured taunting Hidan in front of him who was stuck like a hedgehog and couldn't move.

While taunting, he used the javelin in his hand to fiercely open a new hole in Hidan's body.

Anyway, Hidan has an immortal body. If you don't tie it, it will be useless. Looking at the entire Akatsuki organization, every member has his or her own cuteness, except for Hidan, a guy who was brainwashed by a cult.

He is the only one who has the right to die

In the end, Yoruichi kept her word and strung Hidan up with a javelin that imitated the Impaling Archduke. He was just hanging in the air blankly. Next, he only had to notify the people in Yunin Village to receive the prisoners. His first priority An S-level mission is completed

Are you curious about the method of piercing the Archduke? Keywords: Millennium Killing, Dracula, just Baidu it yourself~

After finishing all this, Yoruichi just stopped to take a rest.

Although the battle with Hidan was a one-sided massacre and didn't consume much chakra, it was hard to think about how long it would take to transport this fool back.

In fact, you can also cut off Hidan's head alone and take it back for questioning. This is also the way ordinary ninjas hunt down traitorous ninjas, and then find a place to bury his body.

But I thought about bringing a talking head back with me. I was trembling all night long just thinking about the scene of that ghost. Forget it, it’s better to work harder.

"Complex Ninja Technique Flame Wave", a huge sea of ​​fire suddenly surged towards Yoruichi and Hidan. The scorching heat made Yoruichi's hair dry before it hit him, and his exposed skin felt a tingling sensation like needles.

Ignoring Hidan who was stuck on the ground like a grilled fish, lightning flashed under Yoruichi's feet, his Thunder Chakra Mode was half-activated, and he sprinted forward and crossed the river bank.

Seeing that he had crossed the river bank and the sea of ​​​​fire was still chasing after him, Yoruichi's brain was working at a rapid speed, imitating the memory of Nidaime's left hand making a fist with only one thumb, holding it with his right hand, then crossing his hands, and finally stretching forward. The river bank in front of him responded to Yoichi's call and rolled up a huge current around him, blocking the surging sea of ​​fire.

In the past, Yoruichi boasted that he could escape with the Flying Thunder God Technique, so he didn't practice much defensive ninjutsu. This time, being attacked by a huge sea of ​​fire using his kunai really taught him a good lesson.

Fortunately, our Water God Tobirama is powerful enough to reduce the water formation wall to only two seals to use, and his movements at the time were cool enough to impress Yoruichi. Otherwise, with the sea of ​​fire that attacks With his exaggerated speed, by the time he used the water formation wall in the normal way, he would have been burned into a roast pig.

The huge waves and the sea of ​​fire collided and evaporated a mist of water. Yoichi took advantage of the mist's concealment and took the opportunity to move his position and silently sense the enemy.

This feeling, isn’t it? This feeling of five chakras coming together, could it be that person?

Kakuzu, knowing that the duo is destined to die, oh, is one of the immortal duo. In other words, he was the partner of Hidan whom he had just captured.

Judging from Hidan's leather jacket style, he probably hasn't joined the Akatsuki organization yet.

If Kakuzu comes, will the rest of the Akatsuki organization be far away? Wouldn't it just happen that Konan and the others come to recruit them?

But that's wrong. I remember Itachi was there when Hidan was recruited. The time doesn't match up.

Yoruichi, who had a lot of question marks in her heart, quickly concentrated her attention and maximized her perception. If she really encountered the Akatsuki organization and recruited Hidan, then this mission would still be there. . . give up.

At this time, even though he was very confident in his own strength, he probably wouldn't lose in a one-on-one challenge with most people in the Xiao organization, at least he could run away. But being beaten up is always a less than pleasant experience.

In order to give face to the beautiful Xiaonan, whenever she comes, I will sneak away first to respect her.

Closing his eyes and carefully sensing the 2k radius, there were indeed only 6 chakra reaction angles out of 5. Yoruichi finally let go of the burden in his heart.

It's really embarrassing to fail the first S-level mission, but luckily the situation hasn't turned to the worst yet.

At this time, Hidan on the other side of the river was burned by the fire and screamed in pain. Without Ye Yi's continuous input of Thunder Chakra to paralyze his body, he finally regained his ability to move and pulled the javelin out of his body on his own, finally freeing himself from the salty fish state.

It is worth mentioning that Hidan hesitated for a while when he pulled away the core javelin that pierced the Archduke.

If you pull it out from this end of your mouth, um, the unknown object at the other end may be~

So after hesitating for a long time, he still chose to maintain a very shameful posture and pulled out the javelin from the other end.

Just when Hidan was performing this series of suffocating operations, Kakuzu, who had just made a sneak attack in the dark, jumped out. He looked at the "weirdo" who had eaten one of his own but was unharmed, and immediately punched him with a tentacle, ready to send him away. He goes to heaven.

Hidan, who was still trying to pull out the carrot, was suddenly attacked by Kakuzu. Kakuzu's fist directly penetrated his body and bent the originally straight javelin.

Uh, what an assist. Yoruichi saw Kakuzu's move and silently gave him a thumbs up. When Hidan pulls out the javelin, he will receive double the critical hits. I pray for you, Amen.

"Ah, you bastard, it hurts." Hidan's heart collapsed. If this crooked stick-like object was pulled out like this, it would crack. It would definitely crack.

People say that saving face is a natural instinct. Hidan, whose brain had been brainwashed by the cult, was reduced to a pulp. It was rare for Hidan to be smart. He directly punched the deformed javelin through the hole pierced through his abdomen. Pulled out. At least, it didn’t go through the mouth, right~

"Young hero has great skills and is a ruthless person. I will obey you even without any help~" He said this, but he felt deep regret in his heart. Is Yoichi a person who likes to add insult to injury? This is a profound philosophical question.

Kakuzu saw that Hidan's body was penetrated and he was still screaming in front of him. He originally wanted to teach him a lesson, but his keen senses heard Yoruichi sighing because of Hidan's extremely cruel actions towards him. , the other fist also used a tentacle punch to fly towards the big tree where Yoichi was hiding.

"Boom" I saw a big tree that required at least three adults to hug, which was interrupted by Kakuzu's punch. Yoruichi jumped directly onto the river, looking lazy and facing the two immortals. Group.

"You should be Kakuzu, right? You know this weirdo with a stupid face who likes to stab himself with a javelin?"

"I don't know you." As expected of Kakuto, a person who has experienced great storms. He just burned other people's clothes, and then had close contact with Hidan at such a distance. Now he can maintain such a calm tone. You deserve to be single 80 For many years, I respect you as a man

"Then do you think he deserves a beating and want to beat him up? It doesn't matter. Just leave him to me in the end."

Kakuzu's mung bean eyes didn't waver at all because of Yoruichi's words, and he struck the ground with both hands, intending to launch a sudden attack from underground through the ground.

Yoruichi gathered her chakra and stepped down hard with her left foot. She saw that the perfectly flat ground that had just been roasted by the sea of ​​fire was instantly torn apart by the force of the step.

Kakuzu's fist that wanted to attack from the ground was also weakened by this ferocious blow, and became limply stuck between the cracks in the rocks.

"I respect you as a man, so I talk to you politely and angrily. If you refuse to give me this face today, I will let you know what cruelty is."

Yoruichi's cruel words are still very convincing. Looking at the impaled salted fish Hidan next to him, even an experienced senior like Kakuzu can't help but feel a chill in his back. Young people nowadays are really... Can play

But who is Kakuzu, a steely straight man who loves money as much as his life, regards beauty as dirt, and regards money as God? Will he shrink back because of the threat of Yoichi Naiji?

That's 1 million, almost enough to buy three Asma. Asuma is the son of the Third Hokage, one of the twelve guardian ninjas of the Fire Country Daimyo, and is equivalent to the President's personal bodyguard, the son of the Minister of Defense of the Hungry Country. He is promoted and raised every minute to earn a lot of money, and his future is limitless. You know, before the emperor took office, he was a kgb agent directly under the president.

All in all, Yoruichi is a rare big deal, Kakuzu, but someone who dares to throw a kunai at the god of ninja from eight hundred miles away, will he be afraid of a mere new flash of Konoha?

So he decisively broke out of his clothes. You must know that all protagonists must have a burst of clothes before breaking out in the small universe. Kakuzu's protagonist template was added to his body, and it was divided into five parts in an instant. He formed seals in his hands, and the four masks behind him also started. Open your mouth and spit out an attack.

"Ninjutsu with 5 attributes of boo came at Yoichi head on as if they were free. Yoichi looked around and saw that this guy didn't even say a word and just opened it up. He was instantly angry, and then... Lei Escape wrapped around his feet and ran away at high speed.

Of course it's to run away, how can you use your face to receive skills? Looking back, run, once the ghost sword is opened, you can't see it, move, move, shuriken, I always keep in mind the Hokage teachings of Master Dasima.

To be honest, Yoruichi is embarrassed by Kakuzu, but to be honest, Kakuzu can actually be regarded as the most troublesome type of person in the Akatsuki organization for Yoruichi.

The characters are all very average in strength, with no outstanding features, but no shortcomings either.

Genjutsu, the secret technique of the boss of Kakuzu. The five heart chakras are connected and circulated. They are naturally capable of restraining most genjutsu. Unless it is Itachi's Tsukuyomi, which can complete the attack in an instant, Shisui can use it to release other gods' unexpected Hitomijutsu. Nothing.

After using earth spears for both physical skills, the body is hard enough, and with the tentacle monster mode of Earth Resentment Yu, it is really difficult to fight in close quarters.

Ninjutsu, not to mention, is Kakuzu's specialty.

Moreover, the five hearts give Kakuzu a very sufficient amount of chakra, so it is difficult to fight even though it consumes a lot of energy. Plus, with more than 80 years of combat experience, it is difficult~

If you want to fight with Jiaodu, you have to rely on the real force to fight head-on. If you can't fight hard, you will win. If you can't fight hard, you will run away.

Yoruichi was avoiding and thinking about countermeasures. As for Hidan, well, this person is of some use, but it's really troublesome to deal with Kakuzu.

His mind was running rapidly thinking of countermeasures, and now Yoruichi had remembered that he was carrying a reward of 1 million, and reconciliation was impossible. If we want to fight, we can't just fail the first mission.

"Ah, finally, I'm finally free. You guys really hurt me. I must sacrifice both of you to the evil god today."

Looking at the broken gun in Hidan's hand, Yoruichi couldn't help but sigh as he dodged, "Lancers have been lucky since ancient times." Manmi sincerely doesn't deceive me.