Konoha's Mortal Wisdom

When Yoruichi was beaten by "a" group of people from Kakuzu, even if he was running around, no, moving gracefully, he was always observing the situation on the field.

At this time, a big red mark lit up on the mini map

Hidan, who had regained his mobility, found his Bloody Mitsuki Kama, and roared angrily, forgiving Kakuzu's sound and light effects were so good that Yoruichi couldn't hear what Hidan said.

But Yoruichi wasn't blind. He saw that Hidan didn't rush to attack him, but instead slashed at Kakuzu who was closer to him with a scythe.

Kakuzu, who was concentrating on attacking Yoruichi, found that Hidan's idiot was a little late in attacking him and was slightly rubbed.

Seeing this scene, Yoruichi couldn't help but feel happy.

Hey, Hidan and Kakuzu are not teammates yet, and Hidan is just a wild monster, slapping anyone he sees.

Kakuzu was attacked by Hidan with a scythe, and a water-type mask came out. He opened his mouth and sprayed a jet of water at Hidan. How could the firepower of Hidan's brain be compared to Kakuzu? In an instant, he was sprayed far away by the water jet. of.

In an instant, Ye Yi's fast-moving brain thought of a strategy.

First of all, regardless of other things, I have to pretend to be one at night

Yoruichi took out the few remaining shurikens, carved the technique on them, threw them into the sky, and then used the Flying Thunder God Jutsu to temporarily escape Kakuzu's attack.

"Aren't you giving up yet?"

Seeing Yoruichi flash behind him, Kakuzu's green eyes remained calm. We already knew from the information attached to the bounty that Yoruichi possessed the Flying Thunder God Technique, but Kakuzu was obsessed with money.

Just when Kakuzu turned around and formed a seal to continue the attack, Yoruichi quickly said, "You have been locked by me. As long as I snap my fingers, you will die."

"Haha~" Kakuzu made an unknown mocking sound. I haven't seen anything in the storms of more than 80 years. If you just snap your fingers, I will die. Senju Hashirama is not as crazy as you.

Kakuzu continued to form seals to show that he didn’t want to deal with Yoruichi, and he also shot you~

"Earth Resentment Yu's final shot", perhaps stimulated by Yoichi's wild words, Kakuzu concentrated the mask with the three attributes of thunder, wind, and fire on his right hand, charged up and fired a bunch of terrifying chakra cannons at Yoichi .

Yoruichi continued to use Flying Thunder God to get out of the attack range and ran to the right side of Kakuzu. Kakuzu immediately captured Yoruichi's position and turned around to face Yoruichi.

Behind Kakuzu, 2.30 meters away in the woods, Hidan had already drawn a formation, and his body was covered in white skulls.

With superhuman eyesight, Yoruichi watched Hidan's movements. When he saw him pick up a pitch-black spear and stab it hard at his heart, he was so angry that he hit Hidan. Snap your fingers, "Heart~"

"Uh~" Kakuzu originally saw that Yoruichi was still pretending to be a ghost, so he planned to shoot him a few times. Unexpectedly, there was a sharp pain in his heart at this time, and then one of the four masks originally carried on his back was broken.

"д" Kakuzu, who had just recovered from the severe pain, was filled with surprise and doubt for a moment.

What's the situation? Could this child in front of me really be capable of cursing? Kakuzu, who didn't understand how Yoruichi took his own life, had to stop in this situation.

As an old ninja who has lived for more than 80 years, I want money and I want life. I can't have both. I really don't know which one to give up.

However, a ninja who has lived for such a long time certainly understands that the top priority right now is to find a way for Yoruichi to attack him. If he is killed by Yoruichi, he will not make any money.

Well, I'm not a coward, I just can't bear to leave my cute little money. I still love money even if it means my life.

Discovering that Kakuzu had successfully stopped the attack because of his own pretense, Yoruichi was filled with pride. After more than 80 years of experience as an old ninja, forgive me for being so cunning, you still have to drink the young master's water~

Oops, I can't, I can't, the expression on my face can no longer be maintained, and Yoruichi has a smile that is gradually getting out of control.

"Aren't you pretty cool? Don't you believe that I just flicked my fingers and you died? I don't know why you didn't die, but looking at the broken mask on the ground, you must have used some special method to die."

"Humph, but there are only 4 masks behind you, and now there are only 3 left. I think you can only die at most 4 more times before you are really dead."

"Come on, let me think about where to attack this time."

"Throat, spine, liver, lungs, carotid artery, subclavian artery, kidneys, where should I attack next?"

Yoruichi raised his left hand high and made a finger-snapping gesture towards the corner, teasing him with a flicker.

When he turned his attention to teasing Kakuzu, Hidan in the distance thought he had killed an opponent, escaped from the spell and ran over with a scythe.

"Well, weren't you supposed to be killed by my spell? Why are you still alive?"

. . .

The scene was very embarrassing~

Did Σд come back so soon? He accidentally let the instigator run out, and was caught lip-synching at the scene. It was so embarrassing that he was speechless and choked. . .

Hidan's words contained a little too much information. Kakuzu thought about it for a while, and the mung bean eyes of the bastard who had always been dull finally showed his emotions clearly.

It was a kind of detached anger, and bloodshot eyes filled Kakuzu's eyes. Although his eyes were originally red outside of the green pupils, Yoruichi could see it.

"When you are angry, your blood pressure will rise and your blood vessels will burst. I see that your current state is on the verge of danger, so I will be merciful and let you go. I won't snap my fingers today..."

It's okay if we don't mention snapping fingers. When it comes to snapping fingers, Kakuzu's hand speed breaks through the sky. You must know that although Kakuzu relies on ninjutsu to make a living, his seal is only 7. This time, itachi's hand was dancing. speed.

Forming seals with his hands quickly, without stopping at his feet, Kakuzu concentrated all his strength and sprinted towards Yoruichi at high speed. It seemed that this time he not only wanted to treat him to cannonballs, but also planned to crush him at close range.

Seeing Kakuzu's posture as if he was desperate, it was only then that Yoruichi truly realized that he was overplaying his hand.

But although Kakuzu is a bit difficult to deal with, his true strength is just that.

If Yoruichi didn't want to fight him now, it would not be impossible to deal with him after knowing all the information about Kakuzu.

However, seeing this old monster who has lived for a long time being driven crazy by himself, Yoruichi still feels full of accomplishment and is so happy.

In fact, Kakuzu is not too bad. After all, he was once a passionate young man who dared to risk his life and assassinate Senju Hashirama for his own village.

It's very strange that Kakuzu would agree to carry out such a mission. No matter how you think about it, this mission is very strange.

If Kakuzu has the strength to assassinate Senju Hashirama, then who else in Taki Ninja Village would dare to assign him a task or speak loudly to him?

Since he was sent on such a mission even though he was outmatched, it was obvious that he wanted to kill Kakuzu.

Compared to Sharo's attempt to trick Ye Cang, who had to lie to cover it up, the senior management of Taki Ninja Village didn't even bother to pull out a fig leaf, and it was no worse than telling his direct opponent to go to hell.

So here comes the question. In such an obvious situation, Kakuzu actually went on a mission and returned to the village after the mission failed. Is it because the senior officials of Taki Ninja Village have brainwashed them too thoroughly, or is it because Kakuzu has shi in his head? , is still too young, and my IQ is seriously in arrears.

Such a tragic figure, according to Ye Yi's position, he doesn't want him to die. After all, how can he support the brilliance of a genius like himself without such a fool?

If there are no bad guys, how can you bring out the good guys? If there are no fools, who does the genius look for to show off his superiority?

So Yoruichi decided, if possible, to let Kakuzu go and let him live freely in every corner where Yoruichi is. Whenever he is bored, go and see him, and his mood will suddenly feel better.

Thinking of this, Yoruichi decided to just give up on the fight.

Let me go. I, Sawatsuna Yoruichi, have never been chased by someone and refused to fight back in my life. If I don't show Kakuzu some color today, where will I put my genius' face?

"The ninja method is yours, Hidan." Facing Kakuzu's blood-vein-exploding attack, Yoruichi flashed in front of Hidan, grabbed his back and threw him towards Kakuzu like a baseball.

Hehe, do you still remember Yoruichi's Soft Fist? Yoichi's Soft Fist not only uses chakra as acupuncture needles to drive into Hidan's body, but also inscribes the Flying Thunder God's technique on Hidan's body.

That's why we have the spear that will pierce the dead thorns in the future. It is to use the Flying Thunder God's Guided Thunder to directly position the javelin on the technique carved on Hidan's body.

So there was a precise flying fish form.

And with Hidan throwing Hidan towards Kakuzu before Hidan had time to react, he just wanted to see if Hidan could attack Kakuzu again to collect some blood and curse him again, although the possibility was very low. .

The main purpose is to let Hidan entangle Kakuzu with his immortality, so that he can fight back more easily.

Kakuzu is indeed experienced. Although he doesn't know how Hidan cursed him to death, he directly used ninjutsu to attack Hidan and didn't let Hidan get close at all.

Hidan was thrown out by Yoruichi without checking. Just when he was about to chop the horns to vent his anger, he didn't expect that he was facing a ninjutsu rider and was hit in the face again.

Is Yoruichi the kind of person who would give up casually? Then he flashed his hands into the air and kicked Hidan back with a powerful kick in front of Kakuzu.

Kakuzu still adopted a conservative attack method, just like this you come and go, Hidan was beaten back and forth by the two people like a trapeze artist.

At this time, Hidan, who had been bullied by Xujiu, finally broke out. When he was kicked towards Kakuzu by Yoruichi again, he didn't care who was in front of him, he spotted a figure, and relied on his immortal body to ignore him completely. Ninjutsu, the Bloody March Scythe is thrown with great force.

Relying on the connection of the chain, the Mitsuki Scythe was thrown out in a full arc and slashed towards Kakuzu. Even if Hidan was hit by the ninjutsu and flew backwards at the next moment, the extended bloody Mitsuki Scythe could still be reached. Kakuzu's posture rowed towards him.

"Earth Release Earth Spear" Kakuzu didn't even pay attention to the bloody March Scythe that was coming. This weapon with no technical content was slashed flatly, even the skin after my Earth Release was hardened. Not broken.

Easily blocking the bloody March Scythe's blade with his blackened arm, Kakuzu was ready to continue his great cause of ninjutsu turret.

But at this moment, a strong electric sound suddenly came from the ear, and the dark blue electric light shone on Kakuzu's face, "Thunder Release Raiqi~"

Yoruichi's hand, which was filled with strong electric current, pierced through Kakuzu's dark and hard body as effortlessly as he pierced a napkin.

With a "pop~" sound, a shattering sound was heard, and Kakuzu's menacing body fell down.