Konoha's Mortal Wisdom

Tang Ying is a very good person, but if a good person is woken up while sleeping soundly, he will become less "good"~

He looked at Ye Yi with a smile but not a smile, and he had something in his mind that he didn't know how to say.

"Yorichi, come back so late, why don't you go to bed and come to my house? The old man will break if he doesn't sleep well..."

Yoruichi didn't even wait for the village chief to finish complaining, and quickly took over and threw the pot away.

"Ah, Mr. Village Chief, I know you can't sleep well. After all, Hidan is the first vicious person in Yunin Village to kill his companions in decades. It's really unsettling for you not to deal with such a heinous person as soon as possible. ah"

"You know I can't sleep well and you still come to make noise at night..."

Realizing that the village chief was determined to turn the pot back, Yoruichi interrupted again. I will never take the pot~

"So, no matter how hard I worked day and night, I finally captured this man full of crimes. I'm afraid that you, village chief, will lose sleep while waiting anxiously. I will bring him to you as soon as possible so that you can feel at ease."

"Well, well." The village chief had just been woken up and was still a little confused. He finally thought about it and finally realized what Yoichi was talking about.

"Where is the man you have captured? Come on, let me see."

Yoruichi raised his eyebrows and indicated to Tang Ying that the rice dumpling made of iron chains on the ground was there.

☉д"This iron ball is the prisoner Hidan" I don't study well, so don't lie to me~

Yoruichi pulled one end of the chain hard, and the sphere made of the chain began to rotate, slowly revealing the humanoid object wrapped inside. This was mainly because there had been a period of time when Yoruichi was dragging Hidan's face and The intimate friction on the ground makes it difficult to recognize the face now.

Lightning condensed in his hand and he stabbed Hidan. Hidan, who had just been freed from the chain ball and was still dazed, came back to his senses. It seemed that after being shocked by Yoruichi so many times today, Hidan's body had already reacted to the lightning. Dun is very sensitive~

The paralysis was still paralyzing, but the iron-headed Hidan once again couldn't control his mouth. His body was still numb, but his mouth started shouting loudly.

"You bastard kid, I can't forgive you. I will definitely, definitely, definitely sacrifice you to the evil god."

"Look, this is Hidan. With his bad mouth, we should be able to confirm his identity."

Yoruichi didn't bother to pay attention to the wailing of the defeated dog, put Hidan back on again, turned to Tang Ying and explained.

"Well, when I fought with this rookie today, I found that although his strength is a bit rubbish, his body seems to be immortal for some unknown reason. Anyway, I experimented many times in the afternoon, even if I cut off his head I will still be alive when I come down, so I brought the whole person back to you to see what you want to do with it."

I don't know whether it was because of the accident that Yaru was able to catch Hidan who massacred most of Yu Ninja Village at such a young age, or because he was surprised by Hidan's weird body that would not die even if his head was cut off. It took a long time for God to react.

"Thank you, thank you very much, thank you Lord Yoruichi for helping our Yunin Village solve the huge crisis. If it weren't for you, Hidan would have been too great a threat to Yunin Village."

Look, Tang Ying's title has become you. Hey, geniuses are easily respected.

"Wonderful praise, wonderful praise. Just remember to increase the mission bonus a little when the time comes. After all, I almost died and spent a lot of effort to capture this amazingly powerful sinner, that is, I fought with him for 5 times. For hours, I was almost assassinated by him more than ten times, blah blah blah..."

"Absolutely, I will send someone to Konoha tomorrow to double the mission bonus. Thank you, Mr. Yoruichi, for taking such a huge risk to help us."

When I heard that the mission bonus had been doubled, even though my home was a big mess, no one's money came from the strong wind, and I didn't take advantage of it. You bastard, for the sake of your noble personality, you should reluctantly agree to him.

"Mr. Village Chief, there is something you said wrong. Who am I? The most dignified genius in Konoha, the heir to the Golden Flash. I can't deal with a little thief like Hidan easily. There is no risk at all."

"Yes, yes, what Mr. Ye Yi said is to thank Mr. Ye Yi for his hard work and hard work for solving a big problem for our Tang Ren Village."

"Yeah, you're right. It's already so late. I brought Hidan to you so that you wouldn't have to suffer from insomnia any more. Then you can handle the rest of the matter by yourself. I'm going to rest first~ "

After finishing speaking, he didn't wait for Tang Ying to answer, and left without acknowledging his relatives.

"Huh~ The little ancestor is finally gone." Tang Ying wiped the non-existent cold sweat on his forehead. It was too hard to talk to Ye Yi. Tang Ying had lived for so long, and Jiu had never seen anyone more shameless than him.

This also strengthened Tang Ying's determination to hold Konoha's thigh tightly. If nothing else, it was because Konoha could cultivate such a thick-skinned person at a young age like Yoruichi. It seems that the Third Hokage must He is a person who is well versed in thick black knowledge and cannot be offended.

They found the janitor who was beaten by the villagers overnight and carefully arranged the task of guarding Hidan. Tang Ying, who had been busy all night, looked at the bright sky and touched the top of his head.

Looking at the strand of hair on my hand, I couldn't help but think of retiring. People are old and they just can't stand the hardship. If this continues, I'm afraid I won't be able to live in the Mediterranean~

Shaking his head and sighing at his misfortune, his mind flashed back to the visibly bruised and swollen face of the janitor last night. Maybe he was the most suitable candidate. After all, when heaven is about to give a great job to a person, he must first work hard on his mind and body. Skin, looking like a janitor, it's enough "work", right?

Putting aside the change of leader of Yunin Village, Yoruichi, who left Hidan to Yukage, slept until he woke up naturally and started on his way back.

To be honest, Yoruichi was very satisfied with this mission.

After completing a mission and beating up three groups of people, the Sand Ninja ANBU, Hidan, and Kakuzu led by Maki not only had fun, but the most important thing was the accumulation of actual combat experience.

You know, Maki, Hidan, and Kakuzu are all named characters in the original work.

Let’s talk about Maki first. Although Maki didn’t show any powerful abilities in the original work, and even got slashed in a fight with the sick ghost Hayate, but as the future Kazekage Gaara’s teacher, he can defeat me with his personal ability. Gaara's promotion to the position of Kazekage proves that Maki's ability is definitely not bad.

Not to mention the immortal duo of Hidan and Kakuzu. Although Hidan was completely bruised by Yoruichi's spray and acted like a Black Iron Five throughout the whole process, those who can be recruited into the Akatsuki organization are not weak.

At least Hidan's taijutsu was enough to fight Kakashi twice.

Needless to say, Kakuzu's strength is that he can live for such a long time and become the king of underground bounty hunters. He is powerful in all directions and is absolutely comparable to the current Third Hokage.

These combat experiences will allow Ye Yi to transform his cultivation accumulation into actual combat abilities, which will be of great help to the battles he is likely to face in the future.

With a happy mood, Ye Yi rode a carriage all the way "dusty", eating the "dry food" bought in the luxury hotels along the road, and the "clear water" bought from the most popular beverage stall in the market, returned to the hotel. The entrance to Konoha Village.

Looking at the gate of Konoha, Yoruichi burst into tears unconsciously. He missed the feeling of "home" so much. I "love" the place where I was born and raised so much. Farewell, my journey full of "loneliness" .

After returning to the village, Yoruichi has not yet gotten over the sadness of losing his freedom, walking alone like a zombie.

Before walking too far, there was a figure with white top and green bottom next to the telephone pole in front of him. That was Kakashi, as a teacher, coming to greet the disciple who had completed his first S-level mission.

"Well done, Yoruichi. When you go to the Third Hokage to hand in the mission, I'll treat you to a barbecue in the evening to celebrate."

You know that treating Yoruichi to dinner is really a very expensive thing. Kakashi is so determined to offer to treat Yoruichi to eat the most expensive barbecue in Konoha Village. It can be imagined that he really cares for his disciple. feel proud.

"Hey~ Then I can hurry up and hand in the task. If it's too late, the BBQ restaurant will be closed. Kakashi-sensei will be in big trouble if he only eats for 3 hours."

As soon as he finished speaking, Yoruichi rushed towards the Hokage Building so quickly with his short legs. From the huge smoke and dust that was raised and the lightning that bloomed all over Yoruichi, Kakashi felt that he had made a wrong decision.

ヾ;;Д;;"Three hours?" A drop of cold sweat dripped from Kakashi's forehead to the ground. It always felt like he would have to work hard to complete tasks and pay off debts in the next period of time.

. . .

Hokage Building, Third Generation Office

"Ho ho ho, Yoruichi, you did a great job on this mission. Tang Ninja Village has just sent someone to do the mission settlement, and they have doubled your mission bonus."

"For your performance this time, Tang Ninja Village expresses great appreciation. You have successfully completed the S-class top secret mission assigned to you."

"Sandaime-sama, this is what I should do, for the glory of Konoha"

How to put it this way, performing in front of leaders has become a deep-seated instinct in Ye Yi's bones. The arrogance and domineering in front of outsiders and the arrogance in front of acquaintances are all perfectly hidden under Ye Yi's neither humble nor overbearing, mature and elegant disguise. under.

All in all, in the eyes of the third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen, the child Yoruichi is perfect and has a bright future.

"The mission bonuses and other tasks will be distributed by ANBU to your home. This time you have completed a super difficult S-level mission in just 10 days. Just rest for a while and relax."

After thinking about it for a while, I calculated the time and found that only 10 days had passed since the end of three months. There was still plenty of time left. Yoruichi decided to give birth to the third generation and planned to run away to have a "hao" meal.

The third generation Hokage, who had matured into a master, saw Yoichi's expression that his heart had already flown out the door, and did not hold back, waving his hand for Yoichi to leave first.

Yoruichi responded and strolled out of the Hokage Building, but the elegant and leisurely gait he had just now changed immediately after leaving the Hokage Building.

"Hey~" Use the Flying Thunder God to teleport to the marked location closest to the barbecue restaurant, and sprint in full Thunder Chakra mode.

"Kakashi-sensei, here I come."