Konoha's Mortal Wisdom

"I must have caught you"

After using Raikiri to pierce Kakuzu's earth-type body, Yoruichi did not stop his attack. Knowing that Kakuzu had five hearts, how could he walk away now and let him recover?

To say that Kakuzu has a weakness that is not a weakness, if the heart of the mask composed of Earthly Resentment Yu is separated from the body and exists independently, then when the main body is attacked and killed once, the main body cannot move.

A mask is needed to return the heart to the main body so that the main body can act.

Previously, in order to deal with Hidan and Yoruichi, two people with excellent melee abilities, I was ashamed to team up with Hidan. The main reason was that Hidan would use a curse to kill me when he came close, and Yoruichi's Flying Thunder God had a spell carved into it after he came close. Ruined.

Therefore, in order to increase the flexibility and strike surface of the ninjutsu release, Kakuzu released the hearts of the remaining three masks in advance. Now the main body is penetrated through the heart by Raikiri. Although Kakuzu is not dead, his body cannot move.

Yoruichi maintained Raikiri, preventing the mask from returning to Kakuzu's body.

Although the mask's heart reaction is not bad, it can at least dodge Kakashi's melee attack, but the attack method is limited to spray ninjutsu. With Yoruichi and Kakuzu's bodies staying together, the masks are somewhat restrained.

"Now, I'll give you a chance now," Yoruichi kicked Kakuzu's body, and then simply sat on it, "I don't know if you will die if these masks of yours are left alone, but your true body is You can’t move anymore.”

"If you don't want to abandon this body, let's make a deal."

The three masked monsters had been looking for an opportunity to return to Kakuzu's body, but they were blocked by Yoruichi flexibly. When they heard that Yoruichi was planning to make a deal with him, the masked monsters also stopped moving and just watched quietly. One night.

"Hmm~ If you don't say anything, I'll take it as your consent. Wait until I get your mask back. We don't offend each other. You can do whatever you want. I'll go back and hand in my mission. If you agree... Let the masked monster with four feet on the ground like a dog lie down, huh~ on all fours~"

#`ДAlthough the masked monster couldn't speak, Kakuzu was still thinking about it. After hearing Yoruichi's method, Kakuzu wanted to spray his face with ninjutsu on the spot.

But the form is stronger than the person. This body that has been used for more than 80 years is really reluctant to abandon it. Moreover, the body is the core of the secret technique of Yu Yu. Kakuzu will not die if the body and the mask are separated, but eating, sleeping and playing Doudou I have lost all my abilities, how can I survive when I can only spray ninjutsu~

Yoruichi saw a masked monster from Kakuzu lying on the ground with his legs in the air. He really wished that he had a camera on him at this time to take pictures as a souvenir. How did the paparazzi in the previous life make money? If I used the photos to blackmail Kakuzu, no no. No, I am submitting my article to the editor-in-chief of Kakuzu, and I will publish it. You know, Kakuzu is very rich~

As an honest and trustworthy young man, Yoruichi got up and left Kakuzu's "corpse", flashing behind Hidan who was running towards here. Well, Hidan was beaten the whole time and Dan once experienced being passed through by lightning. physical sensations.

"I'm numb~" He took out a thick iron chain from the scroll and tied Hidan tightly from head to toe. Without looking at Kakuzu, Yoruichi stretched out his right hand and waved back to say goodbye to Kakuzu. , just dragging Hidan's face to the ground and getting ready to leave.

"A brat is a brat. There is no trust between ninjas." Perhaps he was remembering his passionate years in the past, Kakuzu said with a hint of melancholy in his tone.

While talking, he put the other two masks into his body. This time, Yoichi taught this old Jianghu a lesson. When encountering powerful opponents in the future, it is better not to separate the masks out of the body.

There are no sound and light effects, and there are no slogans for the second grade, just the horns have directly turned into a ~ furry monster.

If you leave your back to me without even looking at me, do you trust me too much or do you simply look down on me? Is your wave saying goodbye to me? Do you think that everything I just did was just playing house with you?

Yoruichi thought that his friendly and carefree attitude was misinterpreted by Kakuzu into a more provocative way. Silently and without saying a word, he concentrated the remaining energy of the three attributes of wind, thunder, and fire into his mouth, and released his ultimate move. Final shot.

"Kid, let me teach you how to survive as a ninja. Never trust the enemy easily, and never turn your back to the enemy. Now, die."

There is a very powerful unique skill in the world of Naruto. I don’t know why I can still call out the name of ninjutsu when using my mouth. Has everyone learned ventriloquism in order to show off?

Seeing that the final shot was about to submerge Yoruichi, who had his back turned to him, Kakuzu felt a rare emotion in his life.

Perhaps it was Yoruichi's unconditional trust that gave Kakuzu's betrayed heart a ray of warmth again~

But no matter how warm it is, it’s not as important as 1 million

"For money, kid, just go with peace of mind~ I will definitely keep the money you exchanged for it. I will keep it full for you in the refrigerator, on the bed, and on the walls."

"1 million doesn't feel like enough. No matter what, I have to get another 1.3 million to make up 2.3 million in cash."

Kakuzu was thinking about how to deal with Yoruichi's bounty next. The voice coming from behind his ears made Kakuzu a little angry and a little fanciful. Is 1.3 million so easy to get? But if he really wants to get another 1.3 million, he is flattered. Ah~

дThis voice~ seems to be 1 million

The strong electric sound and the dark blue lightning confirmed Kakuzu's thoughts. Yes, it was Yoruichi, a man worth 1 million.

He held a thunderball in each hand and stabbed the two masks behind Kakuzu. The masks shattered in response.

Kakuzu also reacted at this time. His hairy tentacles seemed to come alive, and they stabbed at Yoruichi behind him in one go. This was not only to attack and push back Yoruichi, but also to prevent Yoruichi from doing so. One continues the attack.

You must know that at this time, Kakuzu only has one heart left. If he is stabbed by Yoruichi again, Kakuzu and Tenchi Tongjutou will reunite with Senju Hashirama in hell.

After several consecutive jumps, Kakuzu seemed to be extremely angry because his four hearts were destroyed. He demonstrated to Yoruichi what it means that our anger is endless. The endless extension of the end.

Although Yoruichi was chased by these tentacles, his expression was so calm and composed. When he saw Hidan in the distance receiving the baptism of the final shot, a flash came back to him.

"I believe you, you are a bad old man. You are so bad and your calculations are so accurate. I knew you were lying to me just now."

"You have been marked by me, please don't mess with me anymore. Anyone marked by me can be chased by me no matter where you are. You have no other mask to die for now, right?"

╬д╭n╮I believed your evil deeds and actually felt warm. I didn’t expect you to be such a cunning kid. You secretly left a trap for me, and now you’re beating me up. I’ve never seen such a shameless person.

Originally, even with five hearts in his body, he didn't feel the problem of high blood pressure, but now Kakuzu feels that his brain is going black, and his blood pressure is soaring uncontrollably. It's too high.

After all, Qi Qi, Kakuzu really doesn't dare to make another sneak attack this time. Now he doesn't know how the little ghost head locked himself. There is only one heart left. If the kid succeeds in the sneak attack, he can really go to see the Senju. Hashirama.

Angle said that he was very insecure. The money he had accumulated over the years should be more than 1 million. It seemed that for that money, he had to let 1 million be spent for a while. It would be better to increase the reward and come back later when the value appreciates. Cut leeks.

Yes, I’m not a coward, I’m here for long-term investment, and I’m still the same person who wants money at the expense of my life.

After comforting himself and doing some mental construction, Kakuzu finally gave up on the plan to continue fighting with Yoruichi. No matter what Yoruichi wanted to say later, I didn't want to hear it, so he just went straight into the forest and left. Got it~

"Hey, I am such a peace-loving person. Kakuzu provoked me again and again and I let him go with great mercy. This is probably the legendary repaying evil with kindness. It was something that Kong Sage could not do. It’s just me, peace”

After sensing carefully for a while, Yoruichi couldn't help but feel intoxicated after realizing that Kakuzu had really left.

By the way, there was a very verbose Zongzi who was always yelling next to me, and he was frozen into an ice sculpture by Ye Yi. Well, Xingbing Zongzi, Star Flavor Star chose starbucks oh yeah.

Looking up at the sky, the afternoon sun has changed. . . In the late afternoon sunshine, ninja battles are always fast. It's not like in One Piece, where the fight can last for 3 days and 3 nights.

Seeing that it was getting late, Yoruichi decided to lie down and have a good rest. Although the battle did not last long, because of the asymmetry of information, Hidan Kakuzu was also suppressed and beaten. Kakuzu: I have never been suppressed and beaten by you. But work and rest must be combined, and you must rest after working

Besides, the sunshine is not as strong as before, and there is a piece of ice next to him that is emitting air-conditioning. It is unreasonable to stay awake at this time.

As soon as I woke up, it was late at night.

After a short lunch break, looking at the sky full of stars, Ye Yi was very satisfied. Ye Yi Yi was the number one in the night, and night was the most suitable time for his activities.

In my previous life, I was a night owl and had a reverse schedule of day and night. I had left it behind for a long time when I came to Naruto World. It was rare to travel alone, so Yoruichi wanted to relive the feeling of traveling through the night sky.

After looking around, I found Hidan's Bloody March Scythe. I picked it up casually and waved it around. It didn't feel so smooth, but it was actually pretty handy. . . , so he broke it into pieces, fired the electromagnetic cannon, and the Raijin teleported. After several consecutive groups, Hidan's giant scythe was consumed, and Yoruichi returned to the gate of Yunin Village.

"I'm back." Looking at the empty entrance of Yu Ninja Village, Yoruichi raised his hands and shouted in imitation of the voice of the gatekeeper in this memory. He looked very much like the boy who wanted to be the Pirate King. .

He secretly used Wind Release to make his voice spread farther. After doing all this, he quickly dragged the thawed Hidan to the door of Tang Ying's house and hid inside. As for being noisy by Lele alone, he was not as noisy by Lele by all. How the woke guys treat the janitor is beyond Yoruichi's control.

After all, it’s all for happiness~ I believe the janitor will not blame himself.